History Funny / KyonBigDamnHero

* The scene in Chapter 60 where almost the whole Brigade is alone at Mion's house, including but not limited to: Kyon being his [[ObliviousToLove oblivious self]][[spoiler:, a very dere Sasaki]], Tsuruya and Haruhi playing a [[TheGadfly Gadfly]][=/=][[PlayingCyrano Cyrano]] duo, [[NotSoStoic Yuki]] being smug [[CharacterDevelopment yet oddly in-character]], ThatWasNotADream realizations, a [[SexByProxy broadcasted]] BigDamnKiss and Kuyou simply [[PassThePopcorn enjoying the show with Yuki]]. Did I mention that several plot-relevant discussions somehow happened at the same time?

* [[spoiler:[[{{Haruhi-chan}} ACHAKURA]]]].%%Chapter 41

* A non-canon example; someone on the ''Remington Steel'' [[TheWikiRule wiki]] made a [[{{Troll}} fake article]] about the fic's [[http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com/wiki/Kyon:_Big_Damn_Hero movie adaptation]]. Apparently, it will be made by {{Disney}}, and {{Megadeth}} will provide some of the trailer music.

-->'''Haruhi:''' I would have thought you were too old for character-print underwear, [[spoiler:Kimidori-chan]]. You should come to my club, sometime, though, Kanae-chan is a big fan of {{Trope-tan}}, too!

* A non-canon example; someone on the ''Remington Steel'' [[TheWikiRule wiki]], made a [[{{Troll}} fake article]] about the fic's [[http://remingtonsteelers.wikia.com/wiki/Kyon:_Big_Damn_Hero movie adaptation]]. Apparently, it will be made by {{Disney}}, and {{Megadeth}} will provide some of the trailer music.

* During the second trip to Hinamizawa in Chapter 59, Kyon and most of the girls in the Brigade teleported to Yuki's PocketDimension for some training. Hanyuu instantly assumed they went somewhere to do "naughty things" and ran off to inform Rika... only to be stopped by Kuyou buying off her silence with ''[[FoodAsBribe cookies]]''. Funnily enough, the "bribing" part only happened in Hanyuu's head as Kuyou missed most of the implications and only wanted to share some of her cookies with her.

* In Chapter 40, Haruhi's sheer incredulity at Kyon's '''[[SincerityMode sincere]]''' attempts to defuse an impending MarryThemAll scenario is nothing short of hilarious.

* The scene in Chapter 60 where almost the whole Brigade is alone at Mion's house. [[PunctuatedEmphasis All. Of. It.]] Including, but not limited to: Kyon being his [[ObliviousToLove oblivious self]], a ''freaking'' '''[[{{Tsundere}} dere]]''' [[spoiler:Sasaki]], Tsuruya and Haruhi being something close to the best [[TheGadfly gadfly]][[spoiler:[=/=][[PlayingCyrano Cyrano]]]] duo ever, an oddly in-character '''smug''' Yuki, ThatWasNotADream realizations, a [[spoiler:[[SexByProxy "broadcasted"]]]] BigDamnKiss and Yuki and Kuyou simply [[PassThePopcorn enjoying the show]]. Did I mention that several plot-relevant discussions somehow happened at the same time?

* "Bad Ryouko! No class rep votes for you!"
* When Yuki first starts managing Haruhi's powers she informs Kyon a long list of requests that need his approval. This interchange culminates in:

