History Characters / HecksingUlumateCrconikals

* {{Badass}}: So badass he can talk underwater. Sort of. Half the time it came out as "BLURB BLURB BLURB," but the other half it was a conherant sentence. Either way, he had no problem doing this, and did it without drowning.

* {{Badass}}: He can swim from the Grand Canyon all the way over to London, so yes, he is indeed a badass.

* EasilyForgiven: And ''how''. ''For both the Millennium and Hecksing''. She outright wipes out half of the "[[CodeGeass Wild Geass]]" and gets away with it pretty much because Carl has a boner for her. Before that, she makes a horribly stupid mistake and yet the Millennium forgive her because the Doctor... well, same reason as Carl.

Character sheet for [[FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals the worst non-pornographic]] ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' fan fic in existance. '''Warning:''' As of now, most spoilers directly related to the fic itself may be unmarked. Just about the only spoilers that are marked are about which characters die, and even then a look through this page might give them away. Despite being poorly written on purpose, there are still some pretty major plot twists around.

* VerbalTic: He always replaces "you" and variants with "Jew." There are times where he doesn't, but it can be assumed that that is a mistake on either the fake-author [[TheyJustDidntCare or Pikmin Fan's]] part.

* ThoseTwoBadGuys: They seem to be partnered up ala the [[{{Naruto}} Akasuki]]: Jan and Luke (the siblings); "Card Guy" and Schrodinger (the odd ones out); Rip and Zorin (the only females); Captain and Walter (one apparently trains the other or something); and Major and Doctor (BigBad and TheDragon). Captain and Rip, two PlatonicLifePartners, were also once partnered up before the events of the fan fic.

** A flashback in chapter 5 reveals that she was the one who vampirized Alucard, since the latter needed a female to turn him. This occurred during WorldWarII, and when she was vamperized herself was unknown.

* BaseBreaker: He is one in-universe to Hecksing, or rather, he invokes this with his mind powers. Half of them (Alucard, Integra, Kamina, and Rip) can't stand him by the climax of his part of the story, while the other half believes that he is such a great guy (Cortana, Kaitana, Denise, and Walter).

A powerful vampire who hunts other vampires, as the pilot says. [[spoiler:He dies less than a third of the way into the fic.]] Sometimes he is portrayed as a "wise mentor" to Seras. He likes [[Website/{{Facebook}} Fakebook]]. [[DontExplainTheJoke (Get it? It's "Facebook," but it isn't!)]]

No relation to [[Film/MuppetsMostWanted Dominic Badguy]], at least as far as what the story shows. You can never be sure with its CrackFic roots.

* [[ClusterFBomb Cluster S Bomb]]: Her reaction upon finding out she would be partnered with Rip.
* [[spoiler:CruelAndUnusualDeath: Probably the biggest example in the fan fic. She's killed when Walter takes a huge extract of blood from Mayor Quimby, weaponizes it into a fist, a punches her face so hard that it flies right through it.]]

* [[spoiler:RedemptionEqualsDeath: Chapter 8. Along with...]]

* [[spoiler:SacrificialLamb: In the fight against Walter.]]

* [[spoiler:TheyPlottedAPerfectlyGoodWaste: She dies ''one chapter'' after joining Hecksing's forces.]]
* TheUnintelegible: Downplayed. She occasionally talks using a variety of ''Homestuck''-esque quirks, but her speech is still comprehencible. ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', on the other hand?

[[spoiler:After Alucard's death]], Integra took a trip to UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity in order to find a replacement for him. While there, she was attacked by a giant mutant [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]], but he was defeated by an unknown person, whom Integra hired as the replacement. The person turned out to be [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} the Master Chief]], who in turn would later reveal to be [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]].

