History Main / LastSecondWordSwap

* ''Manga/DrStone'': When Kohaku asks Kinro and Ginro what they think of her sister Ruri, Ginro says she's got "[[BuxomIsBetter huge ti]]... er... [[UnusualEuphemism huge tides of cuteness]] that just wash me away...". When Kinro admonishes him for only caring about her appearance, he responds "I said I dig her big ol' ti... tides... didn't I?"

* ''VideoGame/Splatoon1'': In the European localization, when the Squid Sisters announce Walleye Warehouse as one of the stages, sometimes they'll have this exchange:

* At the end of ''Film/HomeAlone 2'':

'''Smart Ass''': Nose? That don't rhyme with "walls."\\

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing'', when Pumbaa gets stuck under a tree root running away from Nala:
--->'''Timon''', pushing Pumbaa's ass to get him unstuck: "Why do i always have to save your..." (''sees Nala jumping towards them both'') "...AAAAAHH!!!"

--->Timon, pushing Pumbaa's ass to get him unstuck: "Why do i always have to save your..." (sees Nala jumping towards them both) "...AAAAAHH!!!"

* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing'', when Pumbaa gets stuck under a tree running away from Nala:
--->Timon: "Why do i always have to save your..." (sees Nala jumping towards them both) "...AAAAAHH!!!"

* Buy an overpriced Amulet of Annihilation from a shady vendor in ''VideoGame/SecretOfEvermore'', and he'll wind up surprised that you spent so much money on a "worthless piece of cra...ss jewelry."
* In the FanRemake of ''VideoGame/KingsQuestII'', the subject of the insult does this ''for'' the would-be insulter, and it also gets a Lampshading:
-->'''Graham:''' Why you...\\
'''Hagatha:''' Witch?\\
'''Valanice:''' I'm sure it would have rhymed.

* ''VideoGame/Uncharted2AmongThieves'', while Drake is being chased on a train by an attack helicopter, he comes across a large vehicle that ends up being an anti-air attack tank.
-->'''Nate:''' How the hell am I supposed to shoot down a ''hel''-lo.
* ''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'':
-->'''Chip:''' Thanks for asking, Mister Monster Gu-- I mean, Sonic The Hedgehog!
* An unused voice clip in ''VideoGame/SonicBoomRiseOfLyric'':
-->'''Sonic''': Shiiiiiiioooooooooot.

* An early version of ''X-Plane'' had this description of the B-52: "Known by pilots as the BUFF: Big Ugly Flying Fu- um...Fellow."
%%* ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie Nuts & Bolts'' has this lovely challenge starring Piddles the Cat: Cheating Witch.
* In ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' you can fish coins out of the Dalaran Fountain. A lot of well-known characters from the ''Warcraft'' universe have done a wish you can read when you fish up their coin. Aegwynn, who doesn't like the mages of Dalaran, wished the following:
-->'''Aegwynn:''' I really wish you mages would get your head out from inside your own...''books''.
* ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'':
** The "pirate pamphlet", quoth the in-game description, "contains helpful tips on all manner of pirate activities, such as swabbing, quaffing, pillaging, and rapi...er, rapier-sharpening."
** And on using its peppermint pip packet: "You pop open the packet of peppermint pips and put them in the pocks you poked with your p... your finger."
** The description of the "shoo-fish pie" states that it's "made out of fish guts and molasses. Hey, at least it's not mole guts and fish -- y'know what? Never mind."
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', Jack's not allowed to swear in front of her students. At one point she tells Joker "Screw you, f...flight lieutenant!"
* In the arcade beat'em up ''64th Street'', one of the main characters, investigating a coded newspaper ad, says "Holy Sh...eboygan"
* In one chapter of ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead'', Kenny asks if Lee can pick a lock because he's... "urban".
* Happens several times with the {{Narrator}} in ''VideoGame/BattleBlockTheater''.
--> "Boy, he was pi-he was mad!"\\
"The staff is sick of Hatty's bullsh-B, uh...nonsense!"

* After befriending Undyne in ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', you can call her and Papyrus on the phone. Calling them in the room where you hide in the grass after Undyne lobs spears at you prompts this exchange.
-->'''Undyne:''' If it wasn't for that grass, I'd have kicked your... Uh, if not for that grooty, I'd have kicked your booty.
-->''(call her again)''\\
'''Undyne:''' Don't ask what a grooty is!!!
** At the very start of the game, Flowey tries to trick you into believing that the white bullets he shoots are "friendliness pellets." If you dodge them enough times, he will lose his temper and tell you to "RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!!", before replacing "Bullets" with "friendliness pellets" (in lowercase, unlike the rest of the sentence), a surprisingly literal version of this trope.
* In the third ''VideoGame/{{Gex}}'' game, he says, "How 'bout I shove my foot up your...shoe?". In the first game however, he clearly says, "Ass" once, albeit not in literal context.
* Played deadly serious in the opening cinematic of ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'' expansion ''Reaper of Souls'', just after the New Horadrim stored the [[SealedEvilInAcan Black Soulstone]] for safekeeping.
-->'''Tyrael:''' You have done well, Horadrim. Your service here is finished. You should all... ''[Cue SinisterScrapingSound]'' [[RunOrDie ...run.]]
* In ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyo20thAnniversary'', Feli tries to ask Lemres out on a date, struggling to say the word "date" and ultimately swapping it out for "delicious", as in a "delicious" Puyo battle.
* ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'': If Kris does not have enough space in their inventory to hold the item Spamton transforms in to, Spamton gets angry and goes on a rant. Part of his rant includes "WHAT! THE! [F" with the dialogue box pausing a long time on the "F..." before he finishes it with "ifty Percent Off]!?"

