Quotes / Bulletproof Human Shield

"Activate... Hero Shield!"
Captain Hero, before grabbing a random civilian to absorb gunfire for him, despite being bulletproof himself. Drawn Together

Lesson 3: When using a human shield, grab a fat guy.
— ''Andreas Darlton's thoughts on this trope while massacring a group of war criminals with an antiaircraft machinegun.

Gunfight in the morgue, rule one: Don't hide behind the thin guy.