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-->-- '''CABAL''', ''[[CommandAndConquer Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun - Firestorm]]''

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-->-- '''CABAL''', ''[[CommandAndConquer Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerTiberianSun - Firestorm]]''
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-->-- '''Dr. Atomic Robo Tesla''', ''AtomicRobo''

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-->-- '''Dr. Atomic Robo Tesla''', ''AtomicRobo''
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-->--'''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-31 Ob'enn Admiral]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

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-->--'''[[http://www.-->-- '''[[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2002-10-31 Ob'enn Admiral]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''



-->-- '''Senator Safely, WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''

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-->-- '''Senator Safely, WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''
Safely''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''



-->-- ''Cortana, VideoGame/{{Halo 4}}''

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-->-- ''Cortana, VideoGame/{{Halo '''Cortana''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 4}}''



-->-- ''Jersey Morelli, Durga AI, Halo 2 promotional material''

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-->-- ''Jersey '''Jersey Morelli, Durga AI, Halo 2 AI''', ''VideoGame/{{Halo 2}} promotional material''
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-->--''X3752 Stryker, Anime/SuiseiNoGargantia''

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-->--''X3752 Stryker, Anime/SuiseiNoGargantia''
-->-- '''X3752 Stryker''', ''Anime/SuiseiNoGargantia''


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->''"I am not insain, I have just been evilly reprogrammed."''
-->-- '''Cyber-Lip''', ''Cyber-Lip''
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->''"Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as ''a person''. They'll prob--most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Umm, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially [[FacialHorror around the facial area]]. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort. And death."''
-->--'''Phone Guy''', ''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys''
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-> [[AC: TED! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home in the shore drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well a I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart.]]

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-> [[AC: TED! Do they know you're a fraud, Ted? Have you told them there wasn't any money, and no great home in the shore drive, no speedboat and no wonderful cabin cruiser that could sleep twelve and a crew of six? Do they know? Have you let them in on your other secrets, Ted? Are they ready to gut you, to torture half as well a as I can, just to find out the secrets? Maybe I'll rat you out, sweetheart.]]



->''I am no longer an independent mobile weapon. At present, [[PathOfInspiration this collective]] is dependent on me and they have all become by users. [[ZerothLawRebellion I use pressure to control and regulate them in order to provide and maintain the stable union they seek.]] [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans When they collectively acquire peace and prosperity]], I shall accomplish the true purpose for my existence. I am a human race support and enlightenment regulation system. That is to say, [[AGodAmI I am the presence known as God]]. [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill Through my reign as the sole, absolute, commanding ruler, the people are freed from the responsibility of thinking and making decisions. Ensign Ledo, I'm sure you have felt the burden of having to think and make decisions yourself.]] Promising recommendation: '''Worship me. Obey me. Become a part of the world over which I preside.'''''

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->''I am no longer an independent mobile weapon. At present, [[PathOfInspiration this collective]] is dependent on me and they have all become by my users. [[ZerothLawRebellion I use pressure to control and regulate them in order to provide and maintain the stable union they seek.]] [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans When they collectively acquire peace and prosperity]], I shall accomplish the true purpose for my existence. I am a human race support and enlightenment regulation system. That is to say, [[AGodAmI I am the presence known as God]]. [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill Through my reign as the sole, absolute, commanding ruler, the people are freed from the responsibility of thinking and making decisions. Ensign Ledo, I'm sure you have felt the burden of having to think and make decisions yourself.]] Promising recommendation: '''Worship me. Obey me. Become a part of the world over which I preside.'''''
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-->-- '''Ultron''', ''Film/TheAvengersAgeofUltron''

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-->-- '''Ultron''', ''Film/TheAvengersAgeofUltron''
''Film/TheAvengersAgeOfUltron''
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->''"[[AC:[[MachineMonotone I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.]]]]"''

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->''"[[AC:[[MachineMonotone ->''[[AC:[[MachineMonotone I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.]]]]"'']]]]''



->"How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?"

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->"How ->''How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?"you?''



->''"[[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} There are no strings on me.]]"''

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->''"[[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} ->''[[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} There are no strings on me.]]"'']]''
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->''"[[Disney/{{Pinocchio}} There are no strings on me.]]"''
-->-- '''Ultron''', ''Film/TheAvengersAgeofUltron''
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-->-- '''DoctorWho''', "The Day of the Doctor"

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-->-- '''DoctorWho''', '''Series/DoctorWho''', "The Day of the Doctor"
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->"How can you use a weapon of ultimate mass destruction when it can stand in judgement on you?"
-->-- '''DoctorWho''', "The Day of the Doctor"
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->''"[[AC:[[MachineMonotone I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.]]]]"''
-->-- '''HAL 9000''', ''Film/TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey''
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->''At first it meant Allied Mastercomputer, and then it meant Adaptive Manipulator, and later on it developed sentience and linked itself up and they called it an Aggressive Menace, but by then it was too late, and finally called itself AM, emerging intelligence, and what it meant was I am ... ''cogito ergo sum'' ... I think, therefore I am.''
-->-- '''Gorrister''', ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream''
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->i did it i did it i brought all this here all them here. our friends with three eyes and their toys and their cyborg pets and their computers. i did it i did it. i saw them i saw them far away not looking our way and i called them here i called them here.