* In the ''[[Film/TheThreeStooges Three Stooges]]'' short "Brideless Groom", Shemp gets hit by an opening door and gets aggressive - until he realizes it was [[GrumpyBear Moe]].

* ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk'': In a special issue of Creator/PeterDavid's run, the moment where a frustrated Hulk shouts ''"Aw, sh-"'' is interrupted by another scene; when we get back to him he ends his exclamation with ''"-oot!"''

** In Laurie's flashback to the first time she met the Comedian.
--->'''The Comedian [to Sally]''': Christ, we were talking! Can't a guy talk to his, y'know, his old friend's daughter? What do you think I am?
* ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' [[ComicBook/WonderWoman1942 Vol 1]]: In "Terrors of the Air" Diana almost says "Great Hera" while in her Diana Prince identity, but stops herself and changes to Heavens right before she utters the "-a".

-->'''Trixie:''' Yeah! Way o go Fla...ashy...diamond...headed guy.

* ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'': [[TransparentCloset Light]] complains that:
-->'''Light:''' With so many cameras in my room [[TextileWorkIsFeminine I can't sew]]... [[SissyVillain my seeds of destruction!]]
* ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'':
** In the Cooler movie, Krillin ended up saying "porrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpoise" when he realized he was about to tell Oolong (a pig) that there was pork in the stew he was making. Oolong doesn't take it well when he finds out the truth.
** Later on in the main series, Chiaotzu ''tries'' to do this when he finds himself in the same situation, but utterly fails. Oolong realizes to his horror that he's delicious.
** In the Broly movie, Paragus does this to try to avoid [[BerserkButton triggering]] Broly.
--->'''Paragus''': Oh shit, it's Kaka-\\
'''Broly''': Argh!\\
'''Paragus''': -KU! ''Goku''. Hello, Goku!
* ''WebVideo/EvangelionAbridged'', during its eighth episode, when the characters are discussing Asuka, only to find she's waiting at the top of the escalator they're riding:
-->'''Misato:''' She's as energetic as a firefly!\\
'''Toji:''' Yeah, I bet there's something burning up her ass-uka! Uh-oh.
* In [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/1630271 one]] ''Literature/GoodOmens'' fanfic:
-->'''Crowley:''' You quite liked the fu--\\
'''Aziraphale:''' ''Crowley!''\\
'''Crowley:''' Fur rug in front of the fireplace, I was going to say. Thought I was going somewhere else with that, did you?

* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'':
** In its second Christmas episode: "The Pharaoh awoke the very next day / Wearing an outfit that made him look -- erm -- handsome."
** Also with the Paradox Brothers: "You may think us rather crass, But you can take your cards and stick them right up your...NOSE!" (Though it's doubly subverted in the next few lines, "You were supposed to say "ass", brother, I thought we rehearsed this!")
** [[spoiler:Joey]]: I'm in love with [[spoiler:Mai Valentine...'s breasts]].

* ''Film/{{Oscar}}'': Angelo "Snaps" Provolone is upset, but then notices Father Clemente.

* ''Theatre/{{Oscar}}'': Angelo "Snaps" Provolone is upset, but then notices Father Clemente.

* ''Manga/SPYxFamily'': During the interview at the Eden Academy, Anya almost blurts out that Loid is a spy when she gets asked what he does for a living. Luckily she gets away by saying "specialist in mental health".

* ''ComicBook/IncredibleHulk'': In a special issue of Creator/PeterDavid's run, the moment where a frustrated Hulk shouts ''"Aw, sh-"'' is interrupted by another scene; when we get back to him he ends his exclamation with ''"-oot!"''

* ''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'': In the European localization, when the Squid Sisters announce Walleye Warehouse as one of the stages, sometimes they say this exchange:

* ''Series/PaperGirls'': KJ tries to ask Lauren, [[spoiler:her future girlfriend]], when she'd known she's into [[spoiler:women]], but then changes this to movies instead as she's too nervous.

* ''Comicbook/IncredibleHulk'': In a special issue of Creator/PeterDavid's run, the moment where a frustrated Hulk shouts ''"Aw, sh-"'' is interrupted by another scene; when we get back to him he ends his exclamation with ''"-oot!"''

* ''Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}'':

* In ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv'', [[TransparentCloset Light]] complains that:

* There are multiple instances in ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10858061/1/Identity Identity]]'':

* In the ''VideoGame/PunchOut'' fanfic ''Fanfic/MaFille'', Mac does this with the word "ass" when he realizes his teacher is watching. He swaps it out with "antagonistic". Later {{subverted|Trope}} when he does say "ass" and gets reprimanded.