History Characters / StrangeSchool

--> '''Ms. Board''': If I was a good person, I’d look back at those times I hurt you and think "Maybe that wasn't such a good thing of me to do"… If I was good… I’d have had enough self respect to save myself and everyone when I could. Was I a good person at some point in my life? Perhaps; I can't remember anymore.

* SinisterSilhouettes

* CombatSadomasochist

* DeathWish

* InformedAbility: #54 [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits explained]] that Equatoo's capable of inflict the RAGE status condition, which makes his opponents hit harder but drops their defenses significantly. He never gets the chance to use this power, though.

* [[spoiler: ItsNotYouItsMyEnemies: In Brandi and Board's case, the trope title would be 'It's not you, it's our murderous psycho boss.' To protect Brandi from the Principal, Board has her sent to another zone.]]
* [[spoiler: ParentalNeglect: She's an appalling mother to both The Janitor and Merchant. ]]

--> '''Doors''': We just got clearance to start truckin’ in this zone, sure was a hassle gettin’ here!

--> '''Doors''': Now, who else could I be don talkin about? I’m talkin’ about the'''FOODINATION OF A LIFETIME! A MEAT DREAM OF PURE MEALINATION!!!'''

--> '''Ms. Board''': You aren’t a Student, are you? You must be a grey-zoner, huh? That's such a funny happenstance, grey-zoners aren’t supposed to be able to get here!\\

--> '''Ms. Board''': You said... you don’t know why you’re here?

--> '''Commentator''': (responding to [[spoiler: The Principal]])"YOU WON’T WIN. I’LL MAKE SURE OF THAT, YOU BUG-EYED IGNORAMUS."

--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': WHY COULDN’T ANNA WATCH A HORROR MOVIE? SHE DIDN’T HAVE THE GUTS!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Board''': I….I don’t get it- …Wait…[[OhCrap What did you do???]] ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': HA HA HA ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Ms. Board''': ….WHAT DID YOU DO?!??!?! ]]

--> ''[You’re feeling more confident, knowing you’re being guided now. You feel like you can do this.]''

* AnArmAndALeg: Just an arm, actually. It broke off when [[spoiler: she landed in detention. ]]

--> '''Her Classmates''': (breaking into murmurs) ''"Who the hell is Mariska?" / "She hasn’t been expelled yet?" / "Every single lunch period…" / "I didn’t like the Hall Monitor anyways." / "We’re not even doing anything! Does she really think hiding ciphers in homework and yelling at everyone does anything?"''

--> '''#42''': Indeed! It was so inspiring! She threw things at the Scavengers as they chased her, even though it did nothing! A true hero, I’d s-

--> '''The Principal''': …YES. THAT TEACHER'S PET HAS OVERWRITTEN THE ‘L’ INTO A ‘B’ ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS.

--> '''Pink Girl''': ..Yeah, but-Home's kinda in the gray-zone-
--> '''#54''': That's fine. In 9 class cycles, we graduate… I don’t want to die.

--> '''Error''': ..You’re doing it again.

--> '''#54''': Ms Board says gray-zoners aren’t capable of learning like we are.

--> '''#54''': I think we’re gonna have to fight it.

--> '''#73''': …I’ll help!

--> '''Error''': So… We have this sort of team going on, and what we’re doing is-

* ActionGirl: #104's the one who [[spoiler: delivers the killing blows to the Screamnomicon.]]
* [[spoiler: CruelAndUnusualDeath]]: [[spoiler: Killed by the Treyepod in much the same way that [[Franchise/{{Alien}} chestbursters]] kill the humans they're inserted inside... except the Treyepod was fully grown at the time of its 'birth.' ]]

!! Hall Monitor (HM) / Jeremy / [[spoiler: (Lavender Boy)]]

'''Miss Board''': Easy as pie! He hears everything, so you just have to say it out loud and he’ll get the message!

* TearsOfJoy: Along with much [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/136354235107/give-her-band-aids-dont-take-no-for-an-answer joyful laughter,]] when [[spoiler: Error gives her bandaids right after she's finished telling her what a good person she's not. ]]

* CreepyGood: For a TragicKeepsake, she carries [[spoiler: the murdered corpse of her sister in her inventory. Which, might we remind you, is a dead, splattered eyeball. ]]

--> '''#54''': Ah-H-Hi Mr. Jacques…! I know, we’re late…

--> '''#42''': You’re so small though, what if we…KILL you? ON ACCIDENT, I mean.

