History Funny / MassEffectHumanRevolution

'''Garrus''': ''Oh. Well, I see [[BoobsOfSteel Walker is off to a great start on that.]]''\\

* Chapter 27 is the peak of the Illium {{Breather Episode}} after the insanity of Caleston, and [=IgnusDei=] pulls out ''all'' the stops to get readers to abandon their DarknessInducedAudienceApathy:

* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-human-revolution.229001/page-169#post-9546185 Garrus' reaction]] to learning [[ChasteHero Adam]] turned down the advances of the [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Leda Twins]], a pair of bisexual, [[TwinCest incestuous]] [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe asari]] C-Sec officers.

** Matriarch Aethyta gets a little impromptu help from Jensen in chasing a intruder through her bar's air ducts... which results in Jensen dragging out [[VideoGame/{{Shadowrun}} Jake Armitage]] AKA [[spoiler: '''Conrad Verner.''' ]]

** [[spoiler: Conrad Verner]] AKA Jake Armitage explains how he is both the best and the worst Shadowrunner in any universe;
-->'''Jensen''': ''Wait... [[LetMeGetThisStraight give me a moment to process this]]. Are you telling me [[spoiler: Conrad LARP'ed]] his way throughout the Terminus systems and inadvertently created a network for freelance mercenaries?'''

** "... Grey, I know what the vids say, but not all [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance cyborgs are bloodthirsty sociopaths]] [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential with a fetish for chopping people up."]]
* Chapter 31:
** The fact that Kasumi appreciates the real Jake Armitage ([[spoiler:''CONRAD VERNER'']]) more than [[spoiler: Adam Jensen disguising as him]].
* In Chapter 32, while shadowing the ''Durandel'', Anderson says that "There's no telling what this madman is plotting at this very moment." Cut to Hein, who is [[spoiler: watching ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'']].

* Jensen's questioning of an Asari receptionist at the hospital in Chapter 3. Said Asari doesn't know the difference between a human male and female.

* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-human-revolution.229001/page-169#post-9546185 Garrus' reaction]] to learning [[ChasteHero Adam]] turned down the advances of the [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Leda Twins]], a pair of bisexual, [[TwinCest incestuous]] [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Asari]] C-Sec officers.

* Pallin's CoolAndUnusualPunishment for Garrus shooting up Chorra's Den; A safety course at a pre-school. Full of Asari children. Who proceed to play "toss the Turian" with Garrus.

'''Garrus''': ''Right, I should explain: Turian females generate a nutrient rich spit that throughout a pregnancy. It congeals quickly. They make hundreds of crunchy dry cakes out of it. When the baby's born it is fed the stuff for the first few months of its life... What, don't human females do that for their kids?''\\

-->To Wrex, it kinda felt like a massage, and it was then that he noticed that human women looked a lot like Asari. Especially this one, with the soft firm hands and [[SilverFox a body that held up nicely despite her advanced age,]] and the generous mouth and then he realized that it had been a very long time and...

* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-human-revolution.229001/page-169#post-9546185 Garrus' reaction]] to learning [[ChasteHero Adam]] turned down the advances of the [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Leda Twins]], a pair of [[BiTheWay bisexual]], [[TwinCest incestuous]] [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Asari]] C-Sec officers.

-->To Wrex, it kinda felt like a massage, and it was then that he noticed that human women looked a lot like Asari. Especially this one, with the soft firm hands and [[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave a body that held up nicely despite her advanced age,]] and the generous mouth and then he realized that it had been a very long time and...

* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/mass-effect-human-revolution.229001/page-169#post-9546185 Garrus' reaction]] to learning [[ChasteHero Adam]] turned down the advances of the [[TwinThreesomeFantasy Leda Twins]], a pair of [[BiTheWay bisexual]], [[TwinCest incestuous]] [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Asari]] [[FetishFuelStationAttendant C-Sec officers]].

--> '''Jensen:''' "Broader shoulders? Straight waist? (beat) ...flat chest?"

'''Jensen''': ''Wait, wha--''\\
'''Hein''': ''GERONIMO!'' <launches Adam's drop pod>

--> '''Garrus''': ''"[[ShoutOut There's another]] [[http://deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Typhoon_Explosive_System variation where]] [[VideoGame/DeusExhumanRevolution he rolls his arms]] but that one's just too much and I- [[StuffBlowingUp I don't want to hurt innocent bystanders.]]"''

* Manah meets Alistair.

** Aya's anger at Adam for giving up the high-class apartment she got him.

Classic case of negligence and high explosive beverages.

(Tela Vasir) decided that this Conrad Verner wasn't to be underestimated, and that she would be watching him with great interest from here on in.

* Later in Chapter 41, it is demonstrated that the European Union still [[WeHaveWaysOfMakingYouTalk Has Ways of Making You Talk]] - in this case, Firefly-eque HumongousMecha-Enhanced Interrogation;

-->To Wrex, it kinda felt like a massage, and it was then that he noticed that human women looked a lot like Asari. Especially this one, with the soft firm hands and a body that held up nicely despite her advanced age, and the generous mouth and then he realized that it had been a very long time and...

'''Garrus''': ''Oh. Well, I see Walker is off to a great start on that.''\\

--> '''Neil''': ''Alright folks I aaaaAAAAAAAAHNAKEDFLOWERZOMBIEONTHEBRIDGE!''

-->''It's a bunny! A big fluffy bunny! Let me gooooo! I just want to pet him, and hug him, and squeeze him, and... feed-him-chocolate-ice-cream-and-put-him-in-a-costume-and-make-him-a-little-house-and-sing-it-lullabies-and-call-him-fluffy-and-wait-NOOOOoooooooo...''"

--> '''Adam''': "That sword. It made a mockery of your biotics. How?"
--> '''Ramsus''': "Magic,"
--> '''Adam''': "Bullshit."
--> '''Ramsus''' : "Nanomachines, then. Look, I don't know, alright?"

* In Chapter 32, while shadowing the ''Durandel'', Anderson says that "There's no telling what that madman is plotting at this very moment." Cut to Hein, who is [[spoiler: watching ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'']].

--> '''Ramsus''' : "Nanomachines, then. Look, I don't know, alright?"

--> '''Garrus''': ''"[[ShoutOut There's another]] [[http://deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Typhoon_Explosive_System variation where]] [[DeusExhumanRevolution he rolls his arms]] but that one's just too much and I- [[StuffBlowingUp I don't want to hurt innocent bystanders.]]"''

** The fact that Kasumi appreciates the real Jake Armitage ([[spoiler:''CONRAD'']]) more than [[spoiler: Adam Jensen disguising as him]].