Soldier #1:[cocks gun] "Do not do this." Soldier #2: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" [holding a plate of cheeses] Soldier #1: "This is some bullshit." Soldier #2: "You know how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses. HELP ME!" Soldier #1: "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do!" Soldier #2: "Yeah, I know. Let's make this a [bleep]ing competition." Soldier #1: "All right, but you need to control yourself." Soldier #2: "[bleep] YOU! I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"
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. The entry either needs to be re-worked for a different trope or left off entirely.
Soldier #2: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME! LOOK AT THE VARIETY!" [holding a plate of cheeses]
Soldier #1: "This is some bullshit."
Soldier #2: "You know how I get when I'm around assorted cheeses. HELP ME!"
Soldier #1: "The only way to help you is to eat all the cheeses before you do!"
Soldier #2: "Yeah, I know. Let's make this a [bleep]ing competition."
Soldier #1: "All right, but you need to control yourself."
Soldier #2: "[bleep] YOU! I'M ALWAYS IN CONTROL!"