History Funny / JusticeLeague

19th Nov '17 12:25:37 PM Gregzilla
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* After the little Leaguers split off in pairs to ambush Mordeau, Superboy gets confused as to why Wondergirl is set on pairing off with Batboy.
-->'''Superboy:''' What's with those two?
-->'''Kid Lantern:''' Man, for a guy with like forty different kinds of vision, you are so blind!
17th Nov '17 3:53:26 PM kalel32688
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'''Secret Origins'''
* When the group first got together and had to split up in groups of two to handle threats in different locations, Flash immediately grabbed a bewildered Wonder Woman as his partner. Next shot:
-->'''Flash:''' *To Green Lantern* You're no fun!

'''In Blackest Night'''
* Flash is attempting to defend Green Lantern. He chooses to act as Lantern's lawyer, as the planet they're on "solved their lawyer problem a long time ago". He's then told that if Green Lantern is found guilty, his lawyer will be executed too.

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\n'''Secret Origins'''\n[[AC:1x01/02/03 -- Secret Origins]]
* When the group League first got gets together and had has to [[LetsSplitUpGang split up in groups of two two]] to handle threats in different locations, Flash immediately grabbed grabs a bewildered Wonder Woman as his partner. Next shot:
-->'''Flash:''' *To (''to Green Lantern* Lantern'') You're no fun!

'''In [[AC:1x04/05 -- In Blackest Night'''
Night]]
* Flash is attempting to defend Green Lantern. He chooses to act as Green Lantern's lawyer, as the planet they're on "solved their lawyer problem a long time ago". ago." He's then told that if Green Lantern is found guilty, his lawyer will be executed too.



'''The Enemy Below'''
* Deadshot is actually pretty funny.
-->'''Superman:''' You tried to kill Aquaman. Why?
-->'''Deadshot:''' Gee, now why would a hired gun try to kill someone? Could it be that...someone paid me to do it?
* This episode feature one of the best off-screen Batman intimidations ever:
-->'''Deadshot:''' ''[[MaleGaze (looks Wonder Woman up and down)]]'' ...Unless, of course, you can [[SexForServices make it worth my while]].\\
'''Batman:''' ''[grabs him]'' I'll take it from here. ''[drags Deadshot away]''\\

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'''The [[AC:1x06/07 -- The Enemy Below'''
Below]]
* Deadshot is actually {{actually pretty funny.
funny}}.
-->'''Superman:''' You tried to kill Aquaman. Why?
Why?
-->'''Deadshot:''' Gee, now why would a hired gun try to kill someone? Could it be that...[[MathematiciansAnswer someone paid me to do it?
it]]?
* This episode feature features one of the best off-screen Batman intimidations ever:
-->'''Deadshot:''' ''[[MaleGaze (looks (''[[MaleGaze looks Wonder Woman up and down)]]'' ...down]]'') ...Unless, of course, you can [[SexForServices make it worth my while]].\\
'''Batman:''' ''[grabs him]'' (''grabs him'') I'll take it from here. ''[drags (''drags Deadshot away]''\\away'')\\



'''Batman:''' Let me give you one piece of advice... ''[says something to him as the camera pulls away]''\\
'''Deadshot:''' ''[in a panic]'' Okay! Okay! I'll tell!\\

to:

'''Batman:''' Let me give you one piece of advice... ''[says (''says something to him as the camera pulls away]''\\
away'')\\
'''Deadshot:''' ''[in (''in a panic]'' panic'') Okay! Okay! I'll tell!\\



** What did he say? According to WordOfGod it's [[spoiler:"[[TheVillainKnowsWhereYouLive I know where you live]], [[SecretIdentity Floyd]]."]]

'''Paradise Lost'''

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** What did he say? According to WordOfGod WordOfGod, it's [[spoiler:"[[TheVillainKnowsWhereYouLive "[[spoiler:[[TheVillainKnowsWhereYouLive I know where you live]], [[SecretIdentity Floyd]]."]]

'''Paradise Lost'''
]]"

[[AC:1x08/09 -- Paradise Lost]]
* Diana attempting to figure out how to explain her actions to her mother.
-->'''Diana''': Gone? I wasn't gone. [[BlatantLies I was in my room...alone...for eight months.]]



** Diana attempting to figure out how to explain her actions to her mother. "Gone? I wasn't gone. [[BlatantLies I was in my room...alone...for eight months.]]"



'''Superman''': Yes, for those who worship their credit cards!

'''War World'''

'''The Brave and the Bold'''

to:

'''Superman''': Yes, for those who worship their credit cards!

'''War World'''

'''The
cards.

