Eisenhart: ~starts walking~
"...is this nice lady a friend of you?"
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Igno "Yep. Not even joking."
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Igno: Why didn't you just look for a place that's easier to find? 
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Igno *Gives her a look one might give someone who just asked a wino why he doesn't just go on home* "...Because I'm looking for Mister Scratch's Alehouse, right now. Not any other pub, Mister Scratch's Alehouse."
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: -to Eisenhart- Not really. Don't know her.
-to the foxgirl- Hey.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Eisenhart: "Well then, it seems we have met a new companion!" 
Igno: What's so special about it? 
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Igno *Digs his right hand into a jacket pocket, and pulls out a tightly-folded bit of parchment* "'Cause it's the next one on my list!"
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Igno: ... The list. Uh-huh.
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: Guess so.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: "What? Something wrong with having a list?"
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Igno: ... What the hell is that list about?
Real Wild Child
(Tira just glances at the list over Zeke's shoulder)
One Nation Under WiFi
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Tira *The list is still folded up, held between two fingers*
@Igno "Pubs. "
Eisenhart: ~heads to the cafe from yesterday and enters~
Military Grade Shitposter
Cafe
-And so Mitch enters the cafe-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Igno: ... Wait, you're going through all the pubs on the list, really?
Eisenhart: ~sits down and orders beer for himself and Mitch, deciding to let unnamed fox girl order whatever she wants~
"So, Friend, tell me your tale."
Lights, Camera, Action!
-*Longram could find a Sparty character?*
Military Grade Shitposter
-Let's say Longram finds...-
-*spins wheel*-
-...Chris-
Cafe
-And so Mitch tells the story of the Monster Hunter plot-
-but more specifically, they time they deathmurdered Alatreon-
edited 14th Jun '14 11:07:07 AM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
A stick is a terrible thing to wield
Zeke: @Igno "All the pubs on this list, yes." *Still grinning*
Ah, I can teach you the tricks of the trade. The tricky trades. I'm a trick trader, trading tricks and tricking...what was I talking about?
Eisenhart: "Incredible!" 
Military Grade Shitposter
Mitch: Yep.
To be honest, for a while I didn't think I was gonna make it. You need air to live, and space has none.
So as it was leaking from the suit I thought the moon'd be my grave.
Turns out I was wrong.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Eisenhart: "Ah, yes, a problem my people know just all too well..." 
Tira (re:Zeke): Yeah, anyway, what I mean is: always look on the bright side of life. ^^
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