History Funny / Tremors

** Earl's comment is a simple, "Well, I guess we don't get to make fun of Burt's lifestyle anymore."

** Seconds later, Melvin got attacked by a Graboid for real:
-->'''Earl:''' Dammit, I'm gonna kick his ass!\\

'''Val:''' Be advised, there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumers.\\

* Val, eager to meet the new geology student because it's supposed to be a woman, "You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up." Then we are introduced to [[{{Adorkable}} Rhonda Le Beck]], sporting copious amounts of suntan lotion on her nose, who is none of the above (although Val falls for her later).

* Val, eager to meet the new geology student because it's supposed to be a woman, "You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up." Then we are introduced to [[Adorkable Rhonda Le Beck]], sporting copious amounts of suntan lotion on her nose, who is none of the above (although Val falls for her later).

-->'''Val:''' "What do you think it's doing, Rhonda?"
-->'''Rhonda:''' "...''Why'' do you keep asking me?"

* When Rhonda is receiving medical aid after the barbed-wire incident, she looks over to Earl...who smirks like a horny bastard would.

* In the first episode, where Tyler Reed convinces Burt to start running a survival course to cash in on Perfection depending on Graboid tourism by pointing out that, seeing as how he's living in a hole in the ground and eating nothing but wild cactus with tomato sauce, he can use the money. Burt looking at the forkful he was about to eat then the way he asks if people would really pay to learn how to eat this stuff just sells it.

-->'''Rhonda: "...''Why'' do you keep asking me?"

!!Tremors

!!Tremors 2: Aftershocks

* "I feel I was denied ''critical'', NEED TO KNOW, '''information'''!"
** "I am ''completely'' out of ammo." ''baffled pause'' "That's never happened to me before.."
* The epic thinky-face Earl has right before he has the gang spray him with a fire extinguisher.
* As Grady and Earl get ready to settle in for the night.
-->*coyote howls in the darkness*\\
"That a coyote?"\\
"Yup."\\
"Man, he'd better shut up."\\
"Hooooooww-" CHOMP\\
"Yup."
* Burt testing out an alternative of killing Graboids with explosives - modified from the first film's timed-cannon-fuse-in-pipe-bomb trick - by sticking C4 on to a remote controlled toy tank. After he hits the detonator...
-->*massive explosion, sending dirt and guts flying and raining onto Burt*\\
"Memo: Four pounds of C4 may be a little..." *some pebbles rain down on his helmet* "...[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill excessive]]."
** ...followed by a shot of Earl and Grady picking Graboid Gibs off of their truck, a mile or more away.
* Burt tries out a very powerful rifle on one of the Shriekers, and it basically explodes, and he's all proud of himself... until they find out the bullet punched through the bastard, a stone wall, a metal shed, several barrels, and straight into the engine of their would-be escape vehicle. "I didn't know! How could I have known!?"
* A fun little reveal: As Burt is in his rec room talking to Earl, the camera pans around and reveals the head of the Graboid stuffed and mounted on the wall.
** In the same scene; Burt blaming his marital problems on [[WhyWeAreBummedCommunismFell the fall of the Soviet Union]].

!!Tremors 3: Back To Perfection

* When Burt first encounters El Blanco right outside his compound after the government agents banned him from killing graboids he has a hilarious one-sided conversation with the white graboid:
-->'''Burt:''' Well, [[ShoutOut call me]] [[MobyDick Ishmael]]. Now if you'd just kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line. *readies rifle* Just call your untimely demise self-defense.
* In the third film, Burt, under the assumption that eating makes Ass-blasters reproduce like Shriekers, blow up his compound to keep one from getting into the food supply. Just as the explosion dies down, he finds out that eating makes Ass-blasters ''comatose''. His reaction is what sells it.
-->'''Burt:''' What sort of supreme being could condone such irony?
* The final scene in the third film when Burt drives off and leaves Melvin stranded on the boulder. Melvin cursing him even through the credits makes it even funnier.
* After Burt gets eaten and Jack tricks the Graboid into hitting the underground wall of his Compound, Jack proceeds to cut the Graboid open with a chainsaw much to Jodie's protest. (She didn't know Burt was in there.) Out comes Burt covered in slime, nonchalantly taking his sunglasses and putting them on saying the following line.
--> '''Burt:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain I prefer....we keep this....to ourselves.]]
** Even Better? Burt is shaking. Not from fear but from complete disgust over the fact he was eaten and what he saw.]]

!!Tremors 4: The Legend Begins

* When confronted by the Graboids Hiram pulls out his chosen weapon...a tiny .22 pea-shooter.
--> '''Hiram:''' Well you told me to find something I was comfortable with!\\
'''Black Hand Kelly:''' (in disbelief) It's true. I did say that.
* Hiram Gummer's EpicFail in ''Tremors 4:''
--> "You missed! WITH A CANNON!"

