History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows

-->''Ron:'' [[SarcasmMode Because it's the first time, right?]]

-->''Fred:''[[SarcasmMode Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance]]

-->''Harry:'' If you think I'm going to let you risk your necks for me--

-->''Harry:'' You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you nned me to give you some hair.
-->''George'': [[SarcasmMode Well, that's that plan scuppered. Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate]]
-->'''Fred:''[[SarcasmMode Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance]]

-->''George: [[SarcasmMode Well, that's that plan scuppered. Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate]]
-->''Fred:''[[SarcasmMode Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance]]

* [[spoiler: Ron spoiler: to his daughter, Rose: Thank God you've inherited your mother's brains.]]

*** Ron saying about Muriel, "She's rude to everyone" and George comes up saying "Talking about Muriel?"

-->"Hermione, when have any of our plans actually ''worked''? We plan, we get there, ''all hell breaks loose''!"

** How did we miss this one? "Really gives a feel for the scope and tragedy of the thing doesn't it?" Ron's Crowning Moment of Snark.

* Voldemort hugging Malfoy, which is gaining Memetic status, known as "awkward Voldemort hug".

* Percy saying he's resigning, [[DeadPanSnarker as he turns the Minister to a sea urn]]

* Hermione reading the tale of the three brothers while Harry and Ron play the RiffTrax.

--->'''Fred''': He used to down an entire bottle of firewhisky, then run onto the dance floor, hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his--

--->'''Fred''': He used to down an entire bottle of firewhisky, then run on to the dance floor, hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his--

It is quite difficult to find these on this book, but...

* Fleur's transparent attempt to break the tension

* Filch running around yelling "Students out of bed, students in the corridors!" [[ComicallyMissingThePoint as the school is about to be]] ''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint attacked]]''.
--> '''Filch:''' [[CaptainObvious Students out of bed, students in the corridors!]]
--> '''[=McGonagall=]:''' [[WhatAnIdiot There supposed to be, you blithering idiot!]]

* Ron spoiler: to his daughter, Rose: Thank God you've inherited your mother's brains.

* When the twins take the Polyjuice potion to look like Harry, they look at each other and say "Wow, we're identical!"
* George's "holy-holey" joke.
* Potterwatch.
* Harry after the BigDamnKiss between Ron and Hermione.
-->"Is this the moment?"\\
"OI! THERE'S A WAR GOING ON HERE."
* Ron, saying that the story of the Deathly Hallows should take place at midnight because it's creepier.
-->'''Harry:''' [[SarcasmMode "Because we could all use a bit more fear in our lives."]]
* The House Elves (led by Kreacher) joining the fray, not by using magic, but by stabbing Death Eaters' feet with silverware!

-->"Hermione, when have any of our plans actually ''worked''? We plan, we get there, ''all hell breaks loose''!"

-->'''Harry:''' "Because we could all use a bit more fear in our lives."

-->"Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure."

-->''Harry:'' Because we could all use a bit more fear in our lives.

-->"Is this the moment?"

* For this troper, the fact that Harry's voice morphs as though he's successfully gone through puberty a second time when he hollars "REDUCIO!!" put him in stitches and made him have to rewind and watch again.

** When the twins take the Polyjuice potion to look like Harry, they look at each other and say "Wow, we're identical!"
** George's "holy-holey" joke.
** Potterwatch.
** Harry after the BigDamnKiss between Ron and Hermione.
--> "Is this the moment?"

** Harry is searching Umbridge's office and finds a book titled "When Muggles Attack".
** Any of the Polyjuice Potion sequences--Harry, Ron, and Hermione looking freaked out in the guise of Ministry employees (one of whom is the normally badass Runcorn) and then Hermione-as-Bellatrix, trying ''so'' hard to look dangerous.
** "Just keep telling her about that ball of light going into your chest."
** Dobby dropping the chandelier on Bellatrix.

** Voldemort hugging Malfoy, which is gaining Memetic status, known as "awkward Voldemort hug".
** Voldy's half-second of visible anger management before he says, "Well, Neville, I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say."
** Harry tries out the wand Ron gave him:

** After casting ''Piertotum Locomotor'':

*** Molly's side-glance at her after she says that is an added bonus.
** Harry gets a moment of GenreSavvy.

** When the twins take the Polyjuice potion to look like Harry, they look at each other and say "Hey, we're identical!"

-->'''Hermione''': What's going on in there?

From the movie:
** '''McGonagall''': I've always wanted to try that spell! *giggles like a schoolgirl*

-->'''Harry, Ron''': [[BlatantLies Nothing]]!

** Voldemort hugging Malfoy, which is gaining Memetic status, known as "awkward Voldemort hug".

** When the twins take the Polyjuice potion to look like Harry, they look at each other and say "Hey, we are identical!"

-->"Dobby never meant to kill. Dobby only meant to main or...seriously injure."