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A deceptively mild-mannered writer and unrepentant geek, Lady Norbert
 masquerades as a normal person. She plays too many video games and drinks too much caffeine, usually in the form of Mountain Dew. She is happily married but nevertheless has a tendency to develop crushes on fictional characters. If she's not online, the odds are very good that she's off playing video games, reading, or something equally nerdy, usually in the company of individuals known as TK and the Emerald Duchess. Or, you know, she might be at work, a non-profit retail job where she is the social media guru and resident MacGyver. With whatever free time is left over, she's writing a book.
She's...interesting. And likes blue links. Seriously, she's just kind of addicted to tropes and looks for them everywhere, including her alleged real life. Sometimes she wears an Eyepatch of Power, but she has one good eye and she can still fire a gun. Also, due to a childhood car accident, she is partially constructed out of automail. No, we are not making this up.
As you may have guessed, she did indeed name herself after the dragon from Harry Potter. However, she would also like to go on record as stating that she chose the name before Norbert was revealed to be female. In fact, she's been using the name as her internet handle since 1999. The Reveal was a source of much amusement. She talks way too much about her fan fiction, but she doesn't mean to be self-indulgent; she just has a little too much fun.
People have actually heard of her and this unnerves her sometimes. If you've seen the name online before, it is almost certainly the same person, as there's only one of her and she's it. Most likely you would have seen her in one of the following places:
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