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* Johnny's first attempt at the first track in [[VideoGame Sonic Riders]] left him a stuttering mess.
* In order to finally play [[VideoGame/SonicRiders Sonic Free Riders]], Johnny is forced to use the [[ScrappyMechanic Kinect]]. Main/HilarityEnsues...
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* Johnny's first attempt at the first track in [[VideoGame Sonic Riders]] ''VideoGame/SonicRiders'' left him a stuttering mess.
* In order to finally play[[VideoGame/SonicRiders ''[[VideoGame/SonicRiders Sonic Free Riders]], Riders]]'', Johnny is forced to use the [[ScrappyMechanic Kinect]]. Main/HilarityEnsues...
* In order to finally play
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* While mentioning [[ColonyDrop the Sky Lagoon]] crashing into Earth, Johnny inserts the clip "Oh, shit...".
* The fact that neither Zero nor the Repliforce Colonel are willing to actually calm down and talk their situation out like Iris would want because [[HonorBeforeReason '''HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE''']]
* The fact that neither Zero nor the Repliforce Colonel are willing to actually calm down and talk their situation out like Iris would want because [[HonorBeforeReason '''HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE''']]
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* While mentioning [[ColonyDrop the Sky Lagoon]] crashing into Earth, Johnny inserts the clip "Oh, "[[VideoGame/LANoire Oh, shit...".
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* The fact that neither Zero nor theRepliforce Repliforce's Colonel are willing to actually calm down and talk their situation out like Iris would want because [[HonorBeforeReason '''HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE''']]'''[[HonorBeforeReason HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE]]'''
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* When Johnny brings up X5's call-backs to past Mega Man games (Classic series and X alike), he makes one of his own by mentioning the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING]] [[CallBack SHADOW DEVIL]]'''.
* When Johnny brings up X5's call-backs to past Mega Man games (Classic series and X alike), he makes one of his own by mentioning the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING]] [[CallBack SHADOW DEVIL]]'''.
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-->'''Johnny''': Do you remember Dynamo? [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse The fuck happened to him?
him?]]
* When Johnny brings up X5's call-backs to past Mega Man games(Classic (''Classic'' series and X ''X'' alike), he makes one of his own by mentioning the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING]] [[CallBack SHADOW DEVIL]]'''.
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-->'''Johnny''': Oh shit, now it feels like I'm collecting Shine Sprites from VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine!
** To compound this, he plays the Super Mario Sunshine victory music over this screen, which is then followed with a zoom-in on Zero and [[MemeticMutation WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?]] playing.
** To compound this, he plays the Super Mario Sunshine victory music over this screen, which is then followed with a zoom-in on Zero and [[MemeticMutation WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?]] playing.
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-->'''Johnny''': Oh shit, now it feels like I'm collecting Shine Sprites from VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine!
''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine''!
** To compound this, he plays theSuper ''Super Mario Sunshine Sunshine'' victory music over this screen, which is then followed with a zoom-in on Zero and [[MemeticMutation WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?]] playing.
** To compound this, he plays the
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-->'''Johnny''': These things are more expendable than the Servbots from Mega ''Mega Man Legends! Legends''!
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* When talking about how he wanted the gold Wii Reote with Wii Motion Plus already installed, he inserts a clip of [[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember yelling "I love gold!"]]
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* When he brings up the UsefulNotes/PlayStation at the end and asks his viewers to join him, he lip-syncs over Alucard saying "But you probably won't listen to me, will you?" from the game CD's [[HiddenTrack hidden music track]].
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* When he brings up the UsefulNotes/PlayStation Platform/PlayStation at the end and asks his viewers to join him, he lip-syncs over Alucard saying "But you probably won't listen to me, will you?" from the game CD's [[HiddenTrack hidden music track]].
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* Going over the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Sega 32X]] advertisements, Johnny notices the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rather unsubtle innuendos]] that even the ads [[LampshadeHanging call the reader out on for assuming.]] His response when one asks "What did you think we were talking about, you little degenerate?" [[TemptingFate to yet another joke about placing the 32X ontop of the core console?]]
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* Going over the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis [[Platform/SegaGenesis Sega 32X]] advertisements, Johnny notices the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rather unsubtle innuendos]] that even the ads [[LampshadeHanging call the reader out on for assuming.]] His response when one asks "What did you think we were talking about, you little degenerate?" [[TemptingFate to yet another joke about placing the 32X ontop of the core console?]]
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* As Johnny notes to his amusement, the Sigma Virus wireframe graphic at the end of ''x2'' kept his wacky Stallone lip from ''X1'' intact.
* While watching the intro of UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of X3, Johnny notes one shot in which Dr. Doppler can't keep his mouth closed.
* While watching the intro of UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of X3, Johnny notes one shot in which Dr. Doppler can't keep his mouth closed.
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* As Johnny notes to his amusement, the Sigma Virus wireframe graphic at the end of ''x2'' ''X2'' kept his wacky Stallone lip from ''X1'' intact.
* While watching the intro ofUsefulNotes/PlayStation Platform/PlayStation version of X3, ''X3'', Johnny notes one shot in which Dr. Doppler can't keep his mouth closed.
* While watching the intro of
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* Johnny's reason for playing X5's original UsefulNotes/PlayStation version and not the recently released ''X Legacy Collection 2'' version [[note]] Aside for some glitches on the Switch [[/note]]? He liked the localized name ''Duff [=McWhalen=]'' more than original ''Tidal Whale''.
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* Johnny's reason for playing X5's original UsefulNotes/PlayStation Platform/PlayStation version and not the recently released ''X Legacy Collection 2'' version [[note]] Aside for some glitches on the Switch [[/note]]? He liked the localized name ''Duff [=McWhalen=]'' more than original ''Tidal Whale''.
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* "A luchador, a luchadora, a skeleton matador, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a chicken]]".chicken".
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** The name of this Dark World, by the way? ''[[JustForPun Lorule]]''.
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** The name of this Dark World, by the way? ''[[JustForPun ''[[{{Pun}} Lorule]]''.
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** Despite all other tweaks, the platforming can still be '''[[JustForPun N.SANELY N.TENSE]]'''.
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** Despite all other tweaks, the platforming can still be '''[[JustForPun '''[[{{Pun}} N.SANELY N.TENSE]]'''.
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* There's a brief scene of Johnny gushing over his favorite Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' characters, which ends when he gets to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]] [[BonusBoss and pleads for the guy to stop kicking him in the dick]].
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* There's a brief scene of Johnny gushing over his favorite Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' characters, which ends when he gets to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]] [[BonusBoss and pleads for the guy to stop kicking him in the dick]].dick.
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* Johnny questioning who the main villain is supposed to be, what [=WWW=] is supposed to mean (World Three), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking why MegaMan.EXE's arm cannon sounds like]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Emmett Brown's DeLorean reaching 88 mph]]...
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* Johnny questioning who the main villain is supposed to be, what [=WWW=] is supposed to mean (World Three), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking why MegaMan.EXE's arm cannon sounds like]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture Emmett Brown's DeLorean reaching 88 mph]]...
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* Before the video begins, Johnny asks the viewers how they relax, all the while knowing SOMEONE is typing [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] in the comments.
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* Before the video begins, Johnny asks the viewers how they relax, all the while knowing SOMEONE ''someone'' is typing [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] "masturbation" in the comments.
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-->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[WhatAnIdiot What are you, fucking stupid?!]]
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-->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[WhatAnIdiot What are you, fucking stupid?!]]stupid?!
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* Venus and her [[GagBoobs very large...]] "[[LastSecondWordSwap Cranium!]] Look at that noggin' - her head must be, like, 90% skull!"
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* Venus and her [[GagBoobs very large...]] large... "[[LastSecondWordSwap Cranium!]] Look at that noggin' - her head must be, like, 90% skull!"
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** The MoodWhiplash of ''Adventure's'' title screen music immediately following.
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* Snake's own way of BreakingTheFourthWall:
-->'''Snake''': If you run out of ammo you can use mine.
-->'''Raiden''': You got enough?
-->'''Snake''': Absolutely. ''(Points at the bandana on his forehead)'' Infinite ammo.
-->'''Johnny''': That's not something you tell someone when they're having an existential crisis, Snake.
-->'''Snake''': If you run out of ammo you can use mine.
-->'''Raiden''': You got enough?
-->'''Snake''': Absolutely. ''(Points at the bandana on his forehead)'' Infinite ammo.
-->'''Johnny''': That's not something you tell someone when they're having an existential crisis, Snake.
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** This culminates in his brief gushing over ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''.
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** This culminates in his brief gushing over ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' ''Franchise/ToyStory'' in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''.
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* "The manual still has quick synopsises... [[NoPronunciationGuide Synopses?]]"Synopses?"
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* After pointing out that the box art for Sonic Chaos has the AOSTH version of Robotnik on it, and the fact that it looks like Sonic's poking him in the nose, Johnny dubs Robotnik over with a goofy-sounding "Duh".
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* After pointing out that the box art for Sonic Chaos Triple Trouble has the AOSTH version of Robotnik on it, and the fact that it looks like Sonic's poking him in the nose, Johnny dubs Robotnik over with a goofy-sounding "Duh".
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-->'''Sigma:''' Where's that Red Maverick that wiped out Gamma's unit?
-->'''Johnny (as Sigma):''' Wait, Zero! You were a Maverick?!
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-->'''Sigma:''' Where's that Red Maverick that wiped out Gamma's unit?
-->'''Johnnyunit?\\
'''Johnny (as Sigma):''' Wait, Zero! You were a Maverick?!
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'''Johnny (as Sigma):''' Wait, Zero! You were a Maverick?!
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-->'''Johnny:''' This motherfucker just straight up nukes everybody! BAM! BAM! BAM! ''BAM!'' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''': Keyblade-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' What can-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Diego]]:''' ...come to help you find your family!
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''': Keyblade-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' What can-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Diego]]:''' ...come to help you find your family!
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
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-->'''Johnny:''' This motherfucker just straight up nukes everybody! BAM! BAM! BAM! ''BAM!'' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts''BAM!''\\
'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''':Keyblade-
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-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:'''Keyblade-\\
'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''\\
'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' Whatcan-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGocan-\\
'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Diego]]:''' ...come to help you find yourfamily!
-->'''Johnny:'''family!\\
'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
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'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''':
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-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:'''
'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''\\
'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' What
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo
'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''\\
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'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
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* "Guygoo? Geegoo? Giegue? Gyigas!" Despite being raised by Ninten's grandparents as a human (or dog, whatever...), it wants to [[KillThemAll destroy humanity]]. The best part? ''Johnny doesn't give a fuck about that''.
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* "Guygoo? Geegoo? Giegue? Gyigas!" Despite being raised by Ninten's grandparents as a human (or dog, whatever...), it wants to [[KillThemAll destroy humanity]].humanity. The best part? ''Johnny doesn't give a fuck about that''.
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* Johnny's dumbfounded reaction to Bowser "[[FoeYay kissing]]" Mario is ''priceless''.
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!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'' Review]]
* Johnny lamenting the fact that he would review the latest Sonic game in the franchise one way or another - even if it means that he would become a billionaire.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nope, still not a billionaire...
* Noting that Deadly Six plan to destroy the world by sucking up all of its energy. Cue [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Dark Helmet, Colonel Sandurz and President Skroob]] [[CrowdChant chanting]]: "SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!!!"
* The confusion about certain Wisp power-ups quickly stops at the sight of [[BerserkButton yet another Slicer]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Motherfucker... *''cue using Homing Attack at said Slicer''* Ugh! Asshole...
* The overall summary of the ''[=3DS=]'' version:
-->'''Johnny:''' Is this another ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations [=3DS=]'' - something that was made on the cheap just to have a handheld version of a game on a system that more people were likely to own compared to the ''Wii U''?
-->'''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Mephiles the Dark:]]''' [[MathematiciansAnswer The answer is yes... and no.]]
* The overall problems with recording footage of Special Stages from [=3DS=] version make Johnny "look like [[SelfDeprecation a damn fool]]" with all of the turning and spinning he needs to endure in the process.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkBetweenWorlds'' Review]]
* The new villain, Yuga, is praised by Johnny for not only being legitimately intimidating, but because his name is much easier to pronounce than [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Agahnim]] (sorry, ''Jerry'').
** The way Johnny pronounces [[HilarityEnsues Sahasrahla]]'s name.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That - [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Once Again]] - Gets Shit Done"
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Link's Awakening'' is still a fine game. Think I'll save myself a bunch of ignorant comments by saying that... Hopefully.
* Seeing the Moldorm yet again... only to easily destroying it with the Hammer.
* Teleporting into the DarkWorld reminds Johnny of the Parallel Brooklyn sequence from the god-awful ''Super Mario Bros.'' movie.
** The name of this Dark World, by the way? ''[[JustForPun Lorule]]''.
--> *''Cue the sarcastic laughter from Creator/JimCarrey''*
* The brief introduction to Princess Hilda, ''complete with a business card''.
* Johnny notes that Lorule's dungeons can be completed in any order.
-->'''Olmec:''' [[CallBack The choices are yours, and yours alone!]]
* "Now why the fuck do I have [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] hanging on my wall?"
* Johnny's send-off:
-->'''Johnny:''' Thank you guys for watching, have a nice night... and what the Hell?
-->*''cue the Japanese hip-hop commercial for A Link to the Past''*
** Also, noting that there is no reimagined version of said commercial.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'' Review]]
* [[CallBack Johnny starts off with the Batman mask on while trying to say "Merry Christmas" in Christian Bale's Batman voice, before going into a coughing fit after a second.]]
* The Batwing Fast Travel, to Johnny, gets old and boring after a while because you see the same thing over and over, so he decides to play some elevator music over the scene of the Batwing flying over Gotham.
* "Electrocutioner's shock gloves make Batman's hands huge. Like, Xbox DUKE controller huge. Okay, it's not that bad, but -- wait a minute -- (Big Head Mode is activated) -- there we go. [[VoiceOfTheLegion You can no longer take this game seriously."]]
* Showing off one of the Most Wanted missions has a thug Batman's interrogating start to sing the Batman Smells song. Batman's response? [[NoJustNoReaction A very flat "No."]]
* The best part of this review is that Johnny's wearing the Batman mask over a Santa mask.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaRondoOfBlood'' Review]]
* "Yes, the priest's name is Shaft. Ya dig?"
* Johnny's comment on finding Maria as a playable character:
-->'''Johnny (in a high-pitched voice):''' Playing as a 12-year-old in a pink dress, compared to the manliness that is Richter Belmont-
-->(loud gunshot) [[SuddenlyShouting FUCK YOU,]] [[BadassAdorable MARIA IS AWESOME!!]] She [[FragileSpeedster moves twice as fast as Richter]], can [[LightningBruiser attack twice as fast as Richter]], as well as move and attack at the same time, she has a DoubleJump that [[GameBreaker makes platforming almost a complete non-issue]], two sliding abilities that are great for getting around obstacles, and her sub-weapon [[LoyalAnimalCompanion animal buddies]] can [[PunctuatedForEmphasis FUCK. SHIT. UP.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' Review]]
* After Richter beats Dracula at the beginning of the game, we cut to an animation made by Johnny where Richter is holding a press conference, and the conversation goes something like this:
-->'''Richter''': And that's how I easily destroyed Count Dracula once and for all.
-->'''Someone in the back of the room''': THAT'S BULLSHIT!
* Upon seeing Alucard's awesome new moveset, Johnny proclaims "That was one hell of a beauty sleep."
* Alucard's Meteor attack is much better than the one in Dracula's Curse, causing Johnny to understand just why Dracula uses it so much.
* "A second castle appears, (in Kermit the Frog voice) ONLY UPSIDE DOWN, OH NO!"
* When he brings up the UsefulNotes/PlayStation at the end and asks his viewers to join him, he lip-syncs over Alucard saying "But you probably won't listen to me, will you?" from the game CD's [[HiddenTrack hidden music track]].
!![[AC:''UsefulNotes/PlayStation'' Review]]
* How Johnny got this console in the first place? His father traded several Super Nintendo games for it... without telling him beforehand.
* '''ALART! ALART!'''
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck is '''ALART'''?
* While talking about ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper'', Johnny notes that the titular character raps about everything. ''Including taking a shit''.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'' Review]]
* At the beginning of the game, while discussing the development, Johnny mentions that its code-name was "Sonic's Ass Game", which he then says can describe a Sonic game someone doesn't like. Cue Elliot with the rim shot.
-->'''Johnny''': Thank you and good night!
* When talking about how he managed to die a lot in this game, Crash [[KillItWithFire just happens to get burned to a crisp.]]
* Comparing Crash's idle animation to Crash looking like a drug dealer constantly on the lookout for the police.
* Johnny dancing to the invincibility music.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot2CortexStrikesBack'' Review]]
* When talking about how he got the game for Christmas back in 1997, Johnny brings up that he actually ended up opening ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' first, so he just spent the rest of Christmas Eve watching ''Austin Powers''.
* Bringing up the new Nitro boxes.
-->'''Johnny:''' Just one touch - *''Crash explodes''* - and you'll be playing that didgeridoo in the sky in no time.
* "Why is Crash going along with Cortex's plan? Because [[IdiotHero Crash is dumb: no ifs, ands, or buts]]. Hell, the title of the game is CORTEX STRIKES BACK!"
* Upon realizing that both this game and Film/BatmanAndRobin came out the same year at roughly the same time, and both feature a gem-powered laser beam, he notes at the end that he smells [[IncrediblyLamePun an ice-cold conspiracy]], before quickly apologizing for the bad joke.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped'' Review]]
* Saying that Creator/ClancyBrown sounds like he's passed a major kidney stone while screaming '''WARPED!'''.
* Johnny admits that he wants to get all the Platinum Relics in the game at some point in his life...BUT IT'S SO DAMN HARD!
* His text during the credits has him wondering how Elliot would fare at the game now, before deciding that the kid's had enough punishment during the Let's Play a few years back.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' and ''VideoGame/CrashBash'' Review]]
* The character animations lead to a skit with Johnny and Elliot imitating the mouth movements, [[IncrediblyLamePun bad joke included.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, Elliot!
-->'''Elliot:''': Hey, John.
-->'''Johnny:''' Did you know that ''Crash Team Racing'' took some inspiration from ''VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing'' on the Nintendo 64?
-->'''Elliot:''' I did not know that, John! By the way, how did that lockjaw surgery go?
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, it was a real mouth opener.
-->*''laughter from both Johnny and Elliot''*
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' But there is no feeling worse than doing so well in the race and having all that suddenly ''stripped away'' because of a goddamn time warp, a barrage of missiles, or a fucking invincibility mash from opposing players. Oh, it's a great time for the opponents - but ''my God,'' do you wanna ''tear their heads off...''
** This tirade is compounded with on-camera footage of Mark celebrating his victory while Johnny [[DeathGlare just menacingly stares at him...]]
* On ''Crash Bash'' starting up with rather intimidating music:
-->'''Johnny:''' Am I playing ''Crash Bash'' or ''Resident Evil?''
-->'''Announcer:''' [[LargeHam Craaaaaaaaaash BASH!]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Hurray! [[MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash!]]
* One scene has the three brothers trying to decide what game they should play.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK, boys, what it would be?
-->'''Elliot:''' How about ''Tank Wars?''
-->'''Mark ([[DopeSlap slaps Elliot]]):''' No, let's do ''Medieval Mayhem.''
-->'''Johnny (laughs)''': You oblivious assholes... Those games are locked! Looks like it's ''Pogo Pandemonium'' for the eighth time.
--> *''Mark and Elliot fall back in shock''*
-->'''Mark''': Ah! You... ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]''
* When Johnny struggles to decide what to review next, he ends the video by doing Crash's victory dance. This, like Johnny's Amiibo face, has led to a slew of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJvPe1RhtwI memes]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfFGpHiwzo videos]] [[http://thehope18.deviantart.com/art/Somecallmejohnny-GIF-Crash-Dance-447430692 and gifs.]]
* The outtakes, which involve Johnny laughing at Mark's antics, Mark slapping Elliot too hard, and [[RuleOfThree Elliot laughing too early at Mark yelling]]: [[PrecisionFStrike "You FUCK!"]]
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/BillyHatcherAndTheGiantEgg'' Review]]
* Johnny gets so mad at the jumping controls that he... [[VisualPun decides to cook some eggs]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcnLAwbsmqM His comments on the game's main theme]], which is called G.I.A.N.T. E.G.G., but the kids sing the A and N part too quickly, so it sounds a lot more like "G.I.N.T".
-->'''Johnny:''' Mmmm, that's some good Gint Egg...
* A blink and miss it bit of CaptionHumor - when Johnny says that the game "depends on how you like your eggs", a subtitle appears at the bottom of the screen that says 'Fried.'
* Despite Johnny hating the G.I.A.N.T. E.G.G. theme, the video ends with him dancing to it, while [[BrickJoke continuing to fry eggs.]]
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokai Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 & 3]]'' Review]]
* The intro in general, complete with a jazz music.
-->''It's Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 and 3! Starring: Son Goku, Prince Vegeta. Majin Buu! Featuring: [[BaitAndSwitch everyone else who's not Goku, Vegeta, or Majin Buu.]] Musical guest: Tower of Power! And here is your host, Johnny!''
** While mentioning the fact that the composer of the original soundtrack for ''Budokai Trilogy'' - Kenji Yamamoto - was fired for plagiarism, Johnny gets interrupted by a sudden LaughTrack.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's not funny, you fuckers!
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/{{Guacamelee}}'' Review]]
* One of the reasons fans asked Johnny to review this game? The name of the main character: ''Juan'', as in, Johnny's real name.
* "A luchador, a luchadora, a skeleton matador, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a chicken]]".
* Upon noticing what looks like a [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Chozo Statue]]:
-->'''Johnny (to the figure of Samus):''' How much longer must I wait, faithful Bounty Hunter?
* "The Dashing Derpderp"
!![[AC: ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'' Review]]
* Lampshading the fact that the fans decided to choose ''this'' game instead of ''Knuckles Chaotix'' or ''Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed''.
* Noting that Sonic himself is crashing at somebody's house while said somebody is taking a snooze. Johnny is quick to call him ''World's Fastest Hobo''.
* [[BigBad Erazor Djinn]] gets mistaken for [[Franchise/DragonBall Majin Buu]].
** Also, he is essentially a deity who harnessed the deep hatred against humanity and decided to conquer the world of Arabian Nights.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
* Noting that the mythological characters - Ali Baba, Sinbad and King Shahryar - appear as Tails, Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik respectively.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG: Legend of the Seven Stars'' Review]]
* Noting how the name of this game is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin taken straight to the point]]. Johnny then expresses regret that the previous ''Mario'' titles didn't bear the moniker ''Super Mario Bros. Platforming''.
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Our plot begins [[HereWeGoAgain with Bowser kidnapping Princess Toadstool]]... Meanwhile, the sky is blue, humans breathe oxygen to stay alive, and Jimmy Hoffa has yet to be found!
* Johnny's dumbfounded reaction to Bowser "[[FoeYay kissing]]" Mario is ''priceless''.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland'' Review]]
* While talking about how he was introduced to the game through a commercial during his Saturday Morning Cartoons, Johnny takes a moment to discuss his [[{{Squick}} disgust at the unmodest bastard in the commercial.]]
* Noting how Baby Mario survives quite a long fall toward the titular island.
-->'''Johnny:''' This should effectively make large pits a non-issue for Mario. Motherfucker can fall over 10,000 feet as a baby and be perfectly fine - but can't fall more than 6 feet in Donkey Kong!
-->*''cue Mario losing a life by falling from the platform in Donkey Kong''*
-->'''Johnny:''' FAKER!
* Yoshi ''shitting his eggs'' to throw them back at enemies.
-->'''Johnny:''' G-rated Feces Tossing - only on Nintendo!
** He also gets fire-based, ice-based and rapid-fire attacks... from [[MundaneMadeAwesome watermelons]].
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Yoshi's Island'' ain't fucking around!
* ''The entire montage set to the Athletic theme.''
** "POOCHY, for '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK'S]]''' SAKE, STAY STILL!"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext FISH!]]" [[DontExplainTheJoke (When Yoshi got eaten by a big fish.)]]
** Amidst all the chaos, there's one scene with Johnny just ground-pounding the pegs for Red Coins while telling a Blarg to wait as he's doing it.
** After [[LaserGuidedKarma eating a Monkey who stole Baby Mario]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' NOW TO FEAST ON YOUR CONVERTED INNARDS!
** When the bonus ring stays on a flower.... [[YankTheDogsChain only to change to a dot at the last second]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' '''GODDAMMIT [[TheScrappy POOCHY]]!!!'''"
* At the end of World 5-8, Johnny notes how Kamek goes into his "inner Creator/JeffGoldblum". He also reads his line in corresponding voice.
* ''That epic look on Yoshi's face'' after the battle with Prince Froggy in World 3.
** Another example comes from swinging ghost, whose expression just says: "Hey man, not cool!"
* "This is indeed a disturbing universe..."
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' Review]]
* Johnny begins the episode by using his best Creator/CharlesMartinet's impression.
* The air quotes during the word "Plumber".
* ''This:''
-->'''Mario Head:''' Hey! Are you ready for Mario-cise?
-->'''Johnny:''' Mother of God...
* Johnny's interactions with the Mario Head from ''Mario Teaches Typing 2''.
** The best one?
--> '''Johnny:''' Couldn't you just tell the Star to come towards you, Mario? *''referring to a star in one of the 100 Coin Missions''*
-->'''Mario (singing):''' ''When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!''
-->*''cue Johnny [[FacePalm facepalming]]''*
-->'''Mario (still singing):''' When an eel lunges out -
-->'''Johnny (immediately panicking):''' '''Unagi?!'''
--> *''Unagi lunges out at Mario while letting out a loud [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} roar.]] Cut back to Johnny, his empty chair is spinning rapidly as Johnny himself had quite clearly run for the hills''*
-->'''Mario:''' That's a moray! Get it? A moray eel? I said a funny...
-->'''Johnny (off-screen):''' FUCK YOU!
* Wario in ''[[UpdatedReRelease Super Mario 64 DS]]'' is less athletic than Mario, Luigi or Yoshi, but he makes up for it with his SuperStrength... which turns out to be [[AwesomeYetImpractical redundant as the others can defend themselves perfectly fine]], so Johnny proceeds to dub him the "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Black Brick]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]".
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' Review]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The game case itself tries to bribe Johnny with liquor]]. ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, this does happen]]''.
* Referring to F.L.U.D.D. as a ''Super Soaker [=CPS=] 3200''.
* When Shadow Mario takes Peach, Johnny tries to get her to move by making the "Get the fuck out of the way" motion with his hand. Peach, of course, just stands there and gets kidnapped, causing Johnny to facepalm.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, ''for fuck's sake...''
* Johnny gets a laugh at the [[UnfortunateImplications thought of Peach possibly]] [[{{Squick}} being Bowser Jr.'s mom.]]
-->'''Johnny''': She had to think about that. Holy shit, she fucked Bowser, didn't she? Oh man, you ask for a different plot in a Mario game - and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor you get implications of a one-night stand between Princess Peach and Bowser!]] I will never ever again complain about the simplistic plot of a Mario game...
* Johnny mentions how there are only 78 Shine Sprites acquired through going through the actual stages, leaving 42 unaccounted for. Johnny's stance?
-->'''Johnny:''' That's where Delfino Plaza steps in; the hub world itself has Shines to collect, some as simple as having the proper F.L.U.D.D. nozzle to reach it, and [[ThatOneSidequest some requiring going through miniature obstacle courses that can]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK RIGHT OFF!]]'''
* Drunk. '''Johnny.'''
** Let's elaborate. The game ends up having too much bullshit for him to deal with, especially in the post-game missions when he's trying to get all 120 Shine Sprites. It gets to the point where he prepares the flask that the game tried to bribe him with at the beginning of the video and starts drinking out of it, getting progressively more and more inebriated until he passes out in his chair mid-sentence. Highlights include:
--> Aaaand theeeeen there's the Blue Coins...! You remember these from Mario 64, right? They were great! They gave you five coins, but those Hundred Coin Missions still sucked dick... But here, they're currency. For what? Shine Sprites! Ya see these two? *''referring to two Tanuki''* You can exchange their Shine Sprites for Blue Coins - and the citizens never think to arrest these jerkoffs. You know, they say the Shine Sprites are goddamn essential for sustaining life itself on Isle Delfino, yet here these two are, selling them like fucking heroin!
--> '''Later, referring to the burning Pinata''': Hey there... Oh man, looks like you're on fire! It's too bad... Arright, seems you didn't [[TooDumbToLive felt the need to run into the ocean]] that's just to your left. I'll put ya out... with Yoshi's juices... Good to see you back, buddy... There ya go, putting that fire out... with those guttural, acidic juices... ''YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!''
** A few hours after passing out in his chair, he's seen drinking a cup of coffee, clearly suffering from a bad hangover.
* This incredible summary:
-->'''Johnny:''' The main quest is a great time, the rest of it just sucks balls!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'' Review]]
* On his way to the Peach's festival, Mario sports quite a "goofy-fucking-looking running animation".
* Johnny attempts to discuss the power-ups without [[IncrediblyLamePun accidentally making some kind of joke about them.]] He fails.
* His utter glee that Nintendo remembered, as he put it, that Luigi was a thing.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'' Review]]
* Johnny can't help but be amazed that Nintendo somehow managed to ''abridge the plot of a Mario game.''
* His reasoning the game took so long to come out? ''Yoshi.''
* Lampshading the quite expensive soundtracks for both ''Galaxy'' games.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nintendo, PLEASE, get these babies on [=ITunes=]! A crime like this cannot go scott-free...
* Elliot joins Johnny for the Co-Star mode.
-->'''Elliot:''' Alright, what do I do?
-->'''Johnny:''' Just, I dunno... point at the screen and do shit.
** "Holy shit, you can grab Purple Coins!"
* This comment at the end of the episode:
--> ''"The Perfect Run took 62 of my lives. But I managed. Go Team Luigi."''
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand'' Review]]
* As for the original ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'', Johnny recommends it for the "next trip to the shitter".
* "It was a dark and stormy night. Bowser kidnaps Peach."
** The plot of the game summed up in three seconds, ladies and gentlemen.
** Not to mention, Bowser himself acts like a {{Troll}} to Mario.
* Johnny freaking out at the sight of a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosTheLostLevels Poison Mushroom]]... only to calm down when he finds out you can [[MoodWhiplash destroy it with Fire Mario]].
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'' Review]]
* Lampshading the Cat Suit power-up in general, complete with some insight on Johnny's actual cats.
* Having fun with a microphone feature.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''GO, GO, GET THAT GODDAMN STAR, CAPTAIN TOAD!!''
* Johnny questions why Yoshi doesn't make a return, thinking the green dinosaur was asking for more money, before whispering: [[MotorMouth "I don't mean that, come back!"]]
* "5,000 fart jokes" during Johnny's adventure.
-->'''Johnny:''' High-quality shit there, man...
* One scene, while discussing the multiplayer, has Johnny and Elliot gang up on Matt to kick his ass. Must be cathartic, seeing how much of a [[{{Troll}} dick he can be in the New Super Mario games]]...
** During [[TheStinger the end credits scene,]] Elliot [[AmusingInjuries accidentally gives Johnny a wedgie]] when Matt tries to throw both of them off himself, prompting Johnny to yell out: "My pelvis doesn't go that way!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors'' Review]]
* Before the video begins, Johnny asks the viewers how they relax, all the while knowing SOMEONE is typing [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] in the comments.
** And then he answers his own question thus:
--> '''Johnny''' It could be [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros a comfortable breeze through some mushroom tops]], [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog bopping fat scientists on the noggin eight times until golden brown]], or '''[[SuddenlyShouting ANNIHILATING EVERY LIVING THING IN YOUR PATHWAY IN YOUR CONQUEST OF THE BATTLEFIELD!]]'''
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': And as obvious as this sounds, don't fuck with the cuccoos in this game. The last thing you need is a 30-minute campaign coming to an abrupt end because of one chicken carelessly roaming into your 26-hit combo and ends up seeking revenge because of it. The Demon King should not be concerned with rampaging poultry!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'' Review]]
* Noting how Prophet dresses up as a kite for the final showdown, along with [[VisualPun an actual kite]] for comparison.
* "[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Layeth the smacketh downeth]]"
* "You were great, Ryan! Not [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries that Ryan]]."
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'': ''Rise of Lyric'' and ''Shattered Crystal'' Review]]
* Johnny "Boomifies" his appearance for the review by wearing a wig, sports tape, and sunglasses.
** In TheStinger, he is seen attempting to remove the tape, noting that he should've shaved his arms first... as he painfully continues to pull them off.
* "''Rise of Lyric'' begins with Sonic being massacred by enemy fire..."
* The Chaos Emeralds are called Chaos Crystals, for some reason.
-->'''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Dr. Neo Cortex]]:''' Of course...
* Johnny sincerely thinks that ''[[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Werehog]] of all things'' was better than the sloppy combat in ''Rise of Lyric''.
* In ''Shattered Crystal'', Johnny is not particularly fond of Knuckles' deformed face. Probably because Knuckles himself "stores nuts in his mouth for the winter".
!![[AC: ''The VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Series'' Review]]
* Johnny saying that his collection of toys would never come to life to "fuck shit up"... before looking at it in concern while sinister ''Resident Evil'' ambient is heard in the background...
-->'''Johnny:''' Think about the collateral damage...
* Johnny naming his Amiibo Light Suit Samus "iSamus".
* Matt using a Mii named "Dikenmouf".
* Showing off the Training Room has [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]] going up against [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Samus,]] complete with a MegatonPunch.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK, shake it off, shake it off...
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/FreedomPlanet'' Review]]
* Johnny's way of showing how radically the game changes tone:
-->'''Carol (watching TV with Lilac and Milla):''' Hey, Lilac!
-->'''Lilac:''' Hm?
-->'''Carol:''' How come Torque doesn't wanna hang out with us?
-->'''Lilac:''' He said he had some work to do.
-->'''Carol:''' Eh, he's probably just scared of [[GirlsHaveCooties getting cooties...]]
-->*''The trio all giggle, with Johnny joining in''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Okay, I think that's enough fun. *''Presses a button''*
-->*''[[MoodWhiplash An instant cut to Lilac being tortured]]''*
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac[[VideoGameRemake : Rebirth]]'' Review]]
* ''This gem:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Laser-shooting walking vaginas? Heh, [[SeenItAll seen it...]] I think... Happy Holidays, everyone!
* This game is fair in terms of its challenge and contains no tricky bullshit.
-->'''Johnny:''' Even when shit is all over the place in many different colors! Rainbow shit, people - that's a thing in this game.
!![[AC: ''Series/CoryInTheHouse'' Review]]
* The fact that Johnny actually reviewed the game is a CMOF within itself but special highlights include:
** Johnny's imitation of Cory's running animation.
*** Along with a bit of [[SelfDeprecation an insult to himself.]]
-->'''Johnny''': Is this how I look when I run? I mean, I am quite the heavy fuck.
** Johnny commenting on the abundance of slurpees and stating that Cory needs them because "he's a [[YouAreFat chunky chunk fuck".]]
