History Funny / LazyGameReviews

** For starters the review had to be delayed when the aquarium portion actually shattered during shipping. Forcing him to get a replacement which also suffered minor damage to some of its support structures. He then proceeds to accidently break several of the motherboard LED's while installing it only to then find out that not only is the bundled PSU incompatible with said motherboard (ATX cable is to short), but his backup PSU (which he had gotten due to not trusting the bundled one) proved incompatible with the case. And finally while attempting to test the aquarium portion for leaks he finds out the hard way that not only does he have no water in the house. But its actually out for the entire county!

* Crossing over with heartwarming, in his [[https://youtu.be/RnWZqfUDXp8?si=zCmXk-T9v1Dubw5p video]] on [[VideoGame/SimCity SimCity 2000]], Clint reveals that he was so obsessed with the game as a child that for Halloween, his costume was ''[[HalloweenCosplay the box for the game itself]]'' that he handpainted himself.

* His video on the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9ULdlb63G8&list=PLB9FA1979AB986522&index=47 sexy mouse]] has him not taking it seriously since it's a mouse in the shape of a woman's torso and the breasts acting as the left and right click. Upon reading the product info on the back of the package, one of the bullet points says "Do not use in direct sunlight." [[GilliganCut Cut to Clint using a computer outside with the mouse in direct sunlight.]] Much to his confusion and amusement, Clint quickly discovers that the sexy mouse does not work in direct sunlight.

* For a bit of absurd humor, [=LGR=] tested a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYr2ph_p6as wrist rest]] that just so happened to be shaped after a piece of bread. Many commenters on the video stated their disappointment that he did not compare how an ''actual'' piece of bread compares to the fake bread wrist rest. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_wTmcWG91Y He released a follow-up video]] that did just that. And, he finds [[spoiler: the real bread to be the better wrist rest!]]

* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSxaUHT3yoI review]] of ''[[VideoGame/TheAdventuresOfNinjaNannyAndSherrlochSheltie The Adventures of Ninja Nanny]]'' has to be [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs seen to be believed]]. The game is filled with obnoxious [=MIDIs=] and sound effects, pointless AVI files (that don’t even open in the game itself, just in the Windows player), MS Paint quality graphics and utterly fails to ''teach you anything'' despite it passing off as an edutainment title. LGR's reaction to everything that happens in the game is pure gold. To top it off, after reviewing the game, [[spoiler:he went outside to get away from the computer, with the game in hand, commenting on how it's "the worst and most brilliant thing he ever played".]] A few of the comments joke about how the game "broke" LGR.

* His review of "Sims 3: Katy Perry Sweet Treats" is chock-full of these. He absolutely ''slaughters'' the game with a barrage of insults, one-liners, and comparisons to diabetes. Highlights include locking furniture and Sims wearing clothing from the stuff pack in a room, setting the room on fire, and dubbing it the "Katy Perry Sweet Treats House of Pain", and ending the video by eating the pack's cover art, something he regretted later on when it turned out the pack was discontinued and for awhile, went for $40 for a used copy on Website/EBay. [[note]]However, in his "The Sims 2 Open for Business" Let's Play, he admitted that he actually ate a copy of the original box art[[/note]]

-->"One time I farted so hard my junk flew right off."

* From the Three Weird Mice sub-series, Clint shows off a car mouse from '''Viagra''', of all companies, with [[HurricaneOfPuns all the innuendos]] necessary for such a subject. Even more hilariously, the ball of the mouse is ''heavily'' coated in lubricant, which Clint [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer insists he didn't do as a joke]].

** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgKsIQFx_qk Episode 5]] has some funny moments all around (including a cock joke that'd make [[Series/TopGearUK James May]] chuckle), but the best comes in at the 6:30-mark, when this [[UncannyValley porcelain angel....thing]] is brought before the camera, with LGR freaking out and yelling to get it away from him.

-->'''Clint:''' ... Okay. I'm definitely swapping it out because that sounds like we opened a portal to Hell.

* His reaction to how [[EagleLand utterly patriotic]] the box art for ''Liberty Or Death'' is, to the point of wanting to add some props to [[UpToEleven make it even ''more'' patriotic]]. Cue the game box with two sparklers sticking out of the sides, sitting on a table with a bust of George Washington, a cheeseburger, an apple pie and a ''gun''.

* His review of "Sims 3: Katy Perry Sweet Treats" is chock-full of these. He absolutely ''slaughters'' the game with a barrage of insults, one-liners, and comparisons to diabetes. Highlights include locking furniture and Sims wearing clothing from the stuff pack in a room, setting the room on fire, and dubbing it the "Katy Perry Sweet Treats House of Pain", and ending the video by eating the pack's cover art, something he regretted later on when it turned out the pack was discontinued and for awhile, went for $40 for a used copy on Website/EBay.

