History FanFic / JustTheBestMarySueEver

* HeroesWantRedheads: They all want Fellaurora, whose hair is "copper-colored."

* InMediasRes: Prior to her joining the League, Fellaurora was in love with Dorian, "but he left me for another." The reader is then treated to a brief flashback which indicates that he was in fact off having a torrid affair with [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]], which was apparently begun by a game of StripPoker. The author interrupts herself (with obvious regret) before she can get too distracted.

* NiceHat: Fellaurora wears a tiny one which clings to her head "as if out of love."

* TechnicolorEyes: Fellaurora normally has MismatchedEyes, with one purple and the other green. But when she's angry, they change color -- one turns magenta plaid, and the other fluorescent chartreuse.

[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1788274/1/bJUST_b_THE_bBEST_b_bMARY_b_bSUE_b_bEVER_b JUST THE BEST MARY SUE, EVER!]] is what happens when one {{fanfic}} author decides to create the most outrageous MarySue ever born.

In case it's not glaringly obvious, this is a parody. Specifically, it's a brilliant TakeThat against the legion of MarySue authors in the ''LXG'' fandom.

The author, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/383472/Bamfwriter Bamfwriter]], was inspired by the ''LXG'' Mary Sue Litmus Test (which was posted on [=GeoCities=] and is no longer accessible). Literally, she set out to create a character about whom she could answer "yes" to every single possible question on the test. The result is mind-meltingly funny. (This page contains '''spoilers''' for the ''LXG'' movie.)

* MarySue:[[invoked]] Of course. Specifically, ParodySue, with generous helpings of MaryTzu, RelationshipSue, SympatheticSue, and PuritySue.

* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Several readers managed to somehow overlook the multiple notes explaining that this was a parody, and complained in their reviews that the author had created a Mary Sue.

* Franchise/HarryPotter: Believe it or not, he shows up in the last chapter.

* PlayingTheHeartStrings: For the funeral scene, Fellaurora plays a violin and sings in a voice of "angelic beauty." At the same time, which probably is technically not possible, but everyone is utterly entranced by her talent.

--->"Yeah, I get that a lot."

* OfCorsetSexy: [[invoked]] Naturally, Fellaurora wears one "to make her already-perfect figure even perfecter."

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* BackFromTheDead: Quatermain, very briefly.

* DarkSecret: Each of the League members admits his or hers to Fellaurora within about five minutes of meeting her. Sawyer is gay, Mina is a vegetarian, Nemo is a Jehovah's Witness, and Skinner...really liked ''Film/{{Gigli}}''.

* GreenEyedMonster: Mina hates Fellaurora for sleeping with all the guys except Nemo. But Nemo is the one Mina herself sleeps with, and she shows no interest in the other men; she's just mean for the sake of being mean. And so Jekyll has an excuse for comfort-induced sex.

* LiteralGenie: The League as a group makes Quatermain drop dead by reminding him that he's not in Africa.

* RunningGag: Dorian coming back from the grave.
-->"I thought you were dead?"
-->"Yeah, I get that a lot."

* ShapeShifting: Fellaurora can transform into a dachsund. Jekyll can transform into ''Music/BritneySpears.''

* TechnicolorEyes: Her eyes are normally one purple, one green. But when she's angry, they change color -- one turns magenta plaid, and the other fluorescent chartreuse.

* VerbalTic: Sawyer has a ridiculously overdone Southern accent, which even Fellaurora finds confusing "because he didn't have one in the movie."
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Sawyer gets misty-eyed at the sight of Fellaurora's perfect pearl-like teeth, which bring back memories of the pearls he wore in the drag show he used to do with Huck Finn back home.
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* PurpleEyes: One of Fellaurora's eyes is purple. It's because of this eye that she can [[{{Telepathy}} read minds.]]

* TechnicolorEyes: As noted, her eyes are normally one purple, one green. But when she's angry, they change color -- one turns magenta plaid, and the other fluorescent chartreuse.

* GreenEyes: One of Fellaurora's eyes is green, [[FictionalColour with a faint vein of red running through it]].