** Johnny's reaction to the game having a LaughTrack.
** The remark that the game contains so much weird stuff that it should really be called ''Cory in the What the Fuck''.
!![[AC:''Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'' Review]]
* Johnny thinks about this game as a collection of every single female teenage stereotype known to humanity, namely:
-->'''FASHION! ACCESSORIES! QUIZ GAMES? MUSIC, I THINK! DON'T FORGET THE BOYS, OMIGOD!'''
* "The mini-games have these kids driving jetskis, [=ATVs=], sail boards, [[ThatCameOutWrong the professional photographers, apparently]]..."
** Speaking of mini-games, the following scene has Johnny portraying what he imagines the design process for these would've been like, complete with one guy writing down the ideas of another.
-->'''Guy No.1''': Mini-game Number 1?
-->'''Guy No.2''': Collect things... [=ATVs=].
-->'''Guy No.1''': OK, and mini-game Number 2?
-->'''Guy No.2''': Collect things... Jetskis.
-->'''Guy No.1''': Genius!
-->'''Guy No.2''': I'm tired. Let's call it a day.
* While Johnny tore the game a new one as he usually does for bad licensed games, the crowning moment of the review was his snippet of footage he made of himself, Elliot, Matt, and Mark playing the game. The group is sent into a fit of laughter when one of the characters on the board drives off the road, keeps going, and phases through a mountainside while ending their turn in a blue void.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'' Review]]
* The intro and outro of the episode are done in homage to the classic ''[=SpongeBob=]'' art-style, complete with Johnny's best impression of the French Narrator.
* The game itself doesn't make Johnny laugh, unlike the show.
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I think I have fudge in my pants...
-->'''Johnny (sarcastically):''' Yeah, thank you for that.
* Johnny notes how [=SpongeBob=] can create only bubbles and rockets out of bubbles.
-->'''Johnny:''' I thought [=SpongeBob=] was the one with-
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' IMAGINATION... *''forms a rainbow from his hands''*
* Patrick can't jump with watermelon in tow - but he needs to be fast, or said watermelon will explode!
-->'''Johhny:''' Oh, fuck off! You're telling me that didn't count? What a pile of Alaskan bull-worm...
* Getting aggravated by the onslaught of enemies in Mr. Krabs' Dream.
-->'''Johnny:''' I'm not in the middle of pre-hibernation week, you assholes!!
** Also, [[RunningGag knockback]].
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' Review]]
* Poking fun at seersucker suits by showcasing [[Film/{{Beetlejuice}} Ohto running away in fear after his black-and-red suit was torn off]].
* While Johnny discusses Raz's psychic abilities, he shows off a bear he came across while proudly proclaiming: [[KillItWithFire "I set this one on fire."]]
* His rant about how Raz is what [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Silver]] should have been, after which he apologizes by saying he didn't mean to go on such a long tangent, before saying that he actually did - since he wrote it, after all.
* As Johnny is searching for the next game in his box, the dreaded ''Resident Evil'' ambient is heard in the background... only to [[MoodWhiplash abruptly stop]] when the [[SequelHook next choice for the First Donators Marathon]] is revealed to be ''Mega Man Network Transmission''. When Johnny leaves, the shadow of ''Tails Doll'' suddenly appears in the frame.
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Ah, I really should've removed the other games in the box first...
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Mega Man Network Transmission]]'' Review]]
* Johnny questioning who the main villain is supposed to be, what [=WWW=] is supposed to mean (World Three), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking why MegaMan.EXE's arm cannon sounds like]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Emmett Brown's DeLorean reaching 88 mph]]...
* "...or you can rely on Mega Man's default weapon, the Mega Buster, which when starting off - '''[[ScrappyWeapon MEGA BLOWS!!]]'''"
* This tirade:
-->'''Johnny (as [=MegaMan.EXE=]):''' Lan! I'm trying to save the fucking world here, and the best you can give me is reaching into your bag and throwing random shit at me without looking at it? [[SuddenlyShouting I need fucking help here, man!]] [[ThatOneBoss Fire Man]]'s kicking my ass!
** This is also accompanied by a shot of Johnny wearing his hat backward and throwing a notebook at a sprite statue of Mega Man.
* "Oh shit, it's a robot Billy Hatcher!"
* Johnny's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl reac]][[OhCrap tion]] to [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin the next game]] he pulls out of the box.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin'' Review]]
* "'''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAM!!! FUCKING CRABS! WHAM!!! FUCKING CUTTLEFISH! HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THAT???]]'''"
* "I mean, people talk about how ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 Resident Evil]]'' or ''VideoGame/SilentHill1'' made them [[PottyFailure evacuate their bowels,]] and yet here I am talking about a dolphin with stars on his head... Yeah, that's how you know he's special, [[PrecisionFStrike fucking stars."]]
* Johnny [[RageQuit rage-quitting]] the final boss battle of the first game.
--> '''Johnny:''' ''NO MORE!!! ECCO DIED SAVING HIS FAMILY, ''(salutes)'' A TRUE DOLPHIN HERO! Get this shit outta my Genesis!''
* Johnny finding a card featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and friends, advertising an anti-violence PSA and...
--> '''Johnny:''' 'No one wins with violence. For more information, please contact National Committee to prevent... child abuse?!' [[CurseCutShort What the fu-]]''
* Upon seeing the final note from [[ArcVillain Tails Doll]], Johnny decides to crumble it up, eat it, spit it out, then step on it.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Series'' Review]]
* Johnny getting sidetracked by his uncle's collection of Atari Jaguar games, and then giggling after encountering the infamous "Where did you learn to fly?" head in Cybermorph.
* "Bubsy can glide on propeller fans to get higher distances. Did you know you can also do that with the boss' ''gun residue''? No? What, are you stupid? [[GuideDangIt Of course you can do that! Come on!]]"
* Johnny trying to get Bubsy's attention on the title screen of Bubsy 2:
-->'''Johnny:''' Bubsy! I'm over here, buddy, you're - you're sorta looking the wrong way d- ''*Bubsy turns around and rolls his eyes*'' Oh you motherfucker!
* Johnny commenting on the Nerf Gun power-up:
-->'''Johnny:''' Could they give Bubsy a rapid-fire model? I'd rather go Rambo up on this sum'bitch!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/XMenLegends'' Review]]
* "Someone's in danger, we should go save them!" ''And that's the majority of the adventure.''
* Johnny mentions that Iceman only exists to create ice bridges for his teammates to get across. The following skit works well due to Creator/PatrickStewart voicing Professor X in this game:
-->'''Johnny (as Professor X):''' Listen up, here's the course of action.
-->'''Professor X''': Cyclops, you'll lead the team into the warehouse and gather intel on Magneto's plans. Storm, you will provide cover for the X-Jet to approach the area safely. Wolverine, you'll scope out the area and keep a lookout for enemy threats. And Iceman, you will be placed on... ice bridge watch.
-->*''{{Beat}}''*
-->'''Professor X:''' Ice bridges.
-->*''Beat''*
-->'''[[ActorAllusion Professor X]]:''' [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Make it so.]]
* The constant car alarm sound that interrupts Johnny in the outtake.
!![[AC:''X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse'' Review]]
* Johnny fondly remembers how he kicked the shit out of Apocalypse from ''VideoGame/XMenVsStreetFighter''.
* "Monster of the Week Bru-Ha-Ha"
* Showing Wolverine [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]] to Sabertooth.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Journey}}'' Review]]
* The brief philosophical description... of the sandwich.
-->'''Johnny:''' Meanwhile, while the person was explaining all of that, I already eat the damn thing because it's food - and I was hungry!
* Johnny gets interrupted by the terrifying howl... and the [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys certain carnival music]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Ow, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck fuck me...]]
!![[AC:''The VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Trilogy'' Review]]
* "I solemnly swear that there will be no [[JumpScare jump scares]] in this video."
** [[BlatantLies Until the end, that is...]] [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully, Johnny pulled a joke.]]
* Elliot gives the overall rundown about the animatronic mascots. Including the point when they will grab the unfortunate players and [[DeadlyEuphemism try to stuff them inside their suits]]...
-->'''Elliot:''' [[CaptainObvious That means death...]]
-->'''Johhny:''' No shit.
** He also explains that when the power runs out, Freddy finds a new keyboard player for the band.
* When reviewing the first game, the brothers wonder how come the second part of Torador plays when the power runs out - and Freddy is standing outside the door. Elliot mentions that the first part wouldn't really fit the game. Johnny edits in the first part of the music, and seeing the eyes blink to the music was hilarious.
* ''This'' dialogue:
-->'''Johnny:''' Do you remember [[NoodleIncident that security game prototype]] that Nintendo showed off at [=E3=] last year?
-->'''Elliot:''' Not really...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Never mind.]] *''drinks his coffee''*
* Johnny [[TakeThatScrappy kicking that prick - Balloon Boy - to the ground.]]
** And then dancing afterwards.
* "FENAFF... FUNAFF... FENAFF..." bit.
* In ''[=FNaF3=]'', not only cameras are shutting off - but also the ventillation.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's a privilege to just ''breathe'' in this place!
* Not in the review itself, but the exact next day after the review came out, ''[[HereWeGoAgain the teaser for the next game was revealed.]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TNsb1jmE3E Johnny even made a (short) video about it, and the description is just as hilarious:]]
-->Sometimes, I wonder if creators like to dick with me personally.
-->Nah, most likely not.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny mentioning that Plague Knight getting his own DLC was because his boss fight was so notorious before agreeing with Gilly that it was because of his bendy straw.
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SkullGirls Skullgirls Encore]]'' Review]]
* When discussing the amounts of {{Fanservice}}:
--> '''Johnny''': They shake, they bounce, they flash and they [[BreadEggsMilkSquick mutate]].
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/{{Octodad}} Octodad: Dadliest Catch]]'' Review]]
* Johnny's rage at the patient with Octodad's masquerade as a nurse:
--> '''Johnny:''' Octodad, Head Nurse Bitch!
!![[AC:''The VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Series'' Review]]
* Shantae is attacking her enemies ''with her hair''.
-->'''Johnny:''' The ultimate of headbangers, folks...
* The first experiences with the original ''Shantae'' are summed up as ''Shantae: Leaps of Faith''.
* Tinkering with the debug mode in general.
** Also comparing levitating Shantae to "mind-controlled Superman chasing [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]".
* Johnny's reaction to seeing his old enemy - the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Slicer]] - in ''Pirate's Curse''.
* Johnny performing Shantae's dance to ensure that ''Half-Genie Hero'' would be a good game.
** But that's not all: he's joined by cosplayers of Mario, Luigi, Samus, and even ''Mega Man and Bass''... not to mention a lot of other people at the convention.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/PapersPlease'' Review]]
* Johnny's "dance" to the main theme.
* He changes the pronunciation of the title between his natural voice and robotic one throughout the entire review.
* Johnny lets one of the civilians on his merry way... only to get M.O.A. Citation.
-->'''Johnny:''' Son of a bitch! That fucking sucks, and that's the money I'm not earning!
!![[AC:''The VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' ''[[VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber Series]]'' Review]]
* The beginning of the episode itself.
* These games are full of violence, and are essentially chaotic acid trips. So much so when Johnny got to the credits of the first game, he was seriously expecting to see [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]'s name among developers.
* The colourful shows during playing ''Wrong Number'' force Johnny to shower himself with a bottled water.
-->'''Johnny:''' These games are fucked up!
* Getting run over by a car. ''Repeatedly.''
* Getting the [[RunningGag FNAF Alarm...]] ''again.''
-->'''Johnny:''' Wait, what? Fucking hell, already?! ''HEY ELLIOT!''
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Yeah?
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[[LargeHam FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 4 IS OUT!!]]''
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Already working on it!
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, wait for me, goddammit! I'll get that coffee...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4'' Review]]
* Johnny [[CallBack once again]] solemnly swears that there won't be any [[JumpScare Jump Scares]] in this episode. He then notices that Elliot isn't in the room, and he finds him in another room huddled on the floor:
-->'''Johnny:''' Get your ass up!
-->'''Elliot:''' No!
-->'''Johnny (cracking up):''' You're not getting out of the review...
-->'''Elliot:''' I CAN TRY, DAMMIT!
* Referring to these dreaded animatronics as ''"godforsaken dancing Terminators"''.
* Elliot notes that the protagonist's brother is a ''total dickwad''.
* Johnny's justification as to why Foxy bolts for the closet when he enters the bedroom, and not the kid:
-->'''Foxy:''' This is a nice closet!
** The entire short put into the review is hilarious in itself, mostly thanks to PowerEchoes.
* This argument:
-->'''Johnny:''' The [=8th=] game better be called ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan Freddy Takes Manhattan]]''.
-->'''Elliot:''' ''[[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Go to Hell...]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, that's the ''[=9th=]'' game.
-->'''Elliot:''' And the ''[=10th=]'' game will be about [[Film/JasonX Freddy in space]]!
-->'''Johnny:''' And then we get the crossover with Jason Voorhees, and it'll be called ''[[Film/FreddyVsJason Freddy...]] [[HilariousInHindsight vs. Jason]]...''
-->'''Elliot:''' [[CurseCutShort Sh-]]
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures AVGN Adventures]]'' Review]]
* Johnny's way to "pop the game in" is to pop the NES-style cartridge with ''[=AVGN=] Adventures'' sticker into the Steam icon.
* For obvious reasons, Johnny is [[ClusterFBomb not holding back in the swearing department]].
** And then here's his take at the Nerd rant:
-->'''Johnny:''' Mother of fuckballs, I want to crack my controller in two after dying from bullshit like death blocks and the fucking ground control! I slipped off the edge more times than Luigi with butter under his greasy shoes! I was in rage when I discovered that deers can go through walls! And who the fuck thought that [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the naked grandma-witch on a broom]] was a good idea?!
** And he still [[CallBack refuses to drink Rolling Rock]].
* Noting that the dreaded death blocks make the player "explode like [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice Michael Moore]]".
* The [=DualShock=] 4 suddenly emits different colors.
-->'''Johnny:''' Does my controller, like, channeling the power of the seven [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]], or something? Jesus!
* All this relentless adventure that Johnny had to go through... ''was only on the Normal difficulty''.
-->'''Johnny:''' If you can conquer this shit on Oldschool or higher - give yourself a fucking medal!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 4)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' Review]]
* In the vibe of CapcomSequelStagnation trope, Johnny proposes several names of the (fake) ''Splatoon'' updates: ''Super Splatoon'' and ''Ultimate Super Splatoon''.
** On the cover art for ''Ultimate Super Splatoon'', there's a [[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series"]] sticker plastered on.
* Johnny can't help but wonder what kind of game it would be if the paint was [[BloodierAndGorier red]]...
** Also, the players sporting pink paint are said to sport Pepto-Bismol in their arsenal, and the players with the green paint are armed with Morning Snut.
* ''Splatoon'', apparently, takes place during the post-apocalyptic times where the squids and octopi rule the world with no humans in sight.
-->'''Johnny (matter-of-factly):''' That's fucked up.
* Johnny wishes that ''Splatoon'' would sport some battleground akin to the [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Isle Delfino]] because '''FUCK ISLE DELFINO'''
** Also, the lack of the co-op story mode which could be considered in the potential sequel...
-->'''Johnny:''' Couch multiplayer is still a thing, goddammit! We're not all connected to Film/TheMatrix just yet, '''THERE IS STILL A FUCKING TI-'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny shows off the glitches in the first release of the game (before all the update patches were released), which includes Batman's body disappearing, Barbara's body not loading, Batman getting stuck in place ("Robin, there seems to be some impenetrable force field. Quick! Get me the Anti Impenetrable Force Field Bat Spray!") and rain coming down in his office with Lucius failing to notice.
--> '''Johnny''': Lucius! Lucius, it's fucking raining inside my office! All my leather seats and my computer- Lucius! Answer to Batman!
** It all culminates in Johnny quipping: "This is not a good night for the Caped Crusader...", before ''suddenly getting run over by a car''.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' Review]]
* When Johnny points out the similarities to Mario Paint, it cuts to him drawing on Mario Paint. The end result? [[spoiler:Bacon]].
* A CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1'' review about how the people of the Mushroom Kingdom were transformed into the very blocks Mario hits/destroys... and replicating the idea thanks to the sound effects options available.
* After Gilly the Kid starts bashing people over camping out and committing murder over Amiibos:
-->*While dusting Amiibo '''Johnny:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial H-h-hey, that person fell on my knife!]]
-->'''Gilly:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BlatantLies Nothing, what murder!?]] *Puts Amiibo back and looks suspicious.*
!![[AC:''The [[VideoGame/MetalGear1 Metal]] [[VideoGame/SnakesRevenge Gear]] [[VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake Saga]]'' Review]]
* Since you don't fight the eponymous Metal Gear in the NES game (rather, a large computer screen), Johnny muses that the point of the game is to interrupt Big Boss's game of Minesweeper.
* "LIEUTENANT Solid Snake. God, that just sounds like something from an 80's action movie..."
* And then there's Johnny's utter disbelief about the password system:
-->'''Johnny''': If you just want to skip to the end, you type in "Fuck Me" at the password screen. "Fuck Me!" They got away with that! How do you miss something like that?!
* When Johnny takes a second to compliment the music of the 2D sections of ''VideoGame/SnakesRevenge'', the footage briefly switches to Johnny jamming out to said music, still holding the controller in his hand. Seen [[https://youtu.be/KyZzhjW1khk?t=813 here]] (Link should start at the correct time, but go to 13:33 if it doesn't.)
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' Review]]
* Imagining Solid Snake as a perverted freelance photographer.
* The Twin Snakes version of Psycho Mantis spotlights [[BerserkButton Super Mario Sunshine.]] Cut to Johnny having it next to him on the couch and [[DeathGlare glaring at it.]]
* John's sympathy for [=McDonnel=] Miller.
-->'''Johnny''': Poor Miller; killed offscreen like a chump.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' Review]]
* Showing off Snake's new dodge roll.
-->'''Johnny (excitedly):''' WHEE! WHEE! WHEE! *''falls on a flight of stairs''* Ow...
* "A random ninja pops out, acting as a messenger for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo. *''Whispering''* That means The Patriots, it's a [[LostInTranslation stupid code word."]]
* Shouting "Taint flip!" whenever he has Naked Raiden flip.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MerryGearSolid'' Review]]
* The review opens with a bit of a subject appropriate version of Deck The Halls, including "la-li-lu-le-lo le-lo-ho-ho" a couple of times.
* "And really, [[TemptingFate who has a better beard than Santa Claus?"]] Cue [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Ramuh]]:
-->'''Johnny''': Whoa! Holy shit! Eh... God damn! Let's give the title to Ramuh, then. Ah... sweet Jesus.
** Complete with a photoshop image of Ramuh wearing Santa's hat.
* [[TheStinger The ending shows Johnny reacting with surprise at Mark posing behind Elliot (who's manning the camera), Mark falling off the couch, and Mark unloading his Nerf gun on Elliot, all ending with Johnny saying "Merry Christmas to everyone!"]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'' Review]]
* This moment when he's talking about the infamous ladder climb.
--> (Snake Eater Theme plays)
--> (Stops climbing half way up)
-->'''Johnny:''' (as Snake) Oh, wait... I forgot my gun.
--> (Proceeds to climb back down)
-->'''Johnny:''' (as Snake) Uhh... Better take the shortcut.
--> (Cut to Snake falling down the shaft)
* Noting how one Soviet soldier seems to be taking a rather quiet Sunday stroll- '''IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY''' *''cue Snake CQC-slamming said soldier into the ground''*
** "One more time, that impact!" *''cue another CQC-slam''* "Hm... tasty!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'' Review]]
* "Thanks to the drum barrel technology- [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm sorry, Snake...]] *''cue Snake vomiting''*
** That clip returns along with Johnny's [[{{Squick}} horror that Colonel Campbell married Rose.]]
--> '''Johnny''': I had to sit through all these agonising April 30th Codec conversations just for them to cut the knot between games???
-->'''Snake''': Not happy about that? Get over it.
-->'''Johnny''' (who's replacing Raiden on the Codec screen): Yes, sir...
* Referring to this game as "Snake's [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Ass Game]]".
--> '''Johnny''': You'd better embrace it, because that thing's staring at you the whole way through, baby. That's a rock solid man-ass! Hey look, it even glows when you put it in a microwave. Ugh... [[StupidSexyFlanders stupid sexy]] [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Snake...]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' Review]]
* These "phenomenal shit-eating faces" from Jetstream Sam and Sundowner.
* Poking fun at Sombrero Raiden.
* When Raiden is seen riding a motorcycle, Johnny is quick to remember ''Shadow the Hedgehog''.
* Noting how radically different the gameplay is from the rest of ''Metal Gear'' games.
-->'''Johnny:''' Isn't that obvious enough? ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext You cut a fucking Metal Gear Ray unit in half!]]''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearAcid'' and ''Metal Gear Ac!d 2'' Review]]
* Johnny [[MotorMouth explaining]] the story of the first ''Ac!d'' game.
* General Wiseman is an obvious bad guy in the sequel. No doubt thanks to his SlasherSmile.
* Venus and her [[GagBoobs very large...]] "[[LastSecondWordSwap Cranium!]] Look at that noggin' - her head must be, like, 90% skull!"
** On that note, Dr. Takiyama and her [[JigglePhysics jiggling boobs]] make Johnny think that he's playing ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive''.
* Comparing Metal Gear model from ''Ac!d 2'' to a toy from Happy Meal.
* Johnny notes that he actually enjoys getting spotted by enemies in ''Ac!d 2'', because that means it's fucking party time![[labelnote:Note]] The music sounds like something heard at a rave. [[/labelnote]]
* "Solid Film/IRobot"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker'' Review]]
* When starting the plot summary, Johnny lampshades the GaidenGame status of ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps Portable Ops.]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' It's been over a decade since the events of ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Snake Eater]]''. I would say four years after ''Portable Ops'', but ''Peace Walker'' does not care about ''Portable Ops''.
* While talking about the Monster Hunter crossover sidequests, Johnny brings mention that trying to use the tranquilizer gun on some of the monsters is a bad idea since it takes forever to knock them down.
-->'''Johnny''': After a while you'll just be like-
-->'''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Hulkbuster-equipped Tony Stark]] while rapidly punching the Incredible Hulk''': [[MotorMouth Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep...]]
* Johnny plays the entire conversation between Emmerich and Snake showcasing that [[ManChild Snake not only believes in Santa Claus]], [[ShownTheirWork but also believes that NORAD tracks him every Christmas]] (which, hilariously, they [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa actually do in real life.]]) [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Emmerich's laugh is what really sells it.]]
-->'''Snake (aggravated):''' ''HE'S REAL, I TELL YA!''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVGroundZeroes'' and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'' Review]]
* While petting the wolf-dog, a supply large supply box drops on Snake's head.
** And later, while he's driving his Jeep at Mother Base, Johnny runs into a wall because he's not looking where he's going.
* There's something funny about the image of a large bear being lifted back to Mother Base with nothing but a balloon.
* When hopping aboard the D-Walker, Johnny cries in a hilariously high pitched voice "Now away, noble steed!"
* This bit after explaining how Mother Base gets built up over the course of the game and what you can do when you're there.
-->'''Johnny (as Snake):''' Gentlemen, let's raise some morale...
-->'''Johnny (as the soldiers):''' ''AH SHIT!''
-->*''Cue montage of Snake beating up his men with Spanish Fly playing in the background, capping it off by hitting a few soldiers with the Rocket Arm and then hitting himself in the face with it''*
* Since Big Boss is now voiced by Creator/KieferSutherland instead of Creator/DavidHayter, Johnny decides at one point to refer to Big Boss as "[[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] with an eye patch."
* After thanking everyone who joined him on his online escapades, Johnny dives into the group while screaming "Now give me a hug!"
** Before then, Snake does a [[Anime/DragonBallZ Ginyu Force Pose.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EarthboundBeginnings'' Review]]
* At the beginning, Johnny finds out that he needs to type in the favorite food after giving names to the characters. He wonders if the menu will also ask his social security number and CAPTCHA to make sure he's not a robot.
* "The fucking [[AnimateInanimateObject lamp]] suddenly springs to life and attacks me! What the fuck?"
* "Guygoo? Geegoo? Giegue? Gyigas!" Despite being raised by Ninten's grandparents as a human (or dog, whatever...), it wants to [[KillThemAll destroy humanity]]. The best part? ''Johnny doesn't give a fuck about that''.
** Also calling it ''Giggity''.
* The ability to inflict pain with [[PrecisionFStrike swear words]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''YEAH, FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW?''' - that's basically what's happening...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!''' There we go...
* Fuck You: The Spell
* ''During my [=3rd=] hour-long grinding session that I didn't record because '''[[CaptionHumor IT'S A GRINDING SESSION]]'''"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EarthBound'' Review]]
* Getting shocked by the high prices for the ''[=EarthBound=]'' cartridges.
* Getting ''[=ChuggaConroy=]'' for the review by showcasing the photo of Johnny with him from the [=PAX East=].
* Johnny decides to leave Poo's name unchanged '''[[CaptionHumor BECAUSE HIS NAME IS FUCKING POO]]'''.
* When it comes to great video game protagonists, they're highly regarded for their heroism, but they're total "cardboard boxes" in terms of personality. Johnny even switches the pictures of Mario, Ness and Link with the [[VisualPun literal cardboard boxes]] to emphasize this.
* Very wierd facial expression of Tasahir the Loch-Ness monster:
-->'''Johnny:''' Does this look like the face of mercy, motherfucker?
* When Johnny gets nauseous from the status conditions, he immediately thinks about ''beef stew'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, I could be on fucking deathbed - but you'll never get me to hate my beef stew! And I fucking know my beef stew... *''cut to Johnny cooking said beef stew''*
* Getting aggravated by the randomly popping photographer who takes pictures of Ness, and also imagining him as a bearded pervert.
-->'''Johnny:''' You're trying to pull shit like this in America - and your ass goes to fucking jail! <...> Sweet Jesus... leave me alone, you fucking creeper!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MOTHER3'' Review]]
* "Roughousing with friendly FUCKING '''DINOSAURS'''???"
* After finding out that the name of the setting is called ''Nowhere Island's'' Johnny grumbled that he should've named the dog [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Courage]].
* "Oh, look at the cute little frog in a sports convertible! It's so adorable!"
* Pointing out that the random lightning strikes hit only those who don't have Happy Boxes in their houses:
-->'''Johnny:''' Christ! Imagine if Best Buy summon the Light of Judgement if you didn't own the [=TV=]... I'm now imagining Best Buy being like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]!
* Getting distracted by the Club [[UnfortunateNames TITIBOO]].
* Lucas falls down from the great height into the haystack... [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Sounds familliar]]?
-->'''Johnny:''' You could fall from fucking orbit and be alright as long as you landed in hay!
* Johnny's reaction to characters having ''an actual drug trip''.
* While mentioning super-toilet, Johnny inserts the clip "Aaaah!!!".
* Showcasing Reggie Fils-Amie setting one of the fans on fire with a Mario fireball.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' Review]]
* In this game, some monsters would be persuaded to go away. Johnny says it feels like "turning down another agent of [[AnimalWrongsGroup Greenpeace]]".
* Describing the dodging mechanic.
-->'''Johnny:''' It can get super-hectic at times: going from a simple game of dodging straight projectiles to '''HOLY FUCK, WHEN DID IT SUDDENLY BECOME A SHOOT-EM-UP FROM HELL???'''
* The overall summary of the [[KillEmAll Genocide]] approach:
-->'''Johnny:''' You wanna be a bastard? You don't get to enjoy, you don't deserve any satisfaction! Killing is wrong, how dare you trying to fully complete the game? We're gonna give you the hardest encounters in this game because ''FUCK YOU!'' The ''[=XP=]'' and ''[=LV=]'' don't actually mean ''Experience'' and ''Levels'', but rather ''Execution Points'' and ''Level of Violence'', you fucking prick- '''[[CaptionHumor I GET IT.]]'''
* "Using the child as your vessel - [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry, that sounded a bit demonic...]]"
* At the end of the review, Johnny gets interrupted with the dreaded "9's" screen and howling wind which signifies the appearance of Chara. Thankfully, Johnny himself manages to finish the review in time.
-->'''Johnny:''' Thank you guys for watching, have yourselves a fantastic- *''Chara reappears''* ffffuck me... [[BreakingTheFourthWall OK, you guys better just scroll down, turn the volume down... just close it-]] *''Chara [[JumpScare scares the fuck out of Johnny]]''* '''WOAH, FUCK ME!!'''
-->*''Cue Chara slashing at the screen. The red 9's fill the shaking screen''*
!![[AC:''The Franchise/StreetFighter Series'' Review]]
* Johnny tries to start reviewing the original ''Street Fighter''... only to get [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomped]] by [[SNKBoss Sagat]]. Cue Johnny dropping the controller.
** From the same game, while discussing Sagat himself:
-->'''Johnny:''' When he's not after your pride - he's after your fucking pocket change...
** His weird face at the Vs. screen is (probably) the result of "the allergic reaction to success".
** Sagat also returns in ''Street Fighter II'':
-->'''Johnny:''' ...he's still a very tall man with longer reach and- '''[[LargeHam TIGER! TIGER! TIGER UPPERCUT! TIGER-]]'''
* '''THE STREET FIGHTERS ARE ASSHOLES'''
* From the ''Street Fighter The Movie: The Game'' portion:
** Johnny is legitimately baffled at Sawada's special attack... which turns out to be a ''simple slide'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Like, his insatiable need for a hug needs to be a fucking super-attack!
** Also, Zangief's "stun animation":
-->'''Johnny:''' What do you think Zangief's doing here? This shit isn't the stun animation - that's me trying to blend in in the nightclub. ''*Cue Johnny performing said "animation" along with Zangief*''
* As of ''Street Fighter Alpha'' series, M. Bison also "studied the art of monetary fuckery from Sagat".
* This bit from ''Street Fighter EX'' series:
-->'''Johnny:''' Whoa, man! If that isn't the biggest "Booty Warrior"-face Ken would give, I dunno what comes close - maybe Adon in ''Street Fighter Alpha'', but Ken is a close second... and Dhalsim thinks it's A-okay.
** The gesture Dhalsim makes in this moment speaks for itself.
* The entire descripion of [[BigBad Gill]] from ''Street Fighter III'' deserves a couple of laughs.
* The art-style of ''Street Fighter IV'' is quite surreal for Johnny, probably because:
-->'''Johnny:''' Everybody's hit the gym like a motherfucker!
* The questionable hair-style of Ken from ''Street Fighter V'' makes Johnny think that he was modeled in clay-doll workshop.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' Review]]
* Johnny himself was a backer of the Kickstarter project for this game. His name is featured in the credits as ''Mighty No. 3254''.
** He even says at the end of the episode: "I am ''not'' Mighty". [[JumpingTheShark Understandably so]].
* Noting that the [=3D=] character models practice ventriloquism.
* Saying that one of the special weapons is essentially an "extremely pissed off [[VideoGame/MegaMan2 Crash Bomber]]", and how it easily destroys everything.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's like, "Fuck you, I don't have the time for this bullshit..."
* Johnny is not particularly fond of conversations... ''during the boss battles'':
-->'''Johnny:''' It's just, "Let me deal with the robot first, and then we can share our stories telepathically later, alright?"
* The Retro skin for Beck looks more like a Minecraft skin.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Review]]
* Johnny prefers to be on the offensive side of things while playing ''Overwatch.''
-->'''Johnny:''' I wanna be in action, get shot down, hear from my other team members and continue to piss them off because ''fuck them!''
* '''SHE'S A MEDIC SNIPER.'''
* Noting how Zarya's barriers absorb ''all'' of enemy gunfire.
-->'''Johnny:''' You got a D.Va trying to nuke you with her ultimate attack? Fuck outta here... now go back to drinking your fucking Mountain Dew!
** Immediately after this:
-->'''Johnny:''' And for the record, I don't hate D.Va players - I just hate D.Va. ''Fuck her!''
* '''[[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} GO TEAM MARIE]]'''
* "I should probably see some medical attention."
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFox1'' and ''VideoGame/StarFox2'' Review]]
* While discussing one of the earliest [=3D=] racing games, Johnny gets a little dumbfounded when he notices the completely black wall in his path. Thankfully, it was just a poorly-rendered tunnel.
-->'''Johnny:''' Alright... pants no longer shat on.
* Referring to Star Fox team as a [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits Ragtag Bunch of Space Mercenaries]].
* "Alright, that's enough of Star Fox! Let's talk about [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Star Fox]]."
* Noting how Fox [=McCloud=] is fluent in many languages while communicating with his team.
-->*''cue the unintelligible vocal banter from Star Fox team, followed by Mario and Luigi''*
** Of course, Fox's teammates also get too much shit due to their "usefulness".
* This bit about the hardest path:
-->'''Johnny:''' I appreciate the diversity, it's just... Jesus, fuck!
* Calling Andross' projectiles "Bathroom tiles".
** In the sequel, Andross himself is called a "real [[ClusterFBomb shitty shit]]".
* "Meteor with a [[MemeticMutation trollface]]"
* Johnny managed to get ''two'' prototype cartridges of ''Star Fox 2'': one was bought from ''Too Many Games'', and Johnny got another one as a donation. ''And these cartridges were obtained in the span of 10 minutes!''
-->'''[[Film/{{Superbad}} Shop employee:]]''' Fuck my life...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFox64'' Review]]
* Watching the ''Star Fox 64'' commercial in a nutshell.
** Also, [[CallBack referencing the]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland guy who explodes from eating too much shit]].
** Johnny's cringy expression returns during the Rumble Pak commercial.
* The over-the-top voice acting for Star Fox team. Also, noting how their faces "freeze to death".
** On that note, calling [[TheLancer Falco Lombardi]] "a massive cock-mongrel" also counts.
* Cut to Johnny playing ''Star Fox 64 [=3D=]'' on his [=3DS=]:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just look at me - I mean, fuck...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures'' Review]]
* The tongue-twisting name ''[=RareWare=]'' transforms into ''[=RawrWawr=]''.
* For some reason, Warp Stone reminds Johnny of WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}.
* Noting how Slippy's blank expression looks like he's witnessing the Apocalypse.
* Johnny getting the [[VideoGame/MetroidPrimeFederationForce Metroid Alarm]]. ''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake Twice]].''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidPrimeFederationForce'' Review]]
* Johnny introduces the characters in the game as if he was advertising 90's action figure line.
-->'''Johnny:''' From Hasbro! [[MotorMouth Ice cubes and Mountain Dew sold separately.]]
* Mentioning the ridiculous armor of the titular Federation Force troops and comparing it to [[Film/IronMan Iron Monger]].
* This line when mentioning the [[RunningGag Screw Attack]]:
-->'''Johnny:''' [[CallBack I shot that]] [[RunningGagged asshole dead!]]
* ''The Johnny Squad.''
-->'''Johnny:''' What do you get when you combine 3 assholes to make [=YouTube=] videos together? The '''JOHNNY SQUAD'''!
