History Funny / JusticeLeague

-->'''Icthultu:''' [[YouGotSpunk Definitely Thanagarian]].

* There's even an origin story for the gang complete with a reality-tv style interview about them. Even funnier with the CastingGag that the Royal Flush Gang are portrayed by the cast of ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'': Ten as Cyborg, King as Robin, Jack as Beast Boy, Ace as Starfire, and Queen as Raven.

* Flash shows Green Lantern the van he bought with his energy-bar endorsement money:
-->'''Green Lantern:''' Why do ''[[SuperSpeed you]]'' need a van...wait, don't answer that, I don't wanna know.

* When the other heroes worry that Flash has been injured, they decide that he's fine after he tries to convince Wonder Woman to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
* SmarmyHost Gordon Godfrey utters a weak "Mommy" when he sees the sun being eclipsed.

'''"Lex":''' No! ...'''cause I'm evil''.

** The following scene implies that Flash is [[GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex better in bed]] than Luthor. Makes for an awesome BrickJoke at the end when [[AllWomenAreLustful Tala is disappointed when Lex returns to his body.]]

-->'''Flash:''' [[GenreSavvy Usually when it's this empty, flesh eating zombies show up]].

-->'''Batman:''' Grundy, what's Luthor paying you for this?
-->'''Grundy:''' Money. Lots of it.
-->'''Batman:''' As much as ''he's'' getting? ''[gestures towards Humanite]'' [...] Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.
-->'''Ultra-Humanite:''' More than me? Preposterous!

* Just as Morgan Le Fay is about to get her hands on the Philosopher's Stone, the heroes ambush her.
--> '''Flash:''' Ding! Fifth floor, sporting goods, hardware, evil sorceresses!

-->'''Batman''': Next time I let Superman take charge, just hit me real hard!

-->'''Batman''': Having fun?
-->'''J'onn''': Yes.

* Batman charges Savage while brandishing a swivel chair and uttering "You're in my way." in his usual deadpan voice.

-->'''Wonder Woman:''' (''To Audrey'') You sure can pick em'.

--> '''Flash:''' (To the landlady) We'll give you a call if we ever need a replacement for Hawkgirl!

* Superman-Robot: "Violent behavior will not be tolerated." ''Bashes Superman's head into a concrete pillar.''

-->'''Superman:''' You're insane.\\

--->'''Superman:''' Self-help books? You don't seem the type.
--->'''Vandal Savage:''' I scrounge whatever I can find. Anyway, I've got issues - what with my destroying the Earth and all.

--->'''Joker:''' Ma'am? ''Ma'am?'' Aren't you scared?
--->'''Old woman:''' Of what? This thing's bound to pay off sooner or later.
--->'''Joker:''' Man, I love this town!

-->'''Joker:''' "There are twenty five bombs scattered throughout the city, and they're set to go off in..." ''[puts on glasses and takes an exaggerated look at the timer in the corner of the screen]'' "Oh dear! That's not a lot of time!"

-->'''Captain Atom:''' Uh huh. I'm not flesh and blood anymore. Just living energy.

-->'''Batman''': ''[[[NotSoAboveItAll incredulously]]]'' No! ({{Beat}}) Cash.

-->'''Superboy:''' ''(fires his heat vision at the ground before the roughhousing kids)'' I'm the kid with lasers coming out his eyes! ''(The roughhousing kids run in panic)''

** When en route to the trouble, Fire gets out of her seat to try talking to him, as [[AscendedFanboy she'd always dreamed of working with the Justice League]], inadvertently showing off some AbsoluteCleavage in the process. [[CantActPervertedTowardALoveInterest This renders him practically speechless]].
--->'''Fire''': I understand. You're very deep in thought, mentally preparing for the battle. "No time for women," [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I understand]].
*** Hawkgirl, more than fed up with the situation, deliberately swerves the plane so that [[MeetCute Fire lands in Flash's lap]].

-->'''Superman:''' Yo've run out of choices. Tell us what you're doing ''now!''\\

* Of all people to start a large chant in an autitorium, Martian Manhunter (wearing a cloak) starts chanting "Superman" like he's in a sporting arena, with the audience soon following. What adds to the hilarity is the usual tone he has is being used to project itself.

* The cold open has an archeologist duo digging up ape fossils in the plains of Africa as one sees the mountain in the background transform into a hi-tech city. A gorilla on a hovercraft flies past being chased by two other gorillas on hovercrafts. One of the two pursuers shouts “HUMANS!” and they both fly back into the city which transforms back into a mountain before the other archeologist can even see what’s happened. For anyone watching who isn’t aware of Gorilla City, it’s hilariously random.

-->'''Flash''': With cream and thirty-seven sugars. (''cops stare at him'') Really.

-->'''Solomon Grundy''': (''to Luthor'') You're crazy.
-->'''Joker''': (''kicks the doors open from off-screen'') [[IncomingHam AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!]] It's done wonders for me!

* Grundy and Humanite brawling, followed by Luthor remarking "You imbeciles are killing me faster than the Kryptonite!"

