History FanFic / AllYouNeedIsLove

* ShoutOut: To ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' also a TakeThat

* JerkAss: L, Raye Penber

* TheQuietOne: Matt
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech

* RightInFrontOfMe: when the taskforce is talking about Mello in front of a (disguised) Mello. HilarityEnsues.

* SelectiveObliviousness: Raye Penber, Matsuda

* SissyVillain: Mello

* SmugSmiler: Light and Duck.

* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: Kira at Raye and Naomi's place.

* UnreliableNarrator

* WeNeedADistraction
* WeWantOurJerkBack

* WithCatlikeTread

* YouHaveToBelieveMe

* HookersAndBlow: Naomi suggests this is what L spent all his money on. His reply seems to suggest he wanted to [[MeddlingParents but Watari wouldn’t let him.]]

** L very much wants to capture Kira, and by "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow capture]]" [[DontExplainTheJoke we mean...]]

* AbhorrentAdmirer: Misa and L towards Light. Light, L, and [[spoiler: Mello]] towards Naomi.

* ActionMom: [[spoiler: Naomi becomes one.]]

* AdultsAreUseless: Duck seems to think so.
* AllPartOfTheShow:
* AlternateUniverseFic
* AmazonChaser: Light towards Naomi.
* AmusingInjuries: when [[spoiler: Naomi beats up Mello.]]
* AntagonisticOffspring: [[spoiler: Duck to Light]]
* TheAntichrist: [[spoiler: Naomi fears that Duck is this.]]

* AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther: after making the decision to throw Light to the curb Naomi has the sudden epiphany that she's actually going to miss him.
* AxeCrazy: Light of course, and becoming justifiably moreso after what L puts him through.

* BrainBleach

* ButtMonkey: Misa, L, Near, Naomi, Light, Mello.

* TheChewToy: Mello
* ChildProdigy: Duck

* CrackFic
* CrazyCatLady: Naomi fears the taskforce sees her as this.
* CrazyJealousGuy: Light towards Naomi, and L towards Light.

* CuteBruiser: Naomi
* DateRape: L on Light.

* EnfantTerrible: Duck

* ImNotHungry: L drugged the éclairs.

* KnowNothingKnowItAll: Mello.

* LukeYouAreMyFather: [[spoiler: Duck has had [[HeroicBSOD the mentally scarring epiphany]] of who his father is but [[WhatAnIdiot Light has yet to figure that out.]]]]

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5949144/1/ All You Need Is Love]]'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1318815/ The Carnivorous Muffin]] (who also writes ''FanFic/LilyAndTheArtOfBeingSisyphus'') is an [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''Manga/DeathNote'' CrackFic RomanticComedy pairing up [[CrackPairing Light Yagami and Naomi Misora]] [[StalkingIsLove by having Light stalk Misora... but in a charming way.]] Meanwhile Misa ''and'' L continue to throw themselves at Light, while L pretends to investigate him as a mass-murder suspect.

* BerserkButton: Light flips out at any mention of [[SoapWithinAShow Matsuda's soap opera]], [[TakeThat or more specifically of Matsuda's "reimagining" of his character as]] [[TheWoobie poor]] [[{{Ukefication}} wimpy]] [[BilingualBonus Hikaru]] [[MemeticMutation Imagay]] [[TakeThat the gay prostitute.]]

* BlackComedyRape: L coming onto Light. [[PlayingWithATrope Zigzagged.]] It's frequently joked about that [[MemeticMolester L]] [[PrisonRape might try to rape Light while he's incarcerated]] but Naomi shows genuine concern for Light's well-being. For the most part L acts like a DoggedNiceGuy StalkerWithACrush [[spoiler: that is until he decides [[SlippingAMickey to just drug Light]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty and have his way.]]]]

* ButIPlayOneOnTV: When Matsuda has the Taskforce reenacting their story in [[SoapWithinAShow Soap Opera]] form, Matsuda worries that [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Light is getting]] LostInCharacter. He's supposed to be playing "Hikaru", not "the Boogeyman."

* EpicFail: [[IncrediblyObviousTail Stalking: Raye Penber is Doing It Wrong]], as Light notes in one of his letters:]

* EnforcedMethodActing: In Matsuda's [[SoapWithinAShow soap opera]] Light is cast to play the character of "Hikaru Imagay" who [[MeaningfulName is gay]] and [[CasanovaWannabe L wants to help]] Light portray that more realistically...

* {{Asexuality}}: [[spoiler: Subverted in the "Victory Sex" that Naomi and Light have.]]
-->'''Naomi''' (to Light): YOU HAVE NO SEX DRIVE!

-->'''Naomi:''' [[ShutUpHannibal No you're not.]] [[WellIntentionedExtremist I have good intentions?]] [[TheRival Raye Penber]] [[ExtremeDoormat is wallpaper?]] [[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt I don't get high off the murders of rapists and other murderers?]] I can keep going, you know, if I really want to.