* "Mountain Dew [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]"
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake AM2R: Return of Samus]]'' Review]]
* Johnny saying that he would give ''Super Metroid Redesign'' hack a shot. Cue correcting himself with CaptionHumor:
-->''Derp. I meant not saying I NEVER will.''
* Noting how Samus could destroy all 38 Metroids on the planet in a short amount of time.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's one hell of a [=GPS=] tracker!
** Also, ''this:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Through sheer will and determination, it's only a matter of time before the word "Metroid" is wiped from the Space Dictionary - except "[[VideoGame/SuperMetroid No, it doesn't]]", "[[VideoGame/MetroidFusion No, it doesn't]]", and "[[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM No, it doesn't]]"!
* "Damn. [[CaptionHumor DAMN]]."
* In stark contrast to ''[=AM2R=]'', Johnny remembers how the Metroids from the original ''Metroid 2'' were easy enough to kill...
-->'''Johnny:''' Except Zeta Metroids - those can get fucked!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxAssault'' Review]]
* "The manual still has quick synopsises... [[NoPronunciationGuide Synopses?]]"
* Luckily, Fox [=McCloud=] finally uses his gun - a point which was poked fun of in ''Star Fox Adventures''.
* Johnny is not afraid to give this game shit for showcasing the map on the center of the screen - a shit that ''Ecco the Dolphin'' for Dreamcast also got.
* The autolock system is similar to that of ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''... but with better controls.
** The word "'''BETTER'''" emphasized in quotes.
* Returning to Dinosaur Planet was cathartic for Johnny. All these handicaps from [[VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures the previous game]]? ''Gone.'' Now he can use actual fucking weapons! Except...
-->'''Johnny:''' I just wish the enemies were Sharp Claws... or fuck, General Scales - [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse give him some proper fucking closure]]!
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/StarFoxCommand'' Review]]
* Johnny mentions that he witnessed this game during his first college year.
-->'''[[CaptionHumor Caption:]]''' '''DERP: I WAS IN MY SECOND YEAR OF COLLEDGE IN 2006'''
* Johnny notices that some characters make this game easier, some - harder. For example:
-->'''Johnny:''' Try using Leon to shoot the missile down, because he FUCKING SUCKS AT IT
* Johnny points out that you can use samples of your own voice that replace the normal vocal sounds. At first, he adds in some factoids, but then follows it up with "AAAAAAAAAAAH", [[https://youtu.be/SgkAZ0L2E2U?t=7m20s the result is what he dubs "Star Fox: Belch On Command"]].
--> '''Johnny (giggling childishly):''' I am ''29''...
* Johnny trying to explain the ridiculous story.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's a fucking soap opera!
** The absurd reasoning of the split between Fox and Krystal? ''Fox is afraid that Krystal might get in danger on the battlefield...''
-->'''Johnny:''' So I guess that Slippy, Falco and Peppy were expendable, [[{{Hypocrite}} you furry fuckhead]]?
** And despite said split, both still engage in conversations which are summed up as "He said, she said" bullshit.
** Also, this statement:
-->'''Johnny:''' We have multiple unfocused storylines that sacrifice coherency for the sake of I-don't-fucking-know what!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxZero'' Review]]
* This game is summed up as a '''[[CaptionHumor REBOOT REBOOT]]''' to the original Star Fox.
* Referring to Monarch Dodora as a ''"dickheaded twin-headed bird dragon"''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now fuck off and die!
* In ''Star Fox Guard'', Johnny praises the "heavily armed video cameras".
-->'''Johnny:''' Shit, if only I was equipped with these in ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' game...
* At the end of the review, Johnny suddenly gets smacked in the head by the ''Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice'' game box. In the next shot, Johnny gets [[CallBack dressed up into the familliar gear]]: fingerless gloves, sports tape, wig and sunglasses.
** The outtakes include Johnny shouting "FUCK!" as Mark helps to put sports tape on his hands, and Johnny himself cracking up when he sees the game.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicBoom'': ''Fire and Ice'' Review]]
* Johnny once again sports his "Boomified" look.
** [=PKSparkXX=] is seen playing along with Johnny. He does DoubleTake when he finally sees Johnny in costume.
-->'''[=PKSparkXX=]:''' My man... What are you wearing?
** After getting the title card, [=PKSparkXX=] persuades Johnny to review ''Sonic Free Riders''. Needless to say, he fails.
* Yet again, Knuckles stores nuts in his fucking mouth.
* Thinking that Mike Pollock is clearly saying "[[PrecisionFStrike Shit]] snail" to Sonic.
* Johnny has much easier time to remove the sports tape from his hands. The previous ''Sonic Boom'' review certainly helped.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSisterLocation'' Review]]
* Once more, Johnny [[RunningGag solemnly swears]] that there will be no jumpscares in this episode. Note how Johnny makes that promise with his LEFT hand, meaning that ''he lied this time''.
** A few minutes later, Elliot - who's wearing a werewolf costume - jumps to Johnny from behind the couch, causing Johnny to [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream like a little bitch.]]
** Another - this time ''real'' - jump scare happens later on while discussing the game, which leads to Elliot slapping Johnny while Johnny just grins with satisfaction...
-->'''Elliot''': I thought you said there were gonna be no jump scares, you dick!
* While discussing the atmosphere, Johnny randomly screams: "Scroll back up, you pussy!"
* Elliot's rant about the mini-game after Night Four has the words "'''SUPER HAPPY RANT TIME'''" overlaid on the screen.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' and ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' Review]]
* Johnny's reaction to [[AutoScrollingLevel Bridge Zone Act 2]] in the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog18Bit 8-bit version of]] ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog18Bit Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.
---> '''Johnny:''' ...and home to the most anti-Sonic The Hedgehog gimmick to ever grace the Blue Blur, [[AutoScrollingLevel auto-scrolling]]. Auto-scrolling. In a Sonic game. What in the actual fu- I can't process all this blast! What's the point of making this guy the physical manifestation of cocaine and then taking that away from me?
* And at the end of his look at the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog28Bit 8-bit Sonic 2]], Johnny [[{{Foreshadowing}} sets up a future review perfectly by asking Tails how he feels about "explosive devices."]]
* Johnny's first encounter with the 8-bit Sonic game's own particular fetish: [[TubeTravel Transport tubes.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicChaos'' and ''VideoGame/SonicTripleTrouble'' Review]]
* Triple Trouble has springs everywhere. a lot. Leading Johnny to point out that half the time, he's going "BOING! BOING! BOING!" and how he's glad that he's on the Game Gear [[TakeThat and not]] [[VideoGame/SonicBoom Rise of Lyric]].
* After pointing out that the box art for Sonic Chaos has the AOSTH version of Robotnik on it, and the fact that it looks like Sonic's poking him in the nose, Johnny dubs Robotnik over with a goofy-sounding "Duh".
* There are tubes in these games. [[RunningGag Of course...]]
---> '''Johnny:''' What's with these 8-bit games ''and'' '''''FUCKING''''' '''''TUBES?!'''''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicLabyrinth'' and ''VideoGame/SonicBlast'' Review]]
* The fact that Eggman managed to sneak into Sonic's house in his sleep - and all he did during that opportunity was to ''swap his shoes'' - makes Johnny question the fat man.
---> '''Johnny:''' Motherfucker, that's your arch-nemesis! I'm not one to condone [[NeverSayDie murder in a series primarily meant for kids]], but come on! Burn the house down! Bust his knee caps! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Shit on his toilet and don't flush!]] You're just ''swap his shoes''? And that does it! I'm never taking your ass seriously again, you... round... ''fuck''.
* While pointing out how Eggman's shoes have rendered Sonic unable to run or jump, Johnny compares him to [[VideoGame/ArtOfFighting Mr. Big]]...[[LampshadedTheObscureReference and admits that no one will get that reference.]]
* As Johnny states, the game's power-ups are the players' only hope...
---> '''Johnny:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting IF THEY DIDN'T ALREADY GIVE]] [[SensoryAbuse YOU A FUCKING SEIZURE, JESUS CHRIST!!!]]'''
** Cue the game's background rapidly flashing white as Sonic grabs a powerup. Not long after, the video cuts to a shot of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons the Simpsons]] suffering seizures as well.
* Johnny recalling the gripes that he had with the game as a kid:
---> '''Johnny:''' [[MotorMouth Robblerobble Sonicissupposedtogo FAST, whatisthispieceof SHIIIETTTT]]
* And of course, when noting that Sonic Blast also has transport tubes like every other 8-Bit Sonic game before it, Johnny voices his exasperation [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain in a particular way.]]
--> '''Johnny:''' ''Augh, such a lust for laziness!'' '''''TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!!'''''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/TailsSkyPatrol'' & ''VideoGame/TailsAdventure'' Review]]
* The intro animation for the video, fittingly named "Main/DissonantSerenity".
* ''Tails' Sky Patrol'' is a game where Tails cannot touch the floor or walls - or else he dies instantly. Which is why Johnny promptly calls it ''Miles "Tails" Prower In: THE FLOOR IS LAVA.''
** Also, referring to this game as a ''Do-or-Die Skypatrol''.
* Poking fun at the mint candy - Tails' canonical favorite food.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now I can see why - it keeps him high! *''[[IncrediblyLamePun cue the rim shot]]''* [[RhymesOnADime This shit rhymes itself!]] '''[[CaptionHumor DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS]]'''
* Johnny ''still'' has his Game Gear from 1995.
-->'''Johnny:''' Thanks for only telling me this ''now'', Elliot! I thought that shit was lost in the [[Franchise/PrinceOfPersia Sands of Time]] years ago!
* This bit during the ''Tails Adventure'' bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Sure, the island's inhabitants need to be rescued, and the Chaos Emeralds need to be found. But these assholes... interrupted Tails' beauty sleep. And I'm sorry, ''they need to die.''
* Lampshading the overall CrazyPrepared-sort of character that Tails sports in his ''Adventure'' game.
-->'''Johnny:''' Where was ''this'' Tails in the ''Adventure'' games?
-->*''for a brief fraction of a second, the Sonic '06 case pops up with the caption: "THIS DOESN'T COUNT!"''*
* "Haters-gonna-hate walk"
* Tails is able to use Chaos Emeralds ''individually'', unlike his pal Sonic.
-->'''Johnny (to Sonic):''' Take some notes, you blue fuckboy!
* The portable '''RAIDO''' in Tails' arsenal.
* The ending animation, which depicts smiling Tails [[UnflinchingWalk walking away from an exploding ship]] in an amazing homage to the ending credits of ''VideoGame/MegaMan7'', complete with credits theme.
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Shantae: Half-Genie Hero]]'' Review]]
* "[[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty Number]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]"
** The overall structure of this game also reminds Johnny a lot about Mega Man, [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 and]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[MotorMouth DontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitAAGHITHOUGHTABOUTIT]]
* The Mayor of Scuttle Town is being a dick to Shantae yet again by calling the termination of her duties as a guardian to Sequin Land.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
** ''EVERYONE'', as Johnny points out during the plot synopsis, are being dicks to her too.
* Creator/JakeKaufman [[VideoGame/ShovelKnight yet again]] delivers the amazing soundtrack.
-->'''Johnny (while Shantae is dancing):''' I wanna dance my ass off to some of these tunes!
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogPocketAdventure Sonic Pocket Adventure]]'' Review]]
* One of the start screen options is ''Go to Room''.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK Mom, calm it down!
* Noting that this game has a lot of similarities to ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2''... even though one of the zones is still called ''Sky Chase''.
-->'''Johnny:''' That shit is still Sky Chase! No one gave a shit about this zone...
** Also, the bottomless pits and the ''Not-Chemical Plant Zone'':
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor AH FUCK THEY'RE PLANTING THE SEEDS]]'''
* Johnny's reaction upon stumbled over [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Slicer]]... [[RunningGag yet again.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' ...Though I'm sure this is just this game's- *''gets hit by Slicer''* [[SuddenlyShouting OH FUCK YOU, I KNEW IT!]] Kiss my fucking ass, Slicer! [[MotorMouth Taking away all my rings that I need for Special Stage that God only knows how many chances to get those and-]] ''*gets hit by Slicer again*'' '''OH, FUCKING HELL!!!'''
* During one of the boss battles with Dr. Robotnik, good ol' Doc himself is always trying to get higher so Sonic couldn't hit him that easily.
-->'''Johnny:''' He has no reason to do that shit, by the way - but he does it anyway, you fucking moron...
** Also, Sonic is able to ''[[GuideDangIt jump off the explosions]]'' during said fight.
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicAdvance The Sonic Advance Trilogy]]'' Review]]
* Poor ''[=AntDude=]'' wasting all that time getting to Magfest... only for Magfest to already be over by the time he gets there.
** He tries to get ''two'' Guest Title Cards. Johnny berates him for it.
* During the ''Advance 2'' portion of the review, [=AntDude=] says that Cream the Rabbit is packing the so-called ''Weapon of Mass Destruction''... [[MoodWhiplash a cute Chao companion called Cheese]]. Johnny gets a little bit dumbfounded, confusing Cheese with an ''[[Film/DrStrangelove actual tactical nuke]].''
* "'''''This fucking music is so good...'''''"
* [=AntDude=] is quick to point out that Johnny collected all Gold Medals in ''Sonic '06''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Firstly, that was only with Sonic - and secondly, [[SelfDeprecation I'm a fucking idiot.]] This is different, man...
** Also, end of the flashback with ''[[WebVideo/TheCompletionist Jirard the Completionist]]''.
-->'''Jirard:''' So, what's the Sonic game you're playing?
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Sonic Advance 2''.
-->*''{{Beat}}, with Jirard looking a bit confused''*
-->'''Jirard:''' Good luck, buddy!
-->*''cut back to Johnny's frown''*
* When Johnny starts getting [[BerserkButton a little angry]] at the level design for ''Sonic Advance 3'', '''CENSORED MODE''' is suddenly activated - much to his confusion. It was all [=AntDude=]'s doing.
-->'''Johnny:''' Don't mess with my audio effects!
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicRush The Sonic Rush Trilogy]]'' Review]]
* The description of ''[[ActionGirl Blaze the Cat]]'' in general:
-->'''Johnny''': A badass that wasn't [[StalkerWithACrush hopelessly chasing someone]], [[TheScrappy looking for a frog]] or [[StickyFingers obsessed with jewelry]]; she was a princess that did her fucking job - '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 THAT DID HER FUCKING JOB]]''' - and was from another dimension - '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 ANOTHER DIMENSION]]'''. And she has [[KillItWithFire fire powers]], too: she can ninja-kick the shit out of anything to save the cremation costs, as well.
* Johnny's dumbfounded confusion by ''Sonic Colors'' on the DS seemingly attempting to meld ''Sonic Rush'' and ''Sonic '06'' into the same continuity. For that fact, he flips off the Sonic '06 game case at one point.
** Speaking of ''Sonic '06'', here comes Silver...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor AH FUCK,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck HERE WE GO.]]''' The future's been fixed, right? Why the fuck is he here? And why is Blaze with him? Are they trying to pay respects to both ''Sonic Rush'' and ''Sonic '06''? Because I can tell you right now...
-->*''[[YourHeadAsplode cue the]] [[Film/{{Scanners}} literal mind-blowing]]''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, what ''that'' guy said!
* This line when explaining Blaze's story:
-->'''Johnny:''' She soon befriends [[TheCutie Cream The Rabbit]], because you're a fucking monster if you're not friends with [[FriendToAllLivingThings Cream The Rabbit]].
* The brief summary of the first ''Rush'' game.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's boost here, boost there, don't die here- '''[[ButtonMashing AAGH FUCK MY HAND]]'''
** Also, noting that Super Sonic is usable only in the final stage.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, [[CaptainObvious the sky is blue?]] '''[[CaptionHumor OH FUCK!]]'''
* This humorous bit during the ''Sonic Rush Adventure'' portion.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SelfDeprecation Who names their henchman Johnny? That's an asshole's name...]]
* The recurring SensoryAbuse moments. When it comes to ''Sonic Colors'':
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[[MotorMouth Yeahokayfuckingstop!]]''
* The CallBack to the console ''Sonic Colors'' version:
-->'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[BlatantLies This amusement park was constructed entirely out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions]], [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and is in no way associated with any sort of evil plot or premeditated misdeeds.]]
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Dr. Wolfe]]''': ''LIAR!''
!! [[AC:''Sonic Racing Games'' Review]]
* Noting that Silver makes an appearance in ''Sonic Rivals'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Is this asshole just not allowed to have a good future now?
-->'''Franchise/{{Terminator}}:''' [[Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines Judgement Day is inevitable.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, fuck you and that cop-out!
* Johnny takes a minute to complain about having a European copy of Sonic Rivals 2.
--> '''Johnny:''' The fuck is a PEGI?[[labelnote:explanation]][[DontExplainTheJoke Its the European video games rating board, hence its acronym of "Pan European Game Information."]][[/labelnote]]
* Noting that one of the songs from ''Sonic Riders'' sounds like someone is "literally fucking the soundtrack".
* Johnny's first attempt at the first track in [[VideoGame Sonic Riders]] left him a stuttering mess.
* In order to finally play [[VideoGame/SonicRiders Sonic Free Riders]], Johnny is forced to use the [[ScrappyMechanic Kinect]]. Main/HilarityEnsues...
** First off, he takes time to poke fun at Kinect itself: it sports the filter that resembles the Franchise/{{Predator}} vision. But the icing on the cake is the delivery of this line:
-->'''Johnny:''' You can't hit a moving target, bitch! ''COME ON!''
** Calling himself "a fucking stalker".
** While raising his arms to grab rings, Johnny briefly says: "Givin' you my energy, [[Anime/DragonBallZ Goku!]]"
** ''"Moving around at the speed of cramp..."''
** ''"Fly high... lesbian fox!"''
** Johnny says he looks like he's about to end an episode of a sitcom, complete with freeze-frame in mid-jump and the words [[SelfDeprecation "Written, Reviewed, and Edited by This Numbnuts"]] overlaid on the screen.
** Probably the funniest part of that portion was towards the end, when he accidentally started another race when he was trying to sign off and stop recording footage...
-->'''Johnny:''' Damn you... Damn you... '''DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL...'''
** Another funny part is the portion where he is shown dancing with the text "'''[[SelfDeprecation DO I LOOK LIKE A FIT MOTHERFUCKER?]]'''" overlaid over the footage.
* His brief confusion at people like real life professional stock car racer Danica Patrick being in Sonic And All-Stars Racing Transformed alongside a [[VideoGame/TotalWar Shogun]] and a VideoGame/FootballManager (those last two are exclusive to the PC version but still.)
!! [[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicChronicles Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood]]'' Review (Revisit)]]
* '''JESUS THIS MUSIC'''
* Johnny's surprise at what his past self said about the game.
** And he's shocked he had hair back in 2008.
** He also takes time to make fun of the fact that he never bothered to change the batteries in the smoke detector.
* In the backstory of ''The Dark Brotherhood'' itself, Sonic goes away - possibly for a couple of years... And because of this, Johnny thinks that the events of the ''VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries'' transpired during Sonic's overdose.
* Referring to [[BigBad Imperator Ix]] as ''Ziggy''.
* Noticing one of the Chaos ''headbanging'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Goddamn! What sort of heavy metal is he listening to if he's swinging his head that violently?
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Elliot has the same [[FlatWhat reaction]] as a lot of people when Johnny brings up Sonic Unleashed for mobile devices.
* In the middle of the video, Elliot suddenly dons his werewolf costume, and keeps it for the rest of the review. Cue Johnny giving him [[https://youtu.be/H_lj5gWug50?t=294 a very confused and hilarious look.]]
* Could just be the timing, as the movie debuted in theaters a few days after this review went up, but Johnny refers to the Gaia Colossus as "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers A Megazord that would make even Zordon blush]]".
* This [[SuddenlyShouting unexpected]] bits:
--> '''Johnny''': We've gone beyond the slower methodical approach from the past games and went full out-- '''[[SuddenlyShouting YEEEEEEEEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEAAAAAAAAA-]]'''
* At the end, Elliot laments the old days, where they would talk shit to each other about which game was better. Johnny suddenly gets an idea: He and Elliot play Sonic Free Riders multiplayer!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 5)'']]
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' Review]]
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Fucking Matters"
* Johnny's rant against the ocean. It only lasts about ten seconds, but it's worth a chuckle or two:
--> ''Water, lots of water, [[ScrappyMechanic too much fucking water]], '''[[NightmareFuel OH MY GOD, WHAT DID I DO]]''', am I there yet, and [[AmericansHateTingle I will rip your dick off, Tingle!]]''
* "Under the orders of this mysterious and elusive... [[BaitAndSwitch Ganondorf]]"
* While showing off the camera in the Wii U version to take selfies, one of the selfies has Link smiling while ''Ganondorf himself'' gets ready to stab him in the back.
* '''GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAIL'''
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' Review]]
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Tips 20%"
* When Johnny shows off the two hookshots, he starts singing a rendition of the Spider-Man theme song.
-->Watch out! Here comes Skulltula-Man!
* Johnny being unnerved by some of the manic or nasty grins Midna shows off. "When she isn't thinking about poisoning my drink..." and "Given the opportunity, I think she'd actually EAT Navi..." are just some of his reactions.
** [[https://htf-ytp.deviantart.com/art/Midna-Eating-Navi-GIF-368919329 Here it is in picture form!]]
* Using the boots that let him walk on the roof is compounded with a loud clang with every step.
* The mini-game that has Johnny using a device that mimics his hammer swings has Johnny constantly getting hit in the head with the large hammer.
-->(bonk) Ow. (bonk) Ow. (bonk) Ow.
* The way Johnny hypes up the final battle between Link and Ganondorf in a brilliantly epic style...before Link pulls out the fishing rod and takes down an utterly pathetically distracted King of Evil.
--> ''And so, its come to this, a one-on-one confrontation between Link and Ganondorf! A duel of fates, destinies clashing face to face, the Triforce of Power versus the Triforce of Courage! And it'll take Link every bit of his soul, to help defeat the King of E-'' '''''[[BaitAndSwitch Ooh, look at the fishing rod!]] [[MotorMouth Here, Ganondorf, here, look at the fishing rod!]] [[DistractedByTheShiny Look at the fishing here Ganondorf, here Ganon-]]''''' Bing, Boom, Slash, Bam, [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink GAME OVER, RETURN OF DUMBASS]]
** That image of Ganondorf screaming in agony plays over the closing credits.
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' Review]]
* The intro features a slow zoom-in on Link's deer-in-the-headlights stare.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That- Wow... Took A While To Get This Time"
* When talking about how he wanted the gold Wii Mote with Wii Motion Plus already installed, he inserts a clip of [[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember yelling "I love gold!"]]
* Johnny's utter bafflement at [[ArcFatigue how long the story is.]]
* While showing off the motion controls, Johnny decides to start dancing. [[CharacterDevelopment A far cry from how much he hated the Wii's motion controls back in 2008.]]
* [[BrickJoke Attempting to distract Demise with the butterfly net.]] [[NoSell It doesn't work.]]
* When Demise curses Link and Zelda to always have to fight an incarnation of his hatred, the aforementioned image of TP Ganondorf screaming in agony is superimposed over the Demon King.
* Johnny [[CallBack once again shows off how]] [[LargeHam hammy he can be]] with the return of his MundaneMadeAwesome sequence from ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime3Corruption'':
-->'''[[SuddenlyShouting TWIST THAT BOSS KEY! GUIDE THIS BEETLE! SKETCH THAT BACON! TURN THIS DIAL! MAKE THE EYEBALLS DIZZY! STRIKE THE SPECIFIC GEMSTONE! RIP OFF THAT ARM! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! SLICE HORIZONTALLY! SLICE VERTICALLY! AND THRUST, THRUST,]] [[RuleOfThree THRUST!]]'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' Review]]
* The intro just shows Link slowly descending with the paraglider.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That's- [[OhCrap OH MY GOD IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!]]"
* [[BrickJoke The return of]] [[CallBack ROCK LAUNCH! HUAH!!]]
** Link doesn't go very far and [[EpicFail ends up rolling around the ground in pain]].
* "I experimented", as Link wears the Gerudo Vai clothes and holds two watermelons to his chest.
* When he announces his [[Franchise/KingdomHearts next marathon,]] all he can do is let out a long sigh, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck telling us all how he feels about playing all those games back to back while discussing their stories.]]
--> '''Johnny''': Get your Darkness Counters ready, I'm gonna go get [[INeedAFreakingDrink a fuckload of booze]] for the type of shit I'm about to step into!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI'' Review]]
* The repeated image of Johnny petting his UsefulNotes/PlayStation2.
* There's a brief scene of Johnny gushing over his favorite Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' characters, which ends when he gets to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]] [[BonusBoss and pleads for the guy to stop kicking him in the dick]].
* While talking about the overall series, he mentions that not every game needs a number after it to be relevant....[[FreezeFrameBonus Except for 358/2 Days, which has too fucking many, as the text says.]]
* Johnny pretends to have trouble lifting one of his Keyblades.
* After giving a rather hefty infodump, we get a scene between Donald and Goofy from Deep Jungle.
-->'''Goofy''': Did you get that?
-->'''Donald''': No.
* Johnny listing the characters from ''Final Fantasy''. When it comes to Squall:
-->'''Squall:''' That's Leon.
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, whatever, Squall!
* While going over how the Disney worlds are mainly just retellings of the stories of those worlds, he mentions how [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Agrabah]] has you keeping Jafar from taking the Genie's lamp only for him to get it anyway, and now you have to deal with Genie!Jafar by [[ButtMonkey smacking the shit out of Iago]].
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KnucklesChaotix'' Review]]
* Johnny prefaces the video by talking about how the Combine Ring powerup from ''Knuckles Chaotix'' reappeared in ''VideoGame/SonicMania'', but before that he talks about the [[SugarWiki/VisualEffectsOfAwesome dazzling graphics]], [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic magnificent soundtrack]], and [[BreadMilkEggsSquick the fact that the Death Egg Robot shows up in Green Hill Zone]] - the final point is followed up by [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] screaming in horror.
* While messing with the infamous ''Sonic Crackers'' prototype, it goes to an isometric perspective. Johnny's response?
-->'''Johnny''': ''Oh,'' [[{{Angrish}} *gibbering sounds*]] '''[[HeroicBSOD Sonic Labyrinth]]?!''' Oh, no no no no no, we're not dealing with ''this'' shit again.
-->*''hits a remote switch [[StuffBlowingUp detonating Sonic Crackers off his TV]] and seamlessly transitioning into Knuckles Chaotix proper''*
* Going over the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Sega 32X]] advertisements, Johnny notices the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rather unsubtle innuendos]] that even the ads [[LampshadeHanging call the reader out on for assuming.]] His response when one asks "What did you think we were talking about, you little degenerate?" [[TemptingFate to yet another joke about placing the 32X ontop of the core console?]]
-->'''Johnny''': ''[[BrutalHonesty Consolefucking.]]'' You were talking about consolefucking.
* The comparisons to other Sonic games don't end: when the [[MacGuffin Chaos Rings]] are brought up, Johnny snaps into brief {{Angrish}} again and promptly tosses ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'' in the trash when he likens them to that game's seven World Rings.
* Johnny snaps a jab at [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Mighty the Armadillo]] for being a painted-over Sonic sprite.
-->'''Johnny''': In Knuckles Chaotix, he's essentially the not!Sonic the Hedgehog. I mean, just look at his spritework, [[TakeThat he's the original Sonic fan character.]]
* When talking about how [[GameBreaker Charmy the Bee breaks the game over his knee,]] the video randomly cuts to (presumably) [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Johnny tapping the game cartridge on the pavement with a hammer repeatedly.]]
* On the topic of [[JokeCharacter Heavy and Bomb]], John mentioned that he could at least get some use out of [[LethalJokeCharacter Heavy]] by picking him up and running into enemies with him. Bomb, on the other hand? All he has to say is [[NoJustNoReaction "No."]]
* Johnny briefly sidetracks into [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Zoidberg]] [[ShoutOut noises]] when demonstrating that the tethered ring system can result in characters just wildly sailing through the air against all laws of physics.
* Johnny clearly praises the changes of scenery between acts of stages.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's like Sonic [=CD=] made sweet love to the [=32X=]! Hell, I could be as loon I want - didn't stop these two assholes from doing it!
-->*''[[CoitusEnsues cue more banging between Sega Genesis and [=32X=]]]''*
* Final boss transforms from a "little blue robot to '''SWEET JESUS'''"
* Noting how both Sonic & Tails show up at the ending.
-->'''Johnny (as Sonic):''' Is it over yet?
-->'''Johnny (as Knuckles):''' Kiss my ass, Sonic!
-->'''Johnny (as Mighty):''' I'm just happy to be here...
* While complimenting the graphics, he mentions that it's even more colorful than ''VideoGame/SonicCD'', before cutting to one of CD's special stages with a psychedelic sky while the theme of ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' plays.
-->'''Johnny:''' And that game was already- ''[[EarWorm THE COLORS FEEL SO BRIIIGHT!]]''
* A color glitch results in a golden Vector, which Johnny jokes to be [[SuperMode Super Vector,]] distant relative to the [[CallBack Big the Cat texture clusterfuck from his Sonic Adventure review.]] Shortly thereafter, he encounters a certain familiar glitched echidna with ashen white skin and red eyes. While fans may know this guy as [[FanNickname Wechnia]], Johnny instead dubs him "Numbles the Coke-fiend."
* How does Johnny compromise to the Kingdom Hearts fans for sidetracking with this review? By [[MemeticMutation photoshopping & Knuckles onto the Kingdom Hearts logo.]]
* When this video was debuted at Too Many Games 2017, the short portion where Johnny talks about ''VideoGame/SegaSonicTheHedgehog'' (the arcade game where Mighty the Armadillo first appeared) ended up being so loud that it drowned out the commentary. John responded to this error by saying "That's what we call a Video Error, by the way!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories'' Review]]
* The review begins with Johnny and his friend Russ first playing ''Kingdom Hearts II'' way back in 2006. Johnny's idea of portraying his 19-year-old self is with a messy afro.
** Also, the whole flashback is in black and white - even though 2006 was just over ten years ago.
** Russ shows a lot of confusion at the things seen in the first three hours of the game, with Johnny continuously saying: "They were in the last game." Which Russ thinks it means the original ''Kingdom Hearts''. It gets to the point where Johnny finally snaps:
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Chain of Memories'', Russ! They're all answered in ''Chain of Memories!'' Jesus! Fuck anime!"
* "Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix Plus Combo Pac'''[[SickeningCrunch KKGH]]'''"
** That hilarious-as-fuck face of Johnny on '''KKGH''' moment.
* Johnny's reason for Sora, Donald, and Goofy camping out? ''Pluto is an asshole.''
* Johnny essentially calls the game "an abridged series of [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment an abridged series]]."
-->'''Johnny''': '''[[MindScrew WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT ONE.]]'''
* While discussing how the player can summon Donald and Goofy via cards, Johnny mentions how Goofy wrecks shit up with his shield attacks, but Donald... not so much.
--> '''Johnny''': [[SarcasmMode Really? You're gonna cast Fire Magic on the guy that uses FIRE.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Will! Eat you!]]
** Complete with Donald being wreathed in flames.
* Comparing the card mechanic to [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh!]] results in this:
--> '''[[LargeHam Johnny:]]''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Draw! Goofy Cardo! Draw! Donald Cardo! Draw! Mickey Cardo!]]''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy'' Review]]
* Johnny lampshades his ScheduleSlip right in the very beginning.
-->'''Johnny:''' Will there ever be a point where I follow ''Kingdom Hearts'' video with another ''Kingdom Hearts'' video?
* Johnny doing the Crash dance along with ''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} on the latter's collaboration video about the same game.
** ''That menacing DeathGlare with filters on'' when Johnny says: "That's how that works."
** Speaking of Caddicarus:
-->'''Caddicarus:''' (''[[ItMakesSenseInContext While covering Johnny's head with a sack]]''} YOUMUPPETYMALICIOUSMONKEY
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SarcasmMode He's such a nice man]]...
* '''OH GOD THESE GAMES ARE OVER TWENTY YEARS OLD'''
* Johnny tries to replicate the running-in-place gig from Crash's dance routine. Unfortunately, his legs are hurt like Hell after that, thanks to Johnny's composure.
* The obnoxious drawback from the first ''Crash Bandicoot'' game - being able to get the Box Gem only in one single life - was finally corrected in ''N.Sane Trilogy'' release. Johnny is quick to gush about this with ''Zoidberg noises'' while Crash himself hilariously deforms in the air.
* Johnny shows that he did the HundredPercentCompletion of the original ''Crash Bandicoot'' more times than necessary.
-->'''Johnny:''' I got nothing left to prove, goddammit! I just wanna '''FUCKING RELAX!'''
-->*''cue Crash getting bombarded with missing boxes''*
** Despite all other tweaks, the platforming can still be '''[[JustForPun N.SANELY N.TENSE]]'''.
** Also, the ''Stormy Ascent'' level which was cut from the original game because it was considered to be too difficult.
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor TOO DIFFICULT. IN CRASH 1. FUCKING HELL.]]'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' Review]]
* The intro has one bit of Sora, Donald, and Goofy dancing almost in time with the music.
* The incredibly abridged summary of the [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI first]] [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories two games]].
* Just as Johnny starts to explain the concept of Nobodies, he says: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Buckle down, boys and girls..."]]
* This bit during the above.
--> '''Johnny''': Where do Namine's memory powers come from?
--> '''Roxas''': [[BigShutUp Shut up!]]
--> '''Johnny''': Well said, Roxas.
* As Johnny discusses how Roxas has resigned to his fate, we get [[MoodWhiplash "HOORAY! Sora, Donald, and Goofy are back!"]]
* Referring to [=DiZ=] as [[TooManyBelts The Walking Belt Buckle]].
* While discussing Axel's role, Johnny takes a second to laugh at the [[AccidentalPun quick line about him having a change of heart]].
* It's a bit amusing hearing Johnny lament on how the series takes itself so seriously despite him wanting them to give the occasional MythologyGag from time to time.
* Johnny admits the only reason he considers himself even a casual fan is because of the Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' fan service.
--> '''Johnny''': You should have seen my face when [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Setzer]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Vivi]] showed up, and when Hades called up [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Auron]], oh my god [[TheImmodestOrgasm I needed a change of pants!]]
** This culminates in his brief gushing over ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''.
* Donald and Goody, the result of a typo in the original game's manual.
* Supplementing [[ThatOneLevel Atlantica]] with footage from Film/TheAddamsFamily.
* "Next week is August 15. [[CallBack You know what that means...]] [[BaitAndSwitch Ben Affleck's birthday. Happy birthday, you son of a bitch!"]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicMania'' Review]]
* When stating the plot of the game, he makes a passing comment of how sporadic he is with his Kingdom Hearts reviews
--> '''Johnny''': So in a journey across time and space... Sora, Donald, and Goof- [[BaitAndSwitch -ahem, sorry,]] Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles...
* He tries to remain normal for a majority of the review, but by the end of it, he puts the nostalgia glasses on and doesn't take them off, going full MotorMouth with everything he likes and callbacks to his old Sonic reviews. Also counts as a Heartwarming moment to see Johnny so damn ''euphoric''!
