Quotes: Bullet Proof Vest

Malcolm Reynolds: Zoe, you okay?
Zoe Washburne: (grunts) Armor's dented.
— "Serenity," Firefly

The Operative: I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed—
Mal: Good. (shoots him, turns to leave, and gets jumped)
The Operative: ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.

Rygel: (To Scorpius' body) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.
Scorpius: (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?
Rygel: I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.
Scorpius: What if you were wrong?
Rygel: Not so bad for me either way.

Archer: Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
Cheryl: Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!
Archer: But it is, y'know, a vest.
Archer, "El Secuestro"

"I want sleeves on my vest."
Col. Jack O'Neill after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," Stargate SG-1

"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."
Michael Carpenter, after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, The Dresden Files

Ambassador Bartlett: What if someone aims at my head?
"Type III ballistic body armor. Don't worry, those ribs will heal."
John Reese, Person of Interest, "Critical"