When I saw Tentacolino, I thought it was the worst non-mockbuster movie ever. Then when I saw The Christmas Tree, I thought it about competed. Then I saw Rapsittie Street Kids, which was a little worse than either, but the others still came close.
Then this movie came along and blew all three out of the water.
This movie is unbelievably bad in every single aspect. Rapsittie Street Kids had its worst element in its animation, with slow, uncanny movements, creepy and lifeless expressions, and incredible cheapness throughout. Yet somehow, this movie is even worse. The backgrounds are actually lower-quality than those of Rapsittie, being mostly featureless deserts. The character designs are extremely awkward and uncanny, especially considering their nakedness. Characters also clip into each other all the time, and most of them have the exact same model.
The story basically rips off the Bible, but there are some weird parts it makes up that have no sense. Most notable among them was the weird demon head coming out to attack Joshua in the ending, presumably just to show the kid had gotten some experience from the whole adventure. It doesn’t even do that right, as the demon just awkwardly flies into the wall and dies.
The voice acting is also unbelievably bad. Not only are the lines bland, but they’re delivered in such a strange monotone, especially from the title character (though Moses’ “No.. NOOOO!” was about as bad.) It’s also rather poorly edited, though not to the same extent as The Christmas Tree.
This movie is an insult to all Christian entertainment and I cannot think of a single non-mockbuster or even most mockbusters worse than this blight upon humanity.
WesternAnimation About as bad as you can get and still be called a movie.
When I saw Tentacolino, I thought it was the worst non-mockbuster movie ever. Then when I saw The Christmas Tree, I thought it about competed. Then I saw Rapsittie Street Kids, which was a little worse than either, but the others still came close.
Then this movie came along and blew all three out of the water.
This movie is unbelievably bad in every single aspect. Rapsittie Street Kids had its worst element in its animation, with slow, uncanny movements, creepy and lifeless expressions, and incredible cheapness throughout. Yet somehow, this movie is even worse. The backgrounds are actually lower-quality than those of Rapsittie, being mostly featureless deserts. The character designs are extremely awkward and uncanny, especially considering their nakedness. Characters also clip into each other all the time, and most of them have the exact same model.
The story basically rips off the Bible, but there are some weird parts it makes up that have no sense. Most notable among them was the weird demon head coming out to attack Joshua in the ending, presumably just to show the kid had gotten some experience from the whole adventure. It doesn’t even do that right, as the demon just awkwardly flies into the wall and dies.
The voice acting is also unbelievably bad. Not only are the lines bland, but they’re delivered in such a strange monotone, especially from the title character (though Moses’ “No.. NOOOO!” was about as bad.) It’s also rather poorly edited, though not to the same extent as The Christmas Tree.
This movie is an insult to all Christian entertainment and I cannot think of a single non-mockbuster or even most mockbusters worse than this blight upon humanity.