Memetic Sex God - Television Tropes & Idioms

If you are seeing this picture of Klavier Gavin, you have just lost your virginity. NO EXCEPTIONS!

If you have seen Labyrinth, then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen Labyrinth, then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie Labyrinth, then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.

— Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes

The less Squick-inducing cousin to the Memetic Molester, this is a character who, in fandom's eyes, can instantly get laid by giving any one a look and a suggestive wiggle of the eyebrows. This character may be a Casanova, a Chivalrous Pervert, a Femme Fatale, a Leisure Suit Larry or a Kavorka Man (or maybe even a Chaste Hero) in-canon, but in the wilds of fandom, the character's a Pornomancer.

Often, this takes the form of "Everyone is (blank) for (blank)".

The distinction between this and Memetic Molester is that while the Memetic Molester will lay anyone whether they want it or not, this is the character whom everyone wants to lay, no exceptions. The difference lies in the active party.

Examples:

Anime and Manga

Just reading Sessoumaru's name instantly dissolves your virginity away.
Dio Brando from Jo Jos Bizarre Adventure, so much that even most guys commenting on him can't help but admit his sexyness (Avdol I'm looking at you too). Not to mention Joseph Joestar, Jotaro Kujo and even Giorno Giovanna (son of Dio).
Allen Walker from D Gray Man. All it takes is one glance for you to dissolve into a big pile of Squee, and announce your desire to take him home with you, where you proceed to "have your way" with him.
Char Aznable seems to get all the ladies. Especially the under-age ones.
- So does his great-grandson, Uso Ebbing, but he's the under-age one.
Kids, if Akio offers you a ride in his car, SAY YES.
- Don't forget Utena's fangirls. And fanboys.
- Everyone is Utena for Anthy, or at the very least, wants to become her Prince.
- You will be a lesbian for Juri. Especially if you're a man.
Everyone is GAR for Archer.
Every fangirl is either lesbian or bi for Hungary!
- Everyone is Hungry for Hungary?
- Fandom flip-flops Prussia between being this and Memetic Molester. Ditto for France.
- "I'd —— Ukraine's Gag Boobs!"
Luffy of One Piece. Just... yes, he is. It probably got started by a certain confirmation that yes, everything of his stretches.
- It certainly doesn't hurt that he's an in-universe Chick Magnet. In fact, it's become a bit of a small-scale meme in some corners of the fandom to claim that most of the females he interacts with are considered part of his harem, which includes *deep breath* Nami, Robin, Vivi, Alvida, Hancock, Marguerite, and probably some other characters that I'm forgetting and a few who probably haven't even shown up yet.
  - Confirmed?◊
- Roronoa Zoro anyone?
- And Trafalgar Law. He appeared in, what, three chapters, at the most? And there isn't a person alive who doesn't want to get into his pants!
It's too bad that the Tohno Gland only seriously attracts insane woobies or this would be canon for Shiki.
The Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha doujin community has decided that 10-year-old Erio Mondial is something very much like this, and then went the extra mile of actually illustrating it. A lot. Even girls who are almost certainly canonical lesbians can't resist this kid.
Suzumiya Haruhi. Everyone is Itsuki for Kyon.
- Everyone is Itsuko for Kyonko.
- Everyone is Haruhi for Mikuru.
Azumanga Daioh: Everyone is Kaorin for Sakaki.
Full Metal Alchemist; "Pimpin' Ed".
- Who in turn was 'pimped' by Sakura.
- Envy. Come on. Who doesn't love the absolutely sadistic feminine palm tree?
Everyone is Shotacon for Negi Springfield, or fears the day he hits puberty.
- Corollary: Negi can kiss you so hard, it breaks the laws of magic!
- Corollary 2: If Negi falls asleep or is otherwise out of control of his actions, he becomes a Memetic Molester. Seriously, seems like every time he goes to sleep he ends up in some girl's bed or on their lap or something. Not to mention the World Tree Incident.
- Everyone is Lolicon for Evangeline.
Everyone, and I mean everyone, wants to do Sousuke. Ever since he was 5 years old. Oh, and he doesn't even need to wiggle his eyebrow to make them want to jump him.
- And that just makes him that much more desirable.
The most terrifying thing about Johan Liebert isn't that he'll rape your mind and murder your family without a second thought. It's that, after all of that, you'll still want to bed him.
Gankutsuou: Almost everyone wants to bang the Count, especially Albert.
