I'm sad to say I made it about 2/3 of the way through the film before being overcome with rage and switching it off. If a medieval aristocrat witnessed a band of flea-ridden pirates carousing in a tavern, guzzling vile beer and screwing diseased prostitutes, he might feel a similar violation of sensibility as I did watching this. The only aspect of this film that might be described as mildly amusing is the detached consideration of my comically exaggerated reaction to it. I'd ask you all to pray for me that I have the strength to recover from this ordeal, but the existence of Epic Movie seems definitive proof that God is dead.
You might insist I'm exaggerating, to which I'd respond, "Slightly".
Film I'm Upset
I'm sad to say I made it about 2/3 of the way through the film before being overcome with rage and switching it off. If a medieval aristocrat witnessed a band of flea-ridden pirates carousing in a tavern, guzzling vile beer and screwing diseased prostitutes, he might feel a similar violation of sensibility as I did watching this. The only aspect of this film that might be described as mildly amusing is the detached consideration of my comically exaggerated reaction to it. I'd ask you all to pray for me that I have the strength to recover from this ordeal, but the existence of Epic Movie seems definitive proof that God is dead.
You might insist I'm exaggerating, to which I'd respond, "Slightly".
My rating is Vile out of 10.