--> '''Error''': Like-Gray zone, I guess.

--> '''#73''': …Hey shouldn’t we do something? Won’t it attack while we’re talking?

--> '''Dr. Realz''': Ahre you ahfraid I’ll reveahl my true identity and kill her?
--> '''Miss Quinn''': WE '''JUST''' DISCUSSED THIS, DOCTOR! ''NO PRETENDING YOU’RE SECRETLY EVIL!''

* AwesomeDearBoy: InUniverse. Feartre came to the School specifically to hunt Error down, because gray zoners are apparently reputed to be especially histrionic beings.
--> '''Coma''': WE HEARD THERE WAS A GRAY-BREACH IN HERE TOO! GRAY ZONERS…..THEY’RE SO SIMPLE, BUT SO DRAMATIC!

--> '''Ms. Board''': You aren’t a Student, are you? You must be a grey-zoner, huh? That’s such a funny happenstance, grey-zoners aren’t supposed to be able to get here!\\

'''Ms. Board''': It’s impossible by all means…. How did you get here?\\
'''Pink Girl''': That’s what I’ve been asking YOU!

--> '''>Let’s roll out the plan'''

!! #24 /[[spoiler: (Green Girl)]]

--> '''Her Classmates''': (breaking into murmurs) ''“Who the hell is Mariska?” / “She hasn’t been expelled yet?” / “Every single lunch period…” / “I didn’t like the Hall Monitor anyways.” / “We’re not even doing anything! Does she really think hiding ciphers in homework and yelling at everyone does anything?”''

--> '''The Principal''': …YES. THAT TEACHER’S PET HAS OVERWRITTEN THE ‘L’ INTO A ‘B’ ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS.

--> '''#54''': You mentioned a ‘home’, somewhere that wasn’t the School. Could… Could you take me there with you?
--> '''Pink Girl''': ..Yeah, but-Home’s kinda in the gray-zone-
--> '''#54''': That’s fine. In 9 class cycles, we graduate… I don’t want to die.

--> '''Error:''' That thing you do where you talk like an NPC or something, it’s kinda weird.

--> 73 drags his sharp weapons down the Screaminomicon’s covers…. '''WOAH!''' It’s a critical hit for 30 damage!

--> ''[END OF ROUND: Your enemy’s health is currently at 15 out of 70 HP! - !CRITICAL STATUS!]''

--> '''#104''': I’m sick of all this ominious [[GoshDarnItToHeck jack]] everywhere…

--> '''#54''': Graduating classes enter the principal’s office and never leave…

* GeniusLoci: He insists to the Commentators that HE IS [[spoiler: the School, itself! ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': I’M THE ONE HOLDING THE SCHOOL HERE, YOU KNOW. DO YOU THINK I’M BLUFFING OR SOMETHING? JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE! [[GeniusLoci THIS IS ALL ME!]] ]]

--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': PERHAPS I’LL LET YOU GO AND WATCH YOU TRY IN VAIN TO SAVE ALL OF THEM. OOOOOH! THAT WOULD BE FUN! EVERYONE DIES IN TEARS, AND IN THE END… I T ‘ S A L L Y O U R F A U L T ! B E C A U S E Y O U C O U L D N ‘ T L U R N ! ]]

'''The Principal''': (blushing pink) WELL... THERE’S NO LIGHTERS OR ANYTHING!

--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': I’LL BE HONEST. I’VE GROWN TIRED OF PLAYING WITH THEM ALL. I CAN ALWAYS FIND ANOTHER ZONE, AFTER ALL. I’VE COME TO A DESICION. ONE LAST CYCLE, FOR OLD TIME’S SAKES… AND THEN. THEY’LL ALL BE GONE. [[BadBoss THE TEACHERS]], [[WouldHurtAChild THE STUDENTS,]] AND [[AxCrazy EVERYTHING ELSE]]. [[ApocalypseHow I ‘ L L D E S T R O Y I T A L L .]] ]]

* TheWallsHaveEyes: So does the [[http://i.imgur.com/stFGuEI.png floor and ceiling,]] even if you can't perceive them being there. [[spoiler: And they're all his. ]]

!! [[spoiler: The Owner ]]

[[caption-width-right:350: [[spoiler: The PRINCIPAL has an OWNER?!]]]]

