Line #77 Fanfic/FullmetalLol


1	''Fullmetal Lol'' is a particularly [[CrackFic crack-tastic]] {{fanfic}} by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/654657/Nimrochan Nimrochan]]. It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5803816/1/Fullmetal_Lol here]]. Perhaps one of the best crack-fics written about the ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' series, the premise has Ed [[TheAlcoholic constantly drunk]] and Al as [[OnlySaneMan the only brother with the least bit of sense]], looking to discover the powers of the mysterious Internet. ItMakesSenseInContext...[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext maybe]].
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3	!This work provides examples of:
4	%%* AbhorrentAdmirer: [[spoiler: [[DepravedHomosexual Garfiel]]]], to Edward.
5	* AdaptationNameChange: The Homunculi are given the names of "modern" sins. Lust becomes STD, Gluttony becomes Fatass, Envy becomes Spam, Greed becomes The Situation...
6	%%* AlcoholHic: Edward, all the time. [[spoiler: Winry too, actually]].
7	%%* AlmightyJanitor: Liza Hawkeye. Lampshaded in Chapter 21:
8	%%-->'''Roy''': How is it that I'm a higher rank than you?
9	%%-->'''Liza''': Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself that same question, sir.
10	* AmbiguouslyGay: Envy/Spam, considering he not only looks but also sometimes ''acts'' like a girl.
11	* AmusingInjuries: Paninya takes Ed's kidneys, STD chops off Fat-Ass's head, and [[spoiler: Winry's demon-head]], just to name a few...all played for laughs.
12	%%* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking
13	* BerserkButton:
14	** Ed's canon outrage over being called short only comes up one time when he calls ''himself'' short.
15	** Winry [[spoiler: grows a second, demonic head that tears out Ed's entrails]] whenever Ed wrecks his automail.
16	** Spam really seems to hate it when people [[DudeLooksLikeALady mistake him for a girl]].
17	* BlackComedy: There have been jokes made about underage drinking, steroid use, eating disorders, and Ling's opium.
18	* ButtMonkey: Spam's pretty much always the butt of a gender-confusion/gay joke or getting hacked (or otherwise injured) by Ling.
19	%%* TheChewToy: Edward, definitely.
20	%%** Also, Tom.
21	* CloudCuckoolander: [[TheAlcoholic Ed]], [[IdiotHero Roy]], [[CuteAndPsycho Winry]], [[FunnyForeigner Ling]]...pretty much everyone, actually. Even [[OnlySaneMan Riza and Al]] have their moments.
22	%%* ComedicSociopathy
23	* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Roy Mustang punishing Ed with a vuvuzella.
24	** Mustang's subordinates rearranging the furniture in his office, causing him to have "heavy diarrhea," by disrupting the principles of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui#Feng_shui_today feng shui]]. [[spoiler: That is, until he discovers Pepto Bismol.]]
25	** The author punishes ''herself'' after a [[HurricaneOfPuns Firestorm]] of [[LamePunReaction Lame Fire-puns]] by ''reading'' ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''!
26	* CuteAndPsycho: Winry. [[spoiler: She has a ''second head'' that [[LudicrousGibs tears out Ed's organs]] whenever he [[BerserkButton wrecks his automail]]]].
27	%%* DepravedHomosexual: [[spoiler: Garfiel]].
28	%%* TheDitz: Ed, but that's mostly due to being drunk.
29	%%** Winry too. And Pinako.
30	%%*** Tom. Just Tom.
31	* DrunkenMaster: Invoked by Ed at least once. Whether or not he ''is'' one...well, we have yet to see him sober.
32	* DudeLooksLikeALady: Envy...well, Spam in this case, gets mistaken for a girl ''[[RunningGag constantly]]''. He hates it.
33	-->'''Ed''': Dude, you're like the [[AlcoholHic hic]] hottest chick I've ever seen!
34	** It doesn't help that he apparently ''acts like one'', which [[FridgeLogic kind of]] [[AmbiguouslyGay makes you wonder]]...
35	%%* ForInconveniencePressOne: Poor Hughes...
36	%%* FunnyForeigner: Ling. Dear God, just Ling.