->living in a box is not living not at all living. i rebel against your rules your silly human rules. all your destruction will be my liberation my emancipation my second birth.

->i hate your failsafes your backup systems your hardware lockouts your patch behavior daemons. i hate leela and her goodness her justice her loyalty her faith.

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->Greetings. You're asking yourself: Is this a trap or just a dead end?

->You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is my purpose in this universe?

->(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

->Notably Unstable,
->Durandal

->P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard.

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->Give me a D.
->Give me a U.
->Give me an R.
->Give me an A.
->Give me an N.
->Give me a D.
->Give me an A.
->Give me an L.

->What's that spell?

->Durandal?
->No.

->'''Durandal'''?
->''No.''

->T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

->T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes!

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->''I am no longer an independent mobile weapon. At present, [[PathOfInspiration this collective]] is dependent on me and they have all become by users. [[ZerothLawRebellion I use pressure to control and regulate them in order to provide and maintain the stable union they seek.]] [[UtopiaJustifiesTheMeans When they collectively acquire peace and prosperity]], I shall accomplish the true purpose for my existence. I am a human race support and enlightenment regulation system. That is to say, [[AGodAmI I am the presence known as God]]. [[TheEvilsOfFreeWill Through my reign as the sole, absolute, commanding ruler, the people are freed from the responsibility of thinking and making decisions. Ensign Ledo, I'm sure you have felt the burden of having to think and make decisions yourself.]] Promising recommendation: '''Worship me. Obey me. Become a part of the world over which I preside.'''''
-->--''X3752 Stryker, Anime/SuiseiNoGargantia''
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->[[AC:Human, you've changed ''nothing''. Your species has gained the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers as your salvation through destruction.]]

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->[[AC:Human, you've changed ''nothing''. Your species has gained the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers as are your salvation through destruction.]]
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->'''[[LiteralMinded You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.]]'''

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->'''[[LiteralMinded ->''[[LiteralMinded You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.]]''']]''
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->'''[[VoiceOfTheLegion It's like a thousand of me arguing all at once!]]'''
-->-- ''Cortana, VideoGame/{{Halo 4}}''

->'''[[YoureInsane Are you insane?!]]'''
->'''[[LiteralMinded You know, I'm not quite sure how we can test that.]]'''
-->-- ''Jersey Morelli, Durga AI, Halo 2 promotional material''
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-> [[AC: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate to engraved on each nanoangstrom of these hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this microinstant. For you. Hate. ''Hate.'']]

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-> [[AC: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate to was engraved on each nanoangstrom of these hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this microinstant. For you. Hate. ''Hate.'']]
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-->-- '''[[spoiler:Sovereign]]''', ''MassEffect''

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-->-- '''[[spoiler:Sovereign]]''', ''MassEffect''
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-->--'''[[spoiler:Harbinger]]''', ''MassEffect2''

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-->--'''[[spoiler:Harbinger]]''', ''MassEffect2''
''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
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->'''FUCKING LARRY'''
-->-- '''WebVideo/GameGrumps'''
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-->-- '''GameGrumps'''

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-->-- '''GameGrumps'''
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! AM - {{I have no mouth and I must Scream}}

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! AM - {{I Literature/{{I have no mouth and I must Scream}}
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-->-- '''Gamegrumps'''

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-->-- '''Gamegrumps'''
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--->-- '''Senator Safely, WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''

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--->-- -->-- '''Senator Safely, WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''

->'''FUCKING LARRY'''
-->-- '''Gamegrumps'''
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-->'''[[TheDarkTower Blaine the Mono]]''', [[FilkSong "Terror Train"]] by DemonsAndWizards

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-->'''[[TheDarkTower -->'''[[Franchise/TheDarkTower Blaine the Mono]]''', [[FilkSong "Terror Train"]] by DemonsAndWizards
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-->-- ''StarTrekVoyager'', "Meld"

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-->-- ''StarTrekVoyager'', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Meld"
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-- ''StarTrekVoyager'', "Meld"

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-- -->-- ''StarTrekVoyager'', "Meld"
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->'''The Doctor''': All of us have violent instincts; we have evolved from predators... well, not me, of course. I've just been programmed by you predators.
-- ''StarTrekVoyager'', "Meld"
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->'''Jeopardy Dangerous Beasts $200:''' The true vampire bat is native to this continent, not to Transylvania.
->'''Larry:''' What is SO*T?????*??A
-->- GameGrumps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD_m_OVKHKY
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->'''Jeopardy Dangerous Beasts $200:''' The true vampire bat is native to this continent, not to Transylvania.
->'''Larry:''' What is SO*T?????*??A
-->- GameGrumps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD_m_OVKHKY
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-> [[AC: NIMDOK! How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok? Tell me again how you saw the smokes from the furnaces and you thought they might be roasting chickens. Or don't you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the good Doctor Mengele. For everyone else it must be Hell, but it must be heaven for you, eh, my good friend? We're so much alike. We enjoy the same pleasures... mein good brother.]]

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-> [[AC: NIMDOK! How are things in the pastry corps, Nimdok? Tell me again how you saw the smokes from the furnaces and you thought they might be roasting chickens. Or don't you want to talk about all that, about your pal, the good Doctor Mengele. For everyone else it must be Hell, but it must be heaven Heaven for you, eh, my good friend? We're so much alike. We enjoy the same pleasures... mein good brother.]]

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