-->'''Batman:''' As much as ''he's'' getting? (''gestures towards Humanite'') [...] Look at all you've had to put up with. You should be getting more.

-->'''Superman:''' (''shoves Copperhead up against the wall'') Copperhead...when are you gonna get some sense and tell me where Luthor is?\\
'''Copperhead:''' (''not fazed in the least'') Ooh. This must be the part where I get ''so'' scared, I spill my guts.\\
'''Superman:''' (''trying his best to look angry'') I'm warning you...\\
'''Copperhead:''' (''still unimpressed'') What're you gonna do, Boy Scout? Short my sheets? Give me a wedgie?\\

'''Superman:''' (''releases Copperhead as he turns to the guards, frustrated'') Take him back to the holding cell.\\
'''Copperhead:''' Hasta la vista. (''hisses as the guards lead him out'')\\

* Following the chaos during the League successfully retrieving the Philosopher's Stone from the home of Harvey Hickman, Morgaine le Fay [[AngstNuke literally explodes with rage]] and leaves while Harvey (who was magically transformed into a giant worm-like creature, clobbered by Wonder Woman, [[NoOntologicalInertia and changed back after Morgaine Le Fay's departure]]) faints on his grotto from exhaustion, while an annoyed neighbour berates him for the noise, thinking it's one of his parties gone too wild:
-->'''Neighbour:''' Hey, Hickman! Keep it down! Some of us are trying to get some sleep! (''Slams the window to reveal a reflection of Hickman's mansion on fire'')

-->'''Batman''': "Having fun?"
-->'''J'onn''': "Yes."

* Amazo meets Mercy...and proceeds to hit on her. Apparently, he absorbed more than super-speed from [[CasanovaWannabe the Flash]].

-->'''Alfred:''' I've asked master Bruce to refrain from leaving ''trash'' in the yard.

-->'''Batman''': He's not the easiest person to buy birthday presents for. ''(Pulls out envelope)''

--->'''Batman:''' What did these guys want anyway?\\

* During an ElectricTorture sequence in the episode 'Question Authority', The Question resists interrogation by only revealing random useless facts, such as the name for [[WhatTheHeckIsAnAglet those little plastic caps at the end of a shoelace]]. He then adds, "Their true purpose is sinister." This being Question, [[ConspiracyTheorist he may be serious]].

* "And Black Canary said a buzzsaw arrow was self indulgent."

''(Others stare at him]''\\

'''Flash:''' Hey guys.\\

* When Wonder Woman is turned into a gorilla, her reaction is "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh come on!]]"

-->'''Eiling''': Alright, I’ve become what I hate, I’ll give you that.

-->''[She tries to clobber him]''

* Mari and Shayera are working out and Mari says that since she's going out of town for a photoshoot, this would be a good time for Shayera to make a move on John Steward. Shayera jokes that she still doesn't quite understand the "customs" of earth, since back on Thangar she'd either beat her rival's face in or poison their water. When Mari leaves, Shayera tosses her a bottle of water. Mari says thanks, then remembers Shayera's joke and wisely chucks the bottle in the trash.

-->'''Lex''': Sinestro, don't forget the floor, I want radiation shielding from every direction. Rampage...''[Loud shaking noise, cut to Bizarro trying to put a square box into a round plug]'' ...help Bizarro.

-->'''Batman''': Five minute head start.\\

** The best part of that scene is Creator/OliviaDAbo, talking in a rich voice with a posh accent sounding like a stereotypical Jewish mother.

* When Superboy tries to get some kids to quit horsing around, who defy him, saying he can't tell them what to do since he's a kid. His response?
-->'''Superboy:''' ''(fires his heat vision at the ground before the rough housing kids)'' I'm the kid with lasers coming out his eyes! ''(The rough housing kids run in panic)''

-->'''Kid Lantern''': ''[sniffs]'' Aw man! That ain't ''all'' he needs!

--> '''Wonder Woman:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh yeah. Like that's going to work]].

* During one fight scene, a soldier pulls the pin on a grenade and tries to lob it, only to be stopped by Dove who simply grabs his arm and says "I wouldn't." The soldier spends about 10 seconds silently going over his options, and then just meekly ''re-inserts the pin into the grenade''. Dove then flicks the pin back into its original shape and thanks the soldier.

* When being confronted by nearly the entire Green Lantern Corps, Amazo reveals that he ''hadn't'' destroyed Oa, merely moved it out of his path. Jon Stewart, clearly trying ''not'' to scream at the top of his lungs, bites out "could you please put it ''back?''" He does so.

* Ghoul's interrogation. One has to wonder what exactly Old Bruce did to scare him into talking so badly, worse than being threatened to get dropped off a skyscraper by Batman. In fact, Batman was tasked playing good cop with his future self's bad cop.

** Plus Ghoul is so scared he confesses ''everything'', including his problems with bed-wetting.

* The end of the episode. Batman and Green Lantern have captured Chronos and are hurtling towards the beginning of time as Batman desperately uploads a program to Chronos' time suit to reset the timeline. The dramatic music swells, the screen fades to black...and abruptly cuts to Batman and Green Lantern having lunch from the last episode, stunned and slack jawed, unsure if the past two episodes even happened.