- Everyone is Franz for Albert.
Kamina. His Badassness and complete lack of any shirt ever probably had something to do with it. The impossibly Cool Shades help.
- And Viral. And Simon.
Naruto: Everyone is Karin for Sasuke...
- Which mean that everyone is an even bigger Karin for Itachi.
- Kakashi. Just let it be said that if you can look at him without wanting to engage in kinky sex with him, there's something seriously wrong with you.
- Everyone is gay for GARuto.
Running joke among Katekyo Hitman Reborn fandom is that Tsuna's "guardians" are his own personal harem that *ahem* all take turns with him.
Neon Genesis Evangelion's own Shinji Ikari. Everyone either hates Shinji or is Kaworu/Rei/Asuka for Shinji.
- ZOMG TEH REI!
- Don't forget "Uberpimp" Gendou!
To say nothing of the titular Ranma One Half who gets this treatment in both his girl form and male form.
Duke Devlin in Yu Gi Oh The Abridged Series.
Male Voice: Warning: This episode contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin. Women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at Duke Devlin. This also applies to women without heart conditions. He's very pretty. See! See how pretty he is? He's very pretty. I'd like to run my fingers through his hair. And I'm just a voice.
- And later in the same episode:
  Yami: Mustn't... look... directly... at... his face. So... beautiful! No words to describe it! They should have sent a poet!
- Everyone is Atem for Yugi, according to the Yaoi Fangirl's at least. But then again...
Stupid, Sexy Lockon.
- And he isn't the only one everyone wants, isn't that right... Hallelujah?!
In Fruits Basket everyone is whipped for Akito, but they may or may not be whipped by Akito.
- Everyone wants "Prince Yuki"!
  - And this pretty much goes DOUBLE for his older brother Ayame.
- While everyone does want to get into Kyou's pants, Kagura would probably murder them for even trying.
Depending on who you ask, Makoto Itou is this. Trolls of the Image Board That Will Not Be Named have gone as far as to dub him Mankoto for his exploits.
Sosuke Aizen can impregnate you with a lift of his eyebrow and then abort the baby by dropping you into a lake. And you will still love him for it anyway.
- Aizen is sexy for sure but he can not hold a candle to a certain Humble, Handsome, Perverted, Business Man.
- This troper can think of several, several people who would want to bed Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, even in all of his Ax Crazy glory in no small part because of a certain artist on Deviant Art.
Kashimashi Girl Meets Girl: Everyone, regardless of sex, species, or relation, wants Hazumu.
All the ladies love the Allen.
- And both of the Fanel brothers. As the (now defunct) Anime Marriage Prospects site put it, "To date, no fangirl has ever successfully resisted the power of wings."
"Norio Wakamoto can make a woman orgasm from just his voice alone" - Anonymous.
Admit, you'd Hanyuu's horns?
- And Keiichi. Admit it, when he's forced into those costumes, you wanna take him home.
There is no such thing as a straight girl, just one who has yet to meet Ryou of ZLAY.
Either you lobbied to get Kodomo No Jikan banned from America, or you're pedo for Rin.
If you're not up for a little "naked bonding" with Micchi, then you most likely never watched Kamichama Karin.
Ginko is commonly referred to as "Pimp-ko" by Mushishi fans.
Pokemon Special has Red, who is well on his way to approaching BIG BOSS levels of Sex God rankings, it's gotten to the point that it's not Gay to find Red to be both hot and incredibly powerful. And in universe he has Blue, Yellow, Misty, Erika and Sabrina.

Comic Books

Storm of the X-Men is considered this among some circles. Man, Woman, Alien, if it has a pulse (and occasionally not even that) people are hot for her and the attentions are oft returned.
- Being a living goddess might have something to do with that.
- AND WOLVERINE, YOU FOOLS!
- A trilogy of Storm, Wolverine and Rogue is better than... than... gah, I fail at similes.
  - Why only three? Make it a foursome! Add Gambit in the lot!
- And don't forget Mystique!
Tony freakin Stark. Billionaire genius playboy with a super-suit. 'Nuff said.
- Wizard once published... uhhm... let's call it a "frak-chart" that showed the reach of Stark's penis (going with the theory that if you sleep with someone you've basically slept with everyone they've ever slept with). It went up to Galactus. Here's the link.
Nightwing. There isn't a man or woman alive who doesn't want to tear those tights off and boff him silly or wants him to tear their clothes off and boff them silly.
Warren Ellis.