* Hanyuu and Yuki's encounter in the bath. Each believes the other to have unfriendly intentions towards Kyon (who they're both playing "invisible spirit guardian" for the moment) and nearly come to blows... and then Kyon abruptly stands up and starts looking for a towel. Both girls [[DistractedByTheSexy immediately stop fighting]] and just ''STARE'' for a minute or two.
-->'''Hanyuu:''' We have just shared a wonderful experience. We should use this opportunity to become friends.
* Kyon [[IHatePastMe annoys himself sometimes]].
-->"Well... 'future me' is a bit arrogant and constantly thinks that he can talk down to me just because he's been through whatever," Kyon sighed. "While past me is in fact incompetent, and I'd never go back to save him if he hadn't messed up in the first place. Present me, naturally, is just perfect."
* In Chapter 18 Mikuru was starting to complain to Haruhi because she was talking with Tsuruya while leaving her in the dark, until Haruhi shows her a picture of Kyon wearing an apron.
-->'''Mikuru:''' That's not fair! What do you think- [[{{Squee}} *squee*]]
* Mikuru telling Kanae to run and save herself because... Haruhi had just started nuzzling Mikuru's neck and [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe expressed a desire to take Kanae home with her.]]
* In Chapter 29. Mikuru giving Kyon the "it's forbidden" speech... while all but wrapping her body around his as [[spoiler:she tries to kiss him with utmost desperation, following a "cuteness overload".]]
* Haruhi's slide show presentation to the student council in defense of Kyon.

* Kyon's parents are chewing him out for his involvement in the violence at school...and then Tsuruya and her father show up, the latter thanking Kyon for everything he's done for them.

* "Crazy Asakura bits". 'nuff said.

* In Chapter 40, Koizumi shows himself to be a Rena-sensei fanboy (Brave Detective Sasha Fan-club, member [[Literature/LesMiserables #24601]]) when Kyon reveals that she's his aunt, and {{Squee}}s over the prospect of meeting her.

* [[spoiler:[[{{Haruhi-chan}} ACHAKURA]]]].

** And:
-->[[spoiler:Achakura]]: I have to be responsible for assisting with my own capture?

* Koizumi's reactions to the sensations he's receiving through his link with Haruhi in Chapter 29, while Haruhi and Kyon are making out in the stairwell, are nothing short of priceless. Zoning out randomly, acting hilariously flustered, and finally delivering this gem of a line under his breath when the pair stops:
-->'''Koizumi:''' Thank the gods, they're finally done.

* [[spoiler:Asakura]]'s pure logic take on [[BoysLoveGenre BL]] [[{{Hentai}} H-]]{{doujinshi}}.

* After Yuki hugs Kyon to buy Haruhi time to mess with Kyon's PDA:
-->'''Haruhi:''' Er, er, good work. Um, more emotion next time, Yuki, and then we'll have that sequel down solidly!\\
'''Yuki:''' Good.\\
'''Haruhi:''' That means you can let go!\\
'''Yuki:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Understood]].\\
'''Haruhi:''' That means ''let go''!

* In chapter 56, Taniguchi's accidentally makes Sakanaka sad whilst finding out about her crush of Kunikada, leading to him resorting to "Hey look! It's a convenient change of subject!", whilst pointing out the window. Made even better by the fact he points directly at Kunikada.

** Also,

** [[spoiler: Achakura]]: I have to be responsible for assisting with my own capture?

* In Chapter 40, Haruhi's sheer incredulity at Kyon's '''[[SincerityMode sincere]]''' attempts to defuse an impending MarryThemAll scenario are nothing short of hilarious.

* In Chapter 40, Koizumi shows himself to be a Rena-sensei fanboy (Brave Detective Sasha Fan-club, member [[LesMiserables #24601]]) when Kyon reveals that she's his aunt, and {{Squee}}s over the prospect of meeting her.

* In Fanservice Chapter 4 Mikuru was starting to complain to Haruhi because she was talking with Tsuruya while leaving her in the dark, until Haruhi shows her a picture of Kyon wearing an apron.

* In Thwarted Lull Chapter 1. Mikuru giving Kyon the "it's forbidden" speech... while all but wrapping her body around his as [[spoiler:she tries to kiss him with utmost desperation, following a "cuteness overload".]]

