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** And the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n1WGHLmCw Dan vs. Pinkie Pie commercials.]]

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** And the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n1WGHLmCw And the two completely different]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17DNO9F8RBI Dan vs. Pinkie Pie commercials.]]
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* Dan managing to mess up his apartment again. In ten minutes. [[BeyondtheImpossible Just by sitting.]]

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* Dan managing to mess up his apartment again. In ten minutes. [[BeyondtheImpossible Just by sitting.]]]]
* "Chris! That is not in the holiday spirit. Now come and help me annihilate Santa."
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** And the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n1WGHLmCw Dan vs. Pinkie Pie commercials.]]

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** And the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n1WGHLmCw Dan vs. Pinkie Pie commercials.]]
* Dan managing to mess up his apartment again. In ten minutes. [[BeyondtheImpossible Just by sitting.
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* Chris takes another one for the team;
-->'''Chris:''' Have I been poisoned?
-->'''Dan:''' Have you been eating my poisoned meatloaf?
-->'''Chris:''' Do you have more than one meatloaf?
-->'''Dan:''' Who has more than one meatloaf!?
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* Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!

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* Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!
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** The encounter with the yeti.
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** As Dan points out that the Quebecians live in Canada rather than France, he comments how geographically confused they are after pointing to England and declaring that that's where France is.


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* The "conversation between Dan and Chris" that takes place at Burgerphile in ''Dan vs. the Animal Shelter''.

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* Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!

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* "TEETH!"
* Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!Pie]]!
** And the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0n1WGHLmCw Dan vs. Pinkie Pie commercials.]]
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-->''Dan makes an irritated face for 5 seconds then runs up and kicks the bird (which at this point is their only source of food) as it is roasting over a campfire''

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-->''Dan makes an irritated face for 5 seconds then runs up and kicks punts the bird (which at this point is their only source of food) as it is roasting over a campfire''
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-->''Dan makes an irritated face for 5 seconds then runs up and kicks the bird as it is roasting over a campfire''

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-->''Dan makes an irritated face for 5 seconds then runs up and kicks the bird (which at this point is their only source of food) as it is roasting over a campfire''
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* As Chris asks Dan about his revenge plot against New Mexico to break the awkward silence.
-->'''Chris''': So how do you plan to-
-->'''Dan''': Hydrogen.
-->'''Chris''': Hydrogen?
-->'''Dan''': Shut up.
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* From Dan vs. New Mexico as they are eating a roadrunner Chris ran over.
-->'''Dan''': Pass the ketchup.
-->'''Chris''': We don't have any ketchup.
-->''Dan makes an irritated face for 5 seconds then runs up and kicks the bird as it is roasting over a campfire''
-->'''Dan''': USELESS!
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8 Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!

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8 * Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!

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-->Elise: Dan land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!

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-->Elise: Dan Dan, land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!



-->'''Dan:''' If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, [[ComedicSociopathy burn their house down!]]

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-->'''Dan:''' If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, [[ComedicSociopathy burn their house down!]]down!]]
8 Let us not forget TheHub [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKjBViIt-y8 Summer Promo featuring Dan]], [[TransformersPrime Megatron]] and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]]!
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-->'''Don:''' If there is no cranberry sauce, so help me I will smother everyone in this house.

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-->'''Don:''' If there is no cranberry sauce, so help me I will smother everyone in this house.house.
** Dan's plan for getting bac at Elise's family at the end of the ep;
-->'''Dan:''' If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, [[ComedicSociopathy burn their house down!]]
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-->'''Don''' If there is no cranberry sauce, so help me I will smother everyone in this house.

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-->'''Don''' -->'''Don:''' If there is no cranberry sauce, so help me I will smother everyone in this house.
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* "I never joke about kidnapping."

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* "I never joke about kidnapping.""
* Don (Elise's father) takes Thanksgiving dinner ''very'' seriously.
-->'''Don''' If there is no cranberry sauce, so help me I will smother everyone in this house.
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* "I never joke about kidnapping."
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*This amazing piece.
-->'''Woman:''' Hi Dan. I'm a supermodel, and I just moved in next door.
-->'''Dan:''' I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING TAXES!!!
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* In "Dan Vs. Burgerphile", one of the cops thought Elise was Chris' nurse.

