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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#667301: Jul 2nd 2012 at 12:57:27 PM

-And with that, Mitch walks over and deposits some local currency with a note: "Payment for admission"-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667302: Jul 2nd 2012 at 12:59:18 PM

-Box is unlocked. There's all sorts of explosive weapons inside...and some novelty ones, like apples and teddy bears(?)-


Vivian: @Kris What you thinking about?

-Is getting a drink-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#667303: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:00:22 PM

Mitch: ...what the hell is an apple doing in here? -grabs a bazooka, a grenade launcher, and the teddy bear-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667304: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:01:34 PM

Kris: Wondering what I should do now...

-He looks towards the VIP room, then around the club.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667305: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:02:59 PM

Vivian: Could dance...Get a drink...start a fight...

Not that I advocate that last one.

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667307: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:05:11 PM

Kris: I'm not the kind of guy who starts fights...

-He gets a drink for himself, considering going to the VIP room.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667308: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:07:28 PM

-The junkyard is open due to the guy who was inside it having left to grab that free cash. The inside has a ton of bullseyes, targets, and cardboard cutouts in addition to all the junk. It's like some sort of shooting gallery-


Vivian: Good.

edited 2nd Jul '12 1:07:40 PM by Raidouthe21st

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#667309: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:08:19 PM

Chuck: ~Throws the apple at a target~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667310: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:12:01 PM

-The apple hits the target...causing both to explode. A scoreboard nearby lights up, telling Chuck he just got 500 points for "Dunking Booth Achievement"-

edited 2nd Jul '12 1:15:44 PM by Raidouthe21st

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gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667311: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:14:37 PM

-Kris sips his drink, turning his attention to some of the babes in the club.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#667312: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:18:20 PM

Chuck: "...coooool." evil grin

~takes some regular, oldfashioned grenades from the box and begins chucking them at the cardboard cutouts~

~...without pulling the rings~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#667313: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:19:02 PM

Mitch: -underhanded tosses the teddy bear at a target-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667314: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:22:49 PM

-There's a loooootta succubi and catgirls in this club...and a few alraunes-


- The grenades hit the targets and...sit there...until the teddy bear hits a target hard enough to cause it to fall onto a car, which makes said car fall onto the grenades...and makes an explosion hard enough to propel the somehow indestructible teddy bear into space from the force. The scoreboard just lights up with 2000 points and a "Cosmonaut Lover Achievement"-

edited 2nd Jul '12 1:23:54 PM by Raidouthe21st

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#667316: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:24:23 PM

Mitch: -laughs in disbelief. He then contorts, heaving the grenade launcher under his leg, and fires at a tank-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#667317: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:28:41 PM

Chuck: ~takes a blast-glove and begins punching walls~

gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667318: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:29:17 PM

-Kris takes his drink, and walks over to one of the succubi.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667319: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:31:16 PM

-Destroying the tank in the normal way with said grenade launcher...only nets Mitch about a 100 points. The wall punching itself earns about 50 points for each wall destroyed, but a wall collapses onto a few cardboard cutouts, earning 250 points and a "Weight of the World" achievement-


-The succubus looks at Kris and smiles-

Succubus: Hey there, handsome. <3

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gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667320: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:34:27 PM

Kris: Um, hey...

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667321: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:35:00 PM

Succubus: You come here for a little party~?

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#667322: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:35:29 PM

Chuck: ~looks at the Scoreboard~

(@Mitch)Chuck: "...alright. Mitch? We need to pull something awesome." evil grin

gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667323: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:36:19 PM

Kris: Yeah...

-He glances towards the VIP room that has the box in it.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#667324: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:37:06 PM

Succubus: Oh, you lookin' to get into the boss's room, little guy? wink

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gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#667325: Jul 2nd 2012 at 1:38:22 PM

Kris: ...Y-yeah...

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...

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