* His reaction to Knuckles & Knuckles mode.
--> '''Johnny''': [[CallBack One's a beatnik, one's a Rastafarian!]]
* Writing his channel's logo in rings with Debug Mode while also skipping Chemical Plant zone because he doesn't like the Mean Bean Machine boss.
* ''The entire fanboy diatribe at the end'' is chock-full of pure happiness and contains just as much RapidFireComedy in itself...
-->'''Johnny:''' Sonic Mania is a nostalgia-filled love letter to old fans, but can be a tad alienating and maybe even slightly confusing to newcomers as far as visual appeal goes. That said, seeing as I AM a longtime fan... *''excited squealing''* '''JESUS CHRIST, THIS GAME LOOKS INCREDIBLE!''' The color palette is so rich, there's so many more frames of animation! Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all look so great - oh, it's GREAT to see them like this again! Where's my Saturn release? ''I'LL BUY TWENTY!'' And the music, Tee my man... Holy shit, this soundtrack is like my next cup of coffee laced with '''COCAINE!''' All the remixes of the old zones are top notch, and the music for the new zones is ''SO'' '''FUCKING''' '''''GOOD!''''' Press Garden Act 2 - God'''DAMN''', I love this stage: it's so serene, and the music - EEEAAAAH! The controls are perfect: none of [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4 Sonic 4]]'s stop-and-go bullshit, I roll down hills and loops, and I go faster and faster, and there's actual fucking flow to my movements! ''BLUE SPHERE!'' Oh, it's GOOD seeing this come back! We got layouts returning from ''VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles'', and we got some brand new layouts- [[BreathlessNonSequitur I fucking missed the Perfect]] again for the fifth time, but I got plenty more chances to get those medals! AND THE MEDALS! Ooh, I can unlock a SoundTest and listen to these songs like in Sonic CD, and ''DEBUG MODE IS BACK'''! I can make stupid shit with rings and end stages early because '''FUCK PUYO PUYO!'' Knuckles & Knuckles! [[CallBack One's a beatnik, one's a Rastafarian!]] Is that the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Death Egg Robot]] in Green Hill Zone? '''''THERE IS NO GOD!!''''' HOLY SHIT, BALOOKLALOOK- Its ME who's riding the Egg-O-Matic! '''EAT SHIT, ROBOTNIK!!!''' I can use a [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog3 Flame Shield]] in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Oil Ocean!]] Oh my God, '''''I CAN SET THE OIL ON FIRE!''''' [[CallBack I've always wondered what would happen if you threw a match into this place since my old Sonic 2 review, and they answered that! THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING ANSWERED THAT!]] '''''[[Music/ArthurBrown I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!]]''''' SUPER SONIC! YEAH, I can comfortably grab all the Chaos Emeralds and abuse this son of a bitch JUST LIKE BEFORE, and I also don't have to worry about hearing the [[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles invincibility theme loop]] every 5 Goddamn seconds - seriously, that shit was '''THE WORST!''' Just don't transform near a spinning drum- Knuckles, what the fuck are you doing? Tails - you too, is this a fucking trend?! And where's your '''''[[CallBack FLICKY ARMY OF DEATH?]]''''' Sonic, cut that shit out! Yeah, I ran into a few collision issues here and there, but it rarely affected my total experience and maybe that too is a call back to ''VideoGame/SonicCD'' on the Sega CD! JESUS, THIS GAME-
--> *''cut to Johnny''*
--> ...is a textbook example of [[PanderingToTheBase nostalgic pandering]], but I DON'T FUCKING CARE! ''Sonic Mania'' is amazing, you should GO FUCKING BUY IT, '''SHOW SEGA WHERE THE MONEY IS, AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL LEAD TO MORE ORIGINAL SHIT!''' It's like ''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy''! I LOVE THAT GAME! Just how I love Sonic Mania! Fu- what are you waiting for?! Go fucking buy- I'll see you in ''Kingdom Hearts''! GO BUY- '''''GO FUCKING-'''''
--> *''cut to credits''* '''DAMN, THIS IS SO GOOD...'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'' Review]]
* Not in this video itself, but in the first Kingdom Hearts video, there's a brief shot of the Kingdom Hearts timeline, and even though Johnny says not every game needs a number after it to be the main title, [[FreezeFrameBonus a subtitle appears under this game reading "Except this one, which has too fucking many".]]
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': So do we get some sort of characterization for the rest of the Organization members? [[BaitAndSwitch NOPE!]]
* At one point, Johnny refers to himself as a "sexual can of Spam".
* Johnny admitting to falling asleep while on a Neverland mission.
* Hoping that Axel, Xion and Roxas would get diabetes after eating truckloads of ice cream over the course of the game.
** Even Johnny admits his dislike for a particular line in the game by simply saying: "That line, though? Sucks." [[DontExplainTheJoke Yeah, you all know the line.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'' Review]]
* Johnny's [[SelfDeprecation jab]] at his own ScheduleSlip regarding the ''Kingdom Hearts'' marathon constantly being interrupted by other games.
--> '''Johnny''': Could it be? I'm following a ''Kingdom Hearts'' video with another ''Kingdom Hearts'' video? What is this, some sort of marathon?
* The cover gives us this gem:
--> '''Johnny''': Don't know who these other two are, but why is Roxas here?
* Johnny figures that if Xehanort wants to find Ventus's body in Castle Oblivion, he'll have to get past that card battle mechanic.
** Of course, there's also the whole "To find is to lose and lose is to find" memory wiping thing.
* As a nice callback, after Johnny gives a lengthy explanation about why Roxas looks like Ventus due to the latter taking refuge in Sora's heart and Roxas taking on Ventus's appearance, we get this:
-->'''Goofy''': Did you get that?
-->'''Donald''': No.
* The return of the ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' alarm.
* Johnny's remarks about how the game doesn't even try to hide the fact that [[ObviouslyEvil Master Xehanort is the bad guy.]] ''Especially'' the delivery of these lines, complete with close-ups on Xehanort's face:
-->'''Johnny:''' [Terra's] inner darkness gets out of hand for a second, which I'm sure Master Xehanort would know nothing about, because ''just fucking look at him!!!''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''(about the disappearance of Xehanort and the appearance of the Unversed)'' Hoping the two aren't connected, to which I say, "What do you fucking think???", Eraquis sends Terra and Aqua to check on the situation.
* Johnny mentioning that the reason Master Xehanort wants to start another Keyblade War...was because he was curious.
-->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[WhatAnIdiot What are you, fucking stupid?!]]
* "And if you think it couldn't get any worse for the man, we've still got the game's climax." Cue [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]] laughing while wearing a Disney hat.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidSamusReturns'' Review]]
* One bit of the theme song has Samus descending an elevator, with the theme music acting like elevator music.
* While showing off the game's exclusive Amibos, Johnny spends a few seconds poking the Metroid Amibo while saying "Give me Hyper Beam".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsCoded'' Review]]
* After the intro, Johnny doesn't even introduce the game. He just stares at the camera for a few seconds while holding his DS.
* "We get a re-tread of a re-tread of a re-tread! What in the blue fuck?..."
* The entire Spaceballs bit when Mickey and company find themselves digitized in the journal.
* Due to the fact that the game tries to turn the word "hurt" into a noun, Johnny mentions how the game's writing "fills him with hurt".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'' Review]]
* How does Johnny start this review? By asking his viewers to join him for one last trip to hell.
* At one point, there's a random clip of some guy getting hit by a machine that keeps slapping him while he's trying to sleep.
* Johnny doesn't like the [[ScrappyMechanic drop meter]], and while in the middle of discussing it, he suddenly drops....Into an WebVideo/AntDude video. Anthony continues as though nothing happened until HE drops, and Johnny has just enough time to take a drink of coffee while [[FlippingTheBird flipping off the drop meter]] before he can potentially drop again.
* This line:
-->'''Johnny''': This game has time travel. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''disgusted sigh'']]
* To round out both the video and the marathon, Johnny takes a few seconds to poke fun at [[ScheduleSlip how he kept getting distracted by other games in between.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicForces'' Review]]
* There's something oddly humorous about seeing Johnny's first avatar wearing a dapper-looking tuxedo while also having this [[ThousandYardStare dead look in his eyes.]]
* Johnny takes a moment out of the story recap to point out the stupidity of the [=PS4=]'s warning about gameplay recording being blocked during certain scenes.
* The [[BrickJoke return of the]] [[Film/AceVenturaPetDetective "War is hell" scene.]]
* Upon showing off his new avatar, Johnny names her "Cat The Blaze".
--> '''Johnny''': I had to fill the gap somehow.
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': [[ContinuitySnarl What is coherency in this franchise?]]
* Johnny decides to nickname Infinite [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 "Mephiles]] [[DisappointedByTheMotive with an even lamer backstory".]]
* He names his third avatar Frank, [[BadAssInANiceSuit a guy with a great fashion sense]] [[ThousandYardStare but has seen the end of days]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and likes to lurk under your bed while reciting lyrics from Guns N Roses songs.]]
--> '''Johnny''': [[DefensiveWhat What?]]
* In a bit of CaptionHumor, Johnny adds a picture of Super Sonic, saying he's future DLC, along with [[OffModel Sanic]] shirts.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}: The Woolies Strike Back'' Review]]
* "What the actual shit?" at the beginning.
* Bubsy didn't had any pounce attack before because "you know, HE'S A FUCKING BOBCAT".
* Johnny's infuriation by Bubsy's talking during the game which culminates with this:
-->'''Bubsy:''' Double Pounce! Multi-Pounce! Ultra Pounce!\\
'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
* For Johnny, the new Bubsy game itself being worth $30 is fucking laughable.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'' Review]]
* This video is full of nods and callbacks to the Mario 64 review, and it starts right from the very beginning.
--> '''Mario''': Hey, are you ready to Mario-cise?
--> '''Johnny''': Mother of God...
* There's a bit of the intro with Mario, dressed as Luigi, and Pauline dancing seemingly in time with the theme music.
** [[BrickJoke This bit returns for the end credits.]]
* When Johnny start talking about the possession ability, we suddenly cut to [[Film/TheExorcist the vomiting scene from The Exorcist.]]
* While possessing a Cheep-Cheep, [[CallBack Johnny runs into Unagi's]] [[AlwaysABiggerFish bigger, scarier cousin, Maw-Ray]]. Maw-Ray [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} lets out the same roar Unagi did,]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and when we cut back to Johnny, all we see is his hat on the now empty couch, as he has clearly run for the hills.]]
--> '''Mario''': That's a moray! Get it? A moray eel? I made a funny.
--> '''Johnny (offscreen)''': FUCK YOU!
* One scene has Johnny possessing a Moe-Eye and just staring at the screen for a few seconds.
* When Johnny starts talking about the alternate outfits Mario can purchase, he shows off the NES golf outfit, upon which [[Music/JamesBrown "Living In America"]] starts playing. The Mario head decides that that was his idea of showing off American advertisements, before randomly doing his impression of an airplane.
* Johnny is absolutely ecstatic when he finds out he can possess Hammer Brothers and Charging Chucks.
--> '''Gilbert Gottfried''': WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
--> '''Johnny (absolutely giddy)''': That's me! He's talking about me!
* Several scenes involve Mario running around in nothing but his swim shorts and the hat, which comes to a head when he's running around in the swim short sand aviator cap while running around New Donk City.
--> '''Johnny''': Ah shit, Grandpa got out of the attic again! Grandpa, no, that's not your Vespa! Someone get him off that thing before he gets someone -- Oh, I'm so sorry! What the hell are you doing, Grandpa?! '''(that last scene as Mario's hopping around a snow level in nothing but his shorts)'''
* Johnny sees Poochy and has the appropriate reaction.
--> Oh fuck.
** And then he yells at Poochy when he [[spoiler:hooks him with the Lakitu]].
--> GODDAMN IT POOCHY!
* When Johnny starts talking about how the Cappy hat doesn't fit his head, Mario chimes in with this:
--> '''Mario''': Hey, you got a good joke for Mario?
--> '''Johnny''': Your face!
** And then, when Johnny signs off, the Mario head just floats away. Johnny just walks off, completely done with this shit.
* [[Film/AustinPowers ”Goooooooooold~”]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' Review]]
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Cuphead'' is pretty fucking challenging... definitely not the kind of game I would recommend to those looking for a comfortable spring time breeze, it's more suitable to those that enjoy harsh winter's ball-kicking!
-->*''Cue the video where one guy is [[VisualPun literally kicking the balls of another during winter]]''*
** Of course, Johnny decides to play this game solo because no one would like to "get kicked in the dick repeatedly" along with him.
-->*''Cue the same video where guys screaming their asses off in tremendous pain''*
* "Classic mentality during the boss battles". The one that makes Johnny say:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just one more time, just one more time, I'll get you this time, motherfucker!
** '''[[CaptionHumor FUCKMEIMGONNADIE]]'''
* "[[RhymesOnADime A delightful ensemble of energetic jazz and swing that kinda makes you wanna dance and sing]]"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' Review]]
* Yet another name [[RunningGag gives Johnny problems with the correct pronounciation]]: '''Jonas Kaerlev'''. And yet, he still takes some liberties by calling him ''Jonas Kevlar''.
* Johnny's utter glee at the fact that he can get [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast the hookshot]].
* Noting that this game contains [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} the balls of yarn]] that are actually useful.
-->'''Johnny (to Bubsy):''' Take some notes, you [[ClusterFBomb fucking fuck]]!
-->'''Johnny (a bit later, still to Bubsy)''': Still taking notes down? Good... you fuck.
!![[AC:''Go, Diego, Go!: Great Dinosaur Rescue'' Review]]
* This '''entire damn episode''' is full of funny moments. First off, the intro only lasts for about a second, before cutting to Johnny sitting on the couch, drinking a cup of coffee and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck sighing in defeat.]]
* [[CallBack Much like last time, Johnny is confused as to why THIS is the first game in the Donator's Marathon.]]
* Dora the Explorer - or as the Personal Wiki labels it, "Dora the Motherfucking Explorer."
* Johnny comparing the stills on the title screen to looking like something ripped off an old America Online page.
* Upon sitting through the logos and seeing High Voltage Software logo, which is shaped like a "Danger: High Voltage" sign, Johnny abruptly chucks the game in fear.
-->'''Johnny''': Damn! These guys don't fuck around...
* Upon seeing Diego and Alicia literally jump back through time, he wonders if Diego's mom fucked a TARDIS.
** And then... ''he hears dinosaurs speaking Spanish language:''
--> '''Johnny''': They were a pretty advanced race for their time. Pity about them going extinct, though...
* ''This'':
--> '''Johnny''': [[ShapedLikeItself Maia the Maiasaura]]. Very original name there: they also have Rex the T-Rex or Steggy the Stegosaurus?
** Complete with the dinosaurs wearing top hats.
* Maia blocks Troodons' path with a large rock instead of, as Johnny puts it, "just fucking bash their skulls with a damn thing."
* "Diego and his pet... jaguar? HOLY SHIT"
* [[TooDumbToLive "There's this one dinosaur that can't reach the top of this tree to eat some leaves]], and Diego needs to ''tell him'' to stand on his hind legs in order to do so. [[LampshadeHanging You're telling me how the fuck did he survive that long without knowing that?]]"
** Immediately after that:
-->'''Alicia:''' Look, Diego! That triceratops is stuck in the tar pit!\\
'''Johnny''' [[MotorMouth Oh, fuck that guy. I'm sorry, read the books: you're a lost cause, then...]]
* When Johnny gets to a segment where he has to stomp the ground to make some Troodon think it's an earthquake, he points out that the Troodon are looking ''right at Diego and Maia's fucking faces'', and that should be the end of the game right there, complete with the raptor scene from Jurassic Park.
** The Jurassic Park thing returns for another segment, only this time the "Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word!" thing.
* Chasing the ''fucking T-Rex'' by making [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Richard Nixon impressions.]]
* Apparently, Diego has driver's license:
-->'''Johnny:''' How old is this kid again? ''8?!'' Oh fuck, Mexico is hardcore as shit!
* [[WhatTheHellHero "You can't just go messing with shit in the past, Diego!]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You may helping the dinosaurs, but you just fucked the ecosystem, buddy!"]]
* When talking about the motion controls, Johnny points out the little icon in the lower left side of the screen.
--> '''Johnny''': That guy right there is really shoveling the shit out of that dirt. And woah! Okay, I'll shimmy to climb up some vines, [[ItMakesSenseInContext but I ain't spanking my own ass to further your agenda, you sick fucks!]]
** [[BrickJoke He still shows them off during the credits, including the one where he has to smack his ass.]]
** Then again, Johnny shows that you ''don't even have to do the movements as intended'': just shake the Remote. What really sells it is the epic bored look on his face.
* Calling the collectable badges "Ego Scout Badges".
* The game's end credits screen just has a black void in the background, so Johnny edits in [[Film/JurassicPark the T-Rex eating the lawyer.]]
!![[AC:''Dragon Power'' ([[{{Bowdlerize}} or rather,]] [[Manga/DragonBall Dragon Ball: Shenron no Nazo]][[labelnote:explanation]]Dragon Ball: Mystery of Shenron[[/labelnote]]) Review]]
* Johnny brings up the Harmony Gold dub, complete with the infamous scene where Korin calls himself "Whiskers the Wonder Cat."
* Him making fun of Bulma's (sorry, [[DubNameChange Nora's]]) mouth movements by overlapping it with [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} "Wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah"]].
** She still sounds like that in TheStinger.
* The reasoning that the translators for the game thought the Dragon Balls were actually a dragon's "balls," just like what Goku did in the original manga.
* Referring to Buyon as [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Jabba the Hutt]].
* When talking about the well-known scene where Master Roshi (sorry, [[DubNameChange the Hermit]]) asks to see Nora's panties, it's instead changed to burgers and sandwiches. The following scene involves the Hermit being surrounded by sandwiches and is implied to still have a {{Nosebleed}}.
--> '''Johnny:''' Did we just witness a burger orgy?
** Later: "(Goku's health) starts at a reasonable 100, but it'll soon drain faster than the Hermit with a Big Mac."
* [[ThatOneBoss Every single boss in the game is a war of attrition...]] except for [[ButtMonkey Yamcha]] (sorry, [[DubNameChange Lancer]]).
--> '''Johnny:''' The next time someone asks you what Yamcha's spirit animal is, you don't say "wolf," you say "[[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Toad Man]]."
!![[AC:''VideoGame/NarutoClashOfNinja'' Review]]
* As Johnny's about to introduce the video, he gets a call from Elliot informing him that the new SGB video is ready to go. When Johnny mentions that he's reviewing this game, Elliot uses a teleport-jutsu to appear in a puff of smoke, scaring the hell out of Johnny.
-->'''Johnny:''' '''''What the fuck?!'''''
** [[BookEnds He does it again at the end.]]
* Johnny wonders if the overly repeated "Believe it" is Naruto's catch phrase; Elliot comments that Johnny is about 10 years too late on that observation.
* [[DoubleTake Johnny has to stop one of his comments about the game to question why Naruto suddenly turned into a woman.]]
* Since Elliot's already here, Johnny decides to let him pick a game from the donator's box. The first thing Elliot sees upon seeing it? "This thing is dusty as shit."
* Elliot leaves the same way he came in, interrupting Johnny's outro line and nearly making him spill his coffee.
--> '''Johnny''': '''''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!'''''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EnterTheMatrix'' Review]]
* Throughout the review, Johnny does his best Morpheus impression, complete with sunglasses.
-->'''Johnny''': Greetings. Welcome back. I must apologize for the wait; I've been a little... preoccupied. (''takes off sunglasses and turns off Matrix Code filter; in normal voice)'' No, on a serious note, I hate this time of the year, planning for cons-- PAX East, [=MomoCon=], [=TooManyGames=], not to mention it's tax season, and that's always a f-- (''puts sunglasses back on, filter reactivates'')
* Johnny actually got two versions of the game from different fans.
-->'''Johnny''': If I look at the [=GameCube=] version, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and you believe what you want to believe. If I look at the [=PlayStation=] 2 version, you ''stay'' in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
-->(''camera pans toward [=GameCube=] version'')
-->'''Johnny''': (''nods'') Very well. (''inserts disc into [=GameCube=] and turns on the power'')
-->(''the main menu is shown; graphics and audio glitch, then an error message is displayed'')
-->'''Johnny''': (''in normal voice'') Welp, looks like we're staying in Wonderland...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable'' Review]]
* Johnny lists the things that Stanley can do in this game.
-->'''Johnny:''' You can open and close doors, you can can turn computer monitors on and off and push buttons to maybe open a secret passage, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick or stop a cardboard baby from getting incinerated!]]
** An achievement... for the ''jump''. "Yeah, no shit!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' Review]]
* Johnny's theme song goes on as normal, until we see footage of Johnny fighting a boss and dying.
* Referring to one of the bosses as [[CallBack a chunky-chunk fuck.]]
* "[[CaptionHumor I have no idea what I'm doing here, so fuck it]]"
* A particular moment occurs at the end, where Johnny claims that there is something that is far more difficult and horrifying compared to making the review, and that is... [[spoiler: raising [[MoodWhiplash his new newborn kitten, Selene.]]]]
** Adding to the humor is when [[spoiler: Johnny tries to bro-fist Selene after inviting her to the family.]]
-->'''Johnny''': That's the beginning of our friendship, Selene. Gimme a bro fist!
-->[[spoiler:'''Selene''': Meow... (''kitten turns away'')]]
-->'''Johnny''': OK, you'll do it later...
* Instead of the usual credits theme at the end of the episode, we got the "Sun-Worshipper" monologue from George Carlin himself.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/BloodstainedCurseOfTheMoon'' Review]]
* Johnny notes how the castle at the distance resembles a human hand.
* Unlike all the members of Belmont Clan, Zangetsu is able to jump on stairs. Unfortunately, he can't jump off them when needed. That's the reason why Johnny notes that Zangetsu practices safety protocols... selectively.
* "Old-school, unforgiving, miserable [[RunningGag knockback]]".
* Zangetsu can ''kill his would-be companions'' upon meeting them - and he gets their powers in return! No wonder why Johnny is quick to call him an asshole.
* At one point, Johnny uses the soundtrack from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse''. And it ''surprisingly fits well''... that is, until he falls into the bottomless pit by accident.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastleCrashers'' Review]]
* Honest Biggums interrupts Johnny playing with his kitten with a phone call.
* Honest Biggums gets 2 title cards, one with his real name and one with the name Johnny gives him, "Big Gums".
** And despite Biggums' pleas, Johnny keeps calling him "Big Gums" throughout the review.
* The credits have Johnny's character headbanging while Biggums' character is doing an Irish jig.
* Johnny is playing with Selene the kitty throughout the video, culminating in:
-->'''Johnny''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Asshole's right at the camera]].
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX'' Review]]
* Johnny's observation of Dr. Cain's computer at the intro screen in general.
-->'''Johnny''': HOLY shit, over 32,000 TERABYTES of memory? This motherfucker's got the entirety of Pornhub in there, god damn!
** "Probably 20 [=USB=]-ports up his ass or some other shit"
** Johnny comparing the bright, colourful and happy atmosphere of Mega Man Classic and its generally kid-friendly protagonist to starting up X for the first time, reading all his schematics and Dr. Light's warning message and learning that '''THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL KILL YOU'''
* "Hey, how's it going, everybody? Yeah, I'm Sigma, hey!"
* "The world is not yet ready for this sleeping technology, but they were perfectly okay with [[VideoGame/MegaMan8 Clown Man]]"
* Johnny's reaction to the Hadouken requirements:
-->'''Johnny''': Dr. Light, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[VideoGame/MegaMan8 That's a good question]].
* Killing Vile with a [[MotorMouth "Yeahhadoukentothefacemotherfucker!"]]
* Johnny looks at the iPhone port. [[https://youtu.be/53tx2gZ9Qzg?t=1006 His smile and optimism: gone.]]
** [[spoiler: [[Film/HarryPotterandtheDeathlyHallowsPart2 Voldemort]]: “EH HEH HEH!”]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX2 and VideoGame/MegaManX3'' Review]]
* "WOOOOOOAAAAAAH" with a precious shots of wireframe objects.
* Palpatine's laugh returns once again when Johnny mentions that Mavericks are planning to "turn Zero to the Dark Side".
* Johnny's guesses about Zero's creator:
-->'''Johnny:''' Could it be Dr. Cain? Dr. Light? Perhaps [[RunningGag Willy]]?\\
''*cue the laughter from a certain MadScientist*''
* Johnny's guesses about X's eradication of his old weapons:
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck is that about? Did he leave them in the wash? Did he outgrow them, or [[Film/Deadpool2016 leave them in his duffel bag?]]\\
'''Certain Merc with a Mouth (with photoshopped head of X):''' GODDAMMIT!!!
* Johnny's reaction to the awesome armor upgrades of X2:
-->'''Johnny:''' Dr. Light, where the fuck was this shit earlier?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[RunningGag That's a good question]].
* As Johnny notes to his amusement, the Sigma Virus wireframe graphic at the end of ''x2'' kept his wacky Stallone lip from ''X1'' intact.
* While watching the intro of UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of X3, Johnny notes one shot in which Dr. Doppler can't keep his mouth closed.
-->''*cue certain [[MemeticMutation goat scream*]]''
* "X must destroy Zero." ({{Beat}}) "I'm sorry, wha-"
** For those wondering, [[DontExplainTheJoke this was a translation error, and the original text simply said that X is destined to fight Zero one day.]]
* Johnny's explanation of Zero being so limited of use in X3? "He's on his union break, motherfucker!"
** Surprisingly, he doesn't even mention the fact that Zero is unavailable for the rest of the game if he dies once.
* "Dr. Light, wha- what're you doing? Why you're being an abusive father now?"
* The reaction to Bit and Byte's [[FusionDance combined form]]'s [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard name]]: "Godkarmachine O Ina- '''OH WOW'''"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX4'' Review]]
* The montage of all the "questionable" voice acting in this game, which ends with this:
-->'''Zero''': WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!?!?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[RunningGag That's a good question]].
* While mentioning [[ColonyDrop the Sky Lagoon]] crashing into Earth, Johnny inserts the clip "Oh, shit...".
* The fact that neither Zero nor the Repliforce Colonel are willing to actually calm down and talk their situation out like Iris would want because '''HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE'''
* The Repliforce fighters have to escape to the only place where they will be safe from Maverick Hunters...
-->'''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3 Premier Cherdenko:]]''' SPACE!
* Johnny doesn't feel anything about Iris' death in general, mostly due to her and Zero's relationship feeling very [[StrangledByTheRedString forced.]] Summed up by this quote:
-->'''Johhny:''' Fuck it, maybe I've gone Maverick...
* Johnny saying that Sigma had a memory lapse after reminding Zero that he was the commander of the Maverick Hunters - and Zero was a Maverick in the first place; yet the dialogue afterwards says that he was "surprised" that Zero was a Maverick himself.
-->'''Sigma:''' Where's that Red Maverick that wiped out Gamma's unit?
-->'''Johnny (as Sigma):''' Wait, Zero! You were a Maverick?!
** Justified because Sigma "really got his shit wrecked" at that time.
* When Johnny mentions the two separate arm parts, he believes that he "finally caught Dr. Light's messages on a good day."
* Johnny is not particularly fond of the charge shot sound because it overlaps the stage music with '''WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'''...
** The near-perfect delivery of this sound is what really sells it.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX5 and VideoGame/MegaManX6'' Review]]
* Johnny's reason for playing X5's original UsefulNotes/PlayStation version and not the recently released ''X Legacy Collection 2'' version [[note]] Aside for some glitches on the Switch [[/note]]? He liked the localized name ''Duff [=McWhalen=]'' more than original ''Tidal Whale''.
* His reaction to the infamous Squid Adler landchaser section's cheap shot (as in Johnny has a fraction of a second to jump or else ride right into a death pit before the game finishes saying "READY?" at him) is a deadpan "Nope I sure wasn't!"
* Johnny's confusion about the X5's Parts mechanic results with this:
-->'''Johnny:''' Did you catch any of that?
** Which is overlaid by Douglas' (sorry, [[RunningGag Doglas]]') frowned face.
* This bit at the end of plot synopsis (X5):
-->'''Johnny''': Do you remember Dynamo? The fuck happened to him?
* When Johnny brings up X5's call-backs to past Mega Man games (Classic series and X alike), he makes one of his own by mentioning the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING]] [[CallBack SHADOW DEVIL]]'''.
* Calling Gate's PoweredArmor "Sentai Gear".
* His reaction to the infamous "I hid myself while I tried to repair myself" bullshit is to [[SarcasmMode explain]] why Zero's alive again in ''X6''.
* Johnny compares Mega Man X6 with VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 in terms of limitless game-breaking possibilities. What really sells it is this sarcastic comment he gives afterwards:
-->'''Johnny''': That ain't an accolade, for the record: [[SelfDeprecation that's just me being a stubborn dumbass]].
* Johnny rants at the end of the episode. Then realization comes:
-->'''Johnny''': ''Oh shit! The camera's still on!''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManXtreme'' and ''VideoGame/MegaManXtreme2'' Review]]
* One of the intro cutscenes of ''Xtreme 1'' depicts X as if he is sleeping while standing.
* Making fun of Vile's Japanese name, even calling him [[Franchise/StarWars Vava Fett]] afterwards.
* Sigma's "cat-like grin".
* Johnny gets annoyed while fighting the double-headed sphinx boss in ''Xtreme 2'':
-->'''Johnny''': Seriously, fuck this guy! Who designed this dickhead? The guys who made ''VideoGame/MegaManAndBass''?
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX7'' Review]]
* When Johnny hears ''who'' voices Axl, he can't help but cringe.
* Comparing the whole thing about Axl between the Maverick Hunters and Red Alert to a child custody case, [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmxZP3VVAAEjl4u.jpg complete with a picture.]]
* Johnny claims that this game is under the definition of Meandering. Cut to a page showing it with the following:
-->"holy fuck, Megaman X7 is meandering."
-->''synonyms'': slow-motion, knee-deep in mud, stuck in a mouse trap
-->''antonyms'': literally anything else
* [[{{Padding}} Johnny has to chew the game out for constantly asking him if he's sure he wants to save after choosing the Save function and for]] [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper Alia]] [[{{Padding}} constantly reminding him about what his chips do.]]
* Feel lucky you never heard of Flame Hyenard before? Cue Johnny showing a montage of the infamous "BURN TO THE GROUND!".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX8'' Review]]
* While Johnny is happy that weapon upgrades are shared among the three main characters, he can't help but notice "the lack of proper English" on "Weapon Get" screen:
-->'''Johnny''': Oh shit, now it feels like I'm collecting Shine Sprites from VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine!
** To compound this, he plays the Super Mario Sunshine victory music over this screen, which is then followed with a zoom-in on Zero and [[MemeticMutation WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?]] playing.
* Judging the return of Vile - who the game tries to pretend has been X and Zero's arch-nemesis for the longest time, despite his only appearances apart from this game being ''way back in X1 and X3'':
-->'''Johnny''': "Arch-nemesis", my ass!
* The heroes's faces never emote past "I-think-I-left-my-wallet-in-the-taxi-cab" sort of expression.
* Comparing Palette's hair piece to someone ripping a stapler in half and slapping it on her head.
** Speaking of the rest of female Navigators, we get this:
-->'''Johnny''': They gave Alia boobs now, because I guess it wasn't obvious enough that she was a girl before. And this new Navigator, Layer - I mean, [[CovertPervert I love a good underboob]], - but this is a bit much...
* There's a bit where Johnny is just repeatedly shooting a miniboss as Axl to gather chips, if only so he can highlight just how easy it can be to rack up the money.
* When he encounters a certain type of enemy:
-->'''Johnny''': These things are more expendable than the Servbots from Mega Man Legends!
* While looking over the ''Legacy Collections'' in general, Johnny makes note of their product gallery, and how it painstakingly details all the books and toys this subseries got over the years. Of course, he also has a chuckle at the Mega Armor Series "Iron Buster" X figure - and how he has a helmet on that's way too big for his head, looking more like a goofy cosplayer. The second chuckle comes from one of the books it lists - ''Maverick Report'', the front cover of which decided to play up X's conflicted nature by having him [[SingleTear crying on the cover.]]
** Johnny also goes over the Collections' ''Rookie Hunter'' mode for new players. He does it by comparing the damage done by enemy collision in the original ''Mega Man X3'':
--> *''loses almost half of his life bar''* Fuck...
** ...to the damage done by the same factor with ''Rookie Hunter'' mode turned on:
--> *''loses a fraction of his life bar this time''* Much better.
** Compounding this, Johnny asks his fans to give the Collections a try... and attempts to appeal to their good nature by asking them not to "make X cry" while showing the cover of ''Maverick Report'' again.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan11'' Review]]
* This is what Johnny tells about the Arc Weldy's sad expression:
-->'''Johnny''': Fuck, man... I'd relate so goddamn much, [[MoodWhiplash but now I gotta shoot you. You're in my way...]]
* In the present, Light regrets the decision he made about Wily's Double Gear System in the past. But...
-->'''Johnny''': Too late for that, buddy: you fucked him, dude!\\
''*[[RunningGag cue the laughter from Wily]]*''
* "[[DoNotTauntCthulhu You don't taunt super happy fun balls, motherfucker!]]"
* Trying to get Energy Tank in Bounce Man's stage ''while bouncing back-and-forth'':
-->'''Johnny (furiously)''': [[MotorMouth CONFOUNDTHESEBALLOONS]][[INeedAFreakingDrink IJUSTWANTMYDAMNENERGYDRINK]]
* "Look at Auto and Roll there, hiding in the back: that's the taste of fear!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManXCommandMission'' Review]]
* Johnny sums up the game's plot before the full synopsis by taking the box of the original X game and ''literally stretching it out'' - complete with a goofy sound effect.[[note]]The game's plot is basically the same as any standard Mega Man X game (except Sigma is not a bad guy this time around, 'cause he's absent), just lengthened to fit a long RPG rather than a short platformer.[[/note]]
* When Colonel Redips is revealed to be BigBad all along: unenthusiastic '''DUM-DUM-DUUUM'''
* Referring to Cinnamon as "[[Franchise/FinalFantasy White Mage]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]." ''Twice''.
* Johnny wondering if the Reploids [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots can have robo-children by fucking]].
* X doing Music/MichaelJackson's pose. ("Aaow!")
* The advertisements at the end of this episode also have moments:
** One of the shirts that Johnny requested has his - as he put it - "[[SelfDeprecation shit-eating]]" face.
** CallBack to ''Sonic Mania'': referring to Tee Lopes as "sexy motherfucker".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/HauntedCastle'' and ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaChronicles'' Review]]
* To start with, Johnny's utter bafflement at how many ports there are of Castlevania 1....[[HypocriticalHumor Even though this is coming from the guy who owns way too many copies and ports of the original Sonic the Hedgehog.]]
-->'''Johnny''': It's like some unwritten law where every time a new system comes out they have to put the original game on there.
* From the Haunted Castle portion:
** When Johnny starts playing and sees the amount of damage a single zombie can do, the only thing he can say is a half-shocked "Shit".
** Like with Dark Souls, the theme song is interrupted by Johnny dying, only this time with Simon's death scream and the Game Over music.