* UltimateEvil: He spends most of this story and ''all'' of the spinoff ''Housestuck'' being completely unseen outside of his hologram form. And, true to a variation of the trope, he is seen just before being fought late into HUC. As for the "ultimate evil" name, well... he ''is'' a characterization of a very infamous RealLife figure, and in-story he ''is'' the overseer of about half of the villains seen in the entire ''Crconikals'' series thusfar.]]\\

* [[ElmerFuddSyndrome Elmer FLUDD Syndrome]]

[[folder:'''Spoiler Character''' -- Chapter 11]]

* [[spoiler:[[AbusiveParents Abusive Older Sibling]]: To Alucard.]]
* [[spoiler:AntiClimaxBoss: Invoked. Chapter 12 was supposed to be the big showdown between the remainder of Hecksing and him. Instead, it only lasts a little more than ten lines, and is the shortest chapter by far as he goes down by accidentally bitting Schrodinger.]]
* [[spoiler:AscendedExtra: His ''technical'' last appearance in SBIG (going by the story's starting dates) was ''Zombie Attack!'', where he was just another mook summoned by the Kanker Sisters in a blatant attempt at GodwinsLaw. He went from lineless, quickly-killed cameo to BiggerBad over just one story.]]
* [[spoiler:BigBrotherBully: Again, to Alucard. He overlaps this with AbusiveParents as he seems to be the closest thing Alucard had to a father figure, with zero mentioning of their actual parents]].
* [[spoiler:BiggerBad: While he is the final major foe Hecksing fights and the one who overlooks all of the Hitler Revival Groups, the Major is the one who comes up with most of the schemes Hecksing has to fight against.]]

* [[spoiler:ChekhovsGunman: He appears in hologram form in chapter 1, but doesn't reappear until the end of chapter 11.]]
* [[spoiler:CompositeCharacter: His backstory with Alucard is similar to Eddy's brother, with the "Al" and the superiority bits drawing from Alejandro's brother Jose (see Expy below), he has Eridan Ampora's typing style, he's an arrogant person with a sterotypical Canadian accent like Ezekiel, ''and'' he bears Orochimaru's snake theme (Orochimaru himself having yet to appear in HHC, although Naruto, Team Seven, and some of the characters from the Wave Village arc did). Kanaya ''also'' thinks he's similar to Alucard, even when all she can see of him is his hologram.]]
* [[spoiler:CriticalResearchFailure: Invoked. ''Just look at his name''.]]
* {{Expy}}: Of several people, actually. [[spoiler:[[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Eddy's brother]], [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Eridan]], [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama Ezekiel, and Jose.]]]]
* [[spoiler:GodwinsLaw: He is revealed to be behind Millennium. And to be Alucard's abuser. And to have caused World War ''One'' along with Two.]]
* [[spoiler:HijackedByGanon: Averted in ''Housestuck'': While he ''is'' Scratch's superior, his speech to Scratch at the end of chapter 17 of ''Housestuck'' imply that Scratch's actions were of his own plans, and that Hitler is simply overseeing him. In fact, aside from the Omega Drew Pickles portion, there is little to no use of the Felt being a Hitler Revival Group being done so far.]]
* [[spoiler:HoistByHisOwnPetard: He ends up getting killed by the last member of the Millennium through an accident. Also, his own life-drain skill caused that.]]
* [[spoiler:KnightOfCerebus: Downplayed.]]
** [[spoiler:He is treated more seriously than most of the other villains in-universe -- Major with his "man titties," eating a sandwhich while waiting for Hecksing to reach him, joking "Sup" to them before breaking their helicopter, said helicopter break featuring a random comparason to ''Sonic 06'', and his comical death; Doctor being DistractedByTheSexy once; Captain being... this version of Captain -- and the story kind of gets darker on his appearance, but out-universe it's hard to take a snake-man version of Hitler that talks in a really thick Canadian accent seriously.]]
** [[spoiler:Downplayed slightly less in his appearance in the end of ''Housestuck''[='=]s fifth season. He's not revealed as Hitler in that story (yet) or that he's part snake (yet), so in that context the only humorous thing about him is pretty much his accent. He also downright tells the Rainbow Crew that they are all actually pretty weak.]]
* ManBehindTheMan.