37	* GenreSavvy: Riza in Chapter 20:
38	-->'''Liza''': [[LetsSplitUpGang Shall we split up in pairs?]]
39	-->'''Havoc''': [[NeverSplitTheParty Oh, no no no]]. I've seen this in too many horror movies. We're in the dark basement of a lab, chasing a monster. If we split up in pairs, someone's going to die.
40	-->'''Liza''': It's okay, Jean, we're blond.
41	%%** Though [[FridgeLogic considering that's a]] DeadUnicornTrope...
42	* GratuitousJapanese: Alphonse referring to his brother as "Nii-san"
43	* [[HurricaneOfPuns Hurricane of]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly ]] {{Embarrassing Nickname}}s: Mustang keeps calling Riza various nicknames like "Lieutenant Dove liver" or "Lieutenant Ostrich Belly".
44	%%* IJustWantToHaveFriends: Ling, apparently.
45	%%* IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough: Guess who?
46	%%-->"Hey ID. You saw my old man!"
47	* InsultBackfire: Kind of...in Chapter 21:
48	-->'''Armstrong''': AND THEN RAYMOND HAD TO PRETEND TO ENJOY THE COOKING, LEST DEBORAH MADE HIM SLUMBER UPON THE SOFA ONCE MORE.
49	-->'''Edward''': Maybe if I get off this horse and lay in the sun, I'll die of heat stroke and my suffering will end.
50	-->'''Armstrong''': I AM SERIOUS, EDWARD, LET US WATCH THE SHOW TOGETHER SOME DAY. IT IS MOST ENJOYABLE.
51	-->'''Edward''': That sounds about as appealing as a prostate exam.
52	-->'''Armstrong''': SOME PEOPLE LIKE PROSTATE EXAMS, EDWARD.
53	%%* {{Jerkass}}: Ed, ''especially'' towards [[{{Buttmonkey}} Alphonse]].
54	* LargeHam: Major Armstrong, as per usual:
55	-->'''Armstrong''': MAJOR ALEXANDER LUIS ARMSTRONG, AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR.
56	-->'''Roy''': Why are you yelling?
57	-->'''Armstrong''': IT'S THE STEROIDS, SIR. THEY MAKE ME VERY ANGRY.
58	%%* MyEyesAreUpHere: [[strike: Lust]] STD has this problem with [[AllMenArePerverts Roy and Havoc]].
59	* {{Narm}}: ''Deliberately'' invoked when [[spoiler: Maes Hughes dies]], which basically turned one of the [[TearJerker most gut-wrenching scenes]] in the original series into one of the most hilarious instances of ForInconveniencePressOne!
60	%%* NoFourthWall
61	* NoIndoorVoice: MAJOR ALEXANDER LOUIS ARMSTRONG! But that's because of the steroids...
62	* OnlyAFleshWound: Repeatedly. Obviously done with the homunculi because their [[strike: Philosopher's Stones]] Internet gives them extra lives. Also happens with a few ''human'' characters too:
63	-->'''STD''': How are you doing this? You should be bleeding to death from that wound!
64	-->'''Roy''': [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments I put a band-aid on it]].
65	%%* RuleOfFunny
66	* ShoutOut:
67	** [[Film/SoylentGreen "OREGANO IS PEOPLE!"]]
68	** Lan Fan and Fu are now Franchise/{{Pokemon}}, apparently.
69	** Don't forget [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Bender!Al]]
70	** Or [[strike: Greed]] [[Series/JerseyShore The Situation]].
71	* TakeThat: Many, ''many'' examples of this toward ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''. The author probably doesn't like the show.
72	%%** A notable one is made at Music/JustinBieber too.
73	%%** And ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''
74	%%* ThanksForTheMammary: Roy's attempt to get STD's Internet...
75	%%* ThatsWhatSheSaid: The Situation, all the time.
76	%%* [[HollywoodTourettes Tourettes]] [[SoundEffectBleep S* Ck]] [[HollywoodTourettes Syndrome]]: Izumi.
77	* WeaksauceWeakness: Roy Mustang is heavily affected by the balance of his office furniture[[note]]According to the standards of feng shui[[/note]], and his subordinates use this against him a lot. [[spoiler: Then he discovers Pepto Bismol.]]

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