History Funny / TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles

-->'''Casey''': ''(Raph has just knocked him down)'' Okay, your point, freak. ''(Pulls out cricket bat)'' Cricket?

!! ''Film/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''

!! ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''

* In the first ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' movie, Leonardo grabs on a bike hanging on the ceiling and starts kicking the Foot ninjas. The handle breaks off, he falls and three ninjas jump on him.
** The pizza slice scene in the beginning.

** And after Casey knocks out Tatsu with a golf driver:

** And:

** In Central Park, where Casey and Raph first meet and fight each other.

** Mikey and Donny watch a version of ''The Tortoise and the Hare'' on TV and don't like the rabbit effortlessly winning early on.

* When they came to rescue Raph in ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II'':

** Mikey tickling Tokka's feet when he's stuck on the manhole.

** Mikey getting jumped by Foot Ninjas at the junkyard, only for him to find his way out of the attack; his enemies continue to punch, ''completely'' unaware that they're only hitting dirt now.
*** Mikey pulled this trick during their fight with the robbers in the beginning of the second film. In the scene behind Don when he hogties a robber.
** After the Foot discovers Raph sneaking into their hideout and capture him:

*** Follow by an insult to Tatsu right in front of him.

** Leo and Raph shutting Mikey up when he almost give away their location to Keno.

** Leo's angry rant about Raph's going solo.

** When the transformed Tokka and Rahzar first emerge from their pens, Shredder prepares to assert his dominance by fighting them into submission: "When this is over, you will call me Master!" This proves to be unnecessary- the two 'monsters' promptly imprint Shredder as their surrogate mother and start to hug him, crooning "Mama!" Shredder [[{{Understatement}} is not pleased.]]
** Shredder shouting "BABIES!! THEY'RE ''BABIES''!!" before making a weird "OORAAAAWAAAAH" sound, though this is more {{narm}} than anything it's still funny.

** Raph: "I'm being punished, aren't I?!"
** While trying to sneak into Shredder's hideout.

** The fight against Tokka and Rahzar.

** When Rahzar finds the anti-mutagen cubes inside the donuts, Leo [[BlameGame points at Mike]] holding the donut box.

** The Turtles are watching one of April's reports on TV. Raph is not amused, even more aggrivated by Mikey loudly chewing on a candy bar.

* In ''III'', as Don, Leo, and Raph are DressingAsTheEnemy, Don and Raph are caught by two guards.

* In ''TMNT,'' Raph comes upon a [[KillerRabbit tiny little monster]] destroying a place.

** The final chase scene with the Thirteenth Monster, April and Casey are arguing about reckless driving, to which Karai says:

** Raph: "I'm being punished, amn't I?!"

** When Rahzar finds the anti-mutagen cubes inside the donuts, Leo points at Mike holding the donut box.

* In III, as Don, Leo, and Raph are DressingAsTheEnemy, Don and Raph are caught by two guards.

* The final chase scene with the Thirteenth Monster, April and Casey are arguing about reckless driving, to which Karai says:

* In ''TMNT,'' Raph comes upon a tiny little monster destroying a place.

** All culminating in being bit on the finger.

--->''(Don attempts more GratutiousJapanese. Raph just boredly {{Offhand Backhand}}s the two guards with both fists.)''

---> Karai ([[DeadpanSnarker in a completely deadpan tone]]): You'd think that they'd be more concerned about the thirteenth monster.

In III, as Don, Leo, and Raph are DressingAsTheEnemy, Don and Raph are caught by two guards.

--->''(Don attempts more GratutiousJapanese. Raph just boredly OffhandBackhands the two guards with both fists.)''

* In Central Park, where Casey and Raph first meet and fight each other.
-->'''Casey''': ''(Raph has just knocked him down)'' Okay, your point, freak. ''(Pulls out cricket bat)'' Cricket?
-->'''Raph''': Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
-->'''Casey''': I'll teach you! ''(Whacks Raph with the bat, sending him headfirst into a trash can.)''

[Throws angrily a heavy box he was holding on the floor, right on Don's feet.]

** Raph:"I'm being punished, amn't I?!"

** After the Foot discovers Raph sneaking it:

*** Follow by an insult to Tatsu.

** Leo and Raph shutting Mikey up when he almost give away their location.

--->'''Mikey:''' Its a good thing we saw you coming from our roof-- ''[Leo kicks him]'' I mean, from across-- ''[Raph {{dope slap}}s him]'' OW!

--->'''Raph:''' [[SayMyName SHREDDEERRRRR!!]]''\\