** His interpretations of the goofy expressions Dracula has on both the advertisements and the game's title screen, ranging from "What the fuck is that smell?" to "What's this I got here? What is that?"
** Johnny can't help but note that the opening to this game is note for note the opening to Ghosts 'n Goblins. Simon[=/=]Arthur is hanging out with Serena[=/=]Prin-Prin but then that lousy Dracula[=/=]Satan kidnaps her.
-->'''Johnny (as Dracula)''': 'Sup, bitch?
** Simon's walk cycle.
-->'''Johnny''': I wouldn't call this a Belmont Strut, it's more like a "Belmont Stomach Cramp". He ain't looking for his wife - he's looking for the nearest public restroom...
** Noting that Simon's damage animation makes it look like he's about to start break dancing.
** And speaking of odd postures, there's Johnny's replication of how Simon looks on the map screen, complete with his back turned, half-squatted and goofily holding a cross out in front of him.
-->'''Johnny (non-chalantly)''': It's like, what the fuck is this? Who does this shit?
** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The odd, random bit where he's transported to another dimension and fights some harpies, noting that it never happens again after that.]]
** Also, noting that Dracula's final form deflates like a balloon. ''Complete with a goofy sound''.
* From the Castlevania Chronicles portion:
** Calling the Castlevania Judgement version of Simon [[Manga/DeathNote "Buff Light Yagami".]]
** At first, it sounds like he's praising the game, given how much he seems to gush about the graphics and the music... [[BaitAndSwitch before suddenly yelling:]] '''"FUCK THIS GAME"'''.
** The jittery mouth of a particular monster.
** Speaking of the music, Johnny at one point - and also during the ending - starts dancing to the Arranged mode remix of "Vampire Killer." To quote one of the comments:
-->'''Shin Computer-Monster''': BREAK DANCING JOHN-NNNNNYYYY!1!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' Review]]
* The reason Johnny has finally caved in and reviewed this game (well, [[MoneyDearBoy besides Holiday season YouTube revenue]])? Because ''his little cousins - Lucio and Dominic - asked him''.
** It then jump cuts to him standing deadpan still while his cousins and friends do the Fortnite dance.
** And then in the opening credits, Johnny attempts to do the Default dance[[note]]which is copied from Christopher Turk's brief dance from ''Scrubs''[[/note]] anyway - the keyword being ''attempts'' - only for him to fail and complain that it was much harder to do than his "Castlevania Dance" in the last review.
-->'''Johnny''': Nah... I ain't doing that shit.
* The utter bafflement about certain online players - after one of them insults Johnny's personal space:
-->'''Johnny''': Well, fuck you too, you little shit! [[MotorMouth If these are the people my cousins hang out with - we're fucked...]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' Review]]
* Johnny's first impressions about the Adventure Mode's BigBad - Galeem:
-->'''Johnny:''' This motherfucker just straight up nukes everybody! BAM! BAM! BAM! ''BAM!'' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''': Keyblade-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' What can-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Diego]]:''' ...come to help you find your family!
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
* Johnny showcases Cruel Smash... ''all one half-second of it''.
[[/folder]]
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[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 3)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'' Review]]
* Johnny lamenting the fact that he would review the latest Sonic game in the franchise one way or another - even if it means that he would become a billionaire.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nope, still not a billionaire...
* Noting that Deadly Six plan to destroy the world by sucking up all of its energy. Cue [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Dark Helmet, Colonel Sandurz and President Skroob]] [[CrowdChant chanting]]: "SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!!!"
* The confusion about certain Wisp power-ups quickly stops at the sight of [[BerserkButton yet another Slicer]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Motherfucker... *''cue using Homing Attack at said Slicer''* Ugh! Asshole...
* The overall summary of the ''[=3DS=]'' version:
-->'''Johnny:''' Is this another ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations [=3DS=]'' - something that was made on the cheap just to have a handheld version of a game on a system that more people were likely to own compared to the ''Wii U''?
-->'''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Mephiles the Dark:]]''' [[MathematiciansAnswer The answer is yes... and no.]]
* The overall problems with recording footage of Special Stages from [=3DS=] version make Johnny "look like [[SelfDeprecation a damn fool]]" with all of the turning and spinning he needs to endure in the process.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkBetweenWorlds'' Review]]
* The new villain, Yuga, is praised by Johnny for not only being legitimately intimidating, but because his name is much easier to pronounce than [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast Agahnim]] (sorry, ''Jerry'').
** The way Johnny pronounces [[HilarityEnsues Sahasrahla]]'s name.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That - [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Once Again]] - Gets Shit Done"
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Link's Awakening'' is still a fine game. Think I'll save myself a bunch of ignorant comments by saying that... Hopefully.
* Seeing the Moldorm yet again... only to easily destroying it with the Hammer.
* Teleporting into the DarkWorld reminds Johnny of the Parallel Brooklyn sequence from the god-awful ''Super Mario Bros.'' movie.
** The name of this Dark World, by the way? ''[[JustForPun Lorule]]''.
--> *''Cue the sarcastic laughter from Creator/JimCarrey''*
* The brief introduction to Princess Hilda, ''complete with a business card''.
* Johnny notes that Lorule's dungeons can be completed in any order.
-->'''Olmec:''' [[CallBack The choices are yours, and yours alone!]]
* "Now why the fuck do I have [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Majora's Mask]] hanging on my wall?"
* Johnny's send-off:
-->'''Johnny:''' Thank you guys for watching, have a nice night... and what the Hell?
-->*''cue the Japanese hip-hop commercial for A Link to the Past''*
** Also, noting that there is no reimagined version of said commercial.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'' Review]]
* [[CallBack Johnny starts off with the Batman mask on while trying to say "Merry Christmas" in Christian Bale's Batman voice, before going into a coughing fit after a second.]]
* The Batwing Fast Travel, to Johnny, gets old and boring after a while because you see the same thing over and over, so he decides to play some elevator music over the scene of the Batwing flying over Gotham.
* "Electrocutioner's shock gloves make Batman's hands huge. Like, Xbox DUKE controller huge. Okay, it's not that bad, but -- wait a minute -- (Big Head Mode is activated) -- there we go. [[VoiceOfTheLegion You can no longer take this game seriously."]]
* Showing off one of the Most Wanted missions has a thug Batman's interrogating start to sing the Batman Smells song. Batman's response? [[NoJustNoReaction A very flat "No."]]
* The best part of this review is that Johnny's wearing the Batman mask over a Santa mask.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaRondoOfBlood'' Review]]
* "Yes, the priest's name is Shaft. Ya dig?"
* Johnny's comment on finding Maria as a playable character:
-->'''Johnny (in a high-pitched voice):''' Playing as a 12-year-old in a pink dress, compared to the manliness that is Richter Belmont-
-->(loud gunshot) [[SuddenlyShouting FUCK YOU,]] [[BadassAdorable MARIA IS AWESOME!!]] She [[FragileSpeedster moves twice as fast as Richter]], can [[LightningBruiser attack twice as fast as Richter]], as well as move and attack at the same time, she has a DoubleJump that [[GameBreaker makes platforming almost a complete non-issue]], two sliding abilities that are great for getting around obstacles, and her sub-weapon [[LoyalAnimalCompanion animal buddies]] can [[PunctuatedForEmphasis FUCK. SHIT. UP.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight'' Review]]
* After Richter beats Dracula at the beginning of the game, we cut to an animation made by Johnny where Richter is holding a press conference, and the conversation goes something like this:
-->'''Richter''': And that's how I easily destroyed Count Dracula once and for all.
-->'''Someone in the back of the room''': THAT'S BULLSHIT!
* Upon seeing Alucard's awesome new moveset, Johnny proclaims "That was one hell of a beauty sleep."
* Alucard's Meteor attack is much better than the one in Dracula's Curse, causing Johnny to understand just why Dracula uses it so much.
* "A second castle appears, (in Kermit the Frog voice) ONLY UPSIDE DOWN, OH NO!"
* When he brings up the UsefulNotes/PlayStation at the end and asks his viewers to join him, he lip-syncs over Alucard saying "But you probably won't listen to me, will you?" from the game CD's [[HiddenTrack hidden music track]].
!![[AC:''UsefulNotes/PlayStation'' Review]]
* How Johnny got this console in the first place? His father traded several Super Nintendo games for it... without telling him beforehand.
* '''ALART! ALART!'''
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck is '''ALART'''?
* While talking about ''VideoGame/ParappaTheRapper'', Johnny notes that the titular character raps about everything. ''Including taking a shit''.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot'' Review]]
* At the beginning of the game, while discussing the development, Johnny mentions that its code-name was "Sonic's Ass Game", which he then says can describe a Sonic game someone doesn't like. Cue Elliot with the rim shot.
-->'''Johnny''': Thank you and good night!
* When talking about how he managed to die a lot in this game, Crash [[KillItWithFire just happens to get burned to a crisp.]]
* Comparing Crash's idle animation to Crash looking like a drug dealer constantly on the lookout for the police.
* Johnny dancing to the invincibility music.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot2CortexStrikesBack'' Review]]
* When talking about how he got the game for Christmas back in 1997, Johnny brings up that he actually ended up opening ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' first, so he just spent the rest of Christmas Eve watching ''Austin Powers''.
* Bringing up the new Nitro boxes.
-->'''Johnny:''' Just one touch - *''Crash explodes''* - and you'll be playing that didgeridoo in the sky in no time.
* "Why is Crash going along with Cortex's plan? Because [[IdiotHero Crash is dumb: no ifs, ands, or buts]]. Hell, the title of the game is CORTEX STRIKES BACK!"
* Upon realizing that both this game and Film/BatmanAndRobin came out the same year at roughly the same time, and both feature a gem-powered laser beam, he notes at the end that he smells [[IncrediblyLamePun an ice-cold conspiracy]], before quickly apologizing for the bad joke.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicoot3Warped'' Review]]
* Saying that Creator/ClancyBrown sounds like he's passed a major kidney stone while screaming '''WARPED!'''.
* Johnny admits that he wants to get all the Platinum Relics in the game at some point in his life...BUT IT'S SO DAMN HARD!
* His text during the credits has him wondering how Elliot would fare at the game now, before deciding that the kid's had enough punishment during the Let's Play a few years back.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacing'' and ''VideoGame/CrashBash'' Review]]
* The character animations lead to a skit with Johnny and Elliot imitating the mouth movements, [[IncrediblyLamePun bad joke included.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, Elliot!
-->'''Elliot:''': Hey, John.
-->'''Johnny:''' Did you know that ''Crash Team Racing'' took some inspiration from ''VideoGame/DiddyKongRacing'' on the Nintendo 64?
-->'''Elliot:''' I did not know that, John! By the way, how did that lockjaw surgery go?
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, it was a real mouth opener.
-->*''laughter from both Johnny and Elliot''*
* ''This:''
-->'''Johnny:''' But there is no feeling worse than doing so well in the race and having all that suddenly ''stripped away'' because of a goddamn time warp, a barrage of missiles, or a fucking invincibility mash from opposing players. Oh, it's a great time for the opponents - but ''my God,'' do you wanna ''tear their heads off...''
** This tirade is compounded with on-camera footage of Mark celebrating his victory while Johnny [[DeathGlare just menacingly stares at him...]]
* On ''Crash Bash'' starting up with rather intimidating music:
-->'''Johnny:''' Am I playing ''Crash Bash'' or ''Resident Evil?''
-->'''Announcer:''' [[LargeHam Craaaaaaaaaash BASH!]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Hurray! [[MoodWhiplash Mood Whiplash!]]
* One scene has the three brothers trying to decide what game they should play.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK, boys, what it would be?
-->'''Elliot:''' How about ''Tank Wars?''
-->'''Mark ([[DopeSlap slaps Elliot]]):''' No, let's do ''Medieval Mayhem.''
-->'''Johnny (laughs)''': You oblivious assholes... Those games are locked! Looks like it's ''Pogo Pandemonium'' for the eighth time.
--> *''Mark and Elliot fall back in shock''*
-->'''Mark''': Ah! You... ''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]''
* When Johnny struggles to decide what to review next, he ends the video by doing Crash's victory dance. This, like Johnny's Amiibo face, has led to a slew of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJvPe1RhtwI memes]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfFGpHiwzo videos]] [[http://thehope18.deviantart.com/art/Somecallmejohnny-GIF-Crash-Dance-447430692 and gifs.]]
* The outtakes, which involve Johnny laughing at Mark's antics, Mark slapping Elliot too hard, and [[RuleOfThree Elliot laughing too early at Mark yelling]]: [[PrecisionFStrike "You FUCK!"]]
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/BillyHatcherAndTheGiantEgg'' Review]]
* Johnny gets so mad at the jumping controls that he... [[VisualPun decides to cook some eggs]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcnLAwbsmqM His comments on the game's main theme]], which is called G.I.A.N.T. E.G.G., but the kids sing the A and N part too quickly, so it sounds a lot more like "G.I.N.T".
-->'''Johnny:''' Mmmm, that's some good Gint Egg...
* A blink and miss it bit of CaptionHumor - when Johnny says that the game "depends on how you like your eggs", a subtitle appears at the bottom of the screen that says 'Fried.'
* Despite Johnny hating the G.I.A.N.T. E.G.G. theme, the video ends with him dancing to it, while [[BrickJoke continuing to fry eggs.]]
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/DragonBallZBudokai Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 & 3]]'' Review]]
* The intro in general, complete with a jazz music.
-->''It's Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 and 3! Starring: Son Goku, Prince Vegeta. Majin Buu! Featuring: [[BaitAndSwitch everyone else who's not Goku, Vegeta, or Majin Buu.]] Musical guest: Tower of Power! And here is your host, Johnny!''
** While mentioning the fact that the composer of the original soundtrack for ''Budokai Trilogy'' - Kenji Yamamoto - was fired for plagiarism, Johnny gets interrupted by a sudden LaughTrack.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's not funny, you fuckers!
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/{{Guacamelee}}'' Review]]
* One of the reasons fans asked Johnny to review this game? The name of the main character: ''Juan'', as in, Johnny's real name.
* "A luchador, a luchadora, a skeleton matador, [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers and a chicken]]".
* Upon noticing what looks like a [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Chozo Statue]]:
-->'''Johnny (to the figure of Samus):''' How much longer must I wait, faithful Bounty Hunter?
* "The Dashing Derpderp"
!![[AC: ''Sonic and the Secret Rings'' Review]]
* Lampshading the fact that the fans decided to choose ''this'' game instead of ''Knuckles Chaotix'' or ''Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed''.
* Noting that Sonic himself is crashing at somebody's house while said somebody is taking a snooze. Johnny is quick to call him ''World's Fastest Hobo''.
* [[BigBad Erazor Djinn]] gets mistaken for [[Franchise/DragonBall Majin Buu]].
** Also, he is essentially a deity who harnessed the deep hatred against humanity and decided to conquer the world of Arabian Nights.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
* Noting that the mythological characters - Ali Baba, Sinbad and King Shahryar - appear as Tails, Knuckles and Dr. Robotnik respectively.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG: Legend of the Seven Stars'' Review]]
* Noting how the name of this game is [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin taken straight to the point]]. Johnny then expresses regret that the previous ''Mario'' titles didn't bear the moniker ''Super Mario Bros. Platforming''.
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Our plot begins [[HereWeGoAgain with Bowser kidnapping Princess Toadstool]]... Meanwhile, the sky is blue, humans breathe oxygen to stay alive, and Jimmy Hoffa has yet to be found!
* Johnny's dumbfounded reaction to Bowser "[[FoeYay kissing]]" Mario is ''priceless''.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland'' Review]]
* While talking about how he was introduced to the game through a commercial during his Saturday Morning Cartoons, Johnny takes a moment to discuss his [[{{Squick}} disgust at the unmodest bastard in the commercial.]]
* Noting how Baby Mario survives quite a long fall toward the titular island.
-->'''Johnny:''' This should effectively make large pits a non-issue for Mario. Motherfucker can fall over 10,000 feet as a baby and be perfectly fine - but can't fall more than 6 feet in Donkey Kong!
-->*''cue Mario losing a life by falling from the platform in Donkey Kong''*
-->'''Johnny:''' FAKER!
* Yoshi ''shitting his eggs'' to throw them back at enemies.
-->'''Johnny:''' G-rated Feces Tossing - only on Nintendo!
** He also gets fire-based, ice-based and rapid-fire attacks... from [[MundaneMadeAwesome watermelons]].
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Yoshi's Island'' ain't fucking around!
* ''The entire montage set to the Athletic theme.''
** "POOCHY, for '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK'S]]''' SAKE, STAY STILL!"
** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext FISH!]]" [[DontExplainTheJoke (When Yoshi got eaten by a big fish.)]]
** Amidst all the chaos, there's one scene with Johnny just ground-pounding the pegs for Red Coins while telling a Blarg to wait as he's doing it.
** After [[LaserGuidedKarma eating a Monkey who stole Baby Mario]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' NOW TO FEAST ON YOUR CONVERTED INNARDS!
** When the bonus ring stays on a flower.... [[YankTheDogsChain only to change to a dot at the last second]]:
--> '''Johnny:''' '''GODDAMMIT [[TheScrappy POOCHY]]!!!'''"
* At the end of World 5-8, Johnny notes how Kamek goes into his "inner Creator/JeffGoldblum". He also reads his line in corresponding voice.
* ''That epic look on Yoshi's face'' after the battle with Prince Froggy in World 3.
** Another example comes from swinging ghost, whose expression just says: "Hey man, not cool!"
* "This is indeed a disturbing universe..."
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' Review]]
* Johnny begins the episode by using his best Creator/CharlesMartinet's impression.
* The air quotes during the word "Plumber".
* ''This:''
-->'''Mario Head:''' Hey! Are you ready for Mario-cise?
-->'''Johnny:''' Mother of God...
* Johnny's interactions with the Mario Head from ''Mario Teaches Typing 2''.
** The best one?
--> '''Johnny:''' Couldn't you just tell the Star to come towards you, Mario? *''referring to a star in one of the 100 Coin Missions''*
-->'''Mario (singing):''' ''When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!''
-->*''cue Johnny [[FacePalm facepalming]]''*
-->'''Mario (still singing):''' When an eel lunges out -
-->'''Johnny (immediately panicking):''' '''Unagi?!'''
--> *''Unagi lunges out at Mario while letting out a loud [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} roar.]] Cut back to Johnny, his empty chair is spinning rapidly as Johnny himself had quite clearly run for the hills''*
-->'''Mario:''' That's a moray! Get it? A moray eel? I said a funny...
-->'''Johnny (off-screen):''' FUCK YOU!
* Wario in ''[[UpdatedReRelease Super Mario 64 DS]]'' is less athletic than Mario, Luigi or Yoshi, but he makes up for it with his SuperStrength... which turns out to be [[AwesomeYetImpractical redundant as the others can defend themselves perfectly fine]], so Johnny proceeds to dub him the "[[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Black Brick]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]".
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine'' Review]]
* [[ItMakesSenseInContext The game case itself tries to bribe Johnny with liquor]]. ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Yes, this does happen]]''.
* Referring to F.L.U.D.D. as a ''Super Soaker [=CPS=] 3200''.
* When Shadow Mario takes Peach, Johnny tries to get her to move by making the "Get the fuck out of the way" motion with his hand. Peach, of course, just stands there and gets kidnapped, causing Johnny to facepalm.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, ''for fuck's sake...''
* Johnny gets a laugh at the [[UnfortunateImplications thought of Peach possibly]] [[{{Squick}} being Bowser Jr.'s mom.]]
-->'''Johnny''': She had to think about that. Holy shit, she fucked Bowser, didn't she? Oh man, you ask for a different plot in a Mario game - and [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor you get implications of a one-night stand between Princess Peach and Bowser!]] I will never ever again complain about the simplistic plot of a Mario game...
* Johnny mentions how there are only 78 Shine Sprites acquired through going through the actual stages, leaving 42 unaccounted for. Johnny's stance?
-->'''Johnny:''' That's where Delfino Plaza steps in; the hub world itself has Shines to collect, some as simple as having the proper F.L.U.D.D. nozzle to reach it, and [[ThatOneSidequest some requiring going through miniature obstacle courses that can]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting FUCK RIGHT OFF!]]'''
* Drunk. '''Johnny.'''
** Let's elaborate. The game ends up having too much bullshit for him to deal with, especially in the post-game missions when he's trying to get all 120 Shine Sprites. It gets to the point where he prepares the flask that the game tried to bribe him with at the beginning of the video and starts drinking out of it, getting progressively more and more inebriated until he passes out in his chair mid-sentence. Highlights include:
--> Aaaand theeeeen there's the Blue Coins...! You remember these from Mario 64, right? They were great! They gave you five coins, but those Hundred Coin Missions still sucked dick... But here, they're currency. For what? Shine Sprites! Ya see these two? *''referring to two Tanuki''* You can exchange their Shine Sprites for Blue Coins - and the citizens never think to arrest these jerkoffs. You know, they say the Shine Sprites are goddamn essential for sustaining life itself on Isle Delfino, yet here these two are, selling them like fucking heroin!
--> '''Later, referring to the burning Pinata''': Hey there... Oh man, looks like you're on fire! It's too bad... Arright, seems you didn't [[TooDumbToLive felt the need to run into the ocean]] that's just to your left. I'll put ya out... with Yoshi's juices... Good to see you back, buddy... There ya go, putting that fire out... with those guttural, acidic juices... ''YOSHI JUICE FOR EVERYONE!''
** A few hours after passing out in his chair, he's seen drinking a cup of coffee, clearly suffering from a bad hangover.
* This incredible summary:
-->'''Johnny:''' The main quest is a great time, the rest of it just sucks balls!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy'' Review]]
* On his way to the Peach's festival, Mario sports quite a "goofy-fucking-looking running animation".
* Johnny attempts to discuss the power-ups without [[IncrediblyLamePun accidentally making some kind of joke about them.]] He fails.
* His utter glee that Nintendo remembered, as he put it, that Luigi was a thing.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioGalaxy2'' Review]]
* Johnny can't help but be amazed that Nintendo somehow managed to ''abridge the plot of a Mario game.''
* His reasoning the game took so long to come out? ''Yoshi.''
* Lampshading the quite expensive soundtracks for both ''Galaxy'' games.
-->'''Johnny:''' Nintendo, PLEASE, get these babies on [=ITunes=]! A crime like this cannot go scott-free...
* Elliot joins Johnny for the Co-Star mode.
-->'''Elliot:''' Alright, what do I do?
-->'''Johnny:''' Just, I dunno... point at the screen and do shit.
** "Holy shit, you can grab Purple Coins!"
* This comment at the end of the episode:
--> ''"The Perfect Run took 62 of my lives. But I managed. Go Team Luigi."''
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SuperMario3DLand'' Review]]
* As for the original ''VideoGame/SuperMarioLand'', Johnny recommends it for the "next trip to the shitter".
* "It was a dark and stormy night. Bowser kidnaps Peach."
** The plot of the game summed up in three seconds, ladies and gentlemen.
** Not to mention, Bowser himself acts like a {{Troll}} to Mario.
* Johnny freaking out at the sight of a [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBrosTheLostLevels Poison Mushroom]]... only to calm down when he finds out you can [[MoodWhiplash destroy it with Fire Mario]].
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMario3DWorld'' Review]]
* Lampshading the Cat Suit power-up in general, complete with some insight on Johnny's actual cats.
* Having fun with a microphone feature.
-->'''Johnny:''' ''GO, GO, GET THAT GODDAMN STAR, CAPTAIN TOAD!!''
* Johnny questions why Yoshi doesn't make a return, thinking the green dinosaur was asking for more money, before whispering: [[MotorMouth "I don't mean that, come back!"]]
* "5,000 fart jokes" during Johnny's adventure.
-->'''Johnny:''' High-quality shit there, man...
* One scene, while discussing the multiplayer, has Johnny and Elliot gang up on Matt to kick his ass. Must be cathartic, seeing how much of a [[{{Troll}} dick he can be in the New Super Mario games]]...
** During [[TheStinger the end credits scene,]] Elliot [[AmusingInjuries accidentally gives Johnny a wedgie]] when Matt tries to throw both of them off himself, prompting Johnny to yell out: "My pelvis doesn't go that way!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/HyruleWarriors'' Review]]
* Before the video begins, Johnny asks the viewers how they relax, all the while knowing SOMEONE is typing [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbation]] in the comments.
** And then he answers his own question thus:
--> '''Johnny''' It could be [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros a comfortable breeze through some mushroom tops]], [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog bopping fat scientists on the noggin eight times until golden brown]], or '''[[SuddenlyShouting ANNIHILATING EVERY LIVING THING IN YOUR PATHWAY IN YOUR CONQUEST OF THE BATTLEFIELD!]]'''
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': And as obvious as this sounds, don't fuck with the cuccoos in this game. The last thing you need is a 30-minute campaign coming to an abrupt end because of one chicken carelessly roaming into your 26-hit combo and ends up seeking revenge because of it. The Demon King should not be concerned with rampaging poultry!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/Bayonetta2'' Review]]
* Noting how Prophet dresses up as a kite for the final showdown, along with [[VisualPun an actual kite]] for comparison.
* "[[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe Layeth the smacketh downeth]]"
* "You were great, Ryan! Not [[WebVideo/BrainScratchCommentaries that Ryan]]."
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/SonicBoom'': ''Rise of Lyric'' and ''Shattered Crystal'' Review]]
* Johnny "Boomifies" his appearance for the review by wearing a wig, sports tape, and sunglasses.
** In TheStinger, he is seen attempting to remove the tape, noting that he should've shaved his arms first... as he painfully continues to pull them off.
* "''Rise of Lyric'' begins with Sonic being massacred by enemy fire..."
* The Chaos Emeralds are called Chaos Crystals, for some reason.
-->'''[[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Dr. Neo Cortex]]:''' Of course...
* Johnny sincerely thinks that ''[[VideoGame/SonicUnleashed Werehog]] of all things'' was better than the sloppy combat in ''Rise of Lyric''.
* In ''Shattered Crystal'', Johnny is not particularly fond of Knuckles' deformed face. Probably because Knuckles himself "stores nuts in his mouth for the winter".
!![[AC: ''The VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Series'' Review]]
* Johnny saying that his collection of toys would never come to life to "fuck shit up"... before looking at it in concern while sinister ''Resident Evil'' ambient is heard in the background...
-->'''Johnny:''' Think about the collateral damage...
* Johnny naming his Amiibo Light Suit Samus "iSamus".
* Matt using a Mii named "Dikenmouf".
* Showing off the Training Room has [[VideoGame/PunchOut Little Mac]] going up against [[VideoGame/{{Metroid}} Samus,]] complete with a MegatonPunch.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK, shake it off, shake it off...
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/FreedomPlanet'' Review]]
* Johnny's way of showing how radically the game changes tone:
-->'''Carol (watching TV with Lilac and Milla):''' Hey, Lilac!
-->'''Lilac:''' Hm?
-->'''Carol:''' How come Torque doesn't wanna hang out with us?
-->'''Lilac:''' He said he had some work to do.
-->'''Carol:''' Eh, he's probably just scared of [[GirlsHaveCooties getting cooties...]]
-->*''The trio all giggle, with Johnny joining in''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Okay, I think that's enough fun. *''Presses a button''*
-->*''[[MoodWhiplash An instant cut to Lilac being tortured]]''*
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac[[VideoGameRemake : Rebirth]]'' Review]]
* ''This gem:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Laser-shooting walking vaginas? Heh, [[SeenItAll seen it...]] I think... Happy Holidays, everyone!
* This game is fair in terms of its challenge and contains no tricky bullshit.
-->'''Johnny:''' Even when shit is all over the place in many different colors! Rainbow shit, people - that's a thing in this game.
!![[AC: ''Series/CoryInTheHouse'' Review]]
* The fact that Johnny actually reviewed the game is a CMOF within itself but special highlights include:
** Johnny's imitation of Cory's running animation.
*** Along with a bit of [[SelfDeprecation an insult to himself.]]
-->'''Johnny''': Is this how I look when I run? I mean, I am quite the heavy fuck.
** Johnny commenting on the abundance of slurpees and stating that Cory needs them because "he's a [[YouAreFat chunky chunk fuck".]]
** Johnny's reaction to the game having a LaughTrack.
** The remark that the game contains so much weird stuff that it should really be called ''Cory in the What the Fuck''.
!![[AC:''Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive'' Review]]
* Johnny thinks about this game as a collection of every single female teenage stereotype known to humanity, namely:
-->'''FASHION! ACCESSORIES! QUIZ GAMES? MUSIC, I THINK! DON'T FORGET THE BOYS, OMIGOD!'''
* "The mini-games have these kids driving jetskis, [=ATVs=], sail boards, [[ThatCameOutWrong the professional photographers, apparently]]..."
** Speaking of mini-games, the following scene has Johnny portraying what he imagines the design process for these would've been like, complete with one guy writing down the ideas of another.
-->'''Guy No.1''': Mini-game Number 1?
-->'''Guy No.2''': Collect things... [=ATVs=].
-->'''Guy No.1''': OK, and mini-game Number 2?
-->'''Guy No.2''': Collect things... Jetskis.
-->'''Guy No.1''': Genius!
-->'''Guy No.2''': I'm tired. Let's call it a day.
* While Johnny tore the game a new one as he usually does for bad licensed games, the crowning moment of the review was his snippet of footage he made of himself, Elliot, Matt, and Mark playing the game. The group is sent into a fit of laughter when one of the characters on the board drives off the road, keeps going, and phases through a mountainside while ending their turn in a blue void.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SpongeBobSquarePantsBattleForBikiniBottom'' Review]]
* The intro and outro of the episode are done in homage to the classic ''[=SpongeBob=]'' art-style, complete with Johnny's best impression of the French Narrator.
* The game itself doesn't make Johnny laugh, unlike the show.
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' I think I have fudge in my pants...
-->'''Johnny (sarcastically):''' Yeah, thank you for that.
* Johnny notes how [=SpongeBob=] can create only bubbles and rockets out of bubbles.
-->'''Johnny:''' I thought [=SpongeBob=] was the one with-
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' IMAGINATION... *''forms a rainbow from his hands''*
* Patrick can't jump with watermelon in tow - but he needs to be fast, or said watermelon will explode!
-->'''Johhny:''' Oh, fuck off! You're telling me that didn't count? What a pile of Alaskan bull-worm...
* Getting aggravated by the onslaught of enemies in Mr. Krabs' Dream.
-->'''Johnny:''' I'm not in the middle of pre-hibernation week, you assholes!!
** Also, [[RunningGag knockback]].
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' Review]]
* Poking fun at seersucker suits by showcasing [[Film/{{Beetlejuice}} Ohto running away in fear after his black-and-red suit was torn off]].
* While Johnny discusses Raz's psychic abilities, he shows off a bear he came across while proudly proclaiming: [[KillItWithFire "I set this one on fire."]]
* His rant about how Raz is what [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Silver]] should have been, after which he apologizes by saying he didn't mean to go on such a long tangent, before saying that he actually did - since he wrote it, after all.
* As Johnny is searching for the next game in his box, the dreaded ''Resident Evil'' ambient is heard in the background... only to [[MoodWhiplash abruptly stop]] when the [[SequelHook next choice for the First Donators Marathon]] is revealed to be ''Mega Man Network Transmission''. When Johnny leaves, the shadow of ''Tails Doll'' suddenly appears in the frame.
-->'''Tails Doll:''' Ah, I really should've removed the other games in the box first...
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/MegaManBattleNetwork Mega Man Network Transmission]]'' Review]]
* Johnny questioning who the main villain is supposed to be, what [=WWW=] is supposed to mean (World Three), and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking why MegaMan.EXE's arm cannon sounds like]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Emmett Brown's DeLorean reaching 88 mph]]...
* "...or you can rely on Mega Man's default weapon, the Mega Buster, which when starting off - '''[[ScrappyWeapon MEGA BLOWS!!]]'''"
* This tirade:
-->'''Johnny (as [=MegaMan.EXE=]):''' Lan! I'm trying to save the fucking world here, and the best you can give me is reaching into your bag and throwing random shit at me without looking at it? [[SuddenlyShouting I need fucking help here, man!]] [[ThatOneBoss Fire Man]]'s kicking my ass!
** This is also accompanied by a shot of Johnny wearing his hat backward and throwing a notebook at a sprite statue of Mega Man.
* "Oh shit, it's a robot Billy Hatcher!"
* Johnny's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl reac]][[OhCrap tion]] to [[VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin the next game]] he pulls out of the box.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EccoTheDolphin'' Review]]
* "'''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAM!!! FUCKING CRABS! WHAM!!! FUCKING CUTTLEFISH! HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THAT???]]'''"
* "I mean, people talk about how ''[[VideoGame/ResidentEvil1 Resident Evil]]'' or ''VideoGame/SilentHill1'' made them [[PottyFailure evacuate their bowels,]] and yet here I am talking about a dolphin with stars on his head... Yeah, that's how you know he's special, [[PrecisionFStrike fucking stars."]]
* Johnny [[RageQuit rage-quitting]] the final boss battle of the first game.
--> '''Johnny:''' ''NO MORE!!! ECCO DIED SAVING HIS FAMILY, ''(salutes)'' A TRUE DOLPHIN HERO! Get this shit outta my Genesis!''
* Johnny finding a card featuring Sonic the Hedgehog and friends, advertising an anti-violence PSA and...
--> '''Johnny:''' 'No one wins with violence. For more information, please contact National Committee to prevent... child abuse?!' [[CurseCutShort What the fu-]]''
* Upon seeing the final note from [[ArcVillain Tails Doll]], Johnny decides to crumble it up, eat it, spit it out, then step on it.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Series'' Review]]
* Johnny getting sidetracked by his uncle's collection of Atari Jaguar games, and then giggling after encountering the infamous "Where did you learn to fly?" head in Cybermorph.
* "Bubsy can glide on propeller fans to get higher distances. Did you know you can also do that with the boss' ''gun residue''? No? What, are you stupid? [[GuideDangIt Of course you can do that! Come on!]]"
* Johnny trying to get Bubsy's attention on the title screen of Bubsy 2:
-->'''Johnny:''' Bubsy! I'm over here, buddy, you're - you're sorta looking the wrong way d- ''*Bubsy turns around and rolls his eyes*'' Oh you motherfucker!
* Johnny commenting on the Nerf Gun power-up:
-->'''Johnny:''' Could they give Bubsy a rapid-fire model? I'd rather go Rambo up on this sum'bitch!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/XMenLegends'' Review]]
* "Someone's in danger, we should go save them!" ''And that's the majority of the adventure.''
* Johnny mentions that Iceman only exists to create ice bridges for his teammates to get across. The following skit works well due to Creator/PatrickStewart voicing Professor X in this game:
-->'''Johnny (as Professor X):''' Listen up, here's the course of action.
-->'''Professor X''': Cyclops, you'll lead the team into the warehouse and gather intel on Magneto's plans. Storm, you will provide cover for the X-Jet to approach the area safely. Wolverine, you'll scope out the area and keep a lookout for enemy threats. And Iceman, you will be placed on... ice bridge watch.
