History Funny / HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows

17th May '17 6:08:37 PM mouschilight
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--> '''Ron:''' Six months she hasn't seen me and it's like I'm Frankie-First Year.

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--> '''Ron:''' Six months she hasn't seen me and it's like I'm Frankie-First Year. I'm only her brother.
17th May '17 6:07:51 PM mouschilight
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--> '''Ron:''' I just get back and she looks at me like I'm Frankie First-year. I mean, I'm her brother.
--> '''Seamus:''' She's got plenty of those though. There's only one Harry.

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--> '''Ron:''' I just get back Six months she hasn't seen me and she looks at me it's like I'm Frankie First-year. I mean, I'm her brother.
Frankie-First Year.
--> '''Seamus:''' She's got plenty lots of those those, though. There's only one Harry.
15th May '17 12:28:05 PM kquinn0830
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** [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Ron bursts out laughing after Kreacher says this.]]
15th Apr '17 2:56:43 PM Sane_Spinster
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-->'''Griphook''': ''[under the Invisibility Cloak]'' "Good morning? ''Good morning??''" You're supposed to be [[AxeCrazy Bellatrix Lestrange!]]

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-->'''Griphook''': ''[under the Invisibility Cloak]'' "Good morning? ''Good morning??''" You're supposed to be [[AxeCrazy Bellatrix Lestrange!]]Lestrange,]] not a dewey-eyed schoolgirl!
15th Mar '17 7:48:05 AM LBHills
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* The early scene where several characters are Polyjuiced into Harry Potter decoys, including twins Fred and George. Their reaction? "Wow, we're identical!"

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* The early scene where several characters are Polyjuiced into Harry Potter decoys, including twins Fred and George. Their reaction? The twins immediately observe, "Wow, we're identical!"
17th Feb '17 6:22:38 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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* There's also Hermione noting casually that she's waiting for Ron's pants to come out of the wash and Ron's flustered reaction at [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple the implications]]...

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* There's also Hermione noting casually that she's waiting for Ron's pants to come out of the wash and Ron's flustered reaction at [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple the implications]]...implications]]....



* Ron gave Harry what is essentially the wizarding equivalent of a relationship guide, and notes (and stealthily demonstrate) how useful it's been for him and Hermione...

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* Ron gave Harry what is essentially the wizarding equivalent of a relationship guide, and notes (and stealthily demonstrate) how useful it's been for him and Hermione...Hermione....



** Viktor Krum getting bewildered with Luna's antics, and seriously has no idea if Harry was putting him on when he tried to explain. There's also the fact that he was ogling Hermione, causing Ron to go all GreenEyedMonster, and Ginny when he realised Hermione's taken, causing ''Harry'' to do the same. Double the funny when you realize that Harry ''literally'' has green eyes...

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** Viktor Krum getting bewildered with Luna's antics, and seriously has no idea if Harry was putting him on when he tried to explain. There's also the fact that he was ogling Hermione, causing Ron to go all GreenEyedMonster, and Ginny when he realised Hermione's taken, causing ''Harry'' to do the same. Double the funny when you realize that Harry ''literally'' has green eyes...eyes....



* After Dumbledore tells Snape that [[spoiler: he wants Snape to kill him,]] Snape responds, in full SarcasmMode, "Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few minutes to compose an epitaph?"
* [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! COMPLETE! ARSE!]] [[PunctuatedPounding RONALD! WEASLEY!]].]]

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* After Dumbledore tells Snape that [[spoiler: he [[spoiler:he wants Snape to kill him,]] Snape responds, in full SarcasmMode, "Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few minutes to compose an epitaph?"
* [[spoiler: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis [[spoiler:[[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! COMPLETE! ARSE!]] [[PunctuatedPounding RONALD! WEASLEY!]].]]



** And afterwards, [[spoiler: Ron's]] sycophantic attempts to "get back in her good books," as Harry put it.

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** And afterwards, [[spoiler: Ron's]] [[spoiler:Ron's]] sycophantic attempts to "get back in her good books," as Harry put it.



--> [[spoiler: '''Ron:''']] "Yeah, that makes sense!"

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--> [[spoiler: '''Ron:''']] [[spoiler:'''Ron:''']] "Yeah, that makes sense!"



* [[spoiler: Ron to his daughter, Rose: Thank God you've inherited your mother's brains.]]

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* [[spoiler: Ron [[spoiler:Ron to his daughter, Rose: Thank God you've inherited your mother's brains.]]



** Later, the Trio ''immediately'' realizes who Mundungus is talking about when he mentions [[spoiler: she "looked a bit like a toad."]]

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** Later, the Trio ''immediately'' realizes who Mundungus is talking about when he mentions [[spoiler: she [[spoiler:she "looked a bit like a toad."]]



--> Xeno: ""Everyone always requests our recipe for Freshwater Plimpy soup."

