Because I don't value my sanity highly enough, let's liveblog Sonichu

We can only hope. Although Chris would NOT fare well in prision

Haha, it's been a week or two since Chris was last spotted, and for him that qualifies as "being away for a while."

What's this I hear about a dog and his balls?

The dog cannot be deprived of its two balls.

Actually, Chris was sighted today at a Friday after Five event in Charlottesville, VA. A video of him was taken by a participant of the event here. He was seen wearing a shirt with te words ‘I Love Vagina’ on it along with his manbra and a Pokewalker.

Clearly, this person (for reasons already obvious, I refuse to use the word "man") has no "self-delusion" filter.

SCRAP THAT: HE WAS WEARING JUST HIS MANBRA(which says 'I want women')

edited 18th Jun '10 7:31:43 PM by i-kun

No no...I think it really says "I want people to ignore the fact that I'm too creepy to get women".

jesus christ! Those...Those breast! they are fucking huge!

jesus what is wrong with this guy

WHY? WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT WHERE I CAN SEE IT?

CANNOT UNSEE! CANNOT UINSEEEEEE!

BUST SIZE 43 GODDAMN

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Fridays_After_Five

Link not safe for life, reality, or stomach.

EDIT: If you know anyone from the Charlottsville area, please tell them to look out for and document the sightings of the Gay Trucker near them. If anyone reading this lives in the area, then go to Fridays After Five, okay? Take lots of pics, too.

edited 18th Jun '10 10:58:39 PM by i-kun

Oh, God. Not only will I not sleep tonight, but I feel guilty for liking Pokemon now.

You think you feel bad? I like Sonic and Pokemon.

He's not cool enough to be a credible gay trucker. For one thing, the muscle bra. For another, he doesn't have a beard, just a patchy coat of stubble reaching down to his neck. For yet another, he's badly out of shape. And finally, you can see the blue of his DSi gaudily poking out of his vest.

edited 19th Jun '10 10:05:17 AM by NitztheBloody

Also, I'm starting to have frightening thoughts as to what he was saying to that little girl.

lets just hope that she was just passing and was in the middle of the shot.

Like I said before, this is really an example of Chris simultaneously trying way too hard, but at the same time not trying hard enough to attract women.

No. This is an example of Chris being oblivious to moral norms. Also, if any of you happens to live or pass by the Charlottesville area stay on the lookout for him, ad if you see him take pics.

Moral norms, not so much.

Social norms, on the other hand...

How long till Chris gets in the sex offender registry.

Hey guys, here's DA UPDATE!

So, y'all know about the Friday after Five shit, right? Well, some secret dox authored by the BIG man himself have been found. It's just the usual shit; troll, Internet, staying away from it, living a True and Honest real life, etc.

Apparently, he believes the trolls have people following him. Could this be related to the Fa F pics? only time will tell

Stay tuned!

That's arguably true. Most of his antics have been learned of through the Internet, his comics, and his videos. Now he's out in Real Life again, we're STILL lurking and watching him.

I don't sympathize (that part of me is dead), but I can kinda see what he means by that.

He IS making a jackass of himself in public, and some CWC trolls live near him... simultaneously I hope nobody crosses the "dig up Patti" line and breaks some serious laws in an attempt to troll Chris. T'ain't worth jail time to mock somebody.

As it happens, someone once seriously suggested "digging up Patti" among other gruesome and unlikely tactics. Apparently some trolls are interested in out-performing Chris in stupidity.

He Who Fights Monsters. That is all.