History Funny / DanVs

-->(She steps into the garage to spot Dan and Chris as Batman and Robin [[{{Expy}} Expys]]. Chris awkwardly crosses his legs.)

* The beginning of "Dan Vs. Anger Management" has Dan [[NoodleIncident trying to send of a nuclear bomb that will start World War III just to get back at a family of squirrels]].

** The manager of Burgerphile wanted to avoid going back to Maryland, made funnier since this troper lives in Maryland.

** In this tropers opinion, the part that really sells it is the ominous noise playing while he's deep in thought.

* This troper always gets a chuckle out of:

!!Miscellaneous
* Let us not forget Creator/TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n1WGHLmCw And the two completely different]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17DNO9F8RBI Dan vs. Pinkie Pie commercials.]]


!!Season One

!!Season Two

!!Season Three

-->"In your face, Don!"

-->'''Helicopter Hal:''' Minor?!

-->'''Dan:''' I'm General... Anastasia, commander-in-chief of the Salvation Armed Forces.\\

-->'''Police Chief''' Now he's demanding free cable.

* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be [[NightmareFuel something else entirely]], but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.

* When BOTH Dan and Elise get Jury Duty, they do the SkywardScream IN UNISON.

** As Dan points out that the Quebecians live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.

** Elise [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] the ridiculousness of the DMV agent's story.

** Dan gets a ticket for disturbing the peace for his usual skyward scream. Really, anytime something happens during those usually deserves to be mentioned.

* Dan in "The DMV" treating Elise badly in the first few minutes of the episode. While his attention is on Chris, he so casually pushes Elise away on the couch, and you can barely hear her say "Dan!"

** Also the fact, no just the idea, that Dan can make Holy Water. Dan can make Holy Water, Dan. I really hope I don't have to explain further.

** "Hey does anyone else smell smoke and hot grease? Boy I sure hope those two don't" restaurant bursts into flames.

* Dan's boss in "The Boss" is easily this after [[spoiler:it's revealed she's a demon]]. It could easily be [[NightmareFuel something else entirely]], but she's difficult to take seriously, and Dan seems to have no problem with her.

** When Dan gets home after a heist with Amber, he kicks his Foosball table. It hurts his foot, so he kicks it again.

--> '''Cop:''' "Oh wait, I'm a cop! ''Hey!!''"

-->'''Ambulance Guy #1''': He's definitely not okay.
-->'''Ambulance Guy #2''': He won't be getting up for a long time.

-->'''Dan:''' If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, [[ComedicSociopathy burn their house down!]]

-->'''Police Cheif''' Now he's demanding free cable.

-->'''Director''': I have no ideas!
-->'''Dan''': Really? I have drawers full of stuff that could be on TV. Oh well.

-->'''Kelly''': I love a man who can cook! What are you making?
-->'''Dan''': A bomb.
-->'''Kelly''': Wow! My gramma used to make those!

* Dan's various ways of distracting the cops. One of which involves using a ''water gun''.
** "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, COPPERS!"
** "Now he's demanding free cable."

* "Quick! ''[[{{Thememobile}} To the Car-mobile!]]''" Followed by Chris pulling a ''[[TheDukesOfHazzard Dukes of Hazzard]]'' slide across the front of the car...and landing flat on his back.
* Dan chases a kid dressed like a [[StarWars wookiee]] in "Dan Vs. the Wolfman", while Chris chases after Dan to stop him. They run past a middle-aged cop standing outside his car with a cup of coffee, about to pop a donut in his mouth. A few seconds pass, and suddenly...