History Fanfic / FullmetalLol

%%* ThatsWhatSheSaid: The Situation, [[CatchPhrase all the time]].

* AbhorrentAdmirer: [[spoiler: [[DepravedHomosexual Garfiel]]]], to Edward.

* AlcoholHic: Edward, all the time. [[spoiler: Winry too, actually]].
* AlmightyJanitor: Liza Hawkeye. Lampshaded in Chapter 21:
-->'''Roy''': How is it that I'm a higher rank than you?
-->'''Liza''': Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself that same question, sir.

* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
* BerserkButton: Surprisingly, there's been but one joke related to Ed's height. He actually calls ''himself'' short. He doesn't react well.

** En...er, "Spam" really seems to hate it when people [[DudeLooksLikeALady mistake him for a girl]].
* BlackComedy: Big time. There have been jokes made about underage drinking, steroid use, eating disorders, and Ling's opium.
* ButtMonkey: Alphonse, though Edward himself is certainly not exempt.
** Spam definitely counts, considering he's pretty much always the butt of a gender-confusion/gay joke or getting hacked (or otherwise injured) by Ling.
* TheChewToy: Edward, definitely.
** Also, Tom.

* ComedicSociopathy

* DepravedHomosexual: [[spoiler: Garfiel]].
* TheDitz: Ed, but that's mostly due to being drunk.
** Winry too. And Pinako.
*** Tom. Just Tom.

* ForInconveniencePressOne: Poor Hughes...
* FunnyForeigner: Ling. Dear God, just Ling.

** Though [[FridgeLogic considering that's a]] DeadUnicornTrope...

* IJustWantToHaveFriends: Ling, apparently.
* IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough: Guess who?
-->"Hey ID. You saw my old man!"

* {{Jerkass}}: Ed, ''especially'' towards [[{{Buttmonkey}} Alphonse]].

* MyEyesAreUpHere: [[strike: Lust]] STD has this problem with [[AllMenArePerverts Roy and Havoc]].

* NoFourthWall

* RuleOfFunny
* ShoutOut: There are quite a few of these in the story

** A notable one is made at Music/JustinBieber too.
** And ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''
* ThanksForTheMammary: Roy's attempt to get STD's Internet...
* ThatsWhatSheSaid: The Situation, [[CatchPhrase all the time]].
* [[HollywoodTourettes Tourettes]] [[SoundEffectBleep S*** C**k]] [[HollywoodTourettes Syndrome]]: Izumi.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Roy Mustang is heavily affected by the balance of his office furniture[[note]]According to the standards of feng shui[[/note]], and his subordinates use this against him a lot. [[spoiler: Then he discovers Pepto Bismol.]]

* CatchPhrase: "Roy Mustang, Fire Hazard,"
** "{{Thats what she said}}" for [[strike: Greed]] The Situation.

** The author punishes ''herself'' after a [[HurricaneOfPuns Firestorm of]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly Lame Fire-puns]] by ''reading'' ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''!

* {{For Inconvenience Press One}}: Poor Hughes...

* IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough: [[CaptainObvious Guess who?]]

* TakeThat: Many, ''many'' examples of this toward ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''. The author [[CaptainObvious probably doesn't like the show]].

** And ''{{Twilight}}''

-->'''Roy''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I put a band-aid on it]].

** Or [[strike: Greed]] [[JerseyShore The Situation]].

* TakeThat: Many, ''many'' examples of this toward ''TwoAndAHalfMen''. The author [[CaptainObvious probably doesn't like the show]].

** [[SoylentGreen "OREGANO IS PEOPLE!"]]

* [[TourettesShitcockSyndrome Tourettes]] [[SoundEffectBleep S*** C**k]] [[TourettesShitcockSyndrome Syndrome]]: Izumi.

* {{Buttmonkey}}: Alphonse, though Edward himself is certainly not exempt.

** Don't forget [[{{Futurama}} Bender!Al]]

* AbhorrentAdmirer: [[spoiler: [[DepravedHomosexual Garfeil]]]], to Edward.

* WeaksauceWeakness: Roy Mustang is heavily affected by the balance of his office furniture[[hottip:*:According to the standards of feng shui]], and his subordinates use this against him a lot. [[spoiler: Then he discovers Pepto Bismol.]]

''Fullmetal Lol'' is a particularly [[CrackFic crack-tastic]] {{fanfic}} by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/654657/Nimrochan Nimrochan]]. It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5803816/1/Fullmetal_Lol here]]. Perhaps one of the best crack-fics written about the ''{{Fullmetal Alchemist}}'' series, the premise has Ed [[TheAlcoholic constantly drunk]] and Al as [[OnlySaneMan the only brother with the least bit of sense]], looking to discover the powers of the mysterious Internet. ItMakesSenseInContext...[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext maybe]].

** Lan Fan and Fu are now {{Pokemon}}, apparently.

* WeaksauceWeakness: Roy Mustang is heavily affected by the balance of his office furniture[[hottip:*:According to the standards of feng shui]], and his subordinates use this against him a lot. [[spoiler: Then he discovers Pepto Bismol.]]

** A notable one is made at JustinBieber too.

** And ''Twilight''