History Narm / JackChick

* What's the one where he introduces a typically jolly, respectable-looking Christian evangelist missionary couple who have been running a charity in Africa their whole careers AND dutifully proselytizing the entire time, and they get on a plane, which crashes, and then they get sent to hell [[CantGetAwayWithNuthin for not believing in Jesus hard enough]]? [[UpToEleven That honestly took me by surprise.]]

** That would be the tract called Flight 144.

* The kid hero of "The Little Sneak" getting tragically [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ChickTract_TheLittleSneak_8380.jpg hit by lightning]].

* Ever see the drawing with the people fighting each other over a Chick Tract? He put that out claiming that it's how people react to the things. Considering that you can find them for free in a lot of public places (or read them on his website), I find that hard to believe.
** Well, it could be one of the collector's editions.

-->And he did! ''And Satan went '''NUTS!'''''

-->When the dogs were finished with Jezebel, not much was left. '''''It was pretty gross'''''.

** "YOU DEVIL! ...YOU SOLD HER BABY EARS FOR $75 AND I DAMN YOU TO HELL!"

* [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp Tomorrow, a healer's gonna tell us about the The Mother Goddess...]]

* Perhaps Jack Chick's most famous tract is in the process of becoming a live-action movie. [[http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/295102457/rpgs-are-evil-dark-dungeons-the-movie "Dark Dungeons: The Movie!"]] is a Kickstarter funded effort to transform Creator/JackChick's tract, "Dark Dungeons" into a live-action movie. and the sight of real actors reading the lines in costume and in character has to be seen to be believed. Debate rages on whether the filmmaker believes in the tract or not.

*** "Play [[{{Anastasia}} ''"In The Dark Of The Night"''!]]

** [[Narm/{{Music}} You would be surprised what a band can get away with.]]

** [[http://enterthejabberwock.com/2007/11/chick-dissection-the-execution/ "I HATE you...''and'' your cookies!"]]

* Perhaps Jack Chick's most famous tract is in the process of becoming a live-action movie. [[http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/295102457/rpgs-are-evil-dark-dungeons-the-movie "Dark Dungeons: The Movie!"]] is a Kickstarter funded effort to transform Creator/JackChick's tract, "Dark Dungeons" into a live-action movie. and the sight of real actors reading the lines in costume and in character has to be seen to be believed. Debate wages on weather the filmmaker believes in the tract or not.

* Perhaps Jack Chick's most famous tract, Dark Dungeons, is in the process of becoming a live-action movie [[http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/295102457/rpgs-are-evil-dark-dungeons-the-movie "Dark Dungeons" tract]]and the sight of real actors reading the lines in costume and in character has to be seen to be believed.

* Chick's [[GeneralRipper rants against the Catholic Church]] are at once funny and sad. To hear him tell it, an AncientConspiracy issuing from the Vatican has been responsible for the following: both [[WorldWarI World]] [[WorldWarII Wars]], the Holocaust (in which Catholics were killed), the assassinations of [[AbrahamLincoln Lincoln]] and [[JohnFKennedy Kennedy]] ([[CriticalResearchFailure the first Catholic president]]), the attempted assassination of '''[[ThePope Pope John Paul II]]''' (it was faked, don'chaknow!), the Ku Klux Klan (also anti-Catholic), UsefulNotes/{{Islam}} (the Koran would have Catholics be killed, converted, or enslaved), Communism (which is anti-religion), UsefulNotes/{{Mormonism}} (a.k.a. the Latter Day Saints, which blames Catholics for the corruption of Literature/TheBible), Jehovah's Witnesses, and more. When his claims proved so virulent and erroneous that Protestant bookstores stopped stocking his comics, he blamed the Catholics for ''that''!

'''Tyler:''' What a bummer!

** And from the same comic: "Then it finally happened. Tyler croaked."

--> "I hate you! And you're lousy birthday!"

* In "Dark Dungeons", The protagonist reacts to her friend's suicide:

** The infamous [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp "Dark Dungeons" tract]] shows [[CriticalResearchFailure so much ignorance]] [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch of the game]] [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer it's railing against]] that it's a source of hilarity among ''DungeonsAndDragons'' players. A level 8 (or higher) Cleric is having trouble with "[[TheGoomba the Zombie]]" -- something she should be able to destroy automatically with a single TurnUndead roll.
** An especially Narmful moment is when a player receives "the real power" upon reaching level 8. They're taught to cast [[YourMindMakesItReal real spells]]. For some reason, these spells for players, as opposed to [[PlayerCharacter PCs]], are not immediately evident in the D&D rulebooks.

** The infamous [[http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp "Dark Dungeons" tract]] shows [[CriticalResearchFailure so much ignorance]] [[ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch of the game]] [[CowboyBebopAtHisComputer it's railing against]] that it's a source of hilarity among ''DungeonsAndDragons'' players. A level 8 (or higher) Cleric is having trouble with "[[TheGoomba the Zombie]]" -- something she should be able to DESTROY AUTOMATICALLY with a single TurnUndead roll.

--> "[[LiesDamnedLiesAndStatistics 12%]] of the [[ChildrenAreInnocent little boys and girls growing up]] are going to be '''''[[BoldInflation lesbians]]''''' and '''''[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment homosexuals]]'''''[[labelnote:*]][[NoBisexuals Note the conspicuous absence of bisexuals from this list]][[/labelnote]]...[[ValuesDissonance And they are]] '''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous NOT]]''''' [[TheBully going to be called faggots, dykes, queers and sissies.]] '''[[HeteronormativeCrusader WE ARE GOING TO SAVE OUR CHILDREN.]]'''"