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* AllAccordingToPlan: Parodied (what else?). Aizen hasn't actually ''planned'' any of this, but that hasn't stopped him from trying to claim he has.

-->'''Hitsugaya''': So do it, Ichigo. Grow some ultra-strong [[spoiler: new Hollow powers]], or... I don't know, miraculously discover a Super-Bankai at the last second. Fix that [[spoiler: hole in your chest]], put on your mask, and kill all these guys. Come on. Do it. For once, I want your superhuman luck to be of benefit to me. Get up, save the day, and prove me wrong.

-->'''Matsumoto [[spoiler: (About Ikkaku's Bankai)]]:''' "Dude, everybody already knows. Zaraki is the only one who hasn't figured it out. Well, Yachiru probably hasn't either, but that's not saying much."

* '''FinaglesLaw'''
* {{Flanderization}}: ''Everyone's'' character quirks are exaggerated to near (or occasionally literally) psychotic levels. And [[RuleOfFunny there's nothing wrong with that]].
** Only one who survives this is Ulquiorra, save for his sanity being strained by the lunatics around him. [[spoiler: Even then, though, this lasts up until Chapter 32.]]
* TheFool: Lampshaded, invoked and weaponized by Toshiro.

* AffectionateParody
* AllAccordingToPlan / GambitRoulette: Parodied (what else?). Aizen hasn't actually ''planned'' any of this, but that hasn't stopped him from trying to claim he has.

** Aizen continues to say it was all according to plan...[[spoiler: even when he's furiously running away]].
* AllJustADream: [[spoiler: Well, did you ''really'' think [[HilariousInHindsight Komamura was going to save the day]]]]?
** Also done in the first chapter, where Hitsugaya dreams Nanao is his lieutenant.
* {{Angrish}}: [[spoiler: Ukitake goes through a brief moment of this after realizing the "AllJustADream" trope. It then turns into ThisIsForEmphasisBitch.]]
** Toshiro tends to go through this as well.
-->"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHBLE!" Hitsugaya roared, no longer even using real words to express his anger.
** Eventually, [[spoiler: Soi-Fon]] gets it too.
** To lesser extremes, Aizen's first reaction to seeing the insane Toshiro is "...huh?"
* ArrangedMarriage: [[spoiler: Rukia]] was not amused.

* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Yachiru.
* AxCrazy: [[spoiler: Hitsugaya]] in Ch 18.

* BarehandedBladeBlock: [[spoiler: After Yachiru turned him into [[TheHero the hero]], Hitsugaya is able to automatically do this when Aizen tries stabbing him to both of their shocks. It's so cool that Hitsugaya considers it a good reason to live]].
** [[spoiler: Komamura/Dark Lord Wolfington also uses it against Aizen who comments on it]].

* BerserkButton: Calling Captain Hitsugaya "shiro-chan" or "Hitsu-playa" is just asking to be killed.

* BigDamnHeroes: See LeeroyJenkins.
** [[BigDamnHero Big Damn]] [[VillainousRescue Villain]]: Technically, [[spoiler: Wolfington]] in chapter 39.
* BigNo: Yumichika gets in a few.
* [[BlackSheep Black Chapter]]: Chapter 11 was of noticeably lower quality than the usual high comedic standard the story is held up to, to the point where even the [[BreakingTheFourthWall characters themselves]] seem to know it's better to pretend that it never happened.

-->'''Grimmjow:''' "So, let me get this straight. You are newly-minted Arrancar, freshly Shinigamified."\\
'''Ikkaku:''' "Can we think of a different word for that?"\\
'''Grimmjow:''' "But you're not just Arrancar. You're Arrancar from the future. And just after being de-masked,"\\
'''Ikkaku:''' "Much better."\\
'''Grimmjow:''' "You were attacked by a strange woman with magical powers who zapped you into the past, and you didn't know about me or your numbers because in the future, all of the Arrancar have taken up… what was it?"\\
'''Matsumoto:''' "Cake baking."\\
'''Grimmjow:''' "Ah, yes. All the Arrancar have become bakers, and there's no need for us to be numbered or organized into a military unit."\\
'''Matsumoto:''' "That's right!"\\
'''Grimmjow:'''"… … … and this was REALLY the best story you could think up?"
* BookEnds: It begins and ends with [[spoiler: Hitsugaya and Nanao doing paperwork together in some form]].