Film

In the words of the Nostalgia Chick, "I think there was a study once about how sixty percent of the girls in America lost their virginity solely because of watching David Bowie in this movie."
The Joker. Hey, what is Nightmare Fuel Unleaded to some might be Fetish Fuel to others.
- Many others, judging by how many fans the guy has.
- Oh yeah, and don't forget The Goddamn Batman! Played by Christian Bale, no less.
Everyone Is Bi for Frank N Furter.
Everyone wants to get with Gaston. Except for Belle.
Graverobber in Repo. For proof, Youtube "come up and try my new parts".
- Nathan, for being a horribly broken shell of a man who moonlights as a legally sanctioned assassin, manages to have quite a large fanbase ready to jump his bones at the drop of a scalpel.
Everyone is Furry for Tai Lung. Everyone.
Why has Bela Lugosi's Dracula◊ not been mentioned yet? The man's portrayal paved the road for Vampires Are Sex Gods
Nero and, to a lesser extent, Ayel from the new Star Trek movie tend to get this, when they're not being portrayed as Memetic Molesters. The extent to which either is being portrayed as a Woobie (or, in Nero's case, Woobie Destroyer Of Worlds) tends to determine whether they're molesters or sex gods. Either way, someone's going to wind up in their pants. Quite often each other.
Spoofed in one of the few high points of the movie Fanboys.
Shatner: It's all there; maps, pass codes."
How did you score all this stuff?
Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score anything.
The Bear Jew always tops.

Literature

Of Twilight fame, everyone (well the fans anyway) is Bella for Edward.
Depending on which corners of the Harry Potter fandom you trip across, Snape, pimp king.
- Or Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Sex God. Particularly when he wears leather pants.
  - Who, in turn, gets it from his dad, Lucius - master of the Dark Revel.
- And don't forget about Sirius Black, who fandom has an annoying habit of turning into Casanova With A Wand.
Warrior Cats: Not fandom-wide, but among his fans Hawkfrost is definitely a Memetic Sex God.
Mr Darcy.
The name's Bond. James Bond.

Live Action TV

The Doctor of Doctor Who is a part canonical, part Mutation example. Nearly every single one of his numerous companions can be said to have been in love with him with little creative interpretation, not to mention recurring characters (the Master, especially), one-time characters and even people met or mentioned in passing. In fandom this ranges from being an intensely charming and charismatic person that attracts everyone whether intentionally or not, to a Casanova surpassing even Jack who seeks to shag everyone in time and space at least once.
- The fact that his Gallifreyan regenerations only cause there to be neverending new facets to his personalit[ies] only adds to the effect. One can only imagine what kind of distaff counterpart situations will arise once/assuming his daughter starts her own regenerations.
Jack Harkness is probably the reason why Everyone Is Bi in Torchwood. (Well, the women don't need to be bi to want him, but they are anyway. ~~Maybe~~ he's walking aphrodisiac.)
- On the same lines, David Tennant. Not the Doctor; David Tennant. Going so far as to snog Davina McCall on live television for just £50 to charity.
  - Fitting then that he has been both the Doctor and Casanova.
Generation Kill gives us "Fruity" Rudy Reyes.
"It doesn't make you gay if you think Rudy's hot. We all think he's hot. Jesus, you're beautiful."
Dean Winchester of Supernatural has demons whispering in his ear that he's "just edible," human women helping him escape prison just because he bats his pretty lashes, and angels... Well, the man has cut himself a slice of angel food cake. Is it any surprise that fandom tells Chuck Norris jokes about him - "Dean Winchester once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands." - and regards him as the Little Black Dress?
- And again, on the topic of heavenly beings— four words. Groped by an angel.
Everyone wants Spike. Everyone!
Ace Rimmer of Red Dwarf... What a Guy! He's also one in universe.
Lord Flasheart from Blackadder... Woof!
Major Edrington, the snarky, aristocratic redcoat in the Horatio Hornblower TV movies. Despite only appearing in the fourth movie of the first series, he's the fandom's Little Black Dress. Maybe it's the uniform...
Everyone is robo for Cameron.
Brazilian soap opera actor José Mayer. "Zé Mayer Facts" about his superhuman sexual prowess became popular, specially on Twitter:
Rock stars often autograph fans' breasts. Jose Mayer autograph uteruses.
Seven days after José Mayer watched The Ring, he got a phone call. It was Samara, saying she was pregnant.
José Mayer gave a bailout to all the world's sperm banks.
José Mayer is the reason DNA tests are only 98% accurate.