* [[spoiler:SnakePeople: He is revealed in his introduction to have became one at some point in his life. The specifics as to how and why he became a snake-person is unclear, but he's the only confirmed one in the entire ''Crconikals'' universe so far. And that's an acheivement, seeing how much weird crap exists there.]]
* UltimateEvil: He spends most of this story and ''all'' of the spinoff ''Housestuck'' so far being completely unseen outside of his hologram form. And, true to a variation of the trope, he is seen just before being fought late into HUC. As for the "ultimate evil" name, well... [[spoiler:he ''is'' a characterization of a very infamous RealLife figure, and in-story he ''is'' the overseer of about half of the villains seen in the entire ''Crconikals'' series thusfar.]]

* [[VerbalTic vverbal tooc]]: He talks oon a redicooloosly thick canadioon accoont, replooces soome vvoowwels with "oo," and doobles hoos "Vs" and "Ws," eh. The last part is notably part of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Eridan's]] typing method, to which he also talks with. (His sentences are not capitalized and he refers to characters -- notably Alucard -- by their first syllable.)
* WalkingSpoiler: ManBehindTheMan and a guy who is responsible for at least one of the character's backstories. In fact, the only details that are revealed are unspoiled because [[FirstEpisodeSpoiler they are given away in the first]] chapter or in the flashback Integra has.
* [[spoiler:WasOnceAMan: As with Alucard being a human before he seeked Rip and got transformed, he too was once a normal human being before he transformed himself into a life-draining snake man somehow.]]
* [[spoiler:TheWorfEffect: Not only is he much better than Alucard, but he also insta-kills Kamina on his first proper appearance.]]

[[spoiler:After Alucard's death]], Integra took a trip to UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity in order to find a replacement for him. While there, she was attacked by a giant mutant [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]], but he was defeated by an unknown person, whom Integra hired as the replacement. The person turned out to be [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} the Master Chief]], who in turn would later reveal to be [[Manga/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]].

[[spoiler:After Alucard's death]], Integra took a trip to UsefulNotes/NewYork in order to find a replacement for him. While there, she was attacked by a giant mutant [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]], but he was defeated by an unknown person, whom Integra hired as the replacement. The person turned out to be [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} the Master Chief]], who in turn would later reveal to be [[Manga/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]].

* InformedAttractiveness: Intentionally. Near the end of the story, it says that his naked butt would be attractive for those that like men. The problem is, [[AllThereInTheManual at least according to the Tumblr picture that accompanied the new version of the final chapter]] ([[http://great-pikmin-fan.tumblr.com/post/97700110192/day-50 here]], image has debatable worksafe-ness), Carl's butt is ''[[FanDisservice very]]'' small and shriveled, giving [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank Hill]] a run for his money. This is made obvious by how Seras and Rip have their behinds drawn with more "realistic" proportions. (But the sheer "[[MSPaint MS Painty]][[BuffySpeak ness]]", as well as the large, odd, uneven shapes, prevents it from being outright FanService.)

* DeadpanSnarker: It's not evident in his first appearance, but comes chapter 4 where he randomly referrences BugsBunny (but not [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Any_Bonds_Today the blackface one]] since it's racist), tricks Rip into taking a Nazicopter (which provides his quote), mocks Alucard's appearance, and in chapter 8 where he starts insulting Carl and the Chief.

!! Hellsing/Hecksing Organization -- ''Ulumate''-introduced Characters

[[folder:'00s-era Characters (Chapter 6)]]

Character sheet for [[FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals the worst non-pornographic]] ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'' fan fic in existance. '''Warning:''' As of now, most spoilers directly related to the fic itself may be unmarked. Just about the only spoilers that are marked are about which characters die, and even then a look through this page might give them away.

[[folder:Hellsing/Hecksing Organization]]

! ''Ulumate''-introduced Characters

* WalkingSpoiler: Ignoring the current lack of spoiler tags under her sheet, the fact that she's in the Hecksing folder should tell you something.

