1 | ''Fullmetal Lol'' is a particularly [[CrackFic crack-tastic]] {{fanfic}} by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/654657/Nimrochan Nimrochan]]. It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5803816/1/Fullmetal_Lol here]]. Perhaps one of the best crack-fics written about the ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' series, the premise has Ed [[TheAlcoholic constantly drunk]] and Al as [[OnlySaneMan the only brother with the least bit of sense]], looking to discover the powers of the mysterious Internet. ItMakesSenseInContext...[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext maybe]]. |
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3 | !This work provides examples of: |
4 | %%* AbhorrentAdmirer: [[spoiler: [[DepravedHomosexual Garfiel]]]], to Edward. |
5 | * AdaptationNameChange: The Homunculi are given the names of "modern" sins. Lust becomes STD, Gluttony becomes Fatass, Envy becomes Spam, Greed becomes The Situation... |
6 | %%* AlcoholHic: Edward, all the time. [[spoiler: Winry too, actually]]. |
7 | %%* AlmightyJanitor: Liza Hawkeye. Lampshaded in Chapter 21: |
8 | %%-->'''Roy''': How is it that I'm a higher rank than you? |
9 | %%-->'''Liza''': Not a day goes by where I don't ask myself that same question, sir. |
10 | * AmbiguouslyGay: Envy/Spam, considering he not only looks but also sometimes ''acts'' like a girl. |
11 | * AmusingInjuries: Paninya takes Ed's kidneys, STD chops off Fat-Ass's head, and [[spoiler: Winry's demon-head]], just to name a few...all played for laughs. |
12 | %%* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking |
13 | * BerserkButton: |
14 | ** Ed's canon outrage over being called short only comes up one time when he calls ''himself'' short. |
15 | ** Winry [[spoiler: grows a second, demonic head that tears out Ed's entrails]] whenever Ed wrecks his automail. |
16 | ** Spam really seems to hate it when people [[DudeLooksLikeALady mistake him for a girl]]. |
17 | * BlackComedy: There have been jokes made about underage drinking, steroid use, eating disorders, and Ling's opium. |
18 | * ButtMonkey: Spam's pretty much always the butt of a gender-confusion/gay joke or getting hacked (or otherwise injured) by Ling. |
19 | %%* TheChewToy: Edward, definitely. |
20 | %%** Also, Tom. |
21 | * CloudCuckoolander: [[TheAlcoholic Ed]], [[IdiotHero Roy]], [[CuteAndPsycho Winry]], [[FunnyForeigner Ling]]...pretty much everyone, actually. Even [[OnlySaneMan Riza and Al]] have their moments. |
22 | %%* ComedicSociopathy |
23 | * CoolAndUnusualPunishment: Roy Mustang punishing Ed with a vuvuzella. |
24 | ** Mustang's subordinates rearranging the furniture in his office, causing him to have "heavy diarrhea," by disrupting the principles of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feng_shui#Feng_shui_today feng shui]]. [[spoiler: That is, until he discovers Pepto Bismol.]] |
25 | ** The author punishes ''herself'' after a [[HurricaneOfPuns Firestorm]] of [[LamePunReaction Lame Fire-puns]] by ''reading'' ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''! |
26 | * CuteAndPsycho: Winry. [[spoiler: She has a ''second head'' that [[LudicrousGibs tears out Ed's organs]] whenever he [[BerserkButton wrecks his automail]]]]. |
27 | %%* DepravedHomosexual: [[spoiler: Garfiel]]. |
28 | %%* TheDitz: Ed, but that's mostly due to being drunk. |
29 | %%** Winry too. And Pinako. |
30 | %%*** Tom. Just Tom. |
31 | * DrunkenMaster: Invoked by Ed at least once. Whether or not he ''is'' one...well, we have yet to see him sober. |
32 | * DudeLooksLikeALady: Envy...well, Spam in this case, gets mistaken for a girl ''[[RunningGag constantly]]''. He hates it. |
33 | -->'''Ed''': Dude, you're like the [[AlcoholHic *hic*]] hottest chick I've ever seen! |
34 | ** It doesn't help that he apparently ''acts like one'', which [[FridgeLogic kind of]] [[AmbiguouslyGay makes you wonder]]... |