* There's a meeting between the Founding Seven discussing Cadmus. Batman mentions that he assigned [[ConspiracyTheorist The Question]] to gathering information on the organization. This elicits a CollectiveGroan from the rest.

'''Plastique:''' ''(understandably startled)'' You said he wouldn't be there!\\
'''Rick Flagg:''' Last minute change in the duty roster. Superman's got the drop on you. What do you do?\\

--> '''Flash:''' (all League members stare at him after the disastrous meeting between him, Wonder Woman, and Shayera) I had dinner with two women at the same time! Cuz I'm a stud! (accidentally smooshes his hand into his mashed potatoes. He dejectedly sits back down and licks it off his hand)

-->'''Wonder Woman''': (reading from scroll) "For a good time, call Podenemus"?

** Just before that, Hermes remarks that the message must be pretty important: "Zeus paid for overnight delivery."

* Just after beating up Green Lantern and Doctor Fate in the cafeteria, Luthor-as-Flash runs off...[[NotSoAboveItAll then immediately nips back to shovel some food into his mouth.]]

-->'''Green Lantern:''' Why do ''[[SuperSpeed you]]'' need a van... wait, don't answer that, I don't wanna know.

* From ComicBook/{{Lobo}}:

* Diana's explanation as to why Batman refused to attend Superman's funeral is [[{{Understatement}} "He doesn't handle loss very well."]]

* [[https://i.redd.it/bhhea89zr0e01.png The surreal image of Superman, in full costume, driving a car accross a barren landscape.]]

* There's even an origin story for the gang complete with a reality-tv style interview about them. Even funnier with the CastingGag that the Royal Flush Gang are portrayed by the cast of ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'': Ten as Cyborg, King was Robin, Jack was Beast Boy, Ace was Starfire, and Queen was Raven.

* Joker's very {{Pun}} on Batman getting warm in his search of the bomb while standing next to a volcano...and his camera crews' very nonplussed reaction.

-->'''Green Lantern:''' Why do ''[[SuperSpeed you]]'' need a van...wait, don't answer that, I don't wanna know.

* Superman’s frustrated sigh right before he knocks out a belligerent Aquaman.

** What nobody at the table realizes is, Bizarro speaks in [[EloquentInMyNativeTongue Bizarro speech]], where good is bad and hate is love. If that's applied to what he is saying here he's saying: since the incident Luthor has been acting crazy and irrational, you are not Luthor. Of course Bizarro being the [[OnlySaneMan craziest one]] there they just ignore him.

** At the end of the episode, all three are inexplicably sleeping together, [[NoodleIncident with GL and Hawkgirl snuggled up in the Alien's arm for some reason]].

* This moment in pt. 2.

* Part 1, when the League end up in Vandal Savage's BadFuture and discover a resistance run by a much more ruthless and pragmatic Bruce Wayne.

-->'''Flash:''' ''[unnerved]]'' Bats, you're starting to scare me.\\

-->'''"The Flash":''' If nothing else, I can at least learn the Flash's secret identity. ''([[DramaticUnmask takes off the Flash's mask and briefly studies his face in the mirror]])'' ...I have no idea who this is.

* Red Tornado's one line..."Suuuh-WEEEEEE!"

--> '''Bwana Beast''' ''[speaking to pigs]:'' C'mon, anybody seen her? Newcomer. Metal bracelets. Kinda stuck-up.

* An in-universe example is in the DVD commentary for this episode where the creators have a chuckle over the fact that Bruce is ten times nicer to Diana when she's a pig than when she's her normal self, especially during the scene when he meets with Zatanna and very sweetly pets Pig!Diana and rubs her back. That might be one part [[UnresolvedSexualTension Diana would have liked to remember...]]
** It's implied she ''did'' remember, which makes it a little funnier.

* Superman releases his inner child. He still believes in Santa ([[FantasyKitchenSink though given the setting, he may not be wrong]]), wants to be the one to plug in the Christmas tree, and attempts to peek into his wrapped presents using X-ray vision, only to be foiled by Ma and Pa Kent wrapping them in lead foil. The juxtaposition with his normal, serious self is hilarious.

* Hawk Girl takes Green Lantern to her favorite bar:
** GL asks if this is where she goes to relax, Hawk Girl clarifies this is where she goes to ''celebrate'', not relax.

** At the end of the episode, all three are inexplicably sleeping together, [[NoodleIncident with GL and Hawk Girl snuggled up in the Alien's arm for some reason]].

* The reveal that Giganta use to be a normal gorilla. Shade was hitting on her until this revelation. Not at all helped by the fact that after Grodd reveals this, Shade looks over to Giganta eating a banana and winking at him.

* The AntiClimax of the episode. Batman and Green Lantern have captured Chronos and are hurtling towards the beginning of time as Batman desperately uploads a program to Chronos' time suit to reset the timeline. The dramatic music swells, the screen fades to black... and abruptly cuts to Batman and Green Lantern having lunch from the last episode, stunned and slack jawed, unsure if the past two episodes even happened.