[[AC:1x10/11 -- War World]]

[[AC:1x12/13 -- The
Brave and the Bold'''Bold]]
* In the beginning, Flash is trying to hit on a couple of girls. After he quickly saves them from a truck that crashes into a diner and leaves to do some superheroing, one of the girls says this to the other:
-->'''Girl''': And you didn't want to give him our phone number.



-->"Relax, it's just a little snack." ''[draws out two heaping armfuls of hot dogs]''.

to:

-->"Relax, -->'''Flash''': Relax, it's just a little snack." ''[draws snack. (''draws out two heaping armfuls of hot dogs]''.dogs'')



'''Flash''': Hey, we've both got a ''Martian's'' phone-number on our speed-dial. I think [[ArbitrarySkepticism I deserve the benefit of the doubt here]].

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'''Flash''': Hey, we've both got a ''Martian's'' phone-number phone number on our speed-dial.speed dial. I think [[ArbitrarySkepticism I deserve the benefit of the doubt here]].



-->''[Realizing this wasn't a very good comeback, Flash shrugs at Solovar]''
* John: "Flash, don't heckle the supervillain!"

to:

-->''[Realizing -->(''Realizing this wasn't a very good comeback, Flash shrugs at Solovar]''
Solovar'')
* John: Green Lantern: "Flash, don't heckle the supervillain!" supervillain!"



-->'''Flash''': With cream and 37 sugars. ''[cops stare at him]'' Really.
* In the beginning, Flash is trying to hit on a couple of girls. After he quickly saves them from a truck that crashes into a diner and leaves to do some superheroing, one of the girls says this to the other:
-->'''Girl''': And you didn't want to give him our phone number.

'''Legends'''
* When Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl, and the Flash gets sucked into the world of an old comic book GL used to read, they're very much fish out of water, since it's a WorldOfHam. When Tom Turbine makes his entrance, for example, the look on the Flash's face is ''priceless.'' He takes to it pretty quickly, though: during his fight with Dr. Blizzard, [[PungeonMaster he's pretty much playing pun tennis with him.]]
* In general, the episode poking fun at all the tropes of Silver Age comics is pretty hysterical.

'''Injustice for All'''

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-->'''Flash''': With cream and 37 thirty-seven sugars. ''[cops (''cops stare at him]'' Really.
* In the beginning, Flash is trying to hit on a couple of girls. After he quickly saves them from a truck that crashes into a diner and leaves to do some superheroing, one of the girls says this to the other:
-->'''Girl''': And you didn't want to give him our phone number.

'''Legends'''
him'') Really.

[[AC:1x14/15 -- Legends]]
* When Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl, and the Flash gets get sucked into the world of an old comic book GL used to read, they're very much fish out of water, since it's a WorldOfHam. When Tom Turbine makes his entrance, for example, the look on the Flash's face is ''priceless.'' ''priceless''. He takes to it pretty quickly, though: though; during his fight with Dr. Blizzard, [[PungeonMaster he's pretty much playing pun tennis with him.]]
him]].
* In general, the episode poking fun at all the tropes of [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age comics comics]] is pretty hysterical.

'''Injustice [[AC:1x16/17 -- Injustice for All'''All]]



-->'''Solomon Grundy''' ''(to Lex Luthor)'': You're crazy.
-->'''Joker''': ''(kicks the doors open from off screen)'' [[IncomingHam AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!]] It's done wonders for me!
** After Batman punches him and before passing out he says with [[ShoutOut a familiar lisp]]:
-->'''Joker''': "[[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck You're dethpicable!]]"
** The mere fact that the Joker is suggesting [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to just shoot Batman]], [[TaughtByExperience knowing full well that when Batman escapes they'll be doomed]]. That's right, the Joker is being the OnlySaneMan in this episode. You're welcome.

to:

-->'''Solomon Grundy''' ''(to Lex Luthor)'': Grundy''': (''to Luthor'') You're crazy.
-->'''Joker''': ''(kicks (''kicks the doors open from off screen)'' off-screen'') [[IncomingHam AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!]] It's done wonders for me!
** After Batman punches him and before passing out out, he says with [[ShoutOut a familiar lisp]]:
-->'''Joker''': --->'''Joker''': "[[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck You're dethpicable!]]"
** The mere fact that the Joker is suggesting [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to just shoot Batman]], [[TaughtByExperience knowing full well that that, when Batman escapes escapes, they'll be doomed]]. That's right, right; the Joker is being the OnlySaneMan in this episode. You're welcome.



* When Lex is told he basically has cancer because of the Kryponite he's always carried...he quickly blames Superman and throws a clipboard confirming his illness to him. The way Superman's looking at him just gives the emoticon of "-_______-".
* When first in prison, Lex yells at Humanite from his cell to lower the volume of his viewing of an opera. Humanite ''[[{{Troll}} raises]]'' [[{{Troll}} the volume]], to which we see Luthor's annoyed face.."