* BerserkButton: Light flips out at any mention of [[SoapWithinAShow Matsuda's soap opera]], [[TakeThat or more specifically of Matsuda's "reimagining" of his character as]] [[TheWoobie poor]] [[{{Wimpification}} wimpy]] [[BilingualBonus Hikaru]] [[MemeticMutation Imagay]] [[TakeThat the gay prostitute.]]

* RealityEnsues: Naomi points out how L's whole setup is not practical for any situation other than the Kira case and overall looks totally ridiculous.

* InTheBlood: [[HypocriticalHumour Light]] declares that Misora's four year old son is EVIL!

* YourCheatingHeart: Misa is Light's "girlfriend" but Naomi is the only one that Light has an active interest in ([[{{Asexual}} despite not having a sex-drive]]). Naomi [[spoiler: slept with Light once and he knocked her up.]] Naomi gets married to Raye while Light continues to stalk her, and meanwhile L continues to stalk Light.

* HetIsEw: Subverted, this fic is taking a break from the rampant [[SlashFic Slash]] (NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat).

* MayDecemberRomance: Naomi is ten years older than Light.

* {{Asexuality}}: [[spoiler: Subverted in the "Victory Sex" that Naomi and Light have.]]
-->'''Naomi''' (to Light): YOU HAVE NO SEX DRIVE!

* FoeRomanceSubtext: Light and Naomi, Naomi likens their relationship to [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling.]]

-->'''Mello:''' [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments ...Did the four year old just say he wants to kill Kira?]]

* EpicFail: [[IncrediblyObviousTail Stalking: Raye Penber is Doing It Wrong]], as [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Light notes in one of his letters:]]

* SinkOrSwimFatherhood: [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "You can't leave Kira in charge! That's child endangerment!"]]

-->'''Mello:''' [[FunnyMoments ...Did the four year old just say he wants to kill Kira?]]

* EpicFail: [[IncrediblyObviousTail Stalking: Raye Penber is Doing It Wrong]], as [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Light notes in one of his letters:]]

** Naomi asks L why he thinks he's [[{{Franchise/Batman}} Batman]]. Mello seems to think he's Creator/SamuelLJackson.
* SinkOrSwimFatherhood: [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "You can't leave Kira in charge! That's child endangerment!"]]

** [[OriginalCharacter Duck]] refers to L as "Uncle Pedophilia and Light as "Ted Bundy". Duck also renames Wammy's House as "Wammy's Dog Fighting Arena for Boys" and gives Mello and Matt new aliases- Mello is "F" (either for "[[Literature/LordOfTheRings Frodo]]" or "[[LoserArchetype Failure]]" his choice) and Matt is "D" (either for "{{Dracula}}" or "[[ExtremeDoormat Doormat]]" again, his choice).

--> '''Light''': Those weapons of mass destruction are slippery little devils. I'm beginning to think that the notebook is secretly [[Literature/LordOfTheRings the one ring lacking both a dark overlord and a fiery Mount Doom in which to destroy it.]]

''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5949144/1/All_You_Need_is_Love All You Need Is Love]]'' by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1318815/The_Carnivorous_Muffin The Carnivorous Muffin]] is an [[AlternateUniverseFic AU]] ''Manga/DeathNote'' CrackFic RomanticComedy pairing up [[CrackPairing Light Yagami and Naomi Misora]] [[StalkingIsLove by having Light stalk Misora... but in a charming way.]] Meanwhile Misa ''and'' L continue to throw themselves at Light, while L pretends to investigate him as a mass-murder suspect.

* IKnowKarate: I Know UsefulNotes/{{Capoeira}}

* AGodAmI: Light of course and [[spoiler: Duck. He decides he ''likes'' Naomi's paranoid theory that he's the spawn of the Notebook because 1) that means Light had less to do with his genetics and 2) that means he's more of a "God" than Kira could ever hope to be.]]

* [[spoiler: ArchnemesisDad]]:

* EnforcedMethodActing: In Matsuda's [[SoapWithinAShow soap opera]] Light is cast to play the character of "[[MeaningfulName Hikaru Imagay]]" [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin who is gay]] and [[CasanovaWannabe L wants to help]] Light portray that more realistically...

* [[IKnowKarate I Know]] UsefulNotes/{{Capoeira}}

* [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Licensed Sexist]]: Light

* [[LooksLikeSheIsEnjoyingIt Looks Like He Is Enjoying It]]: Light gets off on killing rapists.

--> '''Naomi''': You do realize that if L or Kira were to find out they would kill you... If Light finds out he'll probably kill you. However he might keep you around as a pawn and use you to reach his ultimate goal of creating a cult civilization in which he's god. That means that if you don't find yourself drowning in a swimming pool you'll find yourself brainwashed and tortured and then thinking nothing at all... If L finds you that's a whole different story. L won't kill you but he will tie you to a chair and leave you there to rot for fifty days and then pretend to execute you only to leave you alive so that the government can perform nasty experiments on you. He probably won't give you a trial but instead will leave you in a mental institution or have you killed off by thugs. [[TheAssimilator Then he'll steal your name and use it as yet another detective name]] and that will be the end of that.

* [[IKnowKarate I Know]] {{Capoeira}}