History Funny / BioShock1

-->'''Ghost 1:''' You don't fuck Fontaine, [[TheDreaded Fontaine fucks you!"]]

-->'''Ghost 1:''' You don't fuck Fontaine, [[RussianReversal Fontaine fucks you!"]]

--> '''Suchong''': ''(On the Telekenisis Plasmid)'' "Cannot stop speeding bullet, but can catch and throw fast moving object. Problem not with Plasmid. Problem with reaction time ''({{Beat}})'' Suchong just get new idea for Plasmid."

-->'''Crazy Doctor''': An intruder! He's ugly! UGLY! ''UGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!!!''" *Begins firing machine gun*.

-->'''Suchong:''' "Get AWAY, you filthy little shit!" (smacks the Little Sister)\\

* Getting two Big Daddies to duke it out.

* The "[[http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Cheap_Son_of_a_Bitch Cheap Son of a Bitch" audio diary by Suchong. "Go suck egg" is basically Suchong's hilarious version of "Go fuck yourself."

* The "[[[]http://bioshock.wikia.com/wiki/Cheap_Son_of_a_Bitch Cheap Son of a Bitch" audio diary by Suchong. "Go suck egg" is basically Suchong's hilarious version of "Go fuck yourself."

[[spoiler:'''Suchong:''' "[[ThisIsGonnaSuck NO! NO!]] GET AWAY! ''AGH!''"]]

** Made even darker and more hilarious when Jack [[DrivenToSuicide ''leaps off a balcony''.]]

** Made even darker and more hilarious when Jack falls ''off a balcony''.

'''Lady Smith:''' "CHARLES? [[ValuesDissonance I think the Negro cook's been stealing!]]"

** Even better is the recording you get after his death, "Not What She Wanted". It points out the explicit moment that he fully went off the deep end.

** Also, [[spoiler:"Go get stepped on by a Big Daddy, would you kindly?"]].

* It rarely happens and it's a BlinkAndYoullMissIt moment, but when you alarm a Big Daddy that is currently escorting a Little Sister, he'll hoist her over his shoulder, and in the process, the Little Sister will yell out a joyous "WEEEE!" as she's flung over in the most ''adorable'' manner.

* It rarely happens and it's a BlinkAndYouMissIt moment, but when you alarm a Big Daddy that is currently escorting a Little Sister, he'll hoist her over his shoulder, and in the process, the Little Sister will yell out a joyous "WEEEE!" as she's flung over in the most ''adorable'' manner.

* It rarely happens and it's a BlinkAndYoullMiss moment, but when you alarm a Big Daddy that is currently escorting a Little Sister, he'll hoist her over his shoulder, and in the process, the Little Sister will yell out a joyous "WEEEE!" as she's flung over in the most ''adorable'' manner.

* It rarely happens and it's a BlinkAndYou'llMiss moment, but when you alarm a Big Daddy that is currently escorting a Little Sister, he'll hoist her over his shoulder, and in the process, the Little Sister will yell out a joyous "WEEEE!" as she's flung over in the most ''adorable'' manner.

'''Lady Smith:''' "CHARLES? [[ValuesDissonance The Negro cook's been stealing again!]]"

-->'''Lady Smith:''' You call that tenderloin? If you serve that in any respectable hotel in New York, they'd laugh you out of town!
-->'''Lady Smith:''' CHARLES? [[ValuesDissonance The Negro cook's been stealing again!]]
* While many of the Splicer rants across both games are great examples, this example from Doctor Grossman has got to be one of the best:
--> '''Dr. Grossman:''' THERE'S SEMEN ON EVERYTHING! EVERYTHING!
** Another one:
--> '''Dr Grossman:''' When is a fever not a fever? WHEN I SAY IT ISN'T!
* When you first get the Electro-Bolt plasmid in the first game, it's a very scary scene. However, the mood is lightened when Atlas says "Steady now! Your genetic code is being rewritten! Just hold on, and everything will be fine!" Dark humor on the level of ''Portal'', but also creepy in how normal that kind of thing ''is'' to Rapture citizens.
* Waders: He offered you salvation, and you SHIT on him!

* Dr. Suchong's very KarmicDeath.
-->Suchong: "Get AWAY, you filthy little shit!" [Slap! little sister cries]
-->[Big Daddy growls]
-->[[spoiler:Suchong: "NO! NO! GET AWAY! ''AGH!''"]]
* In Fort Frolic, you fight out a boss battle against many, many Spider Splicers...to the tune of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwgK9JKUiw Waltz of the Flowers.]]
* If you steal the candy bar next to a Little Sister in [[spoiler:Tenenbaum's safe house]], this is her response:
-->'''Little Sister:''' That's mine!

* Yeah, Steinman's freaky as all get out, but still - "STOP CROWDING ME! LOOK IN A MIRROR! LOOK IN A MIRROR!"
** Even better is the recording you get after his death: "Not What She Wanted." It points out the explicit moment that he fully went off the deep end.
-->'''Steinman:''' I never realized how much her face... sags. Scalpel.
* Atlas's Irish accent can either be charming or flat out [[NarmCharm hilarious.]]
--> ''Goddam SPLOICERS!!!''
** Atlas' outburst from the first game when [[spoiler: Ryan kills Julie with poison gas]] is rather darkly humorous.
---> '''Atlas''': Every toime we get a yahd ahead, Roian goes and moves the goal posts down to the other end of the field!
** And, of course, "Fistful O' Loitnin'" when you get the Electro-Bolt Plasmid.

** Also, "Go get stepped on by a Big Daddy, would you kindly?"

* When [[spoiler:Fontaine realizes that "would you kindly" isn't effective at controlling you anymore, after asking you in vain two or three times to "Go get stepped on by a Big Daddy, would you kindly?" Something about the increasingly confused and irritated tone of his voice was just hilarious. It then stopped being funny and became really unpleasant when he reveals he knows another code phrase. One that gradually ''stops your heart.'']]

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