History Funny / LazyGameReviews

* The [=WizardWorks=] Holiday Collection is so inept it has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FiMFQeK_Z0 seen to be believed]]. The highlights include a German-made label maker program that's inexplicably only partially translated, 16-bit Windows era screensavers that run too fast on the Megaluminum Monster's Pentium III.

* Clint absolutely loses it when messing around with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq8DgpgtSQQ neural filters in Photoshop]] on a picture of himself.

-->'''Clint:''' Yeah it seems the previous owner figured out [[TheInternetIsForPorn the seedier side of cyberspace]] pretty quickly. There's seriously like half a gig of late nineties dial-up wank bank!

-->'''Clint:''' Despite it's protruding lens area around front, the Nick Click uses a fixed-focus narrow-angle lens, with an Aperture of "not really", an ISO rating of "nope", and a shutter speed of "you're joking"

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgKsIQFx_qk Episode 5 of his ongoing LGR Thrifts series]] has some funny moments all around (including a cock joke that'd make [[Series/TopGearUK James May]] chuckle), but the best comes in at the 6:30-mark, when this [[UncannyValley porcelain angel....thing]] is brought before the camera, with LGR freaking out and yelling to get it away from him.

* His review of ''Disney's Disney/{{Aladdin}} Activity Center'' contains a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag where right after he finishes [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a rather suggestive looking]] slide puzzle, he briefly overlays the logo for ''Brazzers'' (which, for those unaware, is a notorious '''porn company''') over the finished picture for a few frames.

* During his review of the Monorail all-in-one PC, Clint managed to find '''a giant PornStash''' left on the hard drive.

-->'''Clint:''' Oh my goodness, is it that plane again? It is... seriously did this guy get his pilots' license or something? Fly somewhere else! (Airplane transition)'''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D34GrwzF35M LGR Plays Barbie Super Sports.]] No amount of description can do the whole thing justice, but just to give a few highlights -- there is the DarthWiki/MostAnnoyingSound of "Press the X button" ''every single time you move to another option'', and, as mentioned on the main page, the water fountain incident. He finds a water fountain in the store that does absolutely nothing except...well, give water. No rhyme or reason. He breaks out laughing hysterically over the sheer pointlessness.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D34GrwzF35M LGR Plays Barbie Super Sports.]] No amount of description can do the whole thing justice, but just to give a few highlights -- there is the MostAnnoyingSound of "Press the X button" ''every single time you move to another option'', and, as mentioned on the main page, the water fountain incident. He finds a water fountain in the store that does absolutely nothing except...well, give water. No rhyme or reason. He breaks out laughing hysterically over the sheer pointlessness.

-->'''Clint:''' Despite it's protruding lens area around front, the Nick Click uses a fixed-focus narrow-angle lens, with an Aperture of "not really", an ISO rating of "nope", and a shutter speed of "you're joking"

* His reaction to unpacking an untouched Model M keyboard in his IBM PC AT unboxing video. [[https://youtu.be/nLy_jEbuY-U?t=590 It has to be seen to be believed]].

* When discussing the stats of the Nick Click camera:

-->'''Clint:''' Despite it's protruding lens area around front, the Nick Click uses a fixed-focus narrow-angle lens, with an Aperture of "not really", an ISO rating of "nope", and a shutter speed of "you're joking"\\

-->'''Clint:''' Despite it's protruding lens area around front, the Nick Click uses a fixed-focus narrow-angle lens, with an Aperture of "not really", an ISO rating of "nope", and a shutter speed of "you're joking" \\

* His review of ''Disney's Disney/{{Aladdin}} Activity Center'' contains a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag where right after he finishes [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a rather suggestive looking]] slide puzzle, he briefly overlays the logo for ''Brazzers'' (which, for those unaware, is a notorious '''porn company''') over the finished picture for a few frames.

* His review of ''Disney's Disney/{{Aladdin}} Activity Center'' contains a blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag where right after he finishes [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a rather suggestive looking]] slide puzzle, he briefly overlays the logo for ''Brazzers'' (which, for those unaware, is a notorious '''porn site''') over the finished picture for a few frames.

