History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows

* There is a moment when Hermione is cutting Harry's hair just as she realizes how to destroy the Horcruxes.

*** It's Dumbledore. He's an eccentric man. Him hiding a secret message in the icing ''is not that far-fetched of an idea!''

* After getting blasted by Voldemort from the courtyard all the way back into the Great Hall, Neville comes to in the most serene and blissfully unaware way possible, while all hell's breaking loose around him.

** Harry is reticent to have his hair used in the Polyjuice Potion. Hermione just walks behind him and pulls some out.
*** EnforcedMethodActing when Emma Watson did pull out some of Daniel Radcliffe's hair, causing him to wince in pain.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z68sMmLtLcU Harry tries out the wand Ron gave him:]]

-->''He felt like asking them to show a little more respect for his privacy as they all began stripping off with impunity, clearly much more at ease with displaying his body than they would have been with their own.''

-->''Fleur walked over to stand beside him, giving him a sappy, slavish look Harry hoped with all his heart would never appear on his face again.''

-->'''Hermione:''' ''(reading aloud)'' "'' 'I welcome the opportunity to uphold our finest Wizarding traditions and values--' '' Like committing murder and cutting off people's ears, I suppose! Snape, headmaster! Snape in Dumbledore's study--''(she has a sudden realization)'' Merlin's pants! I'll be back in a minute!\\

(Harry roars with laughter)

--->'''Diggle:''' Due to the danger of using magic in your house--Harry still being underage, it could provide teh Ministry with an excuse to arrest him--we shall be driving, say, ten miles or so, before Disapparating to the safe location we have picked out for you. You know how to drive, I take it?\\

--->'''Diggle:''' Due to the danger of using magic in your house--Harry still being underage, it could provide teh Ministry with an excuse to arrest him--we shall be driving, say, ten miles or so, before Disapparating to the safe location we have picked out for you. You know how to drive, I take it?
--->'''Vernon:''' Know how to--? Of course I ruddy well know how to drive!
--->'''Diggle:''' ''(thinking he's being very flattering)'' Very clever of you, sir, very clever, I personally would be utterly bamboozled by all those buttons and knobs.

--->'''Fred:''' He used to down an entire bottle of firewhisky, then run on to the dance floor, hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his—
--->'''Hermione:''' Yes, he sounds a real charmer.
--->(Harry roars with laughter)
--->'''Ron:''' Never married for some reason.
--->'''Hermione:''' [[DeadpanSnarker You amaze me.]]

--->'''Luna:''' Hello, Harry!
--->'''Harry:''' Er – my name’s Barny.
--->'''Luna:''' Oh, have you changed that too?
--->'''Harry:''' How did you know –?
--->'''Luna:''' Oh, just your expression.

--->'''Scrimgeour:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I notice that your birthday cake is in the shape of a Snitch]]. Why is that?
--->'''Hermione:''' ''(laughs derisively)'' [[SarcasmMode Oh, it can't be a reference to the fact that Harry's a great Seeker, that's way too obvious. There must be a secret message from Dumbledore hidden in the icing]]!
--->'''Scrimgeour:''' [[TheComicallySerious I don't think there's anything hidden in the icing,]] ''[...]''

--->Harry met the Minister's yellow eyes and knew he had no option but to obey. He held out his hand, and Scrimgeour leaned forward again and placed the Snitch, slowly and deliberately, into Harry's palm.
--->Nothing happened. ''[...]''
--->"That was dramatic," said Harry coolly. Both Ron and Hermione laughed.

--->'''Harry:''' When you cleared out this house of anything valuable...
--->'''Mundungus:''' ''(interrupting)'' Sirius never cared about any of that junk--
--->'''Kreacher:''' ''(runs up with a saucepan and starts wailing on Mundungus with it)''
--->'''Mundungus:''' Call 'im off, call 'im off, 'e should be locked up!
--->'''Harry:''' Kreacher, no!
--->'''Kreacher:''' ''(stops mid-swing with pan over his head)'' [[ServileSnarker Perhaps just one more, Master Harry, for luck?]]
--->'''Ron:''' ''([[ActuallyPrettyFunny bursts out laughing]])''

--->'''Hermione:''' ''(reading aloud)'' "'' 'I welcome the opportunity to uphold our finest Wizarding traditions and values--' '' Like committing murder and cutting off people's ears, I suppose! Snape, headmaster! Snape in Dumbledore's study--''(she has a sudden realization)'' Merlin's pants! I'll be back in a minute!
--->'''Ron:''' ''(after she's left)'' 'Merlin's pants'? [[Main/{{Understatement}} She must be upset]].

-->'''Harry:''' Sorry, but Death spoke to them?

** Rather like Mr. Weasley back in ''Goblet of Fire'', Daedalus Diggle is very friendly with the Dursleys and essentially oblivious to their hatred of any and all things magical when he and Hestia Jones show up to take them into hiding. This exchange is especially good:
-->'''Diggle:''' Due to the danger of using magic in your house--Harry still being underage, it could provide teh Ministry with an excuse to arrest him--we shall be driving, say, ten miles or so, before Disapparating to the safe location we have picked out for you. You know how to drive, I take it?
-->'''Vernon:''' Know how to--? Of course I ruddy well know how to drive!
-->'''Diggle:''' ''(thinking he's being very flattering)'' Very clever of you, sir, very clever, I personally would be utterly bamboozled by all those buttons and knobs.

* '''[[ServileSnarker Kreacher:]]''' *after Harry stops him from knocking out Mundungus* One more for luck, Master Harry?
** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Ron bursts out laughing after Kreacher says this.]]
** Later, the Trio ''immediately'' realises who Mundungus is talking about when he mentions she "looked a bit like a toad".

** And further ''still'': she ends up Minister of Magic.

** Even more HilariousInHindsight when you find out where Hermione ends up working in the epilogue — as Deputy Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement.

*** Luna lives at home during the summer. One wonders just how much of that soup ''she'' has had to consume.

* The random kid who tells Voldemort "[[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Nice costume, mister!]]" just before Voldemort murders Harry's parents on Halloween.

* We learn that, after she continually pestered him for information on Dumbledore, Doge called Rita one of the ''most'' British insults ever — an ''"interfering trout."''