-->*''{{Beat}}''*
-->'''Professor X:''' Ice bridges.
-->*''Beat''*
-->'''[[ActorAllusion Professor X]]:''' [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Make it so.]]
* The constant car alarm sound that interrupts Johnny in the outtake.
!![[AC:''X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse'' Review]]
* Johnny fondly remembers how he kicked the shit out of Apocalypse from ''VideoGame/XMenVsStreetFighter''.
* "Monster of the Week Bru-Ha-Ha"
* Showing Wolverine [[FlippingTheBird flipping the bird]] to Sabertooth.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Journey}}'' Review]]
* The brief philosophical description... of the sandwich.
-->'''Johnny:''' Meanwhile, while the person was explaining all of that, I already eat the damn thing because it's food - and I was hungry!
* Johnny gets interrupted by the terrifying howl... and the [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys certain carnival music]].
-->'''Johnny:''' Ow, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck fuck me...]]
!![[AC:''The VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Trilogy'' Review]]
* "I solemnly swear that there will be no [[JumpScare jump scares]] in this video."
** [[BlatantLies Until the end, that is...]] [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully, Johnny pulled a joke.]]
* Elliot gives the overall rundown about the animatronic mascots. Including the point when they will grab the unfortunate players and [[DeadlyEuphemism try to stuff them inside their suits]]...
-->'''Elliot:''' [[CaptainObvious That means death...]]
-->'''Johhny:''' No shit.
** He also explains that when the power runs out, Freddy finds a new keyboard player for the band.
* When reviewing the first game, the brothers wonder how come the second part of Torador plays when the power runs out - and Freddy is standing outside the door. Elliot mentions that the first part wouldn't really fit the game. Johnny edits in the first part of the music, and seeing the eyes blink to the music was hilarious.
* ''This'' dialogue:
-->'''Johnny:''' Do you remember [[NoodleIncident that security game prototype]] that Nintendo showed off at [=E3=] last year?
-->'''Elliot:''' Not really...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Never mind.]] *''drinks his coffee''*
* Johnny [[TakeThatScrappy kicking that prick - Balloon Boy - to the ground.]]
** And then dancing afterwards.
* "FENAFF... FUNAFF... FENAFF..." bit.
* In ''[=FNaF3=]'', not only cameras are shutting off - but also the ventillation.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's a privilege to just ''breathe'' in this place!
* Not in the review itself, but the exact next day after the review came out, ''[[HereWeGoAgain the teaser for the next game was revealed.]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TNsb1jmE3E Johnny even made a (short) video about it, and the description is just as hilarious:]]
-->Sometimes, I wonder if creators like to dick with me personally.
-->Nah, most likely not.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/ShovelKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny mentioning that Plague Knight getting his own DLC was because his boss fight was so notorious before agreeing with Gilly that it was because of his bendy straw.
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SkullGirls Skullgirls Encore]]'' Review]]
* When discussing the amounts of {{Fanservice}}:
--> '''Johnny''': They shake, they bounce, they flash and they [[BreadEggsMilkSquick mutate]].
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/{{Octodad}} Octodad: Dadliest Catch]]'' Review]]
* Johnny's rage at the patient with Octodad's masquerade as a nurse:
--> '''Johnny:''' Octodad, Head Nurse Bitch!
!![[AC:''The VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Series'' Review]]
* Shantae is attacking her enemies ''with her hair''.
-->'''Johnny:''' The ultimate of headbangers, folks...
* The first experiences with the original ''Shantae'' are summed up as ''Shantae: Leaps of Faith''.
* Tinkering with the debug mode in general.
** Also comparing levitating Shantae to "mind-controlled Superman chasing [[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]".
* Johnny's reaction to seeing his old enemy - the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Slicer]] - in ''Pirate's Curse''.
* Johnny performing Shantae's dance to ensure that ''Half-Genie Hero'' would be a good game.
** But that's not all: he's joined by cosplayers of Mario, Luigi, Samus, and even ''Mega Man and Bass''... not to mention a lot of other people at the convention.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/PapersPlease'' Review]]
* Johnny's "dance" to the main theme.
* He changes the pronunciation of the title between his natural voice and robotic one throughout the entire review.
* Johnny lets one of the civilians on his merry way... only to get M.O.A. Citation.
-->'''Johnny:''' Son of a bitch! That fucking sucks, and that's the money I'm not earning!
!![[AC:''The VideoGame/HotlineMiami'' ''[[VideoGame/HotlineMiami2WrongNumber Series]]'' Review]]
* The beginning of the episode itself.
* These games are full of violence, and are essentially chaotic acid trips. So much so when Johnny got to the credits of the first game, he was seriously expecting to see [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]'s name among developers.
* The colourful shows during playing ''Wrong Number'' force Johnny to shower himself with a bottled water.
-->'''Johnny:''' These games are fucked up!
* Getting run over by a car. ''Repeatedly.''
* Getting the [[RunningGag FNAF Alarm...]] ''again.''
-->'''Johnny:''' Wait, what? Fucking hell, already?! ''HEY ELLIOT!''
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Yeah?
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[[LargeHam FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 4 IS OUT!!]]''
-->'''Elliot (off-screen):''' Already working on it!
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, wait for me, goddammit! I'll get that coffee...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys4'' Review]]
* Johnny [[CallBack once again]] solemnly swears that there won't be any [[JumpScare Jump Scares]] in this episode. He then notices that Elliot isn't in the room, and he finds him in another room huddled on the floor:
-->'''Johnny:''' Get your ass up!
-->'''Elliot:''' No!
-->'''Johnny (cracking up):''' You're not getting out of the review...
-->'''Elliot:''' I CAN TRY, DAMMIT!
* Referring to these dreaded animatronics as ''"godforsaken dancing Terminators"''.
* Elliot notes that the protagonist's brother is a ''total dickwad''.
* Johnny's justification as to why Foxy bolts for the closet when he enters the bedroom, and not the kid:
-->'''Foxy:''' This is a nice closet!
** The entire short put into the review is hilarious in itself, mostly thanks to PowerEchoes.
* This argument:
-->'''Johnny:''' The [=8th=] game better be called ''[[Film/FridayThe13thPartVIIIJasonTakesManhattan Freddy Takes Manhattan]]''.
-->'''Elliot:''' ''[[Film/JasonGoesToHellTheFinalFriday Go to Hell...]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' Well, that's the ''[=9th=]'' game.
-->'''Elliot:''' And the ''[=10th=]'' game will be about [[Film/JasonX Freddy in space]]!
-->'''Johnny:''' And then we get the crossover with Jason Voorhees, and it'll be called ''[[Film/FreddyVsJason Freddy...]] [[HilariousInHindsight vs. Jason]]...''
-->'''Elliot:''' [[CurseCutShort Sh-]]
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/TheAngryVideoGameNerdAdventures AVGN Adventures]]'' Review]]
* Johnny's way to "pop the game in" is to pop the NES-style cartridge with ''[=AVGN=] Adventures'' sticker into the Steam icon.
* For obvious reasons, Johnny is [[ClusterFBomb not holding back in the swearing department]].
** And then here's his take at the Nerd rant:
-->'''Johnny:''' Mother of fuckballs, I want to crack my controller in two after dying from bullshit like death blocks and the fucking ground control! I slipped off the edge more times than Luigi with butter under his greasy shoes! I was in rage when I discovered that deers can go through walls! And who the fuck thought that [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the naked grandma-witch on a broom]] was a good idea?!
** And he still [[CallBack refuses to drink Rolling Rock]].
* Noting that the dreaded death blocks make the player "explode like [[Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice Michael Moore]]".
* The [=DualShock=] 4 suddenly emits different colors.
-->'''Johnny:''' Does my controller, like, channeling the power of the seven [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]], or something? Jesus!
* All this relentless adventure that Johnny had to go through... ''was only on the Normal difficulty''.
-->'''Johnny:''' If you can conquer this shit on Oldschool or higher - give yourself a fucking medal!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 4)'']]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Splatoon}}'' Review]]
* In the vibe of CapcomSequelStagnation trope, Johnny proposes several names of the (fake) ''Splatoon'' updates: ''Super Splatoon'' and ''Ultimate Super Splatoon''.
** On the cover art for ''Ultimate Super Splatoon'', there's a [[VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIIINocturne "Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series"]] sticker plastered on.
* Johnny can't help but wonder what kind of game it would be if the paint was [[BloodierAndGorier red]]...
** Also, the players sporting pink paint are said to sport Pepto-Bismol in their arsenal, and the players with the green paint are armed with Morning Snut.
* ''Splatoon'', apparently, takes place during the post-apocalyptic times where the squids and octopi rule the world with no humans in sight.
-->'''Johnny (matter-of-factly):''' That's fucked up.
* Johnny wishes that ''Splatoon'' would sport some battleground akin to the [[VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine Isle Delfino]] because '''FUCK ISLE DELFINO'''
** Also, the lack of the co-op story mode which could be considered in the potential sequel...
-->'''Johnny:''' Couch multiplayer is still a thing, goddammit! We're not all connected to Film/TheMatrix just yet, '''THERE IS STILL A FUCKING TI-'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamKnight'' Review]]
* Johnny shows off the glitches in the first release of the game (before all the update patches were released), which includes Batman's body disappearing, Barbara's body not loading, Batman getting stuck in place ("Robin, there seems to be some impenetrable force field. Quick! Get me the Anti Impenetrable Force Field Bat Spray!") and rain coming down in his office with Lucius failing to notice.
--> '''Johnny''': Lucius! Lucius, it's fucking raining inside my office! All my leather seats and my computer- Lucius! Answer to Batman!
** It all culminates in Johnny quipping: "This is not a good night for the Caped Crusader...", before ''suddenly getting run over by a car''.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioMaker'' Review]]
* When Johnny points out the similarities to Mario Paint, it cuts to him drawing on Mario Paint. The end result? [[spoiler:Bacon]].
* A CallBack to his ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros1'' review about how the people of the Mushroom Kingdom were transformed into the very blocks Mario hits/destroys... and replicating the idea thanks to the sound effects options available.
* After Gilly the Kid starts bashing people over camping out and committing murder over Amiibos:
-->*While dusting Amiibo '''Johnny:''' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial H-h-hey, that person fell on my knife!]]
-->'''Gilly:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]
-->'''Johnny:''' [[BlatantLies Nothing, what murder!?]] *Puts Amiibo back and looks suspicious.*
!![[AC:''The [[VideoGame/MetalGear1 Metal]] [[VideoGame/SnakesRevenge Gear]] [[VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake Saga]]'' Review]]
* Since you don't fight the eponymous Metal Gear in the NES game (rather, a large computer screen), Johnny muses that the point of the game is to interrupt Big Boss's game of Minesweeper.
* "LIEUTENANT Solid Snake. God, that just sounds like something from an 80's action movie..."
* And then there's Johnny's utter disbelief about the password system:
-->'''Johnny''': If you just want to skip to the end, you type in "Fuck Me" at the password screen. "Fuck Me!" They got away with that! How do you miss something like that?!
* When Johnny takes a second to compliment the music of the 2D sections of ''VideoGame/SnakesRevenge'', the footage briefly switches to Johnny jamming out to said music, still holding the controller in his hand. Seen [[https://youtu.be/KyZzhjW1khk?t=813 here]] (Link should start at the correct time, but go to 13:33 if it doesn't.)
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid'' Review]]
* Imagining Solid Snake as a perverted freelance photographer.
* The Twin Snakes version of Psycho Mantis spotlights [[BerserkButton Super Mario Sunshine.]] Cut to Johnny having it next to him on the couch and [[DeathGlare glaring at it.]]
* John's sympathy for [=McDonnel=] Miller.
-->'''Johnny''': Poor Miller; killed offscreen like a chump.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' Review]]
* Showing off Snake's new dodge roll.
-->'''Johnny (excitedly):''' WHEE! WHEE! WHEE! *''falls on a flight of stairs''* Ow...
* "A random ninja pops out, acting as a messenger for the La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo. *''Whispering''* That means The Patriots, it's a [[LostInTranslation stupid code word."]]
* Shouting "Taint flip!" whenever he has Naked Raiden flip.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MerryGearSolid'' Review]]
* The review opens with a bit of a subject appropriate version of Deck The Halls, including "la-li-lu-le-lo le-lo-ho-ho" a couple of times.
* "And really, [[TemptingFate who has a better beard than Santa Claus?"]] Cue [[Franchise/FinalFantasy Ramuh]]:
-->'''Johnny''': Whoa! Holy shit! Eh... God damn! Let's give the title to Ramuh, then. Ah... sweet Jesus.
** Complete with a photoshop image of Ramuh wearing Santa's hat.
* [[TheStinger The ending shows Johnny reacting with surprise at Mark posing behind Elliot (who's manning the camera), Mark falling off the couch, and Mark unloading his Nerf gun on Elliot, all ending with Johnny saying "Merry Christmas to everyone!"]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater'' Review]]
* This moment when he's talking about the infamous ladder climb.
--> (Snake Eater Theme plays)
--> (Stops climbing half way up)
-->'''Johnny:''' (as Snake) Oh, wait... I forgot my gun.
--> (Proceeds to climb back down)
-->'''Johnny:''' (as Snake) Uhh... Better take the shortcut.
--> (Cut to Snake falling down the shaft)
* Noting how one Soviet soldier seems to be taking a rather quiet Sunday stroll- '''IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY''' *''cue Snake CQC-slamming said soldier into the ground''*
** "One more time, that impact!" *''cue another CQC-slam''* "Hm... tasty!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots'' Review]]
* "Thanks to the drum barrel technology- [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm sorry, Snake...]] *''cue Snake vomiting''*
** That clip returns along with Johnny's [[{{Squick}} horror that Colonel Campbell married Rose.]]
--> '''Johnny''': I had to sit through all these agonising April 30th Codec conversations just for them to cut the knot between games???
-->'''Snake''': Not happy about that? Get over it.
-->'''Johnny''' (who's replacing Raiden on the Codec screen): Yes, sir...
* Referring to this game as "Snake's [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot Ass Game]]".
--> '''Johnny''': You'd better embrace it, because that thing's staring at you the whole way through, baby. That's a rock solid man-ass! Hey look, it even glows when you put it in a microwave. Ugh... [[StupidSexyFlanders stupid sexy]] [[AddedAlliterativeAppeal Snake...]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance'' Review]]
* These "phenomenal shit-eating faces" from Jetstream Sam and Sundowner.
* Poking fun at Sombrero Raiden.
* When Raiden is seen riding a motorcycle, Johnny is quick to remember ''Shadow the Hedgehog''.
* Noting how radically different the gameplay is from the rest of ''Metal Gear'' games.
-->'''Johnny:''' Isn't that obvious enough? ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext You cut a fucking Metal Gear Ray unit in half!]]''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearAcid'' and ''Metal Gear Ac!d 2'' Review]]
* Johnny [[MotorMouth explaining]] the story of the first ''Ac!d'' game.
* General Wiseman is an obvious bad guy in the sequel. No doubt thanks to his SlasherSmile.
* Venus and her [[GagBoobs very large...]] "[[LastSecondWordSwap Cranium!]] Look at that noggin' - her head must be, like, 90% skull!"
** On that note, Dr. Takiyama and her [[JigglePhysics jiggling boobs]] make Johnny think that he's playing ''VideoGame/DeadOrAlive''.
* Comparing Metal Gear model from ''Ac!d 2'' to a toy from Happy Meal.
* Johnny notes that he actually enjoys getting spotted by enemies in ''Ac!d 2'', because that means it's fucking party time![[labelnote:Note]] The music sounds like something heard at a rave. [[/labelnote]]
* "Solid Film/IRobot"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker'' Review]]
* When starting the plot summary, Johnny lampshades the GaidenGame status of ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPortableOps Portable Ops.]]''
-->'''Johnny:''' It's been over a decade since the events of ''[[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater Snake Eater]]''. I would say four years after ''Portable Ops'', but ''Peace Walker'' does not care about ''Portable Ops''.
* While talking about the Monster Hunter crossover sidequests, Johnny brings mention that trying to use the tranquilizer gun on some of the monsters is a bad idea since it takes forever to knock them down.
-->'''Johnny''': After a while you'll just be like-
-->'''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron Hulkbuster-equipped Tony Stark]] while rapidly punching the Incredible Hulk''': [[MotorMouth Gotosleepgotosleepgotosleep...]]
* Johnny plays the entire conversation between Emmerich and Snake showcasing that [[ManChild Snake not only believes in Santa Claus]], [[ShownTheirWork but also believes that NORAD tracks him every Christmas]] (which, hilariously, they [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NORAD_Tracks_Santa actually do in real life.]]) [[YouHaveGOTToBeKiddingMe Emmerich's laugh is what really sells it.]]
-->'''Snake (aggravated):''' ''HE'S REAL, I TELL YA!''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVGroundZeroes'' and ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain'' Review]]
* While petting the wolf-dog, a supply large supply box drops on Snake's head.
** And later, while he's driving his Jeep at Mother Base, Johnny runs into a wall because he's not looking where he's going.
* There's something funny about the image of a large bear being lifted back to Mother Base with nothing but a balloon.
* When hopping aboard the D-Walker, Johnny cries in a hilariously high pitched voice "Now away, noble steed!"
* This bit after explaining how Mother Base gets built up over the course of the game and what you can do when you're there.
-->'''Johnny (as Snake):''' Gentlemen, let's raise some morale...
-->'''Johnny (as the soldiers):''' ''AH SHIT!''
-->*''Cue montage of Snake beating up his men with Spanish Fly playing in the background, capping it off by hitting a few soldiers with the Rocket Arm and then hitting himself in the face with it''*
* Since Big Boss is now voiced by Creator/KieferSutherland instead of Creator/DavidHayter, Johnny decides at one point to refer to Big Boss as "[[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] with an eye patch."
* After thanking everyone who joined him on his online escapades, Johnny dives into the group while screaming "Now give me a hug!"
** Before then, Snake does a [[Anime/DragonBallZ Ginyu Force Pose.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EarthboundBeginnings'' Review]]
* At the beginning, Johnny finds out that he needs to type in the favorite food after giving names to the characters. He wonders if the menu will also ask his social security number and CAPTCHA to make sure he's not a robot.
* "The fucking [[AnimateInanimateObject lamp]] suddenly springs to life and attacks me! What the fuck?"
* "Guygoo? Geegoo? Giegue? Gyigas!" Despite being raised by Ninten's grandparents as a human (or dog, whatever...), it wants to [[KillThemAll destroy humanity]]. The best part? ''Johnny doesn't give a fuck about that''.
** Also calling it ''Giggity''.
* The ability to inflict pain with [[PrecisionFStrike swear words]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''YEAH, FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE PRICK! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT NOW?''' - that's basically what's happening...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''EAT SHIT AND DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!''' There we go...
* Fuck You: The Spell
* ''During my [=3rd=] hour-long grinding session that I didn't record because '''[[CaptionHumor IT'S A GRINDING SESSION]]'''"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EarthBound'' Review]]
* Getting shocked by the high prices for the ''[=EarthBound=]'' cartridges.
* Getting ''[=ChuggaConroy=]'' for the review by showcasing the photo of Johnny with him from the [=PAX East=].
* Johnny decides to leave Poo's name unchanged '''[[CaptionHumor BECAUSE HIS NAME IS FUCKING POO]]'''.
* When it comes to great video game protagonists, they're highly regarded for their heroism, but they're total "cardboard boxes" in terms of personality. Johnny even switches the pictures of Mario, Ness and Link with the [[VisualPun literal cardboard boxes]] to emphasize this.
* Very wierd facial expression of Tasahir the Loch-Ness monster:
-->'''Johnny:''' Does this look like the face of mercy, motherfucker?
* When Johnny gets nauseous from the status conditions, he immediately thinks about ''beef stew'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Hey, I could be on fucking deathbed - but you'll never get me to hate my beef stew! And I fucking know my beef stew... *''cut to Johnny cooking said beef stew''*
* Getting aggravated by the randomly popping photographer who takes pictures of Ness, and also imagining him as a bearded pervert.
-->'''Johnny:''' You're trying to pull shit like this in America - and your ass goes to fucking jail! <...> Sweet Jesus... leave me alone, you fucking creeper!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MOTHER3'' Review]]
* "Roughousing with friendly FUCKING '''DINOSAURS'''???"
* After finding out that the name of the setting is called ''Nowhere Island's'' Johnny grumbled that he should've named the dog [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Courage]].
* "Oh, look at the cute little frog in a sports convertible! It's so adorable!"
* Pointing out that the random lightning strikes hit only those who don't have Happy Boxes in their houses:
-->'''Johnny:''' Christ! Imagine if Best Buy summon the Light of Judgement if you didn't own the [=TV=]... I'm now imagining Best Buy being like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]!
* Getting distracted by the Club [[UnfortunateNames TITIBOO]].
* Lucas falls down from the great height into the haystack... [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Sounds familliar]]?
-->'''Johnny:''' You could fall from fucking orbit and be alright as long as you landed in hay!
* Johnny's reaction to characters having ''an actual drug trip''.
* While mentioning super-toilet, Johnny inserts the clip "Aaaah!!!".
* Showcasing Reggie Fils-Amie setting one of the fans on fire with a Mario fireball.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' Review]]
* In this game, some monsters would be persuaded to go away. Johnny says it feels like "turning down another agent of [[AnimalWrongsGroup Greenpeace]]".
* Describing the dodging mechanic.
-->'''Johnny:''' It can get super-hectic at times: going from a simple game of dodging straight projectiles to '''HOLY FUCK, WHEN DID IT SUDDENLY BECOME A SHOOT-EM-UP FROM HELL???'''
* The overall summary of the [[KillEmAll Genocide]] approach:
-->'''Johnny:''' You wanna be a bastard? You don't get to enjoy, you don't deserve any satisfaction! Killing is wrong, how dare you trying to fully complete the game? We're gonna give you the hardest encounters in this game because ''FUCK YOU!'' The ''[=XP=]'' and ''[=LV=]'' don't actually mean ''Experience'' and ''Levels'', but rather ''Execution Points'' and ''Level of Violence'', you fucking prick- '''[[CaptionHumor I GET IT.]]'''
* "Using the child as your vessel - [[ThatCameOutWrong I'm sorry, that sounded a bit demonic...]]"
* At the end of the review, Johnny gets interrupted with the dreaded "9's" screen and howling wind which signifies the appearance of Chara. Thankfully, Johnny himself manages to finish the review in time.
-->'''Johnny:''' Thank you guys for watching, have yourselves a fantastic- *''Chara reappears''* ffffuck me... [[BreakingTheFourthWall OK, you guys better just scroll down, turn the volume down... just close it-]] *''Chara [[JumpScare scares the fuck out of Johnny]]''* '''WOAH, FUCK ME!!'''
-->*''Cue Chara slashing at the screen. The red 9's fill the shaking screen''*
!![[AC:''The Franchise/StreetFighter Series'' Review]]
* Johnny tries to start reviewing the original ''Street Fighter''... only to get [[CurbStompBattle curb-stomped]] by [[SNKBoss Sagat]]. Cue Johnny dropping the controller.
** From the same game, while discussing Sagat himself:
-->'''Johnny:''' When he's not after your pride - he's after your fucking pocket change...
** His weird face at the Vs. screen is (probably) the result of "the allergic reaction to success".
** Sagat also returns in ''Street Fighter II'':
-->'''Johnny:''' ...he's still a very tall man with longer reach and- '''[[LargeHam TIGER! TIGER! TIGER UPPERCUT! TIGER-]]'''
* '''THE STREET FIGHTERS ARE ASSHOLES'''
* From the ''Street Fighter The Movie: The Game'' portion:
** Johnny is legitimately baffled at Sawada's special attack... which turns out to be a ''simple slide'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Like, his insatiable need for a hug needs to be a fucking super-attack!
** Also, Zangief's "stun animation":
-->'''Johnny:''' What do you think Zangief's doing here? This shit isn't the stun animation - that's me trying to blend in in the nightclub. ''*Cue Johnny performing said "animation" along with Zangief*''
* As of ''Street Fighter Alpha'' series, M. Bison also "studied the art of monetary fuckery from Sagat".
* This bit from ''Street Fighter EX'' series:
-->'''Johnny:''' Whoa, man! If that isn't the biggest "Booty Warrior"-face Ken would give, I dunno what comes close - maybe Adon in ''Street Fighter Alpha'', but Ken is a close second... and Dhalsim thinks it's A-okay.
** The gesture Dhalsim makes in this moment speaks for itself.
* The entire descripion of [[BigBad Gill]] from ''Street Fighter III'' deserves a couple of laughs.
* The art-style of ''Street Fighter IV'' is quite surreal for Johnny, probably because:
-->'''Johnny:''' Everybody's hit the gym like a motherfucker!
* The questionable hair-style of Ken from ''Street Fighter V'' makes Johnny think that he was modeled in clay-doll workshop.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MightyNo9'' Review]]
* Johnny himself was a backer of the Kickstarter project for this game. His name is featured in the credits as ''Mighty No. 3254''.
** He even says at the end of the episode: "I am ''not'' Mighty". [[JumpingTheShark Understandably so]].
* Noting that the [=3D=] character models practice ventriloquism.
* Saying that one of the special weapons is essentially an "extremely pissed off [[VideoGame/MegaMan2 Crash Bomber]]", and how it easily destroys everything.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's like, "Fuck you, I don't have the time for this bullshit..."
* Johnny is not particularly fond of conversations... ''during the boss battles'':
-->'''Johnny:''' It's just, "Let me deal with the robot first, and then we can share our stories telepathically later, alright?"
* The Retro skin for Beck looks more like a Minecraft skin.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'' Review]]
* Johnny prefers to be on the offensive side of things while playing ''Overwatch.''
-->'''Johnny:''' I wanna be in action, get shot down, hear from my other team members and continue to piss them off because ''fuck them!''
* '''SHE'S A MEDIC SNIPER.'''
* Noting how Zarya's barriers absorb ''all'' of enemy gunfire.
-->'''Johnny:''' You got a D.Va trying to nuke you with her ultimate attack? Fuck outta here... now go back to drinking your fucking Mountain Dew!
** Immediately after this:
-->'''Johnny:''' And for the record, I don't hate D.Va players - I just hate D.Va. ''Fuck her!''
* '''[[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} GO TEAM MARIE]]'''
* "I should probably see some medical attention."
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFox1'' and ''VideoGame/StarFox2'' Review]]
* While discussing one of the earliest [=3D=] racing games, Johnny gets a little dumbfounded when he notices the completely black wall in his path. Thankfully, it was just a poorly-rendered tunnel.
-->'''Johnny:''' Alright... pants no longer shat on.
* Referring to Star Fox team as a [[RagtagBunchOfMisfits Ragtag Bunch of Space Mercenaries]].
* "Alright, that's enough of Star Fox! Let's talk about [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Star Fox]]."
* Noting how Fox [=McCloud=] is fluent in many languages while communicating with his team.
-->*''cue the unintelligible vocal banter from Star Fox team, followed by Mario and Luigi''*
** Of course, Fox's teammates also get too much shit due to their "usefulness".
* This bit about the hardest path:
-->'''Johnny:''' I appreciate the diversity, it's just... Jesus, fuck!
* Calling Andross' projectiles "Bathroom tiles".
** In the sequel, Andross himself is called a "real [[ClusterFBomb shitty shit]]".
* "Meteor with a [[MemeticMutation trollface]]"
* Johnny managed to get ''two'' prototype cartridges of ''Star Fox 2'': one was bought from ''Too Many Games'', and Johnny got another one as a donation. ''And these cartridges were obtained in the span of 10 minutes!''
-->'''[[Film/{{Superbad}} Shop employee:]]''' Fuck my life...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFox64'' Review]]
* Watching the ''Star Fox 64'' commercial in a nutshell.
** Also, [[CallBack referencing the]] [[VideoGame/SuperMarioWorld2YoshisIsland guy who explodes from eating too much shit]].
** Johnny's cringy expression returns during the Rumble Pak commercial.
* The over-the-top voice acting for Star Fox team. Also, noting how their faces "freeze to death".
** On that note, calling [[TheLancer Falco Lombardi]] "a massive cock-mongrel" also counts.
* Cut to Johnny playing ''Star Fox 64 [=3D=]'' on his [=3DS=]:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just look at me - I mean, fuck...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures'' Review]]
* The tongue-twisting name ''[=RareWare=]'' transforms into ''[=RawrWawr=]''.
* For some reason, Warp Stone reminds Johnny of WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}.
* Noting how Slippy's blank expression looks like he's witnessing the Apocalypse.
* Johnny getting the [[VideoGame/MetroidPrimeFederationForce Metroid Alarm]]. ''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake Twice]].''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidPrimeFederationForce'' Review]]
* Johnny introduces the characters in the game as if he was advertising 90's action figure line.
-->'''Johnny:''' From Hasbro! [[MotorMouth Ice cubes and Mountain Dew sold separately.]]
* Mentioning the ridiculous armor of the titular Federation Force troops and comparing it to [[Film/IronMan Iron Monger]].
* This line when mentioning the [[RunningGag Screw Attack]]:
-->'''Johnny:''' [[CallBack I shot that]] [[RunningGagged asshole dead!]]
* ''The Johnny Squad.''
-->'''Johnny:''' What do you get when you combine 3 assholes to make [=YouTube=] videos together? The '''JOHNNY SQUAD'''!
* "Mountain Dew [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]"
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/AnotherMetroid2Remake AM2R: Return of Samus]]'' Review]]
* Johnny saying that he would give ''Super Metroid Redesign'' hack a shot. Cue correcting himself with CaptionHumor:
-->''Derp. I meant not saying I NEVER will.''
* Noting how Samus could destroy all 38 Metroids on the planet in a short amount of time.
-->'''Johnny:''' That's one hell of a [=GPS=] tracker!
** Also, ''this:''
-->'''Johnny:''' Through sheer will and determination, it's only a matter of time before the word "Metroid" is wiped from the Space Dictionary - except "[[VideoGame/SuperMetroid No, it doesn't]]", "[[VideoGame/MetroidFusion No, it doesn't]]", and "[[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM No, it doesn't]]"!
* "Damn. [[CaptionHumor DAMN]]."
* In stark contrast to ''[=AM2R=]'', Johnny remembers how the Metroids from the original ''Metroid 2'' were easy enough to kill...
-->'''Johnny:''' Except Zeta Metroids - those can get fucked!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxAssault'' Review]]
* "The manual still has quick synopsises... [[NoPronunciationGuide Synopses?]]"
* Luckily, Fox [=McCloud=] finally uses his gun - a point which was poked fun of in ''Star Fox Adventures''.
* Johnny is not afraid to give this game shit for showcasing the map on the center of the screen - a shit that ''Ecco the Dolphin'' for Dreamcast also got.
* The autolock system is similar to that of ''VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog''... but with better controls.
** The word "'''BETTER'''" emphasized in quotes.
* Returning to Dinosaur Planet was cathartic for Johnny. All these handicaps from [[VideoGame/StarFoxAdventures the previous game]]? ''Gone.'' Now he can use actual fucking weapons! Except...
-->'''Johnny:''' I just wish the enemies were Sharp Claws... or fuck, General Scales - [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse give him some proper fucking closure]]!
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/StarFoxCommand'' Review]]
* Johnny mentions that he witnessed this game during his first college year.
-->'''[[CaptionHumor Caption:]]''' '''DERP: I WAS IN MY SECOND YEAR OF COLLEDGE IN 2006'''
* Johnny notices that some characters make this game easier, some - harder. For example:
-->'''Johnny:''' Try using Leon to shoot the missile down, because he FUCKING SUCKS AT IT
* Johnny points out that you can use samples of your own voice that replace the normal vocal sounds. At first, he adds in some factoids, but then follows it up with "AAAAAAAAAAAH", [[https://youtu.be/SgkAZ0L2E2U?t=7m20s the result is what he dubs "Star Fox: Belch On Command"]].
--> '''Johnny (giggling childishly):''' I am ''29''...
* Johnny trying to explain the ridiculous story.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's a fucking soap opera!
** The absurd reasoning of the split between Fox and Krystal? ''Fox is afraid that Krystal might get in danger on the battlefield...''
-->'''Johnny:''' So I guess that Slippy, Falco and Peppy were expendable, [[{{Hypocrite}} you furry fuckhead]]?
** And despite said split, both still engage in conversations which are summed up as "He said, she said" bullshit.
** Also, this statement:
-->'''Johnny:''' We have multiple unfocused storylines that sacrifice coherency for the sake of I-don't-fucking-know what!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/StarFoxZero'' Review]]
* This game is summed up as a '''[[CaptionHumor REBOOT REBOOT]]''' to the original Star Fox.
* Referring to Monarch Dodora as a ''"dickheaded twin-headed bird dragon"''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now fuck off and die!
* In ''Star Fox Guard'', Johnny praises the "heavily armed video cameras".
-->'''Johnny:''' Shit, if only I was equipped with these in ''Five Nights at Freddy's'' game...
* At the end of the review, Johnny suddenly gets smacked in the head by the ''Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice'' game box. In the next shot, Johnny gets [[CallBack dressed up into the familliar gear]]: fingerless gloves, sports tape, wig and sunglasses.
** The outtakes include Johnny shouting "FUCK!" as Mark helps to put sports tape on his hands, and Johnny himself cracking up when he sees the game.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicBoom'': ''Fire and Ice'' Review]]
* Johnny once again sports his "Boomified" look.
** [=PKSparkXX=] is seen playing along with Johnny. He does DoubleTake when he finally sees Johnny in costume.
-->'''[=PKSparkXX=]:''' My man... What are you wearing?
** After getting the title card, [=PKSparkXX=] persuades Johnny to review ''Sonic Free Riders''. Needless to say, he fails.
* Yet again, Knuckles stores nuts in his fucking mouth.
* Thinking that Mike Pollock is clearly saying "[[PrecisionFStrike Shit]] snail" to Sonic.
* Johnny has much easier time to remove the sports tape from his hands. The previous ''Sonic Boom'' review certainly helped.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddysSisterLocation'' Review]]
* Once more, Johnny [[RunningGag solemnly swears]] that there will be no jumpscares in this episode. Note how Johnny makes that promise with his LEFT hand, meaning that ''he lied this time''.
** A few minutes later, Elliot - who's wearing a werewolf costume - jumps to Johnny from behind the couch, causing Johnny to [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream like a little bitch.]]
** Another - this time ''real'' - jump scare happens later on while discussing the game, which leads to Elliot slapping Johnny while Johnny just grins with satisfaction...
-->'''Elliot''': I thought you said there were gonna be no jump scares, you dick!
* While discussing the atmosphere, Johnny randomly screams: "Scroll back up, you pussy!"
* Elliot's rant about the mini-game after Night Four has the words "'''SUPER HAPPY RANT TIME'''" overlaid on the screen.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog1'' and ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2'' Review]]
* Johnny's reaction to [[AutoScrollingLevel Bridge Zone Act 2]] in the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog18Bit 8-bit version of]] ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog18Bit Sonic the Hedgehog]]''.