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* When Lex Luthor is told that he basically has cancer because of the Kryponite he's always carried...carried around in his pocket...he quickly blames Superman and throws a clipboard confirming his illness to him. The way Superman's looking at him just gives the emoticon of "-_______-".
* When first in prison, Lex Luthor yells at Humanite from his cell to lower the volume of his viewing of an opera. Humanite ''[[{{Troll}} raises]]'' [[{{Troll}} the volume]], to which we see Luthor's annoyed face.."face.



-->'''Superman:''' ''[shoves Copperhead up against the wall]'' Copperhead...When are you gonna get some sense and tell me where Luthor is?\\

to:

-->'''Superman:''' ''[shoves (''shoves Copperhead up against the wall]'' wall'') Copperhead...When when are you gonna get some sense and tell me where Luthor is?\\



''[later, as Copperhead is taken back to his cell]''\\
'''Superman:''' ''[frustrated]'' How does Batman ''do'' it?

to:

''[later, (''Later, as Copperhead is taken back to his cell]''\\
cell'')\\
'''Superman:''' ''[frustrated]'' (''frustrated'') How does Batman ''do'' it?
14th Nov '17 6:28:17 PM ironballs16
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* A mook gives the Flash a PretenderDiss when the latter tries [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique dangling him out the window to get him to talk]]. Unlike Batman, though, Flash ''actually drops him'' - but keeps pace by running down the side of the building and asking for details, rescuing the hapless thug at the bottom after he spilled the details.

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* A mook gives the Flash a PretenderDiss when the latter tries [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique dangling him out the window to get him to talk]]. Unlike Batman, though, Flash ''actually drops him'' - but keeps pace by running down the side of the building and asking for details, rescuing the hapless thug at the bottom after he spilled the details.
agrees to talk.
14th Nov '17 6:27:52 PM ironballs16
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to:

* A mook gives the Flash a PretenderDiss when the latter tries [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique dangling him out the window to get him to talk]]. Unlike Batman, though, Flash ''actually drops him'' - but keeps pace by running down the side of the building and asking for details, rescuing the hapless thug at the bottom after he spilled the details.
14th Nov '17 6:22:49 PM ironballs16
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--->'''Fire''': I understand. You're very deep in thought, mentally preparing for the battle. "No time for women," I understand.

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--->'''Fire''': I understand. You're very deep in thought, mentally preparing for the battle. "No time for women," [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment I understand.understand]].
14th Nov '17 6:22:25 PM ironballs16
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** When en route to the trouble, she gets out of her seat to try talking to him, showing off some AbsoluteCleavage in the process, [[CantActPervertedTowardTheLoveInterest rendering him practically speechless]].

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** When en route to the trouble, she gets out of her seat to try talking to him, showing off some AbsoluteCleavage in the process, [[CantActPervertedTowardTheLoveInterest [[CantActPervertedTowardALoveInterest rendering him practically speechless]].
14th Nov '17 6:22:09 PM ironballs16
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** When en route to the trouble, she gets out of her seat to try talking to him, showing off some AbsoluteCleavage in the process, [[CantActPervertedTowardsTheLoveInterest rendering him practically speechless]].

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** When en route to the trouble, she gets out of her seat to try talking to him, showing off some AbsoluteCleavage in the process, [[CantActPervertedTowardsTheLoveInterest [[CantActPervertedTowardTheLoveInterest rendering him practically speechless]].
14th Nov '17 6:21:08 PM ironballs16
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** When en route to the trouble, she gets out of her seat to try talking to him, showing off some AbsoluteCleavage in the process, [[CantActPervertedTowardsTheLoveInterest rendering him practically speechless]].
--->'''Fire''': I understand. You're very deep in thought, mentally preparing for the battle. "No time for women," I understand.
*** Hawkgirl, more than fed up with the situation, deliberately swerves the plane so that [[MeetCute Fire lands in Flash's lap]].
13th Nov '17 9:36:36 PM bweb
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* Wonder Woman is fighting parademons at the Great Wall of China when a man standing on the wall volunteers to help. Wonder Woman tries to warn him off for his own protection, only to watch him take out two parademons with two solid haymakers. Wonder Woman can only issue a stunned utterance:
--> '''Wonder Woman''': Hera...
** Of course, it then turns out that the volunteer was J'onn.
3rd Nov '17 9:02:28 PM DoctorFluffy
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** The mere fact that the Joker is suggesting [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim to just shoot Batman]], [[TaughtByExperience knowing full well that when Batman escapes they'll be doomed]]. That's right, the Joker is being the OnlySaneMan in this episode. You're welcome.
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