!! The Hecksing Guards/Wild Geese/Pikmin

!! Walter

See Millennium folder, below.

! ''Dawn''-introduced Characters

[[folder:Millennium]]

!! The Millennium in general provide examples of:

!! The Captain

->''SEND ME. I GOD FITER.''

Millennium's self-proclaimed "trump card" and good fighter. He's the Major's talkative, emotional werewolf bodyguard who tends to wear a full SS uniform. He wishes to do most, if not all, of the dirty work. [[spoiler:The Captain finally gets his wish when he is sent on the Quimby capture, but is shortly after shot and killed by the Chief.]]

[[spoiler:In the epilogue, it has been revealed that Rip turned him into a familiar and somehow got him to work for the side of Hecksing. Because this is not until the very end, however, he will be placed in the Millennium character sheet.]]

His actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers himself in CSU, HTD, and HUC, as CSU and HTD are essentially spinoffs of HUC.

* [[spoiler:AntiClimax: For Millennium's trump card, he goes down ''really'' quick.]]
* AscendedExtra: Averted when it comes to this story; played straight when you compare this to ''Carl Stevens Universe''.
* [[spoiler:BackForTheFinale: It turns out that Rip went back to the Grand Canyon between chapters 9 and 10 and drank his blood. He later reappears as a familiar in chapter 13.]]
* BreakingTheFourthWall: His "[[AnimatedActors actor]]" tells kids not to eat random mushrooms from the ground after David Haselhoff reveals that mushrooms are why he's big. Since [[spoiler:he's dead]], there are three other people in the scene, and kids likely won't be reading this in the first place, and that not eating random food in the wild is an obvious lesson, it is odd why this happens in the first place.
* TheDragon: [[DemotedToExtra Not anymore.]]
* ManChild: This version of acts very much so.
* MotorMouth: He talks a ''lot'', in complete contrast to [[TheQuietOne his canon self]].
* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: He can ''fly''. As in, he can actually take off into the air in his wolf form and fly.
* NoIndoorVoice: He almost always talks in ALL CAPS. The first time he speaks in lower case (unless you count an "accidental" turning off of caps lock in the short ShowWithinAShow in chapter 5) was not until chapter 8, his proper introduction. This was lampshaded.
* SmallNameBigEgo: A lot of talk, but little to no action.
* TheStoner: Along with Rip, before they were in the Millennium.

A mechanical device build by the Doctor. Him, Major, and Schodinger ride it at the beginning of the "Final Season."

!! [[spoiler:Hitler Badguy/"The Overseer"]]/"Bro"

->''[[spoiler:belittle? al's ALWWAYS been littel, eh!]]''

[[spoiler:Not a ''technical'' part of Millennium, as he does oversee a wide variety of "evil organizations" known as Hitler Revival Groups, but still leads the Millennium.]]

[[spoiler:As his last name implies, Hitler Badguy is a relative to Alucard -- specifically, his abusive older sibling who wanted him to grow up to become a villain like he is. Alucard, then at a young age, refused, so Hitler punched him across an ocean and into the United Kingdoms of London, where Alucard would then live out the rest of his life with Integra.]]

[[spoiler:He appears in chapter 17 of ''FanFic/HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals'' in his hologram form, first to inform Doc Scratch about his leave to the United Kingdoms of London before observing the fight he has against the Rainbow Crew shortly after. Scratch, and later the narrative, refer to him as "the Overseer," as this is supposed to keep his name a spoiler for HUC. (In case one wants to read through both ''Crconikals'' stories chronologically.) After Scratch hijacks the Crew's mecha horse, Hitler gives the Rainbow Crew a demotivational speech before vanishing.]]

!! Rip Van Winkle and Zorin Blitz

See the Hecksing folder, above.

[[folder:Other]]

!! Mayor Quimby

!! Vatican Section 666

[[folder:''Dawn''-exclusive Characters]]

For future reference (since the mermaid pair at least is confirmed to be a fic staple), the "periods" only refer to when they ''debut''.