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* In "Dan Vs. Burgerphile", one of the cops thought Elise was Chris' nurse.nurse.
** The way the cops handle Dan chaining himself to the cash register. They ask him politely to leave, he says no, and they say they've done all they can do.
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-->'''Dan:''' Another reason why art must suffer.

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-->'''Dan:''' Another reason why art must suffer.suffer.
* In "Dan Vs. Burgerphile", one of the cops thought Elise was Chris' nurse.
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* From "Art">

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* From "Art">"Art":
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'''Clerk:''' I CAN'T STOP SCREAMIN'!

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'''Clerk:''' I CAN'T STOP SCREAMIN'!SCREAMIN'!
* From "Art">
-->'''Chris:''' Museum Food tastes like plastic,.
-->'''Dan:''' Another reason why art must suffer.
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* (After being accosted by a gang of children) "Can't live with 'em, can't hunt 'em for sport ... "

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* (After being accosted by a gang of children) "Can't live with 'em, can't hunt 'em for sport ... ""
* How Dan subdues a Salvation Armed Forces clerk:
-->'''Dan:''' I'm General... Anastasia, commander-in-chief of the Salvation Armed Forces.\\
'''Clerk:''' Well, I have never heard of you.\\
'''Dan:''' Well, sure, that's because - SCORPIONS! ''(throws bucket of scorpions on him, causing him to scream)'' Oh, calm down. They only sting when you scream.\\
'''Clerk:''' I CAN'T STOP SCREAMIN'!
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** This troper is an American employed at the local (read: outsourced to the US) office of one of the largest corporations in Canada. She's currently waiting for the opportunity to use "England and France had a baby out of wedlock, and that baby was Canada" in casual conversation with her coworkers.
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--> '''Cop:''' "Oh wait, I'm a cop! ''Hey!!''"

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--> '''Cop:''' "Oh wait, I'm a cop! ''Hey!!''"''Hey!!''"
* (After being accosted by a gang of children) "Can't live with 'em, can't hunt 'em for sport ... "
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-->Elise:Dan land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!
-->Helicopter Hal:Minor?!
-->Dan:You really didn't know did you?

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-->Elise:Dan -->Elise: Dan land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!
-->Helicopter Hal:Minor?!
-->Dan:You
Hal: Minor?!
-->Dan: You
really didn't know did you?



* Dan chases a kid dressed like a [[StarWars wookiee]] in Dan Vs. the Wolfman, while Chris chases after Dan to stop him. They run past a middle-aged cop standing outside his car with a cup of coffee, about to pop a donut in his mouth. A few seconds pass, and suddenly...

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* Dan chases a kid dressed like a [[StarWars wookiee]] in Dan "Dan Vs. the Wolfman, Wolfman", while Chris chases after Dan to stop him. They run past a middle-aged cop standing outside his car with a cup of coffee, about to pop a donut in his mouth. A few seconds pass, and suddenly...
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* "Quick! ''To the Car-mobile!''" Followed by Chris pulling a ''[[TheDukesOfHazzard Dukes of Hazzard]]'' slide across the front of the car...and landing flat on his back.

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* "Quick! ''To the Car-mobile!''" Followed by Chris pulling a ''[[TheDukesOfHazzard Dukes of Hazzard]]'' slide across the front of the car...and landing flat on his back.back.
* Dan chases a kid dressed like a [[StarWars wookiee]] in Dan Vs. the Wolfman, while Chris chases after Dan to stop him. They run past a middle-aged cop standing outside his car with a cup of coffee, about to pop a donut in his mouth. A few seconds pass, and suddenly...
--> '''Cop:''' "Oh wait, I'm a cop! ''Hey!!''"
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* "Quick! ''To the Car-mobile!''" Followed by Chris pulling a ''[[TheDukesOfHazzard Dukes of Hazzard]]'' slide across the front of the car...and landing flat on his back.
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* "Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as a normal person..."

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* "Look, Dan, I'm just as disgusted at Canada as a normal person...""
* Helicopter Hal in all of his TedBaxter glory, but the best of it is this:
-->Elise:Dan land the helicopter and let the minor celebrity go!
-->Helicopter Hal:Minor?!
-->Dan:You really didn't know did you?

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