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There is one more hilarious breed of \
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There is one more hilarious breed of \\\"Harley people\\\" called RUB (rich urban biker).
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, tattooing that doughboy, \\\"jelly-belly\\\" body with scary cartoons, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, getting his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and congregating with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, tattooing that doughboy, \\\"jelly-belly\\\" body with scary cartoons, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, getting his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and congregating with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
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There is one more hilarious breed of \
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There is one more hilarious breed of \\\"Harley people\\\" called RUB (rich urban biker).
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, tattooing that doughboy, \\\"jelly-belly\\\" body with scary cartoons, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, get his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and go congregate with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, tattooing that doughboy, \\\"jelly-belly\\\" body with scary cartoons, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, get his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and go congregate with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
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There is one more hilarious breed of \
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There is one more hilarious breed of \\\"Harley people\\\" called RUB (rich urban biker).
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, get his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and go congregate with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, get his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and go congregate with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
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There is one more hilarious breed of \
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There is one more hilarious breed of \\\"Harley people\\\" called RUB (rich urban biker).
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, get his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and go congregate with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
I ride off-road and sport bikes myself and choose to amuse myself watching RUBs (compliments of bad economy many of them disappeared in the past 2-3 years).
In brief, RUB is a freshly new \\\"out of the box\\\" motorcycle owner (I would not call them riders) who made some cash on stock market, real estate, corporate job or simply inherited money. This clumsy urban dude has never ridden a dirt bike like most of us, suburban or rural California kids, not even a bicycle! And suddenly midlife crisis surges serious adrenaline rush into his brain. Some buy Porsche, some start pretending they are \\\"bad boys\\\" by buying either Harley or 30K plus custom chopper, taking a crash beginners course at local motorcycle safety foundation training facility, get his boob-jobbed wife on the back seat and go congregate with 50 other insufficient riders, all HOG members (it\\\'s an abbreviation for totally legally approved, politically correct, non-violent, national Harley Owners Group) in some local famous upscale martini clubs. 3 out of 4 go down in the first month or two..... sad.
As old-timers hard core hells angels become funny old men and die out, the new breeds of bikers are taking over.
Some, including me, prefer to stay off-road or ride sport bike on a race track.