! '30s-period Chaarcters (Chapter 1)

! '40s-period Characters (Chapter 2)

! '70s-period Characters (Chapter 3)

!! Denise and Kaitana

See the Hecksing folder above.

!! [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]]

See the Master Chief's folder.

! '80s-period Characters (Chapter 4)

!! Cortana

See the Hecksing folder above.

! '90s-period Characters (Chapter 5)

! '00s-era Characters (Chapter 6)

!! Denise

A mermaid who was looking for a house when she came across a member of a Hitler Revival Group in the '70s... who was posing as one of the ''rooms''. When Integra found out about this, she gave them the offer to join Hecksing since they might need their mermaid magic (in light of the events in the '40s). While she was about to decline, her husband gave a yes for both of them, and she chose to join in anyway (despite of how Integra rejected someone saying yes for another person) to keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't get himself killed.

* DoomedByCanon: No word ass given on them in all 13 chapters of ''Ulumate'', and there's nothing on them in the 17 chapters of ''Hurrcain'' so far. Their future does not look that good. The fact that Fan specifically said that he wanted to give her and Kaitana more sreentime in ''Dawn'' while also comparing them to [[spoiler:the ''definitely'' doomed-to-die Kamina]] really doesn't make their future look less bleak. [[spoiler:Eventually subverted, as it turns out that she simply jumped on a bus to Sparta along with Kaitana, Kamina, and Cortana]].
* GodivaHair: [[SubvertedTrope Not all the time, though,]] since her hair also follows the laws of physics.
* MsFanservice: Totally nude, all the time.
* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]: Her trying to reject Hecksing gives her vibes of being this, but it's not that evident in their first chapter.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: It's spelled "Deni'''e'''se" throughout the first half of her debut chapter, and almost consistently spelled as such. WordOfGod says that it's Denise, though, and that he's not sure if the name with an extra "E" is even a traditional name.
* ThoseTwoGuys: She and her husband are the most "ordinary" Hecksing members personality-wise.

!! Kaitana

Denise's husband, and a merman (or possibly a mer''maid'' as well, since he hasn't been called that and Integra refered to both of them as "mermaids") as well.

* MrFanservice: Totally nude, all the time.
* ThoseTwoGuys: He and his wife are the most "ordinary" Hecksing members personality-wise.

** Calling him "Al" also pisses him off.

* CursedWithAwesome: In ''Dawn'', when he gets his plant arm near the end of chapter 3.

* TankGoodness: He drives around in a tank.
* TookALevelInDumbass: he seems to be getting subjected to this in ''Dawn''.

* ReligionIsMagic: He can fly around in bibles.

* CowboyBebopAtHisComputer: In chapter 13, Rip (and the fan fic) credits the creator as Matt Groening, rather than Creator/JohnKricfalusi. Odd, since the clip in the same chapter shows knowledge of John K's "never use the same expression twice" standard. Also odd, because this is Rip we're talking about, who is the fan fic's [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]] to the extent that she knows more than the faux-alter ego writing the story.

* DoomedByCanon: [[spoiler:He's a familiar of the now-dead Alucard, meaning tht reappearing outside of a ghost form is rare]].

* DoomedByCanon: [[spoiler:Alucard ate her. Alucard would later get blown up in 2011. So the chances of her returning as a familiar might not be ''impossible'' (thanks to Rip's de-familiarizing machine), but they're unlikely]].

* DoomedByCanon: No word is given on them in all 13 chapters of ''Ulumate'', and there's nothing on them in the 17 chapters of ''Hurrcain'' so far. Their future does not look that good. The fact that Fan specifically said that he wanted to give her and Kaitana more sreentime in ''Dawn'' while also comparing them to [[spoiler:the ''definitely'' doomed-to-die Kamina]] really doesn't make their future look less bleak.