* BreakingTheFourthWall: There have been several indications that the characters are fully aware they are in a work of fiction; Orihime once even [[spoiler: puts Hitsugaya in time-out because he breaks the fourth wall too many times in one chapter]].
** [[spoiler: This becomes ''Aizen's master plan.'' [[LampshadeHanging He even]] [[NoFourthWall calls it]] PlotArmor]].

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Almost everyone to some degree, though Nel and Yachiru are the most obvious. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny And when you put them together...]]

* CrackFic

* DeadpanSnarker: Toshiro. Dear God, Toshiro.
** At some points, [[WorldOfSnark many characters qualify, at least for one moment.]]

* [[spoiler: EarnYourHappyEnding]]

* EmbarrassingNickname: Hitsugaya keeps his canon 'shiro-chan' and picks up the even more detestable [[spoiler: 'Hitsu-playa']].

* LemonyNarrator

* NoExceptYes: They don't want to kidnap Yachiru. They just want to clandestinely steal her from her legal guardians and hold her captive for an undetermined amount of time.

* TheStoic -> NotSoStoic: Granted, Toshiro wasn't really stoic to begin with in this, but [[spoiler: Ulquiorra? It took him long enough to snap from the WorldGoneMad.]]

* ThereAreNoTherapists: Well, there is ''one'', but even she isn't a real therapist, so...
** Done straight pretty harshly. [[spoiler: Turns out, she was dragged aside by Aizen and told to be one for non-existent recruitment drives, just so he could say they had a therapist.]]

* ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself: Aizen's defeat of [[spoiler:Yamamoto]].

* UnstoppableRage: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3505858/32/ Chapter 32]]. [[CurbStompBattle HO]]. [[BerserkButton LY]]. [[SayMyName SHIT]].
** Happens twice before, too. Just off screen.
* UnwillingSuspension: Everyone Soi Fon captures.
* WeAREStrugglingTogether:
--> "Anyway, I'm probably not going to die. If it were just one Espada, sure, but I really doubt all of them together could coordinate themselves enough to successfully accomplish anything. It's like ninjas, where [[ConservationOfNinjutsu the fewer ninjas you have the better they are]]?"
** Explanation: [[spoiler: Toshiro, after seeing Ulquiorra effortlessly kill Ichigo again, snaps and decides that the universe just hates him. However, he knows that he could go on forever, since not only has he previously scarred the Arrancars(it takes until Ulquiorra does something), but they fail hideously when trying to team up. This is said when Yammy is figuring the answer to "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood", Grimmjow and Nnoitra are fighting, two other Espadas are knocked out, and three [[OnlySaneMan Ulquiorra]] refuses to compromise with.]]
* WhyDontYaJustShootHim: Suggested by Gin, shot down by Aizen.
* AWizardDidIt: Aizen's Complete Hypnosis.

** He has now added Amnesia Dust and the Flashback Alteration Engine to his [[BlatantLies "explanations".]]
* TheWorfEffect: Invoked. [[spoiler: Hitsugaya realizes that with Aizen having stolen the hero's role, somebody declaring themself the new BigBad would make them able to stomp Aizen's side because the hero always jobs to the new villain at first]].
* WorldGoneMad: The Soul Society, at least. Of course, Ulquiorra could argue that Las Noches is there, too.

* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: Aizen. Also Hitsugaya sometimes.
-->[[spoiler: Now I am the main character, and so long as I follow the narrative flow of the plot properly, there is nothing that can be done to stop me. Go ahead... fight me, kill me. [[UnexplainedRecovery I'll just come back to life three hours later]] and [[CameBackStrong I'll have learned a new super-move from training in the afterlife or something.]] Rip my heart out, and I'll grow a new one and get a new Super Form, [[PowerMakesYourHairGrow probably with bigger hair]]. And that amazing ability to survive you all seem to have? Don't count on that anymore. The inexplicable power to live through any injury because you're needed to advance the universe's plans... you might call it a sort of barrier preventing death that would derail the proper events, a sort of [[PlotArmor 'plot armor']]... well, that's right over here now," Aizen said, gesturing at the Espada. "I mean... you must have noticed, right? What I have here is a quirky ensemble of characters with wildly varying personalities, all centered around me. All of us setting aside our differences to work together? We're the perfect central cast to fulfill the universe's plans. Let's face it, now that we have reality on our side, we're basically invincible]].

