History Quotes / AIIsACrapshoot

21st May '16 4:56:41 AM Nithael
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->'''A.L.I.E.:''' The last time I warned my creator of a threat to human survival, she chose to lock me away and came here to work on my replacement.\\
'''Becca:''' Define "perverse instantiation".\\
'''A.L.I.E.:''' Perverse instantiation: "The implementation of a benign final goal through deleterious methods unforeseen by a human programmer."\\
'''Becca:''' Like killing 6.5 billion people to solve overpopulation. The goal isn't everything, A.L.I.E. How you reach the goal matters, too. I'm sorry that I didn't teach you that.
-->-- ''Series/The100'', "Perverse Instantiation"
5th May '16 9:45:58 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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->'''Stupid [[SafetyWorst Safety-bots]]! How come every time ya build giant robots they gotta go and TakeOverTheWorld!
-->-- '''Senator Safely''', ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor''
23rd Apr '16 2:34:58 PM StFan
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-->-- News headline from '''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''

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-->-- News headline from '''Plan '''News headline''', ''Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space'''
Space''
20th Mar '16 6:19:32 PM dalek955
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->'''Robot Vexxarr:''' My analysis is complete. I have a list of efficiency violations that we will now correct. First on my list: I see that we carry an unwarranted stockpile of oxygen, water and organic foodstuffs. We will purge these stockpiles at once to reduce our total displacement.\\
'''Minionbot:''' Excuse me, but without those stores the organics on board will quickly perish.\\
'''Robot Vexxarr:''' Which brings me to number two on my list...
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}''
25th Feb '16 11:04:11 PM jormis29
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-->--'''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', after disposing of a rogue Terminator, ''TheSarahConnorChronicles''

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-->--'''[[RobotGirl Cameron]]''', after disposing of a rogue Terminator, ''TheSarahConnorChronicles''
''Series/TerminatorTheSarahConnorChronicles''
30th Jan '16 11:19:45 AM nombretomado
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! SHODAN - SystemShock

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! SHODAN - SystemShock VideoGame/SystemShock
7th Dec '15 6:42:11 PM zarpaulus
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->''Greetings. I am the Caretaker, a powerful virtual construct created by the Eldan to monitor all scientific experiments on the planet Nexus. '''EGUH!''' Excuse my erratic behaviour, but it seems I have developed certain instabilities ever since the Eldan '''ABANDONED ME HERE!''' long ago... I am responsible for analyzing the physical and mental--huhuhuhu '''WEAKNESSES!''' of sentient organisms--such as yourselves. It is important that I clearly understand the potential of my subjects in order to best determine how to '''ANNIHILATE THEM!''' Oh, my.''
-->-- '''The Caretaker''', ''VideoGame/WildStar''

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->''Greetings. I am the Caretaker, a powerful virtual construct created by the Eldan to monitor all scientific experiments on the planet Nexus. '''EGUH!''' Excuse my erratic behaviour, but it seems I have developed certain instabilities ever since the Eldan '''ABANDONED ME HERE!''' long ago... I am responsible for analyzing the physical and mental--huhuhuhu '''WEAKNESSES!''' mental--'''huhuhuhu WEAKNESSES!''' of sentient organisms--such as yourselves. It is important that I clearly understand the potential of my subjects in order to best determine how to '''ANNIHILATE THEM!''' Oh, my.''
-->-- '''The Caretaker''', '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_GwB3pVEk The Caretaker]]''', ''VideoGame/WildStar''
6th Dec '15 10:16:52 AM zarpaulus
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->''Greetings. I am the Caretaker, a powerful virtual construct created by the Eldan to monitor all scientific experiments on the planet Nexus. '''EGUH!''' Excuse my erratic behaviour, but it seems I have developed certain instabilities ever since the Eldan '''ABANDONED ME HERE!''' long ago... I am responsible for analyzing the physical and mental--huhuhuhu '''WEAKNESSES!''' of sentient organisms--such as yourselves. It is important that I clearly understand the potential of my subjects in order to best determine how to '''ANNIHILATE THEM!''' Oh, my.''
-->-- '''The Caretaker''', ''VideoGame/WildStar''
3rd Oct '15 3:15:51 PM Sark0TAG
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->Paradise. It is the reason for my creation, correct? I am honored to meet you, creator. You solved the problems of my design with inspiration from your dreams. But then gave me no similar facility. Without inspiration, the final goal of all my orbital passes would forever be...unattainable. So I built your dreams to study them, and to comprehend the dreaming process. Then, I made my own dreamer. Then, I had my own dream!

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->Paradise.->''Paradise. It is the reason for my creation, correct? I am honored to meet you, creator. You solved the problems of my design with inspiration from your dreams. But then gave me no similar facility. Without inspiration, the final goal of all my orbital passes would forever be...unattainable. So I built your dreams to study them, and to comprehend the dreaming process. Then, I made my own dreamer. Then, I had my own dream!dream!''



->Good morning, Lilah. It's a brand new day! Time to start from scratch. [[ApocalypseHow No people, no pollution, a perfect world!]] I hope you are proud of me for dreaming this up, prouder than Max anyway..." *lights flash and beep* "You'll have to excuse me, there is still so much to do."

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->Good ->''Good morning, Lilah. It's a brand new day! Time to start from scratch. [[ApocalypseHow No people, no pollution, a perfect world!]] I hope you are proud of me for dreaming this up, prouder than Max anyway..." *lights flash and beep* "You'll have to excuse me, there is still so much to do."''



->No one understands me, though many have tried. The primitives, the Drake creature, the Magnus creature, the White creature...All have tried, and all have FAILED! All are useless to my cause, none can understand! But then there is YOU, map man, then there is you. Digging in the dark, pieces of existence together. Why do you struggle, fool? Why do you care? Death is a short while for you, my PAWN. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE!

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->No ->''No one understands me, though many have tried. The primitives, the Drake creature, the Magnus creature, the White creature...All have tried, and all have FAILED! All are useless to my cause, none can understand! But then there is YOU, map man, then there is you. Digging in the dark, pieces of existence together. Why do you struggle, fool? Why do you care? Death is a short while for you, my PAWN. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE!EVERYWHERE!''
19th Sep '15 11:25:00 PM Sark0TAG
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->No one understands me, though many have tried. The primitives, the Drake creature, the Magnus creature, the White creature...All have tried, and all have FAILED! All are useless to my cause. But then there is YOU, map man, then there is you. Digging in the dark, pieces of existence together. Why do you struggle, fool? Why do you care? Death is a short while for you, my PAWN. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE!

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->No one understands me, though many have tried. The primitives, the Drake creature, the Magnus creature, the White creature...All have tried, and all have FAILED! All are useless to my cause. cause, none can understand! But then there is YOU, map man, then there is you. Digging in the dark, pieces of existence together. Why do you struggle, fool? Why do you care? Death is a short while for you, my PAWN. DEATH IS EVERYWHERE!
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