* InformedSkill: Integra said that she and Kaitana might offer water-related magic on their journey. But they have not done this so far in their appearance, and the only magic they did involved turning into fish.

* ThongOfSheilding: Yes, but probably only because it's an excuse to say she has an outfit on when she's supposed to while still exposing her ass. And it gets see-through anyway. The fic point-blank says her naked butt it visible and uncensored in the end, even though it could very well say her hair covers it.

* TheUnfought: Subverted. While Alucard never fights her (although she ''does'' meet him in the past to vampirize him) thanks to a last-second move by Jan, she later joins Zorin to assault the Hecksing manor.

** She and ''possibly'' [[spoiler:Kamina]] are the only characters who were members of Hecksing to lack any kind of powers. Alucard, Seras, Rip, and Zorin are vampires, Carl's a ''Martian'' vampire, Walter [[spoiler:is an angel]], and Denise and Kaitana from ''Dawn'' are mermaids.

!! Master Chief/[[spoiler:Kamina]]

[[spoiler:After Alucard's death]], Integra took a trip to UsefulNotes/NewYork in order to find a replacement for him. While there, she was attacked by a giant mutant [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Homer Simpson]], but he was defeated by an unknown person, whom Integra hired as the replacement. The person turned out to be [[VideoGame/{{Halo}} the Master Chief]], who in turn would later reveal to be [[spoiler:[[Manga/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Kamina]]]].

* TheCameo: The reveal of him as [[spoiler:Kamina.]]

-->'''Carl:''' [[spoiler:KAMINA]] GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OVER HER IN YOUR CRAFT WHAT THE HECK WAS YOU THINKING SERCHING FOR A TELEPORTER?!
* FlatCharacter: As the "Master Chief," he has next to no characterization aside from being a generic party dude at one scene. (Which provides the page quote.) [[spoiler:He doesn't really get anything as Kamina, either.]]

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He has a pretty long, entire chapter dedicated to fighting him. While Doctor and [[spoiler:Hitler]] also get a chapter to themselves, Doctor is assisted with the Titan Mecha and [[spoiler:Hitler goes down in the shortest chapter in GPF history.]] He can put up with Carl, Rip, Seras, ''and'' the Chief/[[spoiler:Kamina]] easily, being able to dodge exploding bullets and do backflips. Finally, he has a pretty impresive arsonal.

[[spoiler:See the Master Chief's folder.]]

* DoomedByCanon: No word is given on them in all 13 chapters of ''Ulumate'', and there's nothing on them in the 17 chapters of ''Hurrcain'' so far. Their future does not look that good.

* SpellMyNameWithAnS: It's spelled "Deni'''e'''se" throughout the first half of her debut chapter, and almost consistently spelled as such. In fact, there's no clear word on how her actual name is supposed to be spelt yet.

* BadassNormal: She's able to fend off against ''Zorin and Rip'', the former being one of the Millennium's most ellete members and the latter being a "secret weapon" charmer. Oh, and she fights the two ''at the same time''. ''While driving''. Then she attempts to kill Giant Mutant Homer, but this fails.

Her actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers herself in both CSU and HUC, as CSU is essentially a spinoff of HUC.

His actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers himself in both CSU and HUC, as CSU is essentially a spinoff of HUC.

Her actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers herself in both CSU and HUC, as CSU is essentially a spinoff of HUC.

His actions done exclusively in ''FanFic/CarlStevensUniverse'' go on [[Characters/CarlStevensUniverse that page.]] This covers himself in both CSU and HUC, as CSU is essentially a spinoff of HUC.

!! [[spoiler:Hitler Badguy/"The Overseer"]]

[[spoiler:Not a ''technical'' part of Millennium, as he does oversee a wide variety of "evil organizations," but still leads the Millennium.]]

A powerful vampire who hunts other vampires, as the pilot says. [[spoiler:He dies less than a third of the way into the fic.]] Sometimes he is portrayed as a "wise mentor" to Seras. He likes [[{{Facebook}} Fakebook]]. [[DontExplainTheJoke (Get it? It's "Facebook," but it isn't!)]]

