- Chapter 1, after Haruhi learns why Kyon dislikes Asakura:
Haruhi: "Bad Ryouko! No class rep votes for you!"
- In Chapter 2, when Yuki first starts managing Haruhi's powers she informs Kyon a long list of requests that need his approval. This interchange culminates in:
Yuki: Program nine goal: Enlarge Suzumiya Haruhi's—
Haruhi: Yuki, that's enough! Just forget, um, all of them! And forget about that one especially! You can't say that kind of thing in front of Kyon!
- Kyon getting knocked to the ground by Haruhi, as she wants to see the note left by his future self, and him pleading to Mikuru to get help. This is after Kyon manages to take on four Yakuza without getting beaten to a pulp the previous day.
Kyon: Help me, Asahina-san! Call in the J.S.D.F., or the police! I'm being assaulted! Get me pepper spray, a stun gun - anything!
- Haruhi's slide show presentation to the student council in defense of Kyon.
I would have thought you were too old for character-print underwear, Kimidori-chan
. You should come to my club, sometime, though, Kanae-chan is a big fan of Trope-tan
- Kyon's parents are chewing him out for his involvement in the violence at school...and then Tsuruya and her father show up, the latter thanking Kyon for everything he's done for them.
- Hanyuu and Yuki's encounter in the bath. Each believes the other to have unfriendly intentions towards Kyon (who they're both playing "invisible spirit guardian" for the moment) and nearly come to blows... and then Kyon abruptly stands up and starts looking for a towel. Both girls immediately stop fighting and just STARE for a minute or two.
Hanyuu: We have just shared a wonderful experience. We should use this opportunity to become friends.
- In Chapter 18 Mikuru was starting to complain to Haruhi because she was talking with Tsuruya while leaving her in the dark, until Haruhi shows her a picture of Kyon wearing an apron.
That's not fair! What do you think- *squee*
- Kyon annoys himself sometimes.
"Well... 'future me' is a bit arrogant and constantly thinks that he can talk down to me just because he's been through whatever," Kyon sighed. "While past me is in fact incompetent, and I'd never go back to save him if he hadn't messed up in the first place. Present me, naturally, is just perfect."
- "Crazy Asakura bits". 'nuff said.
- After Yuki hugs Kyon to buy Haruhi time to mess with Kyon's PDA:
Er, er, good work. Um, more emotion next time, Yuki, and then we'll have that sequel down solidly! Yuki:
That means you can let go! Yuki: Understood
That means let go
- Mikuru telling Kanae to run and save herself because... Haruhi had just started nuzzling Mikuru's neck and expressed a desire to take Kanae home with her.
- Koizumi's reactions to the sensations he's receiving through his link with Haruhi in Chapter 29, while Haruhi and Kyon are making out in the stairwell, are nothing short of priceless. Zoning out randomly, acting hilariously flustered, and finally delivering this gem of a line under his breath when the pair stops:
Koizumi: Thank the gods, they're finally done.
- In Chapter 35, Kyon calls Yuki by her given name for the first time in front of all brigade members, cueing her first unmistakable Luminescent Blush. The event even warranted interference from future to ensure the moment was properly recorded.
Haruhi (to Kyon): Did you, or did you not just see the most amazing explosion of moe within this room ever just now?
- In Chapter 40, Haruhi's sheer incredulity at Kyon's sincere attempts to defuse an impending Marry Them All scenario is nothing short of hilarious.
And, come to think of it ... you're a guy
! What is wrong with you that you're trying to get out
of a relationship with five attractive women?
- Koizumi shows himself to be a Rena-sensei fanboy (Brave Detective Sasha Fan-club, member #24601) when Kyon reveals that she's his aunt, and Squees over the prospect of meeting her.
"Kyon," Koizumi said with unexpected heat in his voice, "I don't know that I've ever asked for much as a personal favor - but please let me meet your aunt!"
- From Chapter 42, we have Rena's reaction upon seeing Yuki cosplaying as her novel's protagonist.
- Chapter 50. The contents of Kanae's "private" sketchbooks are revealed.
"I understand that human males experience a lot of urges like that at Kyon-kun and Koizumi-kun's age," the figure replied, giving a solemn nod. "So it makes perfect sense that they would work together to get rid of them instead of spending time trying to get females to help!"
- Chapter 54 gave us Tanaka Taro, the thug with ambition and a completely forgettable name. Let us not forget his final line in the chapter:
He was nothing, if not an ambitious man. From dockworker to management ... he would follow this path and truly achieve greatness in the shipping industry!
- In chapter 56, Taniguchi's accidentally makes Sakanaka sad whilst finding out about her crush of Kunikida, leading to him resorting to "Hey look! It's a convenient change of subject!", whilst pointing out the window. Made even better by the fact he points directly at Kunikida.
- Chapter 57 has Kuyou attempting to bake cookies the size of a planet, while using a shadow-song version of the sun as an oven.
Ryouko: "Sorry, we need to work on that communication gap; it looks like you're trying to work with a ball of sugar that's twenty times as far across as the Earth is wide."
- During the second trip to Hinamizawa in Chapter 59, Kyon and most of the girls in the Brigade teleported to Yuki's Pocket Dimension for some training. Hanyuu instantly assumed they went somewhere to do "naughty things" and ran off to inform Rika... only to be stopped by Kuyou buying off her silence with cookies. Funnily enough, the "bribing" part only happened in Hanyuu's head as Kuyou missed most of the implications and only wanted to share some of her cookies with her.
Hanyuu: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry— But— But I have to explain that Kyon-kun was alone with all those girls, it is so!"
Hanyuu: "Teenagers will be teenagers, there's no sense in spoiling their fun, is there?"
- The scene in Chapter 60 where almost the whole Brigade is alone at Mion's house, including but not limited to: Kyon being his oblivious self, a very dere Sasaki, Tsuruya and Haruhi playing a Gadfly/Cyrano duo, Yuki being smug yet oddly in-character, That Was Not a Dream realizations, a broadcasted Big Damn Kiss and Kuyou simply enjoying the show with Yuki. Did I mention that several plot-relevant discussions somehow happened at the same time?
- In Chapter 61, The Reveal that the protagonists' harem antics are going to be novelized in-universe. By Rena. Bless you, Nonoko.
Rena: You know, I've been thinking about my next book series? It's about a young man who's chosen by a number of different kinds of magical girls— So a ninja girl* , a traditional magical girl* , a princess from a different dimension* , a fairy* ....
- In chapter 62, Sasaki faints very politely.
"So ... you're okay? You understand all this
"I think so. But it strikes me that it would be a very good time to faint right now, if it's not too much trouble."
- A non-canon example; someone on the Remington Steel wiki made a fake article about the fic's movie adaptation. Apparently, it will be made by Disney, and Megadeth will provide some of the trailer music.