35 | %%* ForInconveniencePressOne: Poor Hughes... |
36 | %%* FunnyForeigner: Ling. Dear God, just Ling. |
37 | * GenreSavvy: Riza in Chapter 20: |
38 | -->'''Liza''': [[LetsSplitUpGang Shall we split up in pairs?]] |
39 | -->'''Havoc''': [[NeverSplitTheParty Oh, no no no]]. I've seen this in too many horror movies. We're in the dark basement of a lab, chasing a monster. If we split up in pairs, someone's going to die. |
40 | -->'''Liza''': It's okay, Jean, we're blond. |
41 | %%** Though [[FridgeLogic considering that's a]] DeadUnicornTrope... |
42 | * GratuitousJapanese: Alphonse referring to his brother as "Nii-san" |
43 | * [[HurricaneOfPuns Hurricane of]] [[IncrediblyLamePun Incredibly ]] {{Embarrassing Nickname}}s: Mustang keeps calling Riza various nicknames like "Lieutenant Dove liver" or "Lieutenant Ostrich Belly". |
44 | %%* IJustWantToHaveFriends: Ling, apparently. |
45 | %%* IllTellYouWhenIveHadEnough: Guess who? |
46 | %%-->"Hey ID. You saw my old man!" |
47 | * InsultBackfire: Kind of...in Chapter 21: |
48 | -->'''Armstrong''': AND THEN RAYMOND HAD TO PRETEND TO ENJOY THE COOKING, LEST DEBORAH MADE HIM SLUMBER UPON THE SOFA ONCE MORE. |
49 | -->'''Edward''': Maybe if I get off this horse and lay in the sun, I'll die of heat stroke and my suffering will end. |
50 | -->'''Armstrong''': I AM SERIOUS, EDWARD, LET US WATCH THE SHOW TOGETHER SOME DAY. IT IS MOST ENJOYABLE. |
51 | -->'''Edward''': That sounds about as appealing as a prostate exam. |
52 | -->'''Armstrong''': SOME PEOPLE LIKE PROSTATE EXAMS, EDWARD. |
53 | %%* {{Jerkass}}: Ed, ''especially'' towards [[{{Buttmonkey}} Alphonse]]. |
54 | * LargeHam: Major Armstrong, as per usual: |
55 | -->'''Armstrong''': MAJOR ALEXANDER LUIS ARMSTRONG, AT YOUR SERVICE, SIR. |
56 | -->'''Roy''': Why are you yelling? |
57 | -->'''Armstrong''': IT'S THE STEROIDS, SIR. THEY MAKE ME VERY ANGRY. |
58 | %%* MyEyesAreUpHere: [[strike: Lust]] STD has this problem with [[AllMenArePerverts Roy and Havoc]]. |
59 | * {{Narm}}: ''Deliberately'' invoked when [[spoiler: Maes Hughes dies]], which basically turned one of the [[TearJerker most gut-wrenching scenes]] in the original series into one of the most hilarious instances of ForInconveniencePressOne! |
60 | %%* NoFourthWall |
61 | * NoIndoorVoice: MAJOR ALEXANDER LOUIS ARMSTRONG! But that's because of the steroids... |
62 | * OnlyAFleshWound: Repeatedly. Obviously done with the homunculi because their [[strike: Philosopher's Stones]] Internet gives them extra lives. Also happens with a few ''human'' characters too: |
63 | -->'''STD''': How are you doing this? You should be bleeding to death from that wound! |
64 | -->'''Roy''': [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments I put a band-aid on it]]. |
65 | %%* RuleOfFunny |
66 | * ShoutOut: |
67 | ** [[Film/SoylentGreen "OREGANO IS PEOPLE!"]] |
68 | ** Lan Fan and Fu are now Franchise/{{Pokemon}}, apparently. |
69 | ** Don't forget [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} Bender!Al]] |
70 | ** Or [[strike: Greed]] [[Series/JerseyShore The Situation]]. |
71 | * TakeThat: Many, ''many'' examples of this toward ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''. The author probably doesn't like the show. |
72 | %%** A notable one is made at Music/JustinBieber too. |
73 | %%** And ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'' |
74 | %%* ThanksForTheMammary: Roy's attempt to get STD's Internet... |
75 | %%* ThatsWhatSheSaid: The Situation, all the time. |
76 | %%* [[HollywoodTourettes Tourettes]] [[SoundEffectBleep S*** C**k]] [[HollywoodTourettes Syndrome]]: Izumi. |
77 | * WeaksauceWeakness: Roy Mustang is heavily affected by the balance of his office furniture[[note]]According to the standards of feng shui[[/note]], and his subordinates use this against him a lot. [[spoiler: Then he discovers Pepto Bismol.]] |
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