* OlderThanTheyLook: A flashback in chapter 5 reveals that she was the one who vampirized Alucard, since the latter needed a female to turn him. This occurred during WorldWarII, and when she was vamperized herself was unknown.

%% * '''SelfFanservice''': [[invoked]]Parodied.
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* '''SelfFanservice''': [[invoked]]Parodied.

* WetSariScene: [[OnceASeason Four times.]] One with ''blood'', no less.

* [[spoiler:BiggerBad: While he is the final major foe Hecksing fights, the Major is the one who comes up with most of the schemes Hecksing has to fight against.]]

Ten (that's right, not twelve) people who have observed the trial in chapter 9, and ran away after Lawyer Guy began attacking Hecksing. They are confirmed to have a role in ''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'', and John and Jade are already central protagonists. Consisting of [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} John, Jade,]] [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Ed, Eddy, (Edd notably being absent)]] [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic,]] [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Cartman,]] [[Franchise/MegaMan Megaman,]] [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Naruto,]] [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Ichigo, (refered to as "Bleach")]] and [[Manga/OnePiece Luffy. ("Monkey.")]]

* RedShirtArmy: While the Pikmin ''do'' have their entire numbers remain alive (likely thanks to the Onions giving potential to near-infinite numbers of them, or at least a much faster method of reproduction), the Geese and the guards have no such luck.

* WakeUpCallBoss: While Jan [[spoiler:showed that sending Alucard after things isn't always a good idea]], she and Zorin are the first villains that Hecksing actually struggles with fighting. Between Walter, the Titan Mech/Doctor, Major, and [[spoiler:Hitler]], every major villain they face bar [[AntiClimax Captain]] just gets tougher for them and requires more strategy.

* AuthorityEqualsAsskicking: He has a pretty long, entire chapter dedicated to fighting him. While Doctor and [[spoiler:Hitler]] also get a chapter to themselves, Doctor is assisted with the Titan Mech and [[spoiler:Hitler goes down in the shortest chapter in GPF history.]] He can put up with Carl, Rip, Seras, ''and'' the Chief/[[spoiler:Kamina]] easily, being able to dodge exploding bullets and do backflips. Finally, he has a pretty impresive arsonal.

* BackForTheDead: He regenerates as a fallen angel, only to get ran over by Integra almost immediately after.

!! Schrodinger/Cat Boy

* BewareTheSillyOnes: Hello there, [[spoiler:the only Millennium member who doesn't betray them that managed to outlive Major!]]

* BackForTheDead: See "Card Guy."

* BackForTheDead: See Card Guy.

* ImprobableWeaponUser: Champion out of them all, his is a guitar that shoots deadly sound waves.

* WhatCouldHaveBeen: The author had planned on [[spoiler:actually sparing her until the end of the fan fic. Then he planned on having Seras drink her blood and summon her as a familiar in the final chapter. A deleted scene of her role in the battle was even revealed in said chapter. Neither of these happened, and when she died, she stayed dead. A brief comment from the Captain hand-waved that the Millennium destroyed her body as she died close to their headquarters and they didn't want her to be absorbed by any of Hecksing's forces.]]

* WhatCouldHaveBeen: They were originally not going to be called "Millennium" in this fic, just "The Nazis." Oddly, they're rarely refered to as Nazis.

* [[spoiler:KnightOfCerebus: Downplayed. He is treated more seriously than most of the other villains in-universe -- Major with his "man titties," eating a sandwhich while waiting for Hecksing to reach him, joking "Sup" to them before breaking their helicopter, said helicopter break featuring a random comparason to ''Sonic 06'', and his comical death; Doctor being DistractedByTheSexy once; Captain being... this version of Captain -- and the story kind of gets darker on his appearance, but out-universe it's hard to take a snake-man version of Hitler that talks in a really thick Canadian accent seriously.]]