The author, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/383472/Bamfwriter Bamfwriter]], was inspired by the ''LXG'' MarySue Litmus Test (which was posted on [=GeoCities=] and is no longer accessible). Literally, she set out to create a character about whom she could answer "yes" to every single possible question on the test. The result is mind-meltingly funny. (This page contains '''spoilers''' for the ''LXG'' movie.)

* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Several readers managed to somehow overlook the multiple notes explaining that this was a parody, and complained in their reviews that the author had created a MarySue.

* FanService[=/=]HoYay: Dorian was with Fellaurora prior to the events of the story, but dumped her for [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]]. The fanservice part comes in the form of a flashback, which is a YaoiFangirl's dream.

* ShapeShifting: Fellaurora can transform into a dachsund. Jekyll can transform into ''BritneySpears.''

Not long after the events of the film version of ''TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryGentlemen'', the surviving League members await the arrival of their new member. They're not sure exactly why they're ''getting'' a new member, but they're all blown away by her. Her name is Fellauroralisterinavetta Aanjulle O'Bamfwryter (hereafter called Fellaurora for the sake of brevity), and she is impossibly beautiful and kind, with various mental powers and many different talents. All of the men, except for Captain Nemo, fall instantly in love with her and spend the rest of the story fighting for the right to snuggle with her.

In case it's not glaringly obvious, this is a parody. Specifically, it's a brilliant TakeThat against the legion of MarySue authors in the LXG fandom.

The author, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/383472/Bamfwriter Bamfwriter]], was inspired by the LXG MarySue Litmus Test (which was posted on [=GeoCities=] and is no longer accessible). Literally, she set out to create a character about whom she could answer "yes" to every single possible question on the test. The result is mind-meltingly funny. (This page contains '''spoilers''' for the {{LXG}} movie.)

* FanService[=/=]HoYay: Dorian was with Fellaurora prior to the events of the story, but dumped her for [[PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]]. The fanservice part comes in the form of a flashback, which is a YaoiFangirl's dream.

* ShoutOut: To ''StarWars'', of all things. {{Lampshaded}} by Hyde.

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* DarkSecret: Each of the League members admits his or hers to Fellaurora within about five minutes of meeting her. Sawyer is gay, Mina is a vegetarian, Nemo is a Jehovah's Witness, and Skinner...really liked ''{{Gigli}}''.

* TechnicolorEyes: As noted, her eyes are normally [[MismatchedEyes one purple, one green]]. But when she's angry, they change color -- one turns magenta plaid, and the other fluorescent chartreuse.

* HarryPotter: Believe it or not, he shows up in the last chapter.

* AudioErotica: Fellaurora's voice enchants the men, and her delicate sighs turn them on.

* FridgeBrilliance: Throughout the story, Fellaurora keeps referring to her mind-reading talent as "telekinesis." This seems like a mistake on the part of the author, since that's telepathy, not telekinesis. Then you realize that the author put the mistake in ''on purpose'', as yet another TakeThat at those who don't research their stories properly.
** It seems more likely to be a ShoutOut to FanFic/MyImmortal, in which Lord Voldemort knows about Ebony's relationship with Draco because "[[MemeticMutation I hath telekinesis]]".
* GreenEyes: One of Fellaurora's eyes is green, with a faint vein of red running through it.

* DidNotDoTheResearch: The author specifically mocks people who bluff their way through telling a story rather than look up important details.
-->Nemo was wearing an Indian garb and a tuba... turbo... turbine... turpentine... wrappy hat-thing on his head.

* FridgeBrilliance: Throughout the story, Fellaurora keeps referring to her mind-reading talent as "telekinesis." This seems like a mistake on the part of the author, since that's telepathy, not telekinesis. Then you realize that the author put the mistake in ''on purpose'', as yet another TakeThat at those who DidNotDoTheResearch.

* CharacterDerailment: ''Everybody''. But special mention has to go to Dorian Gray, who loves Fellaurora so much that it moves him to change his ways, and he promises to (among other things) recycle and not re-elect Bush.[[hottip:*:The story was written toward the end of GeorgeWBush's first term in office.]]

* MarySue: Of course. Specifically, ParodySue, with generous helpings of MaryTzu, RelationshipSue, SympatheticSue, and PuritySue.