Enter the Arena as Your Avatar (v3)

-A New Challenger!-

-KILL THE NEW CHALLENGER-

-TEN THOUSAND FLYING PEWS COMINATCHA-

EDIT: Meanwhile, the radio's playing White Wedding. :/ It's a rock song, but still; I shoulda just put my ass-kickin' playlist on instead.

edited 8th Sep '13 2:45:11 PM by Knowlessman

Aw, shit, DROP THE ATTACK!

wait

this is incredibly stupid

BUT WE'RE DOING IT

WE'RE MAKING THIS HAPPEN

Kite starts jumping on the Pews, making his way to Mewtwo

appropriate

Okay, in retrospect, attacking the pillar was kinda dumb.

Ivysaur runs in a semicircle away from the falling pillar to dodge it.

Once the pillar has fallen, she starts throwing bricks at crona.

edited 8th Sep '13 2:45:51 PM by thatonedude

-Mimics Kite's actions since he's confident he can do it too-

-Charges at Ivysaur, slicing bricks out of the air as he goes-

-Spinning Double Demon Sword Attack!-

Execute Operation: The Same Damn Thing He Does Every Friggin' Time!

-Grabs some more pews and sets them spinning around it as a shield-

-Readies two Shadow Balls-

Kite then does a much stronger leap (awkward wording) into the air, above Mewtwo, and fires off Data Drain.

-Follows up Kite's Data Drain by diving in to try and stab Mewtwo-

Ivysaur dashes away from crona while launching a hail of seeds at him and throwing bricks at the same.

edited 8th Sep '13 3:08:18 PM by thatonedude

-Fires one Shadow Ball at the Data Drain, and the other at Kite directly-

-Floats backward to dodge Dirk, but is still grazed-

HP: 9/50.

-Blockblockblockblock clonk, clonk-

-"Ragnarok, Screech Beta!"-

-Like the earlier Screech, only as a Sword Beam along the ground-

-Still coming-

HP: 5/25. BB: 0/15.

The Data Drain will likely pierce the Shadow Ball I remember mentioning it's like a sort of laser, but if not, bleh

The shadow ball connects, though, and sends him sprawling. Whether the Data Drain connects or not, well, is up to KNOWLESS

Ivysaur turns to dodge the beam and keeps running.

She continues launching seeds at crona and starts placing pieces of rubble and broken pews in his path.

-Quickly makes haste for a wall with which to run up and jump off of to try and get Mewtwo, trying to get past the pew barrier to tackle him out of the sky-

edited 8th Sep '13 3:34:40 PM by Rivux

-Is health-halved and everything'd, and then tackled-

HP: 5 (Halved it rounding up; that is what Data Drain does, right?). :/

-Le JUMP-

-Double Demon Sword Overhead Smash!-

If anything, I expected Mewtwo to outlive Crona, even after giving him Soul Edge.

Could I get a bit of help here, I appear to be in a spot of trouble.

Ivysaur Tries using a half pew as a shield in the hopes of slowing crona enough to get away.

As per usual, she continues with the bullet seed, at least until her barrier is in the way.

edited 8th Sep '13 3:52:58 PM by thatonedude

Mhm

-gets up, and braces himself-

-Firmly latched onto Mewtwo, he tries to stab him through now-

-Is too paralyzed, asleep, and confused to do anything about it-

-Is therefore burned, poisoned, and stabbed to death-

HP: -9999/50.

-Both swords get stuck in the pew-

-Crona pulls them up, pulling the pew with them, and it gets dislodged, falling behind him-

-Same Again!-

Ivysaur runs away while crona is dislodging his swords.

Ivysaur Tries the previously successful tactic of brickthrowing.

edited 8th Sep '13 4:20:54 PM by thatonedude

Hoo... If there were any Pokemon enthusiasts left they'd be pretty pissed.

-Speaking of, Dirk looks around for Ivysaur and finds her dealing with Crona-

-He dashes off and tries to drop kick him in an effort to stop him-

True, one cannot normally stack status effects in Pokemon, but nor can one normally hit a flying-type Pokemon with a ground-type move, or a Pokemon using Fly with anything at all. Thankfully, we have moves like Mind Reader and Whatever-the-thing-is-that-grounds-flying-types.

Rules are meant to be contradicted; otherwise, Status Quo Is God, and nothing can ever happen. The best games have loopholes all over the friggin' place and still manage to be balanced overall.

-Clonked-

-Dynamic Entry'd into a pillar-

-Dead-

HP: 0/25. BB: 0/15.

Loots incoming.