Mythology

Apollo really, really gets around. A lot.
- So does everyone in ancient Greece. Although none are as pretty as Apollo.

Tabletop Games

Slaaneshi daemons in Warhammer and Warhammer 40000 are a paradoxical version of this that borders on Mind Screw; viewing them will cause you to want them, even if you recognise them as the warp-spawned monstrosities that they are. Slaanesh being the god of (among other things) lust, beauty and desire certainly doesn't hurt... though since the 'other things' include pleasure through unutterable pain and torture, the paradox occurs again.

Video Game

Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney. Be careful, you can lose your virginity just by looking at him.
Etna can have the whole world begging for more.
- Everyone is loli for Etna, even if she is Really Seven Hundred Years Old.
Everyone is gay for Bridget.
- And it seems that Arc System is doing it again with Guilty Gear's spiritual sequel. While it depends on your interpretation of what's really under that hood, based on the amount of fanart available online, it might be possible that everyone is a furry for Taokaka.
  - As one person in the Dustloop forums has stated "And if everyone's furry for Tao, then count me in. I was gay for Bridget."
Riku (for starters) in Kingdom Hearts.
- For starters? I like to say that Kingdom Hearts made me gay. Riku started it (the bastard!)
The Legend Of Zelda: Everyone is Poe Collector for Link.
If you can play Metal Gear Solid 3 without wanting Big Boss to have tender sex with you — whether you're male, female, straight, gay or whatever — you're simply not a correctly functioning human being. He's the Bridget of the new generation.
- And in this, as in all other things, Solid Snake is an exact clone of Big Boss.
Everyone is Leon for Wolf. Super Smash Bros. Brawl confirmed it.
In Gensokyo, Marisa is so manly, she can charm many of the girls, including Alice, Patchouli, Nitori, Flandre, Kourin, and many, many more. She stole all their Precious Things!
- Cho-Marisa takes this Beyond The Impossible - her pecs can make anyone pregnant through the power of flexing. Even the guys and inanimate dolls.
- Reimu has no shortage of suitors, herself. Remilia Scarlet, Yukari Yakumo, Suika, Aya, and even rival sex goddess Marisa, herself.
Everyone is pedo for Presea.
- Similarly, a meme about Toph from Avatar The Last Airbender to the effect of "I have learned that pedophilia is OK if it's for someone who would have an easier time raping you."
Elizabeth would like to see your room....
Sephiroth, just, Sephiroth.
Nobody can resist the Original Weighted Companion Cube.
Final Fantasy X. Jecht, if the Dissidia forums are anything to go by.
- Hell, the You Tube comments are rife with girls (and guys!) proclaiming their love for Jecht's sheer manly awesome.
- In a game where most of the male characters look feminine, and most of those that don't wear full body armour, Jecht stands out for a) Being uncompromisingly manly and b) Showing it off at any given opportunity. The full-torso J tattoo doesn't exactly harm matters.
  - To wit!
- Everyone's necrophiliac for Auron.
Everyone is necro for Sylvanas.
- Everyone is zoophiliac for Alexstrasza (even in dragon form)
- Also, there's a faction called Sons Of Hodir, Complete with quest names like "Thrusting The Spear","Blowing Hodir's Horn", and "Polishing The Helm".. Hodir had to have been this to have enough sons to form an entire faction.
If you're female and you love Myst, you probably are a Sirrus fangirl. Because Sirrus will not be defeated! Every, and I mean every female Myst fan is a whore for Sirrus...
One glance from Date Masamune's good eye will have you lusting after him for the rest of eternity. I guarantee it.
- Everyone wants a piece of Aniki. Everyone.
It's a fact, Seccom Masada is the sexiest 16-bit sprite in existence!
Everyone is either loli for Alma, or hot for her adult form. And if you aren't, that's too bad for you.
Everyone is anything that Minamimoto and Konishi of The World Ends With You wants them to be.
Bang Shishigami's sheer manliness will make you want to "Bang Install" him.
Ellis from the (currently) unreleased Left 4 Dead 2 seems to be a target of this.
Long-haired beam-sabre wielding pretty-looking Badass coming through people, step aside and take your number.