---> '''Johnny:''' ...and home to the most anti-Sonic The Hedgehog gimmick to ever grace the Blue Blur, [[AutoScrollingLevel auto-scrolling]]. Auto-scrolling. In a Sonic game. What in the actual fu- I can't process all this blast! What's the point of making this guy the physical manifestation of cocaine and then taking that away from me?
* And at the end of his look at the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog28Bit 8-bit Sonic 2]], Johnny [[{{Foreshadowing}} sets up a future review perfectly by asking Tails how he feels about "explosive devices."]]
* Johnny's first encounter with the 8-bit Sonic game's own particular fetish: [[TubeTravel Transport tubes.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicChaos'' and ''VideoGame/SonicTripleTrouble'' Review]]
* Triple Trouble has springs everywhere. a lot. Leading Johnny to point out that half the time, he's going "BOING! BOING! BOING!" and how he's glad that he's on the Game Gear [[TakeThat and not]] [[VideoGame/SonicBoom Rise of Lyric]].
* After pointing out that the box art for Sonic Chaos has the AOSTH version of Robotnik on it, and the fact that it looks like Sonic's poking him in the nose, Johnny dubs Robotnik over with a goofy-sounding "Duh".
* There are tubes in these games. [[RunningGag Of course...]]
---> '''Johnny:''' What's with these 8-bit games ''and'' '''''FUCKING''''' '''''TUBES?!'''''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicLabyrinth'' and ''VideoGame/SonicBlast'' Review]]
* The fact that Eggman managed to sneak into Sonic's house in his sleep - and all he did during that opportunity was to ''swap his shoes'' - makes Johnny question the fat man.
---> '''Johnny:''' Motherfucker, that's your arch-nemesis! I'm not one to condone [[NeverSayDie murder in a series primarily meant for kids]], but come on! Burn the house down! Bust his knee caps! [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Shit on his toilet and don't flush!]] You're just ''swap his shoes''? And that does it! I'm never taking your ass seriously again, you... round... ''fuck''.
* While pointing out how Eggman's shoes have rendered Sonic unable to run or jump, Johnny compares him to [[VideoGame/ArtOfFighting Mr. Big]]...[[LampshadedTheObscureReference and admits that no one will get that reference.]]
* As Johnny states, the game's power-ups are the players' only hope...
---> '''Johnny:''' '''[[SuddenlyShouting IF THEY DIDN'T ALREADY GIVE]] [[SensoryAbuse YOU A FUCKING SEIZURE, JESUS CHRIST!!!]]'''
** Cue the game's background rapidly flashing white as Sonic grabs a powerup. Not long after, the video cuts to a shot of [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons the Simpsons]] suffering seizures as well.
* Johnny recalling the gripes that he had with the game as a kid:
---> '''Johnny:''' [[MotorMouth Robblerobble Sonicissupposedtogo FAST, whatisthispieceof SHIIIETTTT]]
* And of course, when noting that Sonic Blast also has transport tubes like every other 8-Bit Sonic game before it, Johnny voices his exasperation [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVThePhantomPain in a particular way.]]
--> '''Johnny:''' ''Augh, such a lust for laziness!'' '''''TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!!'''''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/TailsSkyPatrol'' & ''VideoGame/TailsAdventure'' Review]]
* The intro animation for the video, fittingly named "Main/DissonantSerenity".
* ''Tails' Sky Patrol'' is a game where Tails cannot touch the floor or walls - or else he dies instantly. Which is why Johnny promptly calls it ''Miles "Tails" Prower In: THE FLOOR IS LAVA.''
** Also, referring to this game as a ''Do-or-Die Skypatrol''.
* Poking fun at the mint candy - Tails' canonical favorite food.
-->'''Johnny:''' Now I can see why - it keeps him high! *''[[IncrediblyLamePun cue the rim shot]]''* [[RhymesOnADime This shit rhymes itself!]] '''[[CaptionHumor DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS]]'''
* Johnny ''still'' has his Game Gear from 1995.
-->'''Johnny:''' Thanks for only telling me this ''now'', Elliot! I thought that shit was lost in the [[Franchise/PrinceOfPersia Sands of Time]] years ago!
* This bit during the ''Tails Adventure'' bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' Sure, the island's inhabitants need to be rescued, and the Chaos Emeralds need to be found. But these assholes... interrupted Tails' beauty sleep. And I'm sorry, ''they need to die.''
* Lampshading the overall CrazyPrepared-sort of character that Tails sports in his ''Adventure'' game.
-->'''Johnny:''' Where was ''this'' Tails in the ''Adventure'' games?
-->*''for a brief fraction of a second, the Sonic '06 case pops up with the caption: "THIS DOESN'T COUNT!"''*
* "Haters-gonna-hate walk"
* Tails is able to use Chaos Emeralds ''individually'', unlike his pal Sonic.
-->'''Johnny (to Sonic):''' Take some notes, you blue fuckboy!
* The portable '''RAIDO''' in Tails' arsenal.
* The ending animation, which depicts smiling Tails [[UnflinchingWalk walking away from an exploding ship]] in an amazing homage to the ending credits of ''VideoGame/MegaMan7'', complete with credits theme.
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/{{Shantae}} Shantae: Half-Genie Hero]]'' Review]]
* "[[VideoGame/MightyNo9 Mighty Number]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]]"
** The overall structure of this game also reminds Johnny a lot about Mega Man, [[VideoGame/MightyNo9 and]]...
-->'''Johnny:''' [[MotorMouth DontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutitAAGHITHOUGHTABOUTIT]]
* The Mayor of Scuttle Town is being a dick to Shantae yet again by calling the termination of her duties as a guardian to Sequin Land.
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
** ''EVERYONE'', as Johnny points out during the plot synopsis, are being dicks to her too.
* Creator/JakeKaufman [[VideoGame/ShovelKnight yet again]] delivers the amazing soundtrack.
-->'''Johnny (while Shantae is dancing):''' I wanna dance my ass off to some of these tunes!
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehogPocketAdventure Sonic Pocket Adventure]]'' Review]]
* One of the start screen options is ''Go to Room''.
-->'''Johnny:''' OK Mom, calm it down!
* Noting that this game has a lot of similarities to ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2''... even though one of the zones is still called ''Sky Chase''.
-->'''Johnny:''' That shit is still Sky Chase! No one gave a shit about this zone...
** Also, the bottomless pits and the ''Not-Chemical Plant Zone'':
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor AH FUCK THEY'RE PLANTING THE SEEDS]]'''
* Johnny's reaction upon stumbled over [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Slicer]]... [[RunningGag yet again.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' ...Though I'm sure this is just this game's- *''gets hit by Slicer''* [[SuddenlyShouting OH FUCK YOU, I KNEW IT!]] Kiss my fucking ass, Slicer! [[MotorMouth Taking away all my rings that I need for Special Stage that God only knows how many chances to get those and-]] ''*gets hit by Slicer again*'' '''OH, FUCKING HELL!!!'''
* During one of the boss battles with Dr. Robotnik, good ol' Doc himself is always trying to get higher so Sonic couldn't hit him that easily.
-->'''Johnny:''' He has no reason to do that shit, by the way - but he does it anyway, you fucking moron...
** Also, Sonic is able to ''[[GuideDangIt jump off the explosions]]'' during said fight.
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicAdvance The Sonic Advance Trilogy]]'' Review]]
* Poor ''[=AntDude=]'' wasting all that time getting to Magfest... only for Magfest to already be over by the time he gets there.
** He tries to get ''two'' Guest Title Cards. Johnny berates him for it.
* During the ''Advance 2'' portion of the review, [=AntDude=] says that Cream the Rabbit is packing the so-called ''Weapon of Mass Destruction''... [[MoodWhiplash a cute Chao companion called Cheese]]. Johnny gets a little bit dumbfounded, confusing Cheese with an ''[[Film/DrStrangelove actual tactical nuke]].''
* "'''''This fucking music is so good...'''''"
* [=AntDude=] is quick to point out that Johnny collected all Gold Medals in ''Sonic '06''.
-->'''Johnny:''' Firstly, that was only with Sonic - and secondly, [[SelfDeprecation I'm a fucking idiot.]] This is different, man...
** Also, end of the flashback with ''[[WebVideo/TheCompletionist Jirard the Completionist]]''.
-->'''Jirard:''' So, what's the Sonic game you're playing?
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Sonic Advance 2''.
-->*''{{Beat}}, with Jirard looking a bit confused''*
-->'''Jirard:''' Good luck, buddy!
-->*''cut back to Johnny's frown''*
* When Johnny starts getting [[BerserkButton a little angry]] at the level design for ''Sonic Advance 3'', '''CENSORED MODE''' is suddenly activated - much to his confusion. It was all [=AntDude=]'s doing.
-->'''Johnny:''' Don't mess with my audio effects!
!![[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicRush The Sonic Rush Trilogy]]'' Review]]
* The description of ''[[ActionGirl Blaze the Cat]]'' in general:
-->'''Johnny''': A badass that wasn't [[StalkerWithACrush hopelessly chasing someone]], [[TheScrappy looking for a frog]] or [[StickyFingers obsessed with jewelry]]; she was a princess that did her fucking job - '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 THAT DID HER FUCKING JOB]]''' - and was from another dimension - '''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 ANOTHER DIMENSION]]'''. And she has [[KillItWithFire fire powers]], too: she can ninja-kick the shit out of anything to save the cremation costs, as well.
* Johnny's dumbfounded confusion by ''Sonic Colors'' on the DS seemingly attempting to meld ''Sonic Rush'' and ''Sonic '06'' into the same continuity. For that fact, he flips off the Sonic '06 game case at one point.
** Speaking of ''Sonic '06'', here comes Silver...
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor AH FUCK,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck HERE WE GO.]]''' The future's been fixed, right? Why the fuck is he here? And why is Blaze with him? Are they trying to pay respects to both ''Sonic Rush'' and ''Sonic '06''? Because I can tell you right now...
-->*''[[YourHeadAsplode cue the]] [[Film/{{Scanners}} literal mind-blowing]]''*
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, what ''that'' guy said!
* This line when explaining Blaze's story:
-->'''Johnny:''' She soon befriends [[TheCutie Cream The Rabbit]], because you're a fucking monster if you're not friends with [[FriendToAllLivingThings Cream The Rabbit]].
* The brief summary of the first ''Rush'' game.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's boost here, boost there, don't die here- '''[[ButtonMashing AAGH FUCK MY HAND]]'''
** Also, noting that Super Sonic is usable only in the final stage.
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, [[CaptainObvious the sky is blue?]] '''[[CaptionHumor OH FUCK!]]'''
* This humorous bit during the ''Sonic Rush Adventure'' portion.
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SelfDeprecation Who names their henchman Johnny? That's an asshole's name...]]
* The recurring SensoryAbuse moments. When it comes to ''Sonic Colors'':
-->'''Johnny:''' ''[[MotorMouth Yeahokayfuckingstop!]]''
* The CallBack to the console ''Sonic Colors'' version:
-->'''Dr. Eggman:''' [[BlatantLies This amusement park was constructed entirely out of a sense of remorse for my past transgressions]], [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial and is in no way associated with any sort of evil plot or premeditated misdeeds.]]
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Dr. Wolfe]]''': ''LIAR!''
!! [[AC:''Sonic Racing Games'' Review]]
* Noting that Silver makes an appearance in ''Sonic Rivals'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Is this asshole just not allowed to have a good future now?
-->'''Franchise/{{Terminator}}:''' [[Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines Judgement Day is inevitable.]]
-->'''Johnny:''' Oh, fuck you and that cop-out!
* Johnny takes a minute to complain about having a European copy of Sonic Rivals 2.
--> '''Johnny:''' The fuck is a PEGI?[[labelnote:explanation]][[DontExplainTheJoke Its the European video games rating board, hence its acronym of "Pan European Game Information."]][[/labelnote]]
* Noting that one of the songs from ''Sonic Riders'' sounds like someone is "literally fucking the soundtrack".
* Johnny's first attempt at the first track in [[VideoGame Sonic Riders]] left him a stuttering mess.
* In order to finally play [[VideoGame/SonicRiders Sonic Free Riders]], Johnny is forced to use the [[ScrappyMechanic Kinect]]. Main/HilarityEnsues...
** First off, he takes time to poke fun at Kinect itself: it sports the filter that resembles the Franchise/{{Predator}} vision. But the icing on the cake is the delivery of this line:
-->'''Johnny:''' You can't hit a moving target, bitch! ''COME ON!''
** Calling himself "a fucking stalker".
** While raising his arms to grab rings, Johnny briefly says: "Givin' you my energy, [[Anime/DragonBallZ Goku!]]"
** ''"Moving around at the speed of cramp..."''
** ''"Fly high... lesbian fox!"''
** Johnny says he looks like he's about to end an episode of a sitcom, complete with freeze-frame in mid-jump and the words [[SelfDeprecation "Written, Reviewed, and Edited by This Numbnuts"]] overlaid on the screen.
** Probably the funniest part of that portion was towards the end, when he accidentally started another race when he was trying to sign off and stop recording footage...
-->'''Johnny:''' Damn you... Damn you... '''DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL...'''
** Another funny part is the portion where he is shown dancing with the text "'''[[SelfDeprecation DO I LOOK LIKE A FIT MOTHERFUCKER?]]'''" overlaid over the footage.
* His brief confusion at people like real life professional stock car racer Danica Patrick being in Sonic And All-Stars Racing Transformed alongside a [[VideoGame/TotalWar Shogun]] and a VideoGame/FootballManager (those last two are exclusive to the PC version but still.)
!! [[AC:''[[VideoGame/SonicChronicles Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood]]'' Review (Revisit)]]
* '''JESUS THIS MUSIC'''
* Johnny's surprise at what his past self said about the game.
** And he's shocked he had hair back in 2008.
** He also takes time to make fun of the fact that he never bothered to change the batteries in the smoke detector.
* In the backstory of ''The Dark Brotherhood'' itself, Sonic goes away - possibly for a couple of years... And because of this, Johnny thinks that the events of the ''VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries'' transpired during Sonic's overdose.
* Referring to [[BigBad Imperator Ix]] as ''Ziggy''.
* Noticing one of the Chaos ''headbanging'':
-->'''Johnny:''' Goddamn! What sort of heavy metal is he listening to if he's swinging his head that violently?
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/SonicUnleashed'' Review (Revisit)]]
* Elliot has the same [[FlatWhat reaction]] as a lot of people when Johnny brings up Sonic Unleashed for mobile devices.
* In the middle of the video, Elliot suddenly dons his werewolf costume, and keeps it for the rest of the review. Cue Johnny giving him [[https://youtu.be/H_lj5gWug50?t=294 a very confused and hilarious look.]]
* Could just be the timing, as the movie debuted in theaters a few days after this review went up, but Johnny refers to the Gaia Colossus as "[[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers A Megazord that would make even Zordon blush]]".
* This [[SuddenlyShouting unexpected]] bits:
--> '''Johnny''': We've gone beyond the slower methodical approach from the past games and went full out-- '''[[SuddenlyShouting YEEEEEEEEEE]][[SensoryAbuse EEAAAAAAAAA-]]'''
* At the end, Elliot laments the old days, where they would talk shit to each other about which game was better. Johnny suddenly gets an idea: He and Elliot play Sonic Free Riders multiplayer!
[[/folder]]
[[folder: ''Johnny vs. the World (Season 5)'']]
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker'' Review]]
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Fucking Matters"
* Johnny's rant against the ocean. It only lasts about ten seconds, but it's worth a chuckle or two:
--> ''Water, lots of water, [[ScrappyMechanic too much fucking water]], '''[[NightmareFuel OH MY GOD, WHAT DID I DO]]''', am I there yet, and [[AmericansHateTingle I will rip your dick off, Tingle!]]''
* "Under the orders of this mysterious and elusive... [[BaitAndSwitch Ganondorf]]"
* While showing off the camera in the Wii U version to take selfies, one of the selfies has Link smiling while ''Ganondorf himself'' gets ready to stab him in the back.
* '''GIVE ME THE FUCKING SAIL'''
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess'' Review]]
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That Tips 20%"
* When Johnny shows off the two hookshots, he starts singing a rendition of the Spider-Man theme song.
-->Watch out! Here comes Skulltula-Man!
* Johnny being unnerved by some of the manic or nasty grins Midna shows off. "When she isn't thinking about poisoning my drink..." and "Given the opportunity, I think she'd actually EAT Navi..." are just some of his reactions.
** [[https://htf-ytp.deviantart.com/art/Midna-Eating-Navi-GIF-368919329 Here it is in picture form!]]
* Using the boots that let him walk on the roof is compounded with a loud clang with every step.
* The mini-game that has Johnny using a device that mimics his hammer swings has Johnny constantly getting hit in the head with the large hammer.
-->(bonk) Ow. (bonk) Ow. (bonk) Ow.
* The way Johnny hypes up the final battle between Link and Ganondorf in a brilliantly epic style...before Link pulls out the fishing rod and takes down an utterly pathetically distracted King of Evil.
--> ''And so, its come to this, a one-on-one confrontation between Link and Ganondorf! A duel of fates, destinies clashing face to face, the Triforce of Power versus the Triforce of Courage! And it'll take Link every bit of his soul, to help defeat the King of E-'' '''''[[BaitAndSwitch Ooh, look at the fishing rod!]] [[MotorMouth Here, Ganondorf, here, look at the fishing rod!]] [[DistractedByTheShiny Look at the fishing here Ganondorf, here Ganon-]]''''' Bing, Boom, Slash, Bam, [[VideoGame/ZeldaIITheAdventureOfLink GAME OVER, RETURN OF DUMBASS]]
** That image of Ganondorf screaming in agony plays over the closing credits.
!! [[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword'' Review]]
* The intro features a slow zoom-in on Link's deer-in-the-headlights stare.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That- Wow... Took A While To Get This Time"
* When talking about how he wanted the gold Wii Mote with Wii Motion Plus already installed, he inserts a clip of [[Film/AustinPowers Goldmember yelling "I love gold!"]]
* Johnny's utter bafflement at [[ArcFatigue how long the story is.]]
* While showing off the motion controls, Johnny decides to start dancing. [[CharacterDevelopment A far cry from how much he hated the Wii's motion controls back in 2008.]]
* [[BrickJoke Attempting to distract Demise with the butterfly net.]] [[NoSell It doesn't work.]]
* When Demise curses Link and Zelda to always have to fight an incarnation of his hatred, the aforementioned image of TP Ganondorf screaming in agony is superimposed over the Demon King.
* Johnny [[CallBack once again shows off how]] [[LargeHam hammy he can be]] with the return of his MundaneMadeAwesome sequence from ''VideoGame/MetroidPrime3Corruption'':
-->'''[[SuddenlyShouting TWIST THAT BOSS KEY! GUIDE THIS BEETLE! SKETCH THAT BACON! TURN THIS DIAL! MAKE THE EYEBALLS DIZZY! STRIKE THE SPECIFIC GEMSTONE! RIP OFF THAT ARM! AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! SLICE HORIZONTALLY! SLICE VERTICALLY! AND THRUST, THRUST,]] [[RuleOfThree THRUST!]]'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'' Review]]
* The intro just shows Link slowly descending with the paraglider.
* "The Master Sword: The Blade That's- [[OhCrap OH MY GOD IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!]]"
* [[BrickJoke The return of]] [[CallBack ROCK LAUNCH! HUAH!!]]
** Link doesn't go very far and [[EpicFail ends up rolling around the ground in pain]].
* "I experimented", as Link wears the Gerudo Vai clothes and holds two watermelons to his chest.
* When he announces his [[Franchise/KingdomHearts next marathon,]] all he can do is let out a long sigh, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck telling us all how he feels about playing all those games back to back while discussing their stories.]]
--> '''Johnny''': Get your Darkness Counters ready, I'm gonna go get [[INeedAFreakingDrink a fuckload of booze]] for the type of shit I'm about to step into!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI'' Review]]
* The repeated image of Johnny petting his UsefulNotes/PlayStation2.
* There's a brief scene of Johnny gushing over his favorite Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' characters, which ends when he gets to [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Sephiroth]] [[BonusBoss and pleads for the guy to stop kicking him in the dick]].
* While talking about the overall series, he mentions that not every game needs a number after it to be relevant....[[FreezeFrameBonus Except for 358/2 Days, which has too fucking many, as the text says.]]
* Johnny pretends to have trouble lifting one of his Keyblades.
* After giving a rather hefty infodump, we get a scene between Donald and Goofy from Deep Jungle.
-->'''Goofy''': Did you get that?
-->'''Donald''': No.
* Johnny listing the characters from ''Final Fantasy''. When it comes to Squall:
-->'''Squall:''' That's Leon.
-->'''Johnny:''' Yeah, whatever, Squall!
* While going over how the Disney worlds are mainly just retellings of the stories of those worlds, he mentions how [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Agrabah]] has you keeping Jafar from taking the Genie's lamp only for him to get it anyway, and now you have to deal with Genie!Jafar by [[ButtMonkey smacking the shit out of Iago]].
-->'''Creator/GilbertGottfried:''' WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KnucklesChaotix'' Review]]
* Johnny prefaces the video by talking about how the Combine Ring powerup from ''Knuckles Chaotix'' reappeared in ''VideoGame/SonicMania'', but before that he talks about the [[SugarWiki/VisualEffectsOfAwesome dazzling graphics]], [[SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic magnificent soundtrack]], and [[BreadMilkEggsSquick the fact that the Death Egg Robot shows up in Green Hill Zone]] - the final point is followed up by [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]] screaming in horror.
* While messing with the infamous ''Sonic Crackers'' prototype, it goes to an isometric perspective. Johnny's response?
-->'''Johnny''': ''Oh,'' [[{{Angrish}} *gibbering sounds*]] '''[[HeroicBSOD Sonic Labyrinth]]?!''' Oh, no no no no no, we're not dealing with ''this'' shit again.
-->*''hits a remote switch [[StuffBlowingUp detonating Sonic Crackers off his TV]] and seamlessly transitioning into Knuckles Chaotix proper''*
* Going over the [[UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis Sega 32X]] advertisements, Johnny notices the [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything rather unsubtle innuendos]] that even the ads [[LampshadeHanging call the reader out on for assuming.]] His response when one asks "What did you think we were talking about, you little degenerate?" [[TemptingFate to yet another joke about placing the 32X ontop of the core console?]]
-->'''Johnny''': ''[[BrutalHonesty Consolefucking.]]'' You were talking about consolefucking.
* The comparisons to other Sonic games don't end: when the [[MacGuffin Chaos Rings]] are brought up, Johnny snaps into brief {{Angrish}} again and promptly tosses ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheSecretRings'' in the trash when he likens them to that game's seven World Rings.
* Johnny snaps a jab at [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome Mighty the Armadillo]] for being a painted-over Sonic sprite.
-->'''Johnny''': In Knuckles Chaotix, he's essentially the not!Sonic the Hedgehog. I mean, just look at his spritework, [[TakeThat he's the original Sonic fan character.]]
* When talking about how [[GameBreaker Charmy the Bee breaks the game over his knee,]] the video randomly cuts to (presumably) [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Johnny tapping the game cartridge on the pavement with a hammer repeatedly.]]
* On the topic of [[JokeCharacter Heavy and Bomb]], John mentioned that he could at least get some use out of [[LethalJokeCharacter Heavy]] by picking him up and running into enemies with him. Bomb, on the other hand? All he has to say is [[NoJustNoReaction "No."]]
* Johnny briefly sidetracks into [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Zoidberg]] [[ShoutOut noises]] when demonstrating that the tethered ring system can result in characters just wildly sailing through the air against all laws of physics.
* Johnny clearly praises the changes of scenery between acts of stages.
-->'''Johnny:''' It's like Sonic [=CD=] made sweet love to the [=32X=]! Hell, I could be as loon I want - didn't stop these two assholes from doing it!
-->*''[[CoitusEnsues cue more banging between Sega Genesis and [=32X=]]]''*
* Final boss transforms from a "little blue robot to '''SWEET JESUS'''"
* Noting how both Sonic & Tails show up at the ending.
-->'''Johnny (as Sonic):''' Is it over yet?
-->'''Johnny (as Knuckles):''' Kiss my ass, Sonic!
-->'''Johnny (as Mighty):''' I'm just happy to be here...
* While complimenting the graphics, he mentions that it's even more colorful than ''VideoGame/SonicCD'', before cutting to one of CD's special stages with a psychedelic sky while the theme of ''VideoGame/SonicColors'' plays.
-->'''Johnny:''' And that game was already- ''[[EarWorm THE COLORS FEEL SO BRIIIGHT!]]''
* A color glitch results in a golden Vector, which Johnny jokes to be [[SuperMode Super Vector,]] distant relative to the [[CallBack Big the Cat texture clusterfuck from his Sonic Adventure review.]] Shortly thereafter, he encounters a certain familiar glitched echidna with ashen white skin and red eyes. While fans may know this guy as [[FanNickname Wechnia]], Johnny instead dubs him "Numbles the Coke-fiend."
* How does Johnny compromise to the Kingdom Hearts fans for sidetracking with this review? By [[MemeticMutation photoshopping & Knuckles onto the Kingdom Hearts logo.]]
* When this video was debuted at Too Many Games 2017, the short portion where Johnny talks about ''VideoGame/SegaSonicTheHedgehog'' (the arcade game where Mighty the Armadillo first appeared) ended up being so loud that it drowned out the commentary. John responded to this error by saying "That's what we call a Video Error, by the way!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories'' Review]]
* The review begins with Johnny and his friend Russ first playing ''Kingdom Hearts II'' way back in 2006. Johnny's idea of portraying his 19-year-old self is with a messy afro.
** Also, the whole flashback is in black and white - even though 2006 was just over ten years ago.
** Russ shows a lot of confusion at the things seen in the first three hours of the game, with Johnny continuously saying: "They were in the last game." Which Russ thinks it means the original ''Kingdom Hearts''. It gets to the point where Johnny finally snaps:
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Chain of Memories'', Russ! They're all answered in ''Chain of Memories!'' Jesus! Fuck anime!"
* "Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix Plus Combo Pac'''[[SickeningCrunch KKGH]]'''"
** That hilarious-as-fuck face of Johnny on '''KKGH''' moment.
* Johnny's reason for Sora, Donald, and Goofy camping out? ''Pluto is an asshole.''
* Johnny essentially calls the game "an abridged series of [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment an abridged series]]."
-->'''Johnny''': '''[[MindScrew WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT ONE.]]'''
* While discussing how the player can summon Donald and Goofy via cards, Johnny mentions how Goofy wrecks shit up with his shield attacks, but Donald... not so much.
--> '''Johnny''': [[SarcasmMode Really? You're gonna cast Fire Magic on the guy that uses FIRE.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I! Will! Eat you!]]
** Complete with Donald being wreathed in flames.
* Comparing the card mechanic to [[TabletopGame/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh!]] results in this:
--> '''[[LargeHam Johnny:]]''' ''[[GratuitousJapanese Draw! Goofy Cardo! Draw! Donald Cardo! Draw! Mickey Cardo!]]''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy'' Review]]
* Johnny lampshades his ScheduleSlip right in the very beginning.
-->'''Johnny:''' Will there ever be a point where I follow ''Kingdom Hearts'' video with another ''Kingdom Hearts'' video?
* Johnny doing the Crash dance along with ''WebVideo/{{Caddicarus}} on the latter's collaboration video about the same game.
** ''That menacing DeathGlare with filters on'' when Johnny says: "That's how that works."
** Speaking of Caddicarus:
-->'''Caddicarus:''' (''[[ItMakesSenseInContext While covering Johnny's head with a sack]]''} YOUMUPPETYMALICIOUSMONKEY
-->'''Johnny:''' [[SarcasmMode He's such a nice man]]...
* '''OH GOD THESE GAMES ARE OVER TWENTY YEARS OLD'''
* Johnny tries to replicate the running-in-place gig from Crash's dance routine. Unfortunately, his legs are hurt like Hell after that, thanks to Johnny's composure.
* The obnoxious drawback from the first ''Crash Bandicoot'' game - being able to get the Box Gem only in one single life - was finally corrected in ''N.Sane Trilogy'' release. Johnny is quick to gush about this with ''Zoidberg noises'' while Crash himself hilariously deforms in the air.
* Johnny shows that he did the HundredPercentCompletion of the original ''Crash Bandicoot'' more times than necessary.
-->'''Johnny:''' I got nothing left to prove, goddammit! I just wanna '''FUCKING RELAX!'''
-->*''cue Crash getting bombarded with missing boxes''*
** Despite all other tweaks, the platforming can still be '''[[JustForPun N.SANELY N.TENSE]]'''.
** Also, the ''Stormy Ascent'' level which was cut from the original game because it was considered to be too difficult.
-->'''Johnny:''' '''[[CaptionHumor TOO DIFFICULT. IN CRASH 1. FUCKING HELL.]]'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII'' Review]]
* The intro has one bit of Sora, Donald, and Goofy dancing almost in time with the music.
* The incredibly abridged summary of the [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsI first]] [[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsChainOfMemories two games]].
* Just as Johnny starts to explain the concept of Nobodies, he says: [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "Buckle down, boys and girls..."]]
* This bit during the above.
--> '''Johnny''': Where do Namine's memory powers come from?
--> '''Roxas''': [[BigShutUp Shut up!]]
--> '''Johnny''': Well said, Roxas.
* As Johnny discusses how Roxas has resigned to his fate, we get [[MoodWhiplash "HOORAY! Sora, Donald, and Goofy are back!"]]
* Referring to [=DiZ=] as [[TooManyBelts The Walking Belt Buckle]].
* While discussing Axel's role, Johnny takes a second to laugh at the [[AccidentalPun quick line about him having a change of heart]].
* It's a bit amusing hearing Johnny lament on how the series takes itself so seriously despite him wanting them to give the occasional MythologyGag from time to time.
* Johnny admits the only reason he considers himself even a casual fan is because of the Disney and ''Final Fantasy'' fan service.
--> '''Johnny''': You should have seen my face when [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Setzer]] and [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIX Vivi]] showed up, and when Hades called up [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Auron]], oh my god [[TheImmodestOrgasm I needed a change of pants!]]
** This culminates in his brief gushing over ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' in ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsIII''.
* Donald and Goody, the result of a typo in the original game's manual.
* Supplementing [[ThatOneLevel Atlantica]] with footage from Film/TheAddamsFamily.
* "Next week is August 15. [[CallBack You know what that means...]] [[BaitAndSwitch Ben Affleck's birthday. Happy birthday, you son of a bitch!"]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicMania'' Review]]
* When stating the plot of the game, he makes a passing comment of how sporadic he is with his Kingdom Hearts reviews
--> '''Johnny''': So in a journey across time and space... Sora, Donald, and Goof- [[BaitAndSwitch -ahem, sorry,]] Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles...
* He tries to remain normal for a majority of the review, but by the end of it, he puts the nostalgia glasses on and doesn't take them off, going full MotorMouth with everything he likes and callbacks to his old Sonic reviews. Also counts as a Heartwarming moment to see Johnny so damn ''euphoric''!
* His reaction to Knuckles & Knuckles mode.
--> '''Johnny''': [[CallBack One's a beatnik, one's a Rastafarian!]]
* Writing his channel's logo in rings with Debug Mode while also skipping Chemical Plant zone because he doesn't like the Mean Bean Machine boss.
* ''The entire fanboy diatribe at the end'' is chock-full of pure happiness and contains just as much RapidFireComedy in itself...
-->'''Johnny:''' Sonic Mania is a nostalgia-filled love letter to old fans, but can be a tad alienating and maybe even slightly confusing to newcomers as far as visual appeal goes. That said, seeing as I AM a longtime fan... *''excited squealing''* '''JESUS CHRIST, THIS GAME LOOKS INCREDIBLE!''' The color palette is so rich, there's so many more frames of animation! Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all look so great - oh, it's GREAT to see them like this again! Where's my Saturn release? ''I'LL BUY TWENTY!'' And the music, Tee my man... Holy shit, this soundtrack is like my next cup of coffee laced with '''COCAINE!''' All the remixes of the old zones are top notch, and the music for the new zones is ''SO'' '''FUCKING''' '''''GOOD!''''' Press Garden Act 2 - God'''DAMN''', I love this stage: it's so serene, and the music - EEEAAAAH! The controls are perfect: none of [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4 Sonic 4]]'s stop-and-go bullshit, I roll down hills and loops, and I go faster and faster, and there's actual fucking flow to my movements! ''BLUE SPHERE!'' Oh, it's GOOD seeing this come back! We got layouts returning from ''VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles'', and we got some brand new layouts- [[BreathlessNonSequitur I fucking missed the Perfect]] again for the fifth time, but I got plenty more chances to get those medals! AND THE MEDALS! Ooh, I can unlock a SoundTest and listen to these songs like in Sonic CD, and ''DEBUG MODE IS BACK'''! I can make stupid shit with rings and end stages early because '''FUCK PUYO PUYO!'' Knuckles & Knuckles! [[CallBack One's a beatnik, one's a Rastafarian!]] Is that the [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Death Egg Robot]] in Green Hill Zone? '''''THERE IS NO GOD!!''''' HOLY SHIT, BALOOKLALOOK- Its ME who's riding the Egg-O-Matic! '''EAT SHIT, ROBOTNIK!!!''' I can use a [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog3 Flame Shield]] in [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2 Oil Ocean!]] Oh my God, '''''I CAN SET THE OIL ON FIRE!''''' [[CallBack I've always wondered what would happen if you threw a match into this place since my old Sonic 2 review, and they answered that! THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING ANSWERED THAT!]] '''''[[Music/ArthurBrown I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!]]''''' SUPER SONIC! YEAH, I can comfortably grab all the Chaos Emeralds and abuse this son of a bitch JUST LIKE BEFORE, and I also don't have to worry about hearing the [[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles invincibility theme loop]] every 5 Goddamn seconds - seriously, that shit was '''THE WORST!''' Just don't transform near a spinning drum- Knuckles, what the fuck are you doing? Tails - you too, is this a fucking trend?! And where's your '''''[[CallBack FLICKY ARMY OF DEATH?]]''''' Sonic, cut that shit out! Yeah, I ran into a few collision issues here and there, but it rarely affected my total experience and maybe that too is a call back to ''VideoGame/SonicCD'' on the Sega CD! JESUS, THIS GAME-
--> *''cut to Johnny''*
--> ...is a textbook example of [[PanderingToTheBase nostalgic pandering]], but I DON'T FUCKING CARE! ''Sonic Mania'' is amazing, you should GO FUCKING BUY IT, '''SHOW SEGA WHERE THE MONEY IS, AND HOPEFULLY THIS WILL LEAD TO MORE ORIGINAL SHIT!''' It's like ''VideoGame/CrashBandicootNSaneTrilogy''! I LOVE THAT GAME! Just how I love Sonic Mania! Fu- what are you waiting for?! Go fucking buy- I'll see you in ''Kingdom Hearts''! GO BUY- '''''GO FUCKING-'''''
--> *''cut to credits''* '''DAMN, THIS IS SO GOOD...'''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2'' Review]]
* Not in this video itself, but in the first Kingdom Hearts video, there's a brief shot of the Kingdom Hearts timeline, and even though Johnny says not every game needs a number after it to be the main title, [[FreezeFrameBonus a subtitle appears under this game reading "Except this one, which has too fucking many".]]