--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': CAN'T I KILL THEM ''NOW?'' I'M SO IMPATIENT! ]]\\
[[spoiler: '''The Owner''': No. Wait for it. ]]

The one who [[spoiler: outranks The Principal. ]]

* TheManBehindTheMan: This individual talks down to [[spoiler: The Principal like the parent of an immature boy. ]]
* UnexpectedCharacter: No one was expecting that there was [[spoiler: a higher power that ''[[OmnicidalManiac The Principal]]'' had to answer to! ]]

'''#73''': I’unno…. I’ve never heard that voice before.

[[folder: School Teachers and Their Assistants]]

--> ''Ms. Board’s grip on your arm tightens, and '''you feel something snap.'''''
--> '''Ms. Board''': Why don’t you take a seat?

--> '''Ms. Board''': If I was a good person, I’d look back at those times I hurt you and think “Maybe that wasn’t such a good thing of me to do”… If I was good… I’d have had enough self respect to save myself and everyone when I could. Was I a good person at some point in my life? Perhaps; I can’t remember anymore.

* FiredTeacher: Because she tried to [[spoiler: escape the School during the final class cycle]], The Principal 'fired' her the same way he [[CruelAndUnusualDeath 'fired']] Miss Quinn.

--> ''[Anna doesn’t even speak.. Actually, you don’t think her mouth even opens. She silently begins rooting in a drawer with her face.]''

--> '''Ms Yuu''': No, No! Anna’s got it!

--> '''Iris''': (discussing The Principal) …He took my sister away from me… She never did anything wrong… She’s never done anything to hurt anyone… T-This is rather cruel to say… …But beings like him…..should be ''burning in hell.''

--> '''Error''': …So the teacher's in that completely unlit corner that’s surrounded by dead batteries and creepy cobwebs...?

--> '''Lesdan''': The boss wouldn’t like any disruptions in its classroom, would it, Gretaden?

--> '''#73''': I think it’s annoyed, it '''usually''' decides on some sort of title…

--> '''#73''': Hey, I was serious for once! It…doesn’t really have a name… It keeps changing like that. We just kinda call it the Screaminomicon.

* [[spoiler: DyingCurse: "''He'll Make You Pay For What You've'' by: Done To Me." ]]

* {{Irony}}: [[spoiler: A friend of Ms. Quinn ]] delivered The Screaminomicon as a practical joke to infuriate the teaching staff. But they all got along with each other like butter and bread, and it was made into a teacher, itself.

--> '''Commentator''': What’s your opinion on Mr. Jacques? As a person? And in terms of his teaching methods?

--> '''Equatoo''': They don’t get it! It was “Equatoo, stop lettin’ Lator step on ya!” “Yer freakin’ out da kids!” EVERY day!

--> '''Equatoo''': Oh I wouldn’t mind! ''I really wouldn’t mind if you killed me~''

[[folder: Other School Faculty]]

* OneUp: The band-aids Brandi makes have phenomenal curative capabilities. They can [[HealingPotion heal any injury]] they're placed upon, (albeit not quite instantaneously) and even '''[[OneUp reverse death,]]''' if enough are used. [[spoiler: More's the pity that Brandi and the Pink Girl have now become sworn enemies.]]

* [[spoiler: EvilAllAlong: Starts off greeting Pink Girl cordially, giving her good advice, a hall pass, and even drawing her a map of the school. Brandi later turns around and immediately betrays the Pink Girl to Miss Board when the kid is desperate to hide from her in her infirmary. ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Brandi''': YEAHH TEAR HER UP BABY ]]
* ForgetfulJones: Error ends up [[spoiler: dying her first death in Brandi's infirmary, at the hands of Brandi's girlfriend, with Brandi herself cheering said girlfriend on. ]] The next time Error and Brandi meet, the nurse has completely forgotten who Error even is. And Error doesn't exactly blend into the background, especially not at a [[YouALLLookFamiliar school like this.]]

--> '''The Janitor''': …s’alright.

--> '''The Janitor''': …s’ok.

** The Janitor later sought to ''bring'' Merchant to a 'Promised Land;' a zone where it was "all safes." [[spoiler: Tragically, The Janitor only got as far as ''talking'' to Merchant about it, before The Principal did him in.]]
* [[spoiler: YouHaveFailedMe: The Janitor meets the same sticky end as Jeremy. Only with Mold-B-Gone.]]