Webcomics

Everyone is gay for Abel.

Web Original

You all want Benzaie to FAQ you. Don't even try to deny it.
- Unless of course you want Ma-Ti to sense you up. (Fanfiction is a strange and wonderful thing.)
- And if you say you don't have a Nostalgia Critic-in-pain kink, you are lying.
- Everyone is gay for the Nostalgia Chick. And that is an awesome thing.
- You know you want Linkara to bang you atop the fourth wall. (Or any wall, really.)

Western Animation

Meanwhile, everyone is furry for Gadget.
- And Renamon.
- And Krystal.
- And Minerva Mink.
- And Simba.
  - And Scar.
- And Flora.
- And Diego from Dog Days of Summer.
  - That probably goes for Raj too.
- And Sally.
- And Abel.
Kim Possible: She can do ~~anyone~~ anything. The slash fiction says everyone wants her, and forum caption threads claim she leaves them broken and spent as she still demands more.
Robot example- Starscream is like a doorknob- everyone gets a turn.
Just looking at Wang Fire will get you pregnant.
- Sokka in his non-Wang Fire mode gets a lot of this too, as a result of his catching the attention of no less than four reasonably prominent named characters (two of which, Suki and Princess Yue, were actual relationships; one of which (Ty Lee), was a crush he was aware of; and one of which (Toph), he was not aware of).
- If you aren't turned on by either Zuko or Azula, and probably both, you are likely asexual. ~~Did they have to draw her lips so juicy looking~~?
- And on that note, Aang. He's the master of ALL your elements.
Quagmire will "Giggity Giggity Goo" you in one of his many beds, much to your enjoyment, of course.
- And if not, then at least he can fall back on Roofie Coladas.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik, thanks to Youtube Poop. It doesn't help that his designer was set out to make him "the world's sexiest fat man".
Everybody is Vladsexual. Also, fandom pairs Danny with everyone.
Stupid Sexy Flanders.
- But no-one's gay for Moleman.
  - "Try it, it's like kissing a peanut!"
Rikuo is curiously atractive for a scaly fish guy.
Charles Foster Offdensen. Right up until season three there were probably a few people who could have resisted his Bad Ass Battle Butler appeal. Now there are none.

Real Life

Pretty much anyone sufficiently notable in the entertainment industry manages this, but that's what happens when you choose people for looks, pay them millions of dollars, and make them immensely famous.
- Particularly when they're David Bowie.
George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of The Men's Wearhouse. Legends of his godlike endowment and sexual prowess are matched only by the immaculate make of his suits.
- "I Guarantee It"
Richard Feynman.
Nick Cave.
Rasputin.
John Dillinger.
"Bruce Campbell once made a woman climax by saying, "Groovy." Her husband climaxed, too." — Brucefacts.com
There is no such thing as straight men, just men who have not heard of John Barrowman.
Alan Rickman is said to have a charm no one can resist.
- Fandom_Wank has it that any thread derailed by a flame war can be salvaged by the proclamation of Alan Rickman's hotness.
  - Hm. I'll have to try that one day. It may actually work.
- "You know how some opera singers can shatter glass? Alan Rickman can shatter underpants."
Gackt. The guy has chemistry with everyone he's ever met. There are a great many blokes who would gladly make an exception for him, so great is his GAR-ness. Observe some proof.
What, no mention of Chuck Norris?
Tarkan the Turkish Prince of Pop. It doesn't help that he keeps hinting that he's bisexual.
Everyone wants Johnny Depp. Everyone.
Let's not forget the ultimate political Memetic Sex Gods, Bill Clinton and his idol, John F Kennedy (who was also an actual Casanova).
Nathan Fillion. How the hell is he not on here already?!
Everyone is lesbian for Angelina Jolie.