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--> Xeno: ""Everyone "Everyone always requests our recipe for Freshwater Plimpy soup."



--> '''Gargoyle:''' Oh, don't mind me...I'll just lie here and crumble....
* There's something darkly hilarious about [[spoiler: Fred's death and George's disfigurement]] when you consider that way back when in the first book, [[spoiler: he and George enchanted snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrell's turban, AKA Voldemort's face]]. It seems Voldy got his revenge in the end.

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--> '''Gargoyle:''' Oh, don't mind me... I'll just lie here and crumble....
* There's something darkly hilarious about [[spoiler: Fred's [[spoiler:Fred's death and George's disfigurement]] when you consider that way back when in the first book, [[spoiler: he [[spoiler:he and George enchanted snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrell's turban, AKA Voldemort's face]]. It seems Voldy got his revenge in the end.



* It's very BlackComedy but after [[spoiler: Bogrod gets roasted alive by the dragon]], Ron looks on with a look of dismayed surprise and can only manage to say:

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* It's very BlackComedy but after [[spoiler: Bogrod [[spoiler:Bogrod gets roasted alive by the dragon]], Ron looks on with a look of dismayed surprise and can only manage to say:



* The heavy MoodWhiplash after [[spoiler: the confrontation with Snape. You have a dark moment where Voldemort coveys a message to the students that they must deliver Harry to him. After a tense moment where the students look at Harry (one even saying to grab him for Christ sake!), Filch ''runs into the damn room and screaming how the students are out of bed'', all while [=McGonagall=] tells him off that ''they're supposed to be out of their rooms''. Filch's reaction is priceless]].
---> [[spoiler: '''[=McGonagall=]''': They are supposed to be out of bed, you blithering idiot!]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Filch''':...Oh. Sorry ma'am.]]
** Makes it more funny since [[spoiler: [=McGonagall=] rarely ever insults anyone]].

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* The heavy MoodWhiplash after [[spoiler: the [[spoiler:the confrontation with Snape. You have a dark moment where Voldemort coveys a message to the students that they must deliver Harry to him. After a tense moment where the students look at Harry (one even saying to grab him for Christ sake!), Filch ''runs into the damn room and screaming how the students are out of bed'', all while [=McGonagall=] tells him off that ''they're supposed to be out of their rooms''. Filch's reaction is priceless]].
---> [[spoiler: '''[=McGonagall=]''': [[spoiler:'''[=McGonagall=]''': They are supposed to be out of bed, you blithering idiot!]]
---> [[spoiler: '''Filch''':...[[spoiler:'''Filch''': ...Oh. Sorry ma'am.]]
** Makes it more funny since [[spoiler: [=McGonagall=] [[spoiler:[=McGonagall=] rarely ever insults anyone]].
31st Dec '16 1:31:06 PM CantNotLookAtThisSite
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* It's very BlackComedy but after [[spoiler: Bogrod gets roasted alive by the dragon]], Ron looks on with a look of dismayed surprise and can only manage to say:
--> '''Ron:''' [[{{Understatement}} That's unfortunate]].
2nd Dec '16 9:18:17 PM Chabal2
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** And further ''still'': [[spoiler:she ends up Minister for Magic]].
23rd Nov '16 8:34:46 PM ShiroAkuma
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*** Made even funnier by the fact that in an interview, Domhnall Gleeson explaining that Daniel Radcliffe had trouble taking off the bra he was wearing, quickly adding that he was sure Dan knew how to take it off a women. Seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wMQ9nwXCU here.]]

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*** Made even funnier by the fact that in an interview, Domhnall Gleeson explaining that Daniel Radcliffe had trouble taking off the bra he was wearing, quickly adding that he was sure Dan knew how to take it off a women.woman. Seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wMQ9nwXCU here.]]
23rd Nov '16 8:33:22 PM ShiroAkuma
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* The heavy MoodWhiplash after [[spoiler: the confrontation with Snape. You have a dark moment where Voldemort coveys a message to the students that they must deliver Harry to him. After a tense moment where the students look at Harry (one even saying to grab him for Christ sake!), Filch ''runs into the damn room and screaming how the students are out of bed'', all while [=McGonagall=] tells him off that ''they're suppose to be out of their rooms''. Filch's reaction is priceless]].
---> [[spoiler: '''[=McGonagall=]''': They are suppose to be out of bed, you blithering idiot!]]

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* The heavy MoodWhiplash after [[spoiler: the confrontation with Snape. You have a dark moment where Voldemort coveys a message to the students that they must deliver Harry to him. After a tense moment where the students look at Harry (one even saying to grab him for Christ sake!), Filch ''runs into the damn room and screaming how the students are out of bed'', all while [=McGonagall=] tells him off that ''they're suppose supposed to be out of their rooms''. Filch's reaction is priceless]].
---> [[spoiler: '''[=McGonagall=]''': They are suppose supposed to be out of bed, you blithering idiot!]]
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