* Melvin pretending a severed snake-tongue is strangling him. [[TooDumbToLive Which leads to a very angry Burt Gummer almost strangling him for real]].

* '''"BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC ROOM, ''DIDN'T YOU'', YOU BASTARD!!"'''

--> '''Earl:''' Damn prairie dog burrow!
--> '''Val:''' Those sons of bitches.

-->*coyote howls in the night*
-->"That a coyote?"
-->"Yup."
-->"Man, he'd better shut up."
-->"Hooooooww-" CHOMP
-->"Yup."

-->*massive explosion, sending dirt and guts flying and raining onto Burt*
-->"Memo: Four pounds of C4 may be a little..." *some rocks rains on his helmet* "...[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill excessive]]."

* A fun little reveal in the second movie. As Burt is in his rec room talking to Earl, the camera pans around and reveals the head of the Graboid stuffed and mounted on the wall.

--> '''Hiram:''' Well you told me to find something I was comfortable with!
--> '''Black Hand Kelly:''' (in disbelief) It's true. I did say that.

* And this little gem in the first movie.
--> Earl: "(Walking along with Val and Rhonda only to suddenly scream as he falls knee deep into the ground before stepping out) Damn prairie dog burrow!"
** Earlier, when Earl and Val are driving and getting freaked out over the mysterious deaths, Earl comments how he doesn't want to spend the night out on the road. Val's response? "Crybaby."
* In the first film, Melvin pretending a severed snake-tongue is strangling him. [[TooDumbToLive Which leads to a very angry Burt Gummer almost strangling him for real]].

* In the second film, the epic thinky-face Earl has right before he has the gang spray him with a fire extinguisher.

* In the second film, Burt tries out a very powerful rifle on one of the Shriekers, and it basically explodes, and he's all proud of himself... until they find out the bullet punched through the bastard, a stone wall, a metal shed, several barrels, and straight into the engine of their would-be escape vehicle. "I didn't know! How could I have known!?"

* In Tremors 3, when Burt first encounters El Blanco right outside his compound after the government agents banned him from killing graboids he has a hilarious one-sided conversation with the white graboid:

* In the fourth film, when confronted by the Graboids Hiram pulls out his chosen weapon...a tiny .22 pea-shooter.

* In the first episode of the TV series, where Tyler Reed convinces Burt to start running a survival course to cash in on Perfection depending on Graboid tourism by pointing out that, seeing as how he's living in a hole in the ground and eating nothing but wild cactus with tomato sauce, he can use the money. Burt looking at the forkful he was about to eat then the way he asks if people would really pay to learn how to eat this stuff just sells it.

* '''BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC ROOM, ''DIDN'T YOU'', YOU BASTARD!!'''

* Also from the second film.

* "I feel I was denied ''critical'', NEED TO KNOW, '''information'''!"
** "I am ''completely'' out of ammo." ''baffled pause'' "That's never happened to me before.."

* In the second film, the epic thinky-face Earl has right before he has the gang spray him with a fire extinguisher.
* Also from the second film.
-->*coyote howls in the night*
-->"That a coyote?"
-->"Yup."
-->"Man, he'd better shut up."
-->"Hooooooww-" CHOMP
-->"Yup."

* In the first episode of the TV series, where Tyler Reed convinces Burt to start running a survival course to cash in on Perfection depending on Graboid tourism by pointing out that, seeing as how he's living in a hole in the ground and eating nothing but wild cactus with tomato sauce, he can use the money. Burt looking at the forkful he was about to eat then the way he asks if people would really pay to learn how to eat this stuff just sells it.

* In the second film, Burt tries out a very powerful rifle on one of the Shriekers, and it basically explodes, and he's all proud of himself... until they find out the bullet punched through the bastard, a stone wall, a metal shed, several barrels, and straight into the engine of their would-be escape vehicle. "I didn't know! How could I have known!?"
* A fun little reveal in the second movie. As Burt is in his rec room talking to Earl, the camera pans around and reveals the head of the Graboid stuffed and mounted on the wall.
* And this little gem in the first movie.
--> Earl: "(Walking along with Val and Rhonda only to suddenly scream as he falls knee deep into the ground before stepping out) Damn prairie dog burrow!"

* In the second film, Burt tries out a very powerful rifle on one of the Shriekers, and it basically explodes, and he's all proud of himself... until they find out the bullet went through the bastard, through the entire building and straight into the engine of their escape vehicle. "I didn't know! How could I have known!?"
* A fun little reveal in the second movie. As Burt is in his rec room talking to Earl, the camera pans around and reveals the head of the Graboid he and Heather mounted on the wall.