* All of the Creator/MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen game videos with PushingUpRoses. Special mention to the moment in "Crush Course" where, during a poor rhythm minigame in which you audition for the cheerleading squad, two members of a marching band randomly march past in the background.

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* During his review of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p4-RJDob8 Kidtech "My First Keyboard"]], an alphabetical keyboard designed for very young children, Clint decides to put its peanut butter-proof claims to the ultimate test by [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill slathering it with the stuff, along with Hershey's syrup and milk for good measure]]. To his surprise, it still worked, and was fairly functional even when playing ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'', though he had to re-map the WASD keys into the BNOP ("Buh-Nopp!") keys.

* During his review of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p4-RJDob8 Kidtech "My First Keyboard"]], an alphabetical keyboard designed for very young children, Clint decides to put its peanut butter-proof claims to the ultimate test by [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill slathering it with the stuff, along with Hershey's syrup and milk for good measure]]. To his surprise, it still worked, and was fairly functional even when playing ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D''.

* In his retrospective on ''{{VideoGame/Crysis}}'', he talks about how aliens litter the island "with more snow and tentacles than a Frosty the Snowman hentai".

* During his review of ''Super Noah's Ark 3D'' he starts off confused as to whether the game is called "Super Noah's Ark 3D" or "Super 3D Noah's Ark" because of the logo being rather confusing. He then goes on to continuously butcher the name more and more until it becomes "3D Super 3D Noah's of 3D Ark 3D."

''(plugs the devices in)''\\\\

-->'''LGR:''' Happy baby? Uh-uh...no, no, no! There's nothing happy about you, baby! Demon baby!? Evil Satan baby!? Why is it laughing so much!? I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE! Wh...SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT KID!

-->'''LGR:''' Oh what the [[SoundEffectBleep *beep*]], there's a ''sequel''?!

-->'''Clint:''' There are some games you just don't want out there in the open in case someone accidentally plays it, gets hurt, and their destiny is forever altered.

--> Clint: Huh... I wonder what you get if you plug the Covox Speech Thing into the Disney Sound Source...?
--> *plugs the devices in*
--> Genie: '''PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!'''

--> "[[SarcasmMode Because, as we all knew, in 1996, anything not in 3D is not a game.]]"

--> "Thanks for writing my script for me, game."

-->'''Clint:''' Well anyway, thanks for all the help [=HAL=], you've been a blast.
-->'''[=HAL:=]''' Monday Friday Wednesday Friday at 12 PM turn on Desk Lamp?
-->'''Clint:''' ''(bursts out laughing)''
-->'''[=HAL:=]''' Please say yes or no.
-->'''Clint:''' ''(laughs even harder)''

-->"Sometimes, I have a sudden urge to fart on this chair."
-->"What the dick?!"
-->"Come any closer I will throw a pinball at you. And walk away slowly."
-->"It turns out that I lack a human penis. Taaaaa."

-->[[VideoGame/TheAdventuresOfNinjaNannyAndSherrlochSheltie "FRESH OATS...FRESH OATS..." *THUD*]]

-->'''Game Announcer:''' Three!... One!... Go!
--> ''Gameplay starts and Clint bursts into laughter''
-->'''Clint:''' HOW DO THESE GAMES KEEP GETTING WORSE!?

-->'''Clint:''' The world may never see another ''Extreme Wintersports'' again, and we can thank our lucky stars for that... oh what the [[SoundEffectBleep f***]] there's a SEQUEL!?

* In his retrospective on ''{{VideoGame/Crysis}}'', he talks about how aliens litter the island "with more snow and tentacles than a Frosty the Snowman hentai".
* In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amhqdbj0vpQ 1997 DVD-ROM installation]] video, he plays a DVD movie, only for his screensaver with the word "PENIS" popping up on screen after being idle for a while. Clint goes into a hysterical fit at the bad timing.

-->'''Game Announcer:''' "Three!... One!... Go!"
--> Gameplay starts and Clint bursts into laughter

* From the makers of ''Extreme Boards & Blades'' comes another infamous "game": ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcRGbCknq8Y Extreme Wintersports]]''. As Clint boots up a race for the first time, he finds that not only does the announcer say "Three! One! Go!", but the game runs at a single-digit framerate. Clint utterly loses it.