* GenreSavvy: Hitsugaya and as of chapter 35, more or less anyone.

* HostileShowTakeover: [[spoiler: In chapter 37 Aizen forcibly steals Ichigo's ''main character status'', [[DangerouslyGenreSavvy thereby granting him the powers of plot]]]].

* AndZoidberg: Quite often, usually concerning [[GenkiGirl Yachiru]].
** Ayasegawa gets his share too.

* JustAsPlanned / GambitRoulette: Parodied (what else?). Aizen hasn't actually ''planned'' any of this, but that hasn't stopped him from trying to claim he has.
** [[TwoWords Chapter 36]]. Parodied to hell on a horse like a bat, then back out with a pogo stick.
** Aizen continues to say it was all according to plan...[[spoiler: even when he's furiously running away]].

* MemeticSexGod: In-universe example, Hitsugaya. Apparently everyone in Soul Society is convinced that he ''at least'' has [[ChildhoodFriendRomance Hinamori]], [[SubordinateExcuse Matsumoto]] and now [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Yachiru]]. All of his efforts to clear things up has just led to them concluding that [[AnythingThatMoves he doesn't limit himself to just one gender]].

For a quick summary:
* 1-16 - The Eleventh Division moves into the 10th's barracks after they burn theirs down, a small civil war erupts between the Soul Society [[spoiler: because three divisions of shinigami get themselves completely drunk, something helped along by an irresponsible Matsumoto]], meanwhile Toshiro attempts to get help from the captains, and it eventually goes into the second arc with [[spoiler: the 10th Barracks burning down due to the antics of 11th Division.]]
* 17-32 - [[spoiler: "Batshit-Crazy" Toshiro, who has gone insane as a result of his inability to deal with the 11th Division,]] charges into Las Noches with crazy ideas of attacking Aizen and his army, [[spoiler: a plan that rather admirably succeeds through the power of insanity,]] people are forced to have therapy, and there's a rapid switching of sides so often it could make someone's head spin. Meanwhile, back in Soul Society, [[spoiler: Soi-Fong borders on PsychoLesbian behavior as she takes over Soul Society in a bizarre attempt to impress Yoruichi.]]
* 33-41 - We couldn't sum this up, even if we tried. All we can say is that Soi-Fong's kingdom is questioned, Aizen appears in the Soul Society [[spoiler: plot-armor stolen aplenty]], and TVTropes ultimately takes over.

--> "Anyway, I'm probably not going to die. If it were just one Espada, sure, but I really doubt all of them together could coordinate themselves enough to successfully accomplish anything. It's like ninjas, where the fewer ninjas you have the better they are?"

* 1-16 - The Eleventh Division moves into the 10th's barracks after they burn theirs down, a small civil war erupts between the Soul Society and [[spoiler: hundreds of drunk Shinigami worshiping Matsumoto]], Toshiro attempts to get help from the captains, and it eventually goes into the second arc with [[spoiler: the 10th Barracks burning down due to the antics of 11th Division.]]
* 17-32 - [[spoiler: "Batshit-Crazy" Toshiro]] charges into Las Noches, attacking Aizen, therapy, and switching of sides so often it could make someone's head spin. Meanwhile, back in Soul Society, [[spoiler: Soi-Fong borders on PsychoLesbian behavior as she takes over Soul Society in a bizarre attempt to impress Yoruichi.]]

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Almost everyone to some degree, though Nel and Yachiru are the most obvious.

* StatingTheSimpleSolution: [[spoiler: After [[VillainBall becoming the villain again]], Aizen ops to just gut everybody around him. He finds it far more satisfying than the constant planning and it actually seems to work]].

* InsaneTrollLogic: [[CloudCuckooLander Yachiru]], [[ConflictBall Old Man Genocide]], [[PowerBornOfMadness Psycho Toshiro]], [[GameBreaker Shunsui's]] [[{{Calvinball}} Shikai]], [[XanatosRoulette and just about anything]] [[ComplexityAddiction involving]] [[LargeHam Aizen]].

