History Main / VillainessesWantHeroes

->''Sure, women like me swoon for a hero, but that's only because deep down, we think we can change them.''

--> -- Sabine, OrderOfTheStick

->I will not bed the Hunky Hero before my plan is executed, unless having him believe I am carrying his child gives me a decisive advantage.
->I will not be put off by the Hero's rebuffs of my sensual advances. If he doesn't succumb to me, I will not fly into a jealous rage. Instead, I'll shrug my shoulders, send him on his way, and have him picked off as he exits the fortress.
->I, and my elite guards, will never assume that we have managed to confiscate all weapons or escape aids from the captured Hero. "Interrogations" in my private chambers will only be conducted if the Hero is completely nude. This will, in fact, satisfy a number of objectives at once.
->If the Hero says he is willing to betray his cause and accept my offer of ruling the world at my side, he will only be believed once that betrayal results in his cause's total destruction, at which point [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves his demonstration of total lack of principle should lead to his immediate execution]].
->However insatiable my appetites are, it is virtually guaranteed that at least one of my millions of subjects is both far more gifted at satisfying them and far more loyal to me than the Hero who seeks my destruction, no matter his reputation with the ladies.
->If the Hero has an evil twin, the twin will probably make a far more suitable Love-Happy Stooge.

-->'''{{Lobo}}:''' I'm here to get that fraggin', scum-suckin, rat-scratchin' De'Cine. And nobody better stop me!

* Used in a minor way in ''OrderOfTheStick''. Fairly early, Elan gets kidnapped by bandits who, as it turned out, were acting on the orders of the beautiful Bandit Queen. I guess that 18 Charisma wasn't just for show after all... (Well, it ''is'', obviously, but... you know what I mean.) Somewhat unusual in that Elan actually goes along with it until his UST-target shows up and complains, defending himself by claiming that "seducing the beautiful villainess" is part of his job description as a Bard.

* This is the plot of ''[[Ptitlein28qwc0 She]].''

** There's also Hela, norse goddess of death, who is either this or a StalkerWithATestTube, DependingOnTheWriter.

* Depending on the continuity, all the {{Femme Fatale}}s of Gotham want {{Batman}} ... or they want him dead if he won't be their boy toy.

* Queen Tyranee of the Martians and ''DuckDodgers''.

* The ''[[{{Disney/Aladdin}} Disney's Aladdin]]'' tv series had as recuring villain a witch, whose main goal it was to steal Aladdin from Jasmine.

* [[EldritchAbomination Umar]] to Comics/TheIncredibleHulk

* Poor, poor [[SailorMoon Mamoru Chiba]]

* Maxima to {{Superman}}

* The [[{{Disney/Aladdin}} ''Disney's Aladdin'']] tv series had a witch, whose main goal it was to steal Aladdin from Jasmine.

* The titulat character of ''{{Jimmy Two-Shoes}}'' is lusted after by Heloise, an EnfantTerrible MadScientist. Of course, sometimes she drifts into AntiHero territory, she's still happily working for {{Satan}}. Currently, Jimmy [[ObliviousToLove has no clue]].

* The titulat character of ''{{Jimmy Two-Shoes}}'' is lusted after by Heloise, an EnfantTerrible MadScientist. Of course, sometimes she drifts into AntiHero territory, she's still happily working for {{Satan}}.

* Queen Tyranee of the Martians and DuckDodgers.