* He says that despite the numerous versions of Carmen Sandiego for different computer models, he's going to play the Apple II version. Why? "Because tiny clothespins, that's why!" The video cuts from the Carmen Sandiego box to him opening and closing a tiny clothespin in each hand.

** At one point he states that he's watching what he says so people don't make a Youtube Poop out of the video. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1nL1Ca783c&ab_channel=SCTFEntertainment People]] [[HilariousInHindsight still did anyway.]]

'''Genie: PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!!'''

* During his review of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p4-RJDob8 Kidtech "My First Keyboard"]], an alphabetical keyboard designed for very young children, Clint decides to put its peanut butter-proof claims to the ultimate test by [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill slathering it with the stuff, along with Hershey's syrup and milk for good measure]]. To his surprise, [[MadeOfIndestructium it still worked]], and was fairly functional even when playing ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'', though he had to re-map the WASD keys into the BNOP ("Buh-Nopp!") keys.

-->'''Clint:''' Despite its protruding lens area around front, the Nick Click uses a fixed-focus narrow-angle lens, with an Aperture of "not really", an ISO rating of "nope", and a shutter speed of "you're joking"

-->'''Clint:''' Yeah it seems the previous owner figured out [[TheInternetIsForPorn the seedier side of cyberspace]] pretty quickly. There's seriously like half a gig of late nineties dial-up wank bank!

* During his play of [[https://youtu.be/xiZvk0WRBxs Detective Barbie in The Mystery of the Carnival Caper]] with WebVideo/PushingUpRoses, she mentions he got so bored with the game, he got up and cooked bacon, and if you listen closely, you can hear him eating during the livestream. He offers her some and she, while laughing, declines. The video is also a bit heartwarming in that it sounds less like a standard playthrough and more like two good friends genuinely having a good time.

* When he plays ''Train Simulator 2012'', there is one point where the train derails because he was going too fast. Except instead of simply running off the rails, it goes soaring through the air as if he hit a nuclear bomb. LGR's reaction is simply priceless.

-->'''Clint:''' Oh my goodness, is it that plane again? It is... seriously did this guy get his pilots' license or something? Fly somewhere else! ''(Airplane transition)''

* During his review of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3p4-RJDob8 Kidtech "My First Keyboard"]], an alphabetical keyboard designed for very young children, Clint decides to put its peanut butter-proof claims to the ultimate test by [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill slathering it with the stuff, along with Hershey's syrup and milk for good measure]]. To his surprise, [[TonkaTough it still worked]], and was fairly functional even when playing ''VideoGame/DukeNukem3D'', though he had to re-map the WASD keys into the BNOP ("Buh-Nopp!") keys.

* During his play of [[https://youtu.be/xiZvk0WRBxs Detective Barbie in The Mystery of the Carnival Caper]] with PushingUpRoses, she mentions he got so bored with the game, he got up and cooked bacon, and if you listen closely, you can hear him eating during the livestream. He offers her some and she, while laughing, declines. The video is also a bit heartwarming in that it sounds less like a standard playthrough and more like two good friends genuinely having a good time.

* At the beginning of the video where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNqzbcr2Pw he shows off his synth setup]], he discusses the different types of ElectronicMusic he likes to make, including ambient, Acid {{Techno}}, and [[FunWithSubtitles what the subtitles describe as]] a "flatulent ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' tune". When showing off the last one, Clint [[{{Corpsing}} bursts out laughing]] before playing it a second time.

* His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSxaUHT3yoI review]] of ''[[VideoGame/TheAdventuresOfNinjaNannyAndSherrlochSheltie The Adventures of Ninja Nanny]]'' has to be [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs seen to be believed]]. The game is filled with obnoxious [=MIDIs=] and sound effects, pointless AVI files (that don’t even open in the game itself, just in the Windows player), MS Paint quality graphics and utterly fails to ''teach you anything'' despite it passing off as an edutainment title. LGR's reaction to everything that happens in the game is pure gold. To top if off after reviewing the game [[spoiler:he went outside to get way from the computer, with the game in hand commenting on how it's "the worst and most brilliant thing he ever played".]]

* At the beginning of the video where [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNqzbcr2Pw he shows off his synth setup]], he discusses the different types of ElectronicMusic he likes to make, including ambient, Acid {{Techno}}, and [[FunWithSubtitles what the subtitles describe as]] "flatulent ''Franchise/SuperMarioBros'' music". When showing off the last one, Clint [[{{Corpsing}} bursts out laughing]] before playing it a second time.

** One of the programs included is a [[https://youtu.be/9FiMFQeK_Z0?t=1165 T-shirt maker program]] with preset designs that are too bizarre and kitschy for words. Clint is taken so aback, he actually tries to print off a shirt with said program's presets. Hilarity, and [[https://youtu.be/9FiMFQeK_Z0?t=1340 considerable failure]], ensue.