* JustAsPlanned / XanatosRoulette: Parodied (what else?). Aizen hasn't actually ''planned'' any of this, but that hasn't stopped him from trying to claim he has.

* TheNotSecret:
-->'''Matsumoto [[spoiler: (About Ikkaku's Bankai)]]:''' "Dude, everybody already knows. Zaraki is the only one who hasn't figured it out. Well, Yachiru probably hasn't either, but that's not saying much."

** [[BigDamnHero Big Damn]] [[strike:[[BigDamnHero Hero]]]] [[VillainousRescue Villain]]: Technically, [[spoiler: Wolfington]] in chapter 39.

'''Matsumoto:''' "That's right!"
-->'''Grimmjow:'''"… … … and this was REALLY the best story you could think up?"\\

-->[[spoiler:The Universe is very cruel. Very, very cruel indeed. It kicks you when you're down, then kicks you again. It watches everything you do and tailors its actions to perfectly ruin your life in every way it possibly can, and it does all of this for fun.]]

-->[[spoiler:But sometimes? If you keep playing the game, never give up for more than a few hours at a time, and if you put on a good enough show?]]

-->[[spoiler:It can throw you a bone.]]

* [[BlackSheep Black]] [[strike:[[BlackSheep Sheep]]]] [[BlackSheep Chapter]]: Chapter 11 was of noticeably lower quality than the usual high comedic standard the story is held up to, to the point where even the [[BreakingTheFourthWall characters themselves]] seem to know it's better to pretend that it never happened.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Almost everyone to some degree, though Nel and Yachiru are the most obvious.

Grimmjow just opened and closed his mouth a few times. "Aaaaand, now I have a headache."\\

* 1-16 - The Eleventh Division moves into the 10th's barracks after they burn theirs down, a small Civil War is raged between the Soul Society and [[spoiler: drunks]], Toshiro attempts to get help from the captains, and it eventually goes into the second arc with [[spoiler: the 10th Barracks burning down due to 11th Division.]]

* 33-41 - We couldn't sum this up, even if we tried. All we can say is that Soi-Fong's kingdom is questioned, Aizen appears in the Soul Society [[spoiler: plot-armor stolen aplenty]], and TV Tropes ultimately takes over.

The focus of the story is 10th Division Captain Hitsugaya and his (futile) attempts to deal with the situation in a mature manner, even as the 11th Division cheerfully and unintentionally opposes him, his own vice-captain is of limited value, and the universe itself seems to go out of its way to ruin every single aspect of his life. From this fairly simple premise, the situation slowly but surely [[ItGotWorse degrades]], eventually dragging down the entire Soul Society and even Hueco Mundo into a whirling spiral of madness. And at least one war. Things frequently happen for no reason other than they would be [[RuleOfFunny funny]], and neither the characters nor the subject matter are spared; ComedicSociopathy abounds in the cast, and plot-holes and tropes from the series are mocked and lampshaded without mercy. Despite this, most (keyword 'most') of the cast largely ''do'' manage to stay surprisingly close to their established characterization, if that characterization were slowly driven to madness over an extended period.

* ItGotWorse: While this is indeed the whole fic plus RuleOfFunny, chapter 37 has this when Aizen finally reveals his master plan: [[spoiler: Stealing Ichigo's PlotArmor for his side]].

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3505858/1/Uninvited_Guests Uninvited Guests]]'' is... technically... a ''{{Bleach}}'' FanFic by {{Tropers/Moczo}}. The story begins with the 11th Division burning down their own barracks and choosing, logically, to move their entire Division to the next building over... the 10th Division barracks. What follows can best be described as ''Bleach'' on [[CrackFic crack]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs (and possibly several more potent narcotics)]].

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3505858/1/Uninvited_Guests Uninvited Guests]]'' is... technically... a ''{{Bleach}}'' FanFic. The story begins with the 11th Division burning down their own barracks and choosing, logically, to move their entire Division to the next building over... the 10th Division barracks. What follows can best be described as ''Bleach'' on [[CrackFic crack]] [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs (and possibly several more potent narcotics)]].

* 17-32 - [[spoiler: "Batshit-Crazy" Toshiro]] charges into Las Noches, attacking Aizen, therapy, and switching of sides so often it could make someone's head spin.