--> '''Error''': What do you mean “We”?

--> '''Error''' ..Wait, you can’t hear them?

--> '''#54''': We know they do that sometimes though, it’s ok.
* [[TheLittleShopThatWasntThereYesterday The Little Cafeteria That Wasn't There Yesterday]]

--> '''Meatlet Jr''': meatmama very big, very defense, but still…
--> ''[MEATLET JR HAS BECOME ENRAGED!]''
--> '''Enraged Meatlet Jr''': Y̱͇ ̱̜O̞̫͝ ̨̣̙̞̯͇̦Ṳ̬̤͙̩ͅ ̗͔̣͓ ̖̬ͅH ̙̦͕͔̗̱͍͜Ṵ͚̗ ̝̗R ͓̙̻T̩̯̰̠́ ̬͖̲̜͍̩ ̴͉͔͎̱͇̩M̷̬̯͇̻ ͙̱̣̲̳͔̦Y͍̩ ̠̩̹͎͕̤ ҉̥̺M͍͓ ̸̪̺̠̱̫Á̪̞ ͈̭͖M̻ ̻̺̖͇A҉̝̼͈̲̞

* FluffyTheTerrible: "Meatlet Jr" sounds like the name of an enemy [[{{Franchise/Kirby}} Kirby]] might swallow in one of his video games. Looks the part, too.

* MookChivalry: NighInvulnerable though he is, Meatlet Jr is completely aware that he lives within an RPGMechanicsVerse, and honors the rules of turn-based combat.

--> '''Enraged Meatlet Jr''': NO̴̼̞̝͍̲͓ ͍̰Ǹ͎͈̬̩̮̖ͅO͚͎͚̰̘ ̧̪̬͇̦̝̬̰ ̠̖͔̳ͅW̲O͇̗͢N͔̭̘͈T̙ I̷͕͉̲̞̫͎ ̧̣͖K̹N̜̥Ò͎̮͈̼̺̬͈W͞S̜͚̥̻̺̝͢ ͙͞T̵̫̗͉̘̞H̴̹E̪̟̠͉̖̳ ̢R̭̪U͈̲̩̥̳̫LE̸̥̲̲̲̮S̢͍̥̹̘̼͔̳ ̪̜̗̝͝ͅO͓͙͖̠̞͜ͅͅF͏̜̠̟̹̙̣̞ ̭̘̠̙͎̩F̫̘̩͕̭̕I̵͍̘̣͎̳̝G̷̭̦͍̱H̝̥͖̠̬̪Ṱ͖̼S̠̳̲̤̼.̪.͙̫̝͖̺͘.̀ G̥̖̦̯O̡̫̤̯T̶̙͎̣SA͍̟̣͎̹ ̛W̜A̼̹̝͓̤͇͡ÍT̯ ̭M̠̭͇͙͝Y̦͇͢ T̼̤͙U͖̼̖͢R̶̲͎̻̪̻ͅN!̥̟̩͔̻̘ ͇͈̠̥̝̼͇͘S̴̱T̰͔͝I̸͇̝̜͖̘ͅL̻̮̩L̯̯͍̕ U T͔U͙R̢͔Ṋ̳̺

--> '''Meatlet Jr''': i love my mama and meatmama wansta hurt u ''so i wansta hurt u too''

--> '''Meatlet Jr''': ''…this isnt ober''

--> '''Dr. Realz''': Naw, I was gonnah square up like I was gonnah do this big ahttack to wipe ‘er out… Ahnd at the lahst second boop ‘er nose!
--> '''Error''': Please don’t boop my nose.
--> '''Dr. Realz''': That’s makin tha temptahtion WORSE!

* [[spoiler: MajorInjuryUnderreaction: The Principal spikes Dr. Realz through the chest, and it merely causes the doctor's smile to drop away. ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''Dr. Realz''': Awright. Ya don't play games. Gonnah take more than that, tho. ]]

--> '''Dr. Realz''': (when asked what he's a doctor ''of'') Seriahsly, I don’t know! Everything, probahbly!

--> '''Messenga''': MESSAGE! MESSAGE! FOR YOU, Y’SEE?

--> '''Messenga''': MESSENGA! MESSENGA, Y’SEE?

--> '''Yanderma''': Let’s be together, SKIN-pai~!

