ITT: We are our avatars.

You want Sonic's balls, Tails. Give up.

So, what about the giant spiders?

Sh-shut up!

I'm just saying it's unhealthy to deny your feelings. And if you aren't gay, go out and fuck a bitch.

For fuck's sake, man.

Yes, he's a bit ornery after his Transformation Trauma.

-The thing has devoured enough spidersoul to sustain itself in our universe for now. It looks around for something to enterain itself with.-

OK guys, there should be a switch on top of that high platform. It'll open the door to an opera stage which I have no idea why it's there. The climbing gear you have should come in handy.

Platform? What? We're doing what?

Look at that carving shaped like me. Then look above it, and you'll find the platform. I honestly don't know how that statue got here.

We need to get through the temple to get a force gem that will make it easier to go defeat the demon king that is possesing Zelda's body.

I'll fly up there to hit the switch.

{does so}

[Flies up to the platform. Well, not flying, specifically. Displacing himself in time and space.]

...And then?

Now, you should see a door opening. Go in, it's an opera stage. There are unbelievably strong enemies watching the stage. Theres 2 routes to open the next door: Kill all the monsters, or entertain them.

Can I send them to Zalgo's dimension?

If that kills them, yes.

I'm not very good at entertaining, and I doubt I could kill all of them. Anyone good at killing or entertaining?

I'm rather good at killing.

I can provide a "distraction"... in the form of their darkest nightmares.

Is there a bounty on their heads?

^^ But would they be entertained?

^ No, but they usually drop rupees or something like that.

Hold on guys, I'm rolling towards the temple! I know I'll get loose and help you guys. I can both kill AND entertain with a katamari! Because my father will turn it to star dust, killing the things inside if I want it to.

-You could say killing stuff is what this thing does. I'm also getting tired of narrating for it. OW! No, please don't take my soul...! Okay, I'll keep narrating, Jeez!-

They drop money when they die? That's convenient.

I'm just going to hide in a corner of the room while two Eldritch Abominations, a bounty hunter, and the Prince of all Cosmos kill the monsters.

Pass the Popcorn.

I'm not sure how entertaining I am. I mean, I've been told I'm an OK singer but I don't think it'd help.

So yeah, kill 'em.

[Absorbs the monsters into his own meta-physical mass, absorbing their power and subjecting them to an eternity of torture.]

Let's roll.

Nightmarechu used Mind Sodomize on Generic monster 1!