* In Calm Before the Storm chapter 2, Kyon calls Yuki by her given name for the first time in front of all brigade members, cueing her first unmistakable LuminescentBlush. The event even warranted [[TimeTravel interference from future]] to ensure the moment was properly recorded.

* In The Storm Begins, Chapter 2, Koizumi shows himself to be a Rena-sensei fanboy (Brave Detective Sasha Fan-club, member [[LesMiserables #24601]]) when Kyon reveals that she's his aunt, and {{Squee}}s over the prospect of meeting her.

* From The Storm Begins, Chapter 4, we have Rena's [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe reaction]] upon seeing Yuki [[{{Cosplay}} cosplaying]] as her novel's protagonist.

* Open Battle Chapter 7. The contents of Kanae's "private" sketchbooks are revealed.

* Laying Low Chapter 4 gave us Tanaka Taro, the thug with ambition and a completely forgettable name. Let us not forget his final line in the chapter:

* In Storm Begins 2, Haruhi's sheer incredulity at Kyon's '''[[SincerityMode sincere]]''' attempts to get rid of the UnwantedHarem are nothing short of hilarious.

* In Storm Begins 2, Haruhi's sheer incredulity at Kyon's '''[[SincerityMode sincere]]''' attempts to undo the TenchiSolution are nothing short of hilarious.

-->'''Yuki:''' Program nine goal: Enlarge Suzumiya Haruhi's--
-->'''Haruhi:''' Yuki, that's enough! Just forget, um, all of them! And forget about that one especially! You can't say that kind of thing in front of Kyon!

--->'''Yuki:''' [[ExpospeakGag At this juncture, I will attempt to communicate something to you, though I am uncertain as to the accuracy of the transmission. Words remain a weak vector for communicating vital information. Despite the lack of adherence to social norms and the correct protocols for this procedure, I am attempting to convey to you the positive emotive content of my current condition and regards for you. The outcome is uncertain; no accurate prediction can be made. Regardless of the fact that determination is unclear, I have resolved to continue due to the content of the emotive concept I wish to relay. Despite the fact that I have no comparable metric, I am currently unable to conceive a greater intensity than the one I experience at this moment in relation to you.]]
---> ''*{{beat}}*''
--->'''Yuki:''' I attempted to use more words. It appears that the data was not conveyed accurately.
--->'''Kyon:''' C...can you try it again with less, maybe?
--->'''Yuki:''' Yes. [[spoiler:I like you. A lot.]]

--->"She is no longer dangerous." Yuki's gaze was fixed on [[spoiler:Ryouko]], still.
--->"W...wah!" [[spoiler:Ryouko]] yelped. "Yuki-chama's eyes are cold!"

* [[spoiler:Asakura]]'s [[StrawVulcan pure logic take]] on [[BoysLoveGenre BL]] [[{{Hentai}} H-]]{{doujinshi}}.
--> "I understand that human males experience a lot of urges like that at Kyon-kun and Koizumi-kun's age," the figure replied, giving a solemn nod. "So it makes perfect sense that they would work together to get rid of them instead of spending time trying to get females to help!"

--> '''Haruhi:''' Er, er, good work. Um, more emotion next time, Yuki, and then we'll have that sequel down solidly!
--> '''Yuki:''' Good.
--> '''Haruhi:''' That means you can let go!
--> '''Yuki:''' Understood.
--> '''Haruhi:''' That means ''let go''!

--> '''Ryouko:''' "Sorry, we need to work on that communication gap; it looks like you're trying to work with a ball of sugar that's twenty times as far across as the Earth is wide."

* Chapter 57 has Kuyou attempting to bake cookies the size of a '''planet''', while using a shadow-song version of the '''sun''' as an oven.

* In chapter 56 Taniguchi's accidentally makes Sakanaka sad whilst finding out about her crush of Kunikada, leading to him resorting to "Hey look! It's a convenient change of subject!", whilst pointing out the window. Made even better by the fact he points directly at Kunikada.