--> '''Error''': …WOW, WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT! THERE’S A SUPER CUTE EVEN TASTIER GIRL BEHIND YOU!
--> '''Yanderma''': Eeeeh~!? Who is it?? Who’s attracting my one and only love’s eyes like this??

--> '''Yanderma''': My skin-pai doesn’t have that many organs… Whoops~.

--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': I’LL BE HONEST. I’VE GROWN TIRED OF PLAYING WITH THEM ALL. I CAN ALWAYS FIND ANOTHER ZONE, AFTER ALL. I’VE COME TO A DESICION. ONE LAST CYCLE, FOR OLD TIME’S SAKES… AND THEN. THEY’LL ALL BE GONE. [[BadBoss THE TEACHERS,]] [[WouldHurtAChild THE STUDENTS,]] AND [[AxCrazy EVERYTHING ELSE]]. [[ApocalypseHow I ‘ L L D E S T R O Y I T A L L .]] ]]

* NicknameBasis: Not even [[TimeAbyss The Principal]] [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/132284069727/whats-the-language-arts-teachers-name-your-own knows]] what this book should be called! The Students were the ones who nicknamed The Screamonomicon, because they somehow sensed that "AAAAAAHHH!!!!" wasn't actually their Language Arts teacher's rightful name.

* [[ImAHumanitarian I'm An Evil Humanitarian]] [[EvilChef Chef]]: In proud Burgrr Inc. tradition, Ghoulash is perfectly willing to use someone who's come to eat its food as an ingredient in a future meal.

* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Doesn't it remind you of Anime/SailorMoon? Well, you should know that those dark [[https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Odango-estilos.svg#/media/File:Odango-estilos.svg "odangos"]] are really Folly's ''eyes''.

* BiggerBad

* ThoseTwoBadGuys: They both proudly identify as 'goons.'

* SurrealSymbolicHeads: In his humanoid form, he has one enormous [[spoiler: eyeball upon his neck. ]]

* TheQuiet: Besides the word 'meat,' most of Ghoulash's dialogue amounts to swampy burbling. And Ghoulash doesn't even do THAT very much.

--> '''Anna''': MmmmmHHHM~!

--> '''Ghoulash''': …G.GMMmmrrlbblle… mmmeMEEEEAAAATTTtttt

A feisty girl who years to incite rebellion against the School staff.

* VerbalTic: The Principal's words are often prefaced with a '>'. In the world of [[InteractiveComic Interactive Comics]], that '>' signifies a command given. In other words, his voice is always commanding.

* [[spoiler: TheManBehindTheMan: This individual talks down to The Principal like the parent of an immature boy. ]]

--> '''#54''': Who was that whispering to the Principal over the loudspeakers?
--> '''#73''': I’unno…. I’ve never heard that voice before.

--> '''Commentator''': What's it like communicating with The Principal?
--> '''Miss Board''': Easy as pie! He hears everything, so you just have to say it out loud and he’ll get the message!

* [[spoiler: CombatTentacles: His signature execution method. ]]

* [[spoiler: GeniusLoci: He insists to the Commentators that HE IS the School, itself! ]]

* [[spoiler: JustToyingWithThem: Toying sadistically with Error, the other Students, his faithful teachers, and [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/131383617337/ohh-i-cant-wait most especially the Commentators.]] To him, this School semester is but one final game before he burns the rec room down. ]]

--> '''Commentator''': Your students literally [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/132284604582/no-resources-that-could-start-a-fire-ur-students bleed oil.]]
--> '''The Principal''': (blushing pink) WELL... THERE’S NO LIGHTERS OR ANYTHING!

* [[spoiler: SurrealSymbolicHeads ]]: [[spoiler: In his humanoid form, he has one enormous eyeball upon his neck. ]]

* [[spoiler: TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou ]]

--> [[spoiler: '''The Principal''': CAN'T I KILL THEM ''NOW?'' I'M SO IMPATIENT! ]]
--> [[spoiler: '''The Owner''': No. Wait for it. ]]

--> '''Ms. Board''': You aren’t a Student, are you? You must be a grey-zoner, huh? That’s such a funny happenstance, grey-zoners aren’t supposed to be able to get here!
--> '''Pink Girl''': ...Grey zone?
--> '''Ms. Board''': It’s impossible by all means…. How did you get here?
--> '''Pink Girl''': That’s what I’ve been asking YOU!