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': So do we get some sort of characterization for the rest of the Organization members? [[BaitAndSwitch NOPE!]]
* At one point, Johnny refers to himself as a "sexual can of Spam".
* Johnny admitting to falling asleep while on a Neverland mission.
* Hoping that Axel, Xion and Roxas would get diabetes after eating truckloads of ice cream over the course of the game.
** Even Johnny admits his dislike for a particular line in the game by simply saying: "That line, though? Sucks." [[DontExplainTheJoke Yeah, you all know the line.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsBirthBySleep'' Review]]
* Johnny's [[SelfDeprecation jab]] at his own ScheduleSlip regarding the ''Kingdom Hearts'' marathon constantly being interrupted by other games.
--> '''Johnny''': Could it be? I'm following a ''Kingdom Hearts'' video with another ''Kingdom Hearts'' video? What is this, some sort of marathon?
* The cover gives us this gem:
--> '''Johnny''': Don't know who these other two are, but why is Roxas here?
* Johnny figures that if Xehanort wants to find Ventus's body in Castle Oblivion, he'll have to get past that card battle mechanic.
** Of course, there's also the whole "To find is to lose and lose is to find" memory wiping thing.
* As a nice callback, after Johnny gives a lengthy explanation about why Roxas looks like Ventus due to the latter taking refuge in Sora's heart and Roxas taking on Ventus's appearance, we get this:
-->'''Goofy''': Did you get that?
-->'''Donald''': No.
* The return of the ''Franchise/{{Metroid}}'' alarm.
* Johnny's remarks about how the game doesn't even try to hide the fact that [[ObviouslyEvil Master Xehanort is the bad guy.]] ''Especially'' the delivery of these lines, complete with close-ups on Xehanort's face:
-->'''Johnny:''' [Terra's] inner darkness gets out of hand for a second, which I'm sure Master Xehanort would know nothing about, because ''just fucking look at him!!!''
-->'''Johnny:''' ''(about the disappearance of Xehanort and the appearance of the Unversed)'' Hoping the two aren't connected, to which I say, "What do you fucking think???", Eraquis sends Terra and Aqua to check on the situation.
* Johnny mentioning that the reason Master Xehanort wants to start another Keyblade War...was because he was curious.
-->'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' [[WhatAnIdiot What are you, fucking stupid?!]]
* "And if you think it couldn't get any worse for the man, we've still got the game's climax." Cue [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]] laughing while wearing a Disney hat.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MetroidSamusReturns'' Review]]
* One bit of the theme song has Samus descending an elevator, with the theme music acting like elevator music.
* While showing off the game's exclusive Amibos, Johnny spends a few seconds poking the Metroid Amibo while saying "Give me Hyper Beam".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsCoded'' Review]]
* After the intro, Johnny doesn't even introduce the game. He just stares at the camera for a few seconds while holding his DS.
* "We get a re-tread of a re-tread of a re-tread! What in the blue fuck?..."
* The entire Spaceballs bit when Mickey and company find themselves digitized in the journal.
* Due to the fact that the game tries to turn the word "hurt" into a noun, Johnny mentions how the game's writing "fills him with hurt".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/KingdomHearts3DDreamDropDistance'' Review]]
* How does Johnny start this review? By asking his viewers to join him for one last trip to hell.
* At one point, there's a random clip of some guy getting hit by a machine that keeps slapping him while he's trying to sleep.
* Johnny doesn't like the [[ScrappyMechanic drop meter]], and while in the middle of discussing it, he suddenly drops....Into an WebVideo/AntDude video. Anthony continues as though nothing happened until HE drops, and Johnny has just enough time to take a drink of coffee while [[FlippingTheBird flipping off the drop meter]] before he can potentially drop again.
* This line:
-->'''Johnny''': This game has time travel. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ''disgusted sigh'']]
* To round out both the video and the marathon, Johnny takes a few seconds to poke fun at [[ScheduleSlip how he kept getting distracted by other games in between.]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SonicForces'' Review]]
* There's something oddly humorous about seeing Johnny's first avatar wearing a dapper-looking tuxedo while also having this [[ThousandYardStare dead look in his eyes.]]
* Johnny takes a moment out of the story recap to point out the stupidity of the [=PS4=]'s warning about gameplay recording being blocked during certain scenes.
* The [[BrickJoke return of the]] [[Film/AceVenturaPetDetective "War is hell" scene.]]
* Upon showing off his new avatar, Johnny names her "Cat The Blaze".
--> '''Johnny''': I had to fill the gap somehow.
* This:
--> '''Johnny''': [[ContinuitySnarl What is coherency in this franchise?]]
* Johnny decides to nickname Infinite [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 "Mephiles]] [[DisappointedByTheMotive with an even lamer backstory".]]
* He names his third avatar Frank, [[BadAssInANiceSuit a guy with a great fashion sense]] [[ThousandYardStare but has seen the end of days]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and likes to lurk under your bed while reciting lyrics from Guns N Roses songs.]]
--> '''Johnny''': [[DefensiveWhat What?]]
* In a bit of CaptionHumor, Johnny adds a picture of Super Sonic, saying he's future DLC, along with [[OffModel Sanic]] shirts.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}: The Woolies Strike Back'' Review]]
* "What the actual shit?" at the beginning.
* Bubsy didn't had any pounce attack before because "you know, HE'S A FUCKING BOBCAT".
* Johnny's infuriation by Bubsy's talking during the game which culminates with this:
-->'''Bubsy:''' Double Pounce! Multi-Pounce! Ultra Pounce!\\
'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin:''' SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
* For Johnny, the new Bubsy game itself being worth $30 is fucking laughable.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey'' Review]]
* This video is full of nods and callbacks to the Mario 64 review, and it starts right from the very beginning.
--> '''Mario''': Hey, are you ready to Mario-cise?
--> '''Johnny''': Mother of God...
* There's a bit of the intro with Mario, dressed as Luigi, and Pauline dancing seemingly in time with the theme music.
** [[BrickJoke This bit returns for the end credits.]]
* When Johnny start talking about the possession ability, we suddenly cut to [[Film/TheExorcist the vomiting scene from The Exorcist.]]
* While possessing a Cheep-Cheep, [[CallBack Johnny runs into Unagi's]] [[AlwaysABiggerFish bigger, scarier cousin, Maw-Ray]]. Maw-Ray [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} lets out the same roar Unagi did,]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and when we cut back to Johnny, all we see is his hat on the now empty couch, as he has clearly run for the hills.]]
--> '''Mario''': That's a moray! Get it? A moray eel? I made a funny.
--> '''Johnny (offscreen)''': FUCK YOU!
* One scene has Johnny possessing a Moe-Eye and just staring at the screen for a few seconds.
* When Johnny starts talking about the alternate outfits Mario can purchase, he shows off the NES golf outfit, upon which [[Music/JamesBrown "Living In America"]] starts playing. The Mario head decides that that was his idea of showing off American advertisements, before randomly doing his impression of an airplane.
* Johnny is absolutely ecstatic when he finds out he can possess Hammer Brothers and Charging Chucks.
--> '''Gilbert Gottfried''': WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
--> '''Johnny (absolutely giddy)''': That's me! He's talking about me!
* Several scenes involve Mario running around in nothing but his swim shorts and the hat, which comes to a head when he's running around in the swim short sand aviator cap while running around New Donk City.
--> '''Johnny''': Ah shit, Grandpa got out of the attic again! Grandpa, no, that's not your Vespa! Someone get him off that thing before he gets someone -- Oh, I'm so sorry! What the hell are you doing, Grandpa?! '''(that last scene as Mario's hopping around a snow level in nothing but his shorts)'''
* Johnny sees Poochy and has the appropriate reaction.
--> Oh fuck.
** And then he yells at Poochy when he [[spoiler:hooks him with the Lakitu]].
--> GODDAMN IT POOCHY!
* When Johnny starts talking about how the Cappy hat doesn't fit his head, Mario chimes in with this:
--> '''Mario''': Hey, you got a good joke for Mario?
--> '''Johnny''': Your face!
** And then, when Johnny signs off, the Mario head just floats away. Johnny just walks off, completely done with this shit.
* [[Film/AustinPowers ”Goooooooooold~”]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Cuphead}}'' Review]]
* This bit:
-->'''Johnny:''' ''Cuphead'' is pretty fucking challenging... definitely not the kind of game I would recommend to those looking for a comfortable spring time breeze, it's more suitable to those that enjoy harsh winter's ball-kicking!
-->*''Cue the video where one guy is [[VisualPun literally kicking the balls of another during winter]]''*
** Of course, Johnny decides to play this game solo because no one would like to "get kicked in the dick repeatedly" along with him.
-->*''Cue the same video where guys screaming their asses off in tremendous pain''*
* "Classic mentality during the boss battles". The one that makes Johnny say:
-->'''Johnny:''' Just one more time, just one more time, I'll get you this time, motherfucker!
** '''[[CaptionHumor FUCKMEIMGONNADIE]]'''
* "[[RhymesOnADime A delightful ensemble of energetic jazz and swing that kinda makes you wanna dance and sing]]"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' Review]]
* Yet another name [[RunningGag gives Johnny problems with the correct pronounciation]]: '''Jonas Kaerlev'''. And yet, he still takes some liberties by calling him ''Jonas Kevlar''.
* Johnny's utter glee at the fact that he can get [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast the hookshot]].
* Noting that this game contains [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} the balls of yarn]] that are actually useful.
-->'''Johnny (to Bubsy):''' Take some notes, you [[ClusterFBomb fucking fuck]]!
-->'''Johnny (a bit later, still to Bubsy)''': Still taking notes down? Good... you fuck.
!![[AC:''Go, Diego, Go!: Great Dinosaur Rescue'' Review]]
* This '''entire damn episode''' is full of funny moments. First off, the intro only lasts for about a second, before cutting to Johnny sitting on the couch, drinking a cup of coffee and [[ThisIsGonnaSuck sighing in defeat.]]
* [[CallBack Much like last time, Johnny is confused as to why THIS is the first game in the Donator's Marathon.]]
* Dora the Explorer - or as the Personal Wiki labels it, "Dora the Motherfucking Explorer."
* Johnny comparing the stills on the title screen to looking like something ripped off an old America Online page.
* Upon sitting through the logos and seeing High Voltage Software logo, which is shaped like a "Danger: High Voltage" sign, Johnny abruptly chucks the game in fear.
-->'''Johnny''': Damn! These guys don't fuck around...
* Upon seeing Diego and Alicia literally jump back through time, he wonders if Diego's mom fucked a TARDIS.
** And then... ''he hears dinosaurs speaking Spanish language:''
--> '''Johnny''': They were a pretty advanced race for their time. Pity about them going extinct, though...
* ''This'':
--> '''Johnny''': [[ShapedLikeItself Maia the Maiasaura]]. Very original name there: they also have Rex the T-Rex or Steggy the Stegosaurus?
** Complete with the dinosaurs wearing top hats.
* Maia blocks Troodons' path with a large rock instead of, as Johnny puts it, "just fucking bash their skulls with a damn thing."
* "Diego and his pet... jaguar? HOLY SHIT"
* [[TooDumbToLive "There's this one dinosaur that can't reach the top of this tree to eat some leaves]], and Diego needs to ''tell him'' to stand on his hind legs in order to do so. [[LampshadeHanging You're telling me how the fuck did he survive that long without knowing that?]]"
** Immediately after that:
-->'''Alicia:''' Look, Diego! That triceratops is stuck in the tar pit!\\
'''Johnny''' [[MotorMouth Oh, fuck that guy. I'm sorry, read the books: you're a lost cause, then...]]
* When Johnny gets to a segment where he has to stomp the ground to make some Troodon think it's an earthquake, he points out that the Troodon are looking ''right at Diego and Maia's fucking faces'', and that should be the end of the game right there, complete with the raptor scene from Jurassic Park.
** The Jurassic Park thing returns for another segment, only this time the "Ah-ah-ah! You didn't say the magic word!" thing.
* Chasing the ''fucking T-Rex'' by making [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Richard Nixon impressions.]]
* Apparently, Diego has driver's license:
-->'''Johnny:''' How old is this kid again? ''8?!'' Oh fuck, Mexico is hardcore as shit!
* [[WhatTheHellHero "You can't just go messing with shit in the past, Diego!]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero You may helping the dinosaurs, but you just fucked the ecosystem, buddy!"]]
* When talking about the motion controls, Johnny points out the little icon in the lower left side of the screen.
--> '''Johnny''': That guy right there is really shoveling the shit out of that dirt. And woah! Okay, I'll shimmy to climb up some vines, [[ItMakesSenseInContext but I ain't spanking my own ass to further your agenda, you sick fucks!]]
** [[BrickJoke He still shows them off during the credits, including the one where he has to smack his ass.]]
** Then again, Johnny shows that you ''don't even have to do the movements as intended'': just shake the Remote. What really sells it is the epic bored look on his face.
* Calling the collectable badges "Ego Scout Badges".
* The game's end credits screen just has a black void in the background, so Johnny edits in [[Film/JurassicPark the T-Rex eating the lawyer.]]
!![[AC:''Dragon Power'' ([[{{Bowdlerize}} or rather,]] [[Manga/DragonBall Dragon Ball: Shenron no Nazo]][[labelnote:explanation]]Dragon Ball: Mystery of Shenron[[/labelnote]]) Review]]
* Johnny brings up the Harmony Gold dub, complete with the infamous scene where Korin calls himself "Whiskers the Wonder Cat."
* Him making fun of Bulma's (sorry, [[DubNameChange Nora's]]) mouth movements by overlapping it with [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} "Wah wah wah, wah wah wah wah wah"]].
** She still sounds like that in TheStinger.
* The reasoning that the translators for the game thought the Dragon Balls were actually a dragon's "balls," just like what Goku did in the original manga.
* Referring to Buyon as [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Jabba the Hutt]].
* When talking about the well-known scene where Master Roshi (sorry, [[DubNameChange the Hermit]]) asks to see Nora's panties, it's instead changed to burgers and sandwiches. The following scene involves the Hermit being surrounded by sandwiches and is implied to still have a {{Nosebleed}}.
--> '''Johnny:''' Did we just witness a burger orgy?
** Later: "(Goku's health) starts at a reasonable 100, but it'll soon drain faster than the Hermit with a Big Mac."
* [[ThatOneBoss Every single boss in the game is a war of attrition...]] except for [[ButtMonkey Yamcha]] (sorry, [[DubNameChange Lancer]]).
--> '''Johnny:''' The next time someone asks you what Yamcha's spirit animal is, you don't say "wolf," you say "[[VideoGame/MegaMan4 Toad Man]]."
!![[AC:''VideoGame/NarutoClashOfNinja'' Review]]
* As Johnny's about to introduce the video, he gets a call from Elliot informing him that the new SGB video is ready to go. When Johnny mentions that he's reviewing this game, Elliot uses a teleport-jutsu to appear in a puff of smoke, scaring the hell out of Johnny.
-->'''Johnny:''' '''''What the fuck?!'''''
** [[BookEnds He does it again at the end.]]
* Johnny wonders if the overly repeated "Believe it" is Naruto's catch phrase; Elliot comments that Johnny is about 10 years too late on that observation.
* [[DoubleTake Johnny has to stop one of his comments about the game to question why Naruto suddenly turned into a woman.]]
* Since Elliot's already here, Johnny decides to let him pick a game from the donator's box. The first thing Elliot sees upon seeing it? "This thing is dusty as shit."
* Elliot leaves the same way he came in, interrupting Johnny's outro line and nearly making him spill his coffee.
--> '''Johnny''': '''''JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!'''''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/EnterTheMatrix'' Review]]
* Throughout the review, Johnny does his best Morpheus impression, complete with sunglasses.
-->'''Johnny''': Greetings. Welcome back. I must apologize for the wait; I've been a little... preoccupied. (''takes off sunglasses and turns off Matrix Code filter; in normal voice)'' No, on a serious note, I hate this time of the year, planning for cons-- PAX East, [=MomoCon=], [=TooManyGames=], not to mention it's tax season, and that's always a f-- (''puts sunglasses back on, filter reactivates'')
* Johnny actually got two versions of the game from different fans.
-->'''Johnny''': If I look at the [=GameCube=] version, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and you believe what you want to believe. If I look at the [=PlayStation=] 2 version, you ''stay'' in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
-->(''camera pans toward [=GameCube=] version'')
-->'''Johnny''': (''nods'') Very well. (''inserts disc into [=GameCube=] and turns on the power'')
-->(''the main menu is shown; graphics and audio glitch, then an error message is displayed'')
-->'''Johnny''': (''in normal voice'') Welp, looks like we're staying in Wonderland...
!![[AC:''VideoGame/TheStanleyParable'' Review]]
* Johnny lists the things that Stanley can do in this game.
-->'''Johnny:''' You can open and close doors, you can can turn computer monitors on and off and push buttons to maybe open a secret passage, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick or stop a cardboard baby from getting incinerated!]]
** An achievement... for the ''jump''. "Yeah, no shit!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/DarkSouls'' Review]]
* Johnny's theme song goes on as normal, until we see footage of Johnny fighting a boss and dying.
* Referring to one of the bosses as [[CallBack a chunky-chunk fuck.]]
* "[[CaptionHumor I have no idea what I'm doing here, so fuck it]]"
* A particular moment occurs at the end, where Johnny claims that there is something that is far more difficult and horrifying compared to making the review, and that is... [[spoiler: raising [[MoodWhiplash his new newborn kitten, Selene.]]]]
** Adding to the humor is when [[spoiler: Johnny tries to bro-fist Selene after inviting her to the family.]]
-->'''Johnny''': That's the beginning of our friendship, Selene. Gimme a bro fist!
-->[[spoiler:'''Selene''': Meow... (''kitten turns away'')]]
-->'''Johnny''': OK, you'll do it later...
* Instead of the usual credits theme at the end of the episode, we got the "Sun-Worshipper" monologue from George Carlin himself.
!![[AC: ''VideoGame/BloodstainedCurseOfTheMoon'' Review]]
* Johnny notes how the castle at the distance resembles a human hand.
* Unlike all the members of Belmont Clan, Zangetsu is able to jump on stairs. Unfortunately, he can't jump off them when needed. That's the reason why Johnny notes that Zangetsu practices safety protocols... selectively.
* "Old-school, unforgiving, miserable [[RunningGag knockback]]".
* Zangetsu can ''kill his would-be companions'' upon meeting them - and he gets their powers in return! No wonder why Johnny is quick to call him an asshole.
* At one point, Johnny uses the soundtrack from ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaIIIDraculasCurse''. And it ''surprisingly fits well''... that is, until he falls into the bottomless pit by accident.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/CastleCrashers'' Review]]
* Honest Biggums interrupts Johnny playing with his kitten with a phone call.
* Honest Biggums gets 2 title cards, one with his real name and one with the name Johnny gives him, "Big Gums".
** And despite Biggums' pleas, Johnny keeps calling him "Big Gums" throughout the review.
* The credits have Johnny's character headbanging while Biggums' character is doing an Irish jig.
* Johnny is playing with Selene the kitty throughout the video, culminating in:
-->'''Johnny''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext Asshole's right at the camera]].
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX'' Review]]
* Johnny's observation of Dr. Cain's computer at the intro screen in general.
-->'''Johnny''': HOLY shit, over 32,000 TERABYTES of memory? This motherfucker's got the entirety of Pornhub in there, god damn!
** "Probably 20 [=USB=]-ports up his ass or some other shit"
** Johnny comparing the bright, colourful and happy atmosphere of Mega Man Classic and its generally kid-friendly protagonist to starting up X for the first time, reading all his schematics and Dr. Light's warning message and learning that '''THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL KILL YOU'''
* "Hey, how's it going, everybody? Yeah, I'm Sigma, hey!"
* "The world is not yet ready for this sleeping technology, but they were perfectly okay with [[VideoGame/MegaMan8 Clown Man]]"
* Johnny's reaction to the Hadouken requirements:
-->'''Johnny''': Dr. Light, what the fuck is wrong with you, man?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[VideoGame/MegaMan8 That's a good question]].
* Killing Vile with a [[MotorMouth "Yeahhadoukentothefacemotherfucker!"]]
* Johnny looks at the iPhone port. [[https://youtu.be/53tx2gZ9Qzg?t=1006 His smile and optimism: gone.]]
** [[spoiler: [[Film/HarryPotterandtheDeathlyHallowsPart2 Voldemort]]: “EH HEH HEH!”]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX2 and VideoGame/MegaManX3'' Review]]
* "WOOOOOOAAAAAAH" with a precious shots of wireframe objects.
* Palpatine's laugh returns once again when Johnny mentions that Mavericks are planning to "turn Zero to the Dark Side".
* Johnny's guesses about Zero's creator:
-->'''Johnny:''' Could it be Dr. Cain? Dr. Light? Perhaps [[RunningGag Willy]]?\\
''*cue the laughter from a certain MadScientist*''
* Johnny's guesses about X's eradication of his old weapons:
-->'''Johnny:''' What the fuck is that about? Did he leave them in the wash? Did he outgrow them, or [[Film/Deadpool2016 leave them in his duffel bag?]]\\
'''Certain Merc with a Mouth (with photoshopped head of X):''' GODDAMMIT!!!
* Johnny's reaction to the awesome armor upgrades of X2:
-->'''Johnny:''' Dr. Light, where the fuck was this shit earlier?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[RunningGag That's a good question]].
* As Johnny notes to his amusement, the Sigma Virus wireframe graphic at the end of ''x2'' kept his wacky Stallone lip from ''X1'' intact.
* While watching the intro of UsefulNotes/PlayStation version of X3, Johnny notes one shot in which Dr. Doppler can't keep his mouth closed.
-->''*cue certain [[MemeticMutation goat scream*]]''
* "X must destroy Zero." ({{Beat}}) "I'm sorry, wha-"
** For those wondering, [[DontExplainTheJoke this was a translation error, and the original text simply said that X is destined to fight Zero one day.]]
* Johnny's explanation of Zero being so limited of use in X3? "He's on his union break, motherfucker!"
** Surprisingly, he doesn't even mention the fact that Zero is unavailable for the rest of the game if he dies once.
* "Dr. Light, wha- what're you doing? Why you're being an abusive father now?"
* The reaction to Bit and Byte's [[FusionDance combined form]]'s [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard name]]: "Godkarmachine O Ina- '''OH WOW'''"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX4'' Review]]
* The montage of all the "questionable" voice acting in this game, which ends with this:
-->'''Zero''': WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!?!?\\
'''Dr. Light''': [[RunningGag That's a good question]].
* While mentioning [[ColonyDrop the Sky Lagoon]] crashing into Earth, Johnny inserts the clip "Oh, shit...".
* The fact that neither Zero nor the Repliforce Colonel are willing to actually calm down and talk their situation out like Iris would want because '''HRRNNGBUTMUHPRIDE'''
* The Repliforce fighters have to escape to the only place where they will be safe from Maverick Hunters...
-->'''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3 Premier Cherdenko:]]''' SPACE!
* Johnny doesn't feel anything about Iris' death in general, mostly due to her and Zero's relationship feeling very [[StrangledByTheRedString forced.]] Summed up by this quote:
-->'''Johhny:''' Fuck it, maybe I've gone Maverick...
* Johnny saying that Sigma had a memory lapse after reminding Zero that he was the commander of the Maverick Hunters - and Zero was a Maverick in the first place; yet the dialogue afterwards says that he was "surprised" that Zero was a Maverick himself.
-->'''Sigma:''' Where's that Red Maverick that wiped out Gamma's unit?
-->'''Johnny (as Sigma):''' Wait, Zero! You were a Maverick?!
** Justified because Sigma "really got his shit wrecked" at that time.
* When Johnny mentions the two separate arm parts, he believes that he "finally caught Dr. Light's messages on a good day."
* Johnny is not particularly fond of the charge shot sound because it overlaps the stage music with '''WHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'''...
** The near-perfect delivery of this sound is what really sells it.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX5 and VideoGame/MegaManX6'' Review]]
* Johnny's reason for playing X5's original UsefulNotes/PlayStation version and not the recently released ''X Legacy Collection 2'' version [[note]] Aside for some glitches on the Switch [[/note]]? He liked the localized name ''Duff [=McWhalen=]'' more than original ''Tidal Whale''.
* His reaction to the infamous Squid Adler landchaser section's cheap shot (as in Johnny has a fraction of a second to jump or else ride right into a death pit before the game finishes saying "READY?" at him) is a deadpan "Nope I sure wasn't!"
* Johnny's confusion about the X5's Parts mechanic results with this:
-->'''Johnny:''' Did you catch any of that?
** Which is overlaid by Douglas' (sorry, [[RunningGag Doglas]]') frowned face.
* This bit at the end of plot synopsis (X5):
-->'''Johnny''': Do you remember Dynamo? The fuck happened to him?
* When Johnny brings up X5's call-backs to past Mega Man games (Classic series and X alike), he makes one of his own by mentioning the '''[[BerserkButton FUCKING]] [[CallBack SHADOW DEVIL]]'''.
* Calling Gate's PoweredArmor "Sentai Gear".
* His reaction to the infamous "I hid myself while I tried to repair myself" bullshit is to [[SarcasmMode explain]] why Zero's alive again in ''X6''.
* Johnny compares Mega Man X6 with VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 in terms of limitless game-breaking possibilities. What really sells it is this sarcastic comment he gives afterwards:
-->'''Johnny''': That ain't an accolade, for the record: [[SelfDeprecation that's just me being a stubborn dumbass]].
* Johnny rants at the end of the episode. Then realization comes:
-->'''Johnny''': ''Oh shit! The camera's still on!''
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManXtreme'' and ''VideoGame/MegaManXtreme2'' Review]]
* One of the intro cutscenes of ''Xtreme 1'' depicts X as if he is sleeping while standing.
* Making fun of Vile's Japanese name, even calling him [[Franchise/StarWars Vava Fett]] afterwards.
* Sigma's "cat-like grin".
* Johnny gets annoyed while fighting the double-headed sphinx boss in ''Xtreme 2'':
-->'''Johnny''': Seriously, fuck this guy! Who designed this dickhead? The guys who made ''VideoGame/MegaManAndBass''?
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX7'' Review]]
* When Johnny hears ''who'' voices Axl, he can't help but cringe.
* Comparing the whole thing about Axl between the Maverick Hunters and Red Alert to a child custody case, [[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmxZP3VVAAEjl4u.jpg complete with a picture.]]
* Johnny claims that this game is under the definition of Meandering. Cut to a page showing it with the following:
-->"holy fuck, Megaman X7 is meandering."
-->''synonyms'': slow-motion, knee-deep in mud, stuck in a mouse trap
-->''antonyms'': literally anything else
* [[{{Padding}} Johnny has to chew the game out for constantly asking him if he's sure he wants to save after choosing the Save function and for]] [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper Alia]] [[{{Padding}} constantly reminding him about what his chips do.]]
* Feel lucky you never heard of Flame Hyenard before? Cue Johnny showing a montage of the infamous "BURN TO THE GROUND!".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManX8'' Review]]
* While Johnny is happy that weapon upgrades are shared among the three main characters, he can't help but notice "the lack of proper English" on "Weapon Get" screen:
-->'''Johnny''': Oh shit, now it feels like I'm collecting Shine Sprites from VideoGame/SuperMarioSunshine!
** To compound this, he plays the Super Mario Sunshine victory music over this screen, which is then followed with a zoom-in on Zero and [[MemeticMutation WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOR?!?!?]] playing.
* Judging the return of Vile - who the game tries to pretend has been X and Zero's arch-nemesis for the longest time, despite his only appearances apart from this game being ''way back in X1 and X3'':
-->'''Johnny''': "Arch-nemesis", my ass!
* The heroes's faces never emote past "I-think-I-left-my-wallet-in-the-taxi-cab" sort of expression.
* Comparing Palette's hair piece to someone ripping a stapler in half and slapping it on her head.
** Speaking of the rest of female Navigators, we get this:
-->'''Johnny''': They gave Alia boobs now, because I guess it wasn't obvious enough that she was a girl before. And this new Navigator, Layer - I mean, [[CovertPervert I love a good underboob]], - but this is a bit much...
* There's a bit where Johnny is just repeatedly shooting a miniboss as Axl to gather chips, if only so he can highlight just how easy it can be to rack up the money.
* When he encounters a certain type of enemy:
-->'''Johnny''': These things are more expendable than the Servbots from Mega Man Legends!
* While looking over the ''Legacy Collections'' in general, Johnny makes note of their product gallery, and how it painstakingly details all the books and toys this subseries got over the years. Of course, he also has a chuckle at the Mega Armor Series "Iron Buster" X figure - and how he has a helmet on that's way too big for his head, looking more like a goofy cosplayer. The second chuckle comes from one of the books it lists - ''Maverick Report'', the front cover of which decided to play up X's conflicted nature by having him [[SingleTear crying on the cover.]]
** Johnny also goes over the Collections' ''Rookie Hunter'' mode for new players. He does it by comparing the damage done by enemy collision in the original ''Mega Man X3'':
--> *''loses almost half of his life bar''* Fuck...
** ...to the damage done by the same factor with ''Rookie Hunter'' mode turned on:
--> *''loses a fraction of his life bar this time''* Much better.
** Compounding this, Johnny asks his fans to give the Collections a try... and attempts to appeal to their good nature by asking them not to "make X cry" while showing the cover of ''Maverick Report'' again.
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaMan11'' Review]]
* This is what Johnny tells about the Arc Weldy's sad expression:
-->'''Johnny''': Fuck, man... I'd relate so goddamn much, [[MoodWhiplash but now I gotta shoot you. You're in my way...]]
* In the present, Light regrets the decision he made about Wily's Double Gear System in the past. But...
-->'''Johnny''': Too late for that, buddy: you fucked him, dude!\\
''*[[RunningGag cue the laughter from Wily]]*''
* "[[DoNotTauntCthulhu You don't taunt super happy fun balls, motherfucker!]]"
* Trying to get Energy Tank in Bounce Man's stage ''while bouncing back-and-forth'':
-->'''Johnny (furiously)''': [[MotorMouth CONFOUNDTHESEBALLOONS]][[INeedAFreakingDrink IJUSTWANTMYDAMNENERGYDRINK]]
* "Look at Auto and Roll there, hiding in the back: that's the taste of fear!"
!![[AC:''VideoGame/MegaManXCommandMission'' Review]]
* Johnny sums up the game's plot before the full synopsis by taking the box of the original X game and ''literally stretching it out'' - complete with a goofy sound effect.[[note]]The game's plot is basically the same as any standard Mega Man X game (except Sigma is not a bad guy this time around, 'cause he's absent), just lengthened to fit a long RPG rather than a short platformer.[[/note]]
* When Colonel Redips is revealed to be BigBad all along: unenthusiastic '''DUM-DUM-DUUUM'''
* Referring to Cinnamon as "[[Franchise/FinalFantasy White Mage]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch Bitch]]." ''Twice''.
* Johnny wondering if the Reploids [[RidiculouslyHumanRobots can have robo-children by fucking]].
* X doing Music/MichaelJackson's pose. ("Aaow!")
* The advertisements at the end of this episode also have moments:
** One of the shirts that Johnny requested has his - as he put it - "[[SelfDeprecation shit-eating]]" face.
** CallBack to ''Sonic Mania'': referring to Tee Lopes as "sexy motherfucker".
!![[AC:''VideoGame/HauntedCastle'' and ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaChronicles'' Review]]
* To start with, Johnny's utter bafflement at how many ports there are of Castlevania 1....[[HypocriticalHumor Even though this is coming from the guy who owns way too many copies and ports of the original Sonic the Hedgehog.]]
-->'''Johnny''': It's like some unwritten law where every time a new system comes out they have to put the original game on there.
* From the Haunted Castle portion:
** When Johnny starts playing and sees the amount of damage a single zombie can do, the only thing he can say is a half-shocked "Shit".
** Like with Dark Souls, the theme song is interrupted by Johnny dying, only this time with Simon's death scream and the Game Over music.
** His interpretations of the goofy expressions Dracula has on both the advertisements and the game's title screen, ranging from "What the fuck is that smell?" to "What's this I got here? What is that?"
** Johnny can't help but note that the opening to this game is note for note the opening to Ghosts 'n Goblins. Simon[=/=]Arthur is hanging out with Serena[=/=]Prin-Prin but then that lousy Dracula[=/=]Satan kidnaps her.
-->'''Johnny (as Dracula)''': 'Sup, bitch?
** Simon's walk cycle.
-->'''Johnny''': I wouldn't call this a Belmont Strut, it's more like a "Belmont Stomach Cramp". He ain't looking for his wife - he's looking for the nearest public restroom...
** Noting that Simon's damage animation makes it look like he's about to start break dancing.
** And speaking of odd postures, there's Johnny's replication of how Simon looks on the map screen, complete with his back turned, half-squatted and goofily holding a cross out in front of him.
-->'''Johnny (non-chalantly)''': It's like, what the fuck is this? Who does this shit?
** [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment The odd, random bit where he's transported to another dimension and fights some harpies, noting that it never happens again after that.]]
** Also, noting that Dracula's final form deflates like a balloon. ''Complete with a goofy sound''.
* From the Castlevania Chronicles portion:
** Calling the Castlevania Judgement version of Simon [[Manga/DeathNote "Buff Light Yagami".]]
** At first, it sounds like he's praising the game, given how much he seems to gush about the graphics and the music... [[BaitAndSwitch before suddenly yelling:]] '''"FUCK THIS GAME"'''.
** The jittery mouth of a particular monster.
** Speaking of the music, Johnny at one point - and also during the ending - starts dancing to the Arranged mode remix of "Vampire Killer." To quote one of the comments:
-->'''Shin Computer-Monster''': BREAK DANCING JOHN-NNNNNYYYY!1!
!![[AC:''VideoGame/{{Fortnite}}'' Review]]
* The reason Johnny has finally caved in and reviewed this game (well, [[MoneyDearBoy besides Holiday season YouTube revenue]])? Because ''his little cousins - Lucio and Dominic - asked him''.
** It then jump cuts to him standing deadpan still while his cousins and friends do the Fortnite dance.
** And then in the opening credits, Johnny attempts to do the Default dance[[note]]which is copied from Christopher Turk's brief dance from ''Scrubs''[[/note]] anyway - the keyword being ''attempts'' - only for him to fail and complain that it was much harder to do than his "Castlevania Dance" in the last review.
-->'''Johnny''': Nah... I ain't doing that shit.
* The utter bafflement about certain online players - after one of them insults Johnny's personal space:
-->'''Johnny''': Well, fuck you too, you little shit! [[MotorMouth If these are the people my cousins hang out with - we're fucked...]]
!![[AC:''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate'' Review]]
* Johnny's first impressions about the Adventure Mode's BigBad - Galeem:
-->'''Johnny:''' This motherfucker just straight up nukes everybody! BAM! BAM! BAM! ''BAM!'' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xehanort]]''': Keyblade-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}:''' What can-
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
-->'''[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Diego]]:''' ...come to help you find your family!
-->'''Johnny:''' ''BAM!''
* Johnny showcases Cruel Smash... ''all one half-second of it''.
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