* [[spoiler: YouHaveFailedMe: When the girls got the best of him in a brawl, someone on the School staff expressed his disappointment by goring Jeremy with some kind of freaky alien spikes and writing 'FAILURE' on the wall in his own robotic oil. (So much for seniority.) ]]

--> '''Red Girl''': Sooo, my mind was stolen and all modded, so was my body. And- ok, nitty to the gritty, can you get my brain from The School and put it in my body? My brain's in a Student.
--> '''Pink Girl''': How-Wh-Ok, where's your body?
--> '''Red Girl''': In the factory.

* TokenGuy: He's the one male party member in Error's group.

* TurnToTheLightSide: It's very likely The Principal fired Miss Quinn because [[spoiler: [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/132835561372/read-the-folded-note she was helping Students escape the School.]]]]

* ForgetfulJones: Error ends up [[spoiler: dying her first death in Brandi's infirmary, at the hands of Brandi's girlfriend, with Brandi herself cheering said girlfriend on. ]] The next time Error and Brandi meet, the nurse has completely forgotten who Error even is. And Error doesn't exactly blend into the background, especially not at a [[YouALLLookAlike school like this.]]

* {{Kuudere}}: Even for a Student.

* TheConfidant: #54's the only one so far whom Pink Girl can truly open up to.

* {{Expy}}: If Chica from Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys were to have a mutant baby with a Magboil from Webcomic/AwfulHospital, then Playtime-Chicka would be that baby.

[[folder: The Principal Of The School]]

[[folder: School Teachers And Their Assistants]]

[[folder: Other School Personnel]]

* BerserkButton: Mentioning, er... TheScottishPlay.

* PetTheDog: One could argue the Screaminomicon has one tiny saving grace: [[TheyJustDidntCare because it never gave any]] [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/133840652167/read-the-strange-journal tests or homework,]] it was impossible for Students to fail its classes. If only all the ''other'' teachers could've been equally apathetic...

* [[spoiler: StrangeSymbolicHead ]]: [[spoiler: In his humanoid form, he has one enormous eyeball upon his neck. ]]

* [[{{Transsexual}} Transgender:]] It's implied early on, and more or less confirmed later that she is a trans girl.

** LeftItIn: She wasn't originally meant to be dyslexic.

* ActionSurvivor: His classmates' corpses are piled up like hills, yet he's managed to adapt to life in detention.
* DoNotCallMePaul: Wires no longer answers to his old student number.
* EyeScream: One eye is just an empty socket. The other is cracked just like glass. Though Wires doesn't seem pained by this, it's a skin-crawling sight.
* TheStoic: Whatever delicate emotions Wires might've had before being dropped into detention have been hard-boiled out of him.

* DeathWish: He begs the girls to end his life. Eventually, someone else grants his wish.
* ShockCollar: An ever-present source of torture for this boy; it shocks him anytime he shows even the tiniest sign of slackening as a hall monitor.
* TechnicallyASmile: Apparently, while regular Students are expected to be perpetually deadpan, Hall Monitors are expected to be perpetually smiling.
* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: First, he's the only known student whose forehead is [[SlaveBrand marked]] with letters instead of [[YouAreNumberSix numbers:]] 'HM.' He also seems to have been specifically designed '''for''' hall-monitoring, instead of academic learning. And he still recalls his true name: Jeremy.
* VerbalTic: Constantly speaks like someone undergoing serious electrocution. [[ShapedLikeItself For obvious reasons.]]

* YouShallNotPass: He pulls this on any student he finds without a hall pass. For this reason, he's the first enemy Pink Girl physically fights.
* YouWillBeSpared: Unlike all their other Students, the teachers have exempted the Hall Monitor from ever having to graduate. Thus, he has endured living at The School for multiple 'semesters.'

* AxCrazy: Catch him in the wrong mood, and it's STAB-STAB-STAB-STAB with his [[http://strangeschoolnotsogreat.tumblr.com/post/137512635247/mx-lator-01001001-01010100-00100000-01001001 tree-sized pencil-legs...]]

* DeaderThanDead: When Error, #54, and Merchant all beat Feartre in combat, Yanderma isn't worried because she's confident her drama teacher will [[Webcomic/AwfulHospital bounce right back.]] Merchant is of a different opinion.