Time and Space with a Side of Salad

??? Zone

   Silver, she's a cavewoman, if you don't understand her, she basically said that she wants to eat us and the raccoon...and that there is a baby screaming...and that there might be a monster around here...   , Shadow explained to Silver. "Wait, she wants to eat us?!", Silver said, shocked.    Well, of course she won't, I'd probably eliminate her before she'd touch me...   , he said cockily, smirking.

As the cloaked woman asked about the bike, Shadow said:   It's a motorbike   

   I agree   , he replied to the man with a rifle,   I do not want to waste time anymore...we need to get going...   , he said coldly to the group.

Edited by Theyja on Nov 21st 2018 at 2:53:57 PM

"Well, thanks anyway." Trunks sighs as the robot and black hedgehog answer him. It seemed the hedgehog seemed annoyed,if the veins slightly popping out of his head meant anything.

And then a cavewoman jumped out of a egg-shapped machine. And... Did she really just ask if she could the hedgehogs and the raccoon? Why-

And then a cloaked woman appreared, stated that she was leaving... Then she didn't. Then she asked asked one of the girls in the group if she was a time traveler and if she had something called 'Elder's Blood'. O... Kay then.

"She's not the-" Trunks began, only for a many with a rifle to interrupt him, trying to calm the gathering crowd, along with finding whatever is crying. Trunks slowly lands back onto the ground. "I can go find whatever's crying now, if guys want."

??? Zone

   "Hm? You can?"   , Shadow asked.

"I believe we should all go together...", Silver suggested.

Well, besides the cavewoman and the unnerving sorceress, Silver thinks that these fellows look fine. But now, they need to go the source of the wails, and fine out why did they end up in this place.

It may be because someone wanted them here. It might be someone with good intentions. Or bad ones.

Silver even wonders if they will ever return to their..."world"?...

Oh well, only time will tell.

Edited by Theyja on Nov 21st 2018 at 3:08:09 PM

Segami- Here

"I suppose that would make sense...I mean it doesn't, but I can roll along with it." The girl shrugged at the hedgehogs. She then kinda just stared at the cavewoman. Did they have time-traveling technology back then?

"Yeah, time traveler. I, as well as my partner here," she motioned the female hunter to the bike, "are time travelers. Name's Hatsumi Sega, most people call me "Segami". As for Elder Blood... I don't think so? I don't actually remember, but the term's never came up. Also, yeah, that's a motorcycle. Or motorbike, or whatever you want to call it. I call it a crap bike, but it's the only thing we have to travel through time. Don't mind the ugly color...And please don't say "mount", you're only going to encourage it."

The rifleman did have a point. They aren't going to get much of anywhere if they just stood around. Giving a wave back to the teenage girl that entered their group, she looked to the rest of her crew, hoping they're finishing up if they haven't already.

Edited by Boomer75 on Nov 21st 2018 at 9:48:40 AM

Larry - Time Traveling Weirdos

Apparently, the two Hedgehogs were named Silver and Shadow. Shadow sounds like it came from one of those novels about a guy who gets wrapped up in lives of old mythological figures trying to cope with the modern world. It's a good read, but Larry forgot the title for some odd reason.

“It's nice to meet you both.”

In his words, Doraemon says that 2112 AD's filled with “Sleek shiny buildings and a gadget for just about everything”. Larry thinks that's similar to 1 Million AD. Guess things stay the same when they change all of the time. He asks Larry about 1 Million AD.

“What's 1 Million AD like, you ask?”, Larry replies with a boastful tone. “A lot like yours, but every nation has become one. I used to be a diplomat for the famous Senator Fiskmeyer, the greatest man on the planet.”

And then a cavewoman who piloted another ship thinks that Doraemon was food. What's up with this place and anachronisms, huh?! Even though the cavewoman could kick Larry's butt in combat, he decides to stand up for the poor robo-feline.

Larry orders, “You leave the poor cat alone. He's not food, you savage!”

Luckily, the cavewoman was distracted by the screaming of the baby. Even though it's annoying, Larry thinks that finding the baby might get it to shut up.

And one more time-traveler shows up. This one seems to be from a medical time as she apparently doesn't know what motorcycles are. Oh, Larry's Programmer! Larry hates to babysit those from the past. There was that time Ivan the Terrible was smuggled into the Time Squad base. Larry would like to forget all about that, thank you very much!

And the rifle-wielder orders everyone to shut up. Larry just silently nods back as he doesn't want a taste of gunfire to the face. He orders everyone to scout the area for clues. Larry notes the presence of a strange girl, but since he's told to shut up, he doesn't reveal her at all.

The weird man says that he's a Time Lord, which is an odd way to describe one's species. Larry theorizes that these supposed Time Lords are highly advanced humans travel through space & time. Then again, these Time Lords probably mingled with humans, so it's easy to mix them up.

“Makes sense,” Larry quietly mumbles to the “Time Lord” as he starts following the others. That baby isn't gonna find itself, you know.

Edited by josh6243 on Nov 21st 2018 at 8:14:22 AM

A city of time?

"Yes, I can just fly up and look around for whatever's crying." Trunks explained, lifting off the ground again for a few seconds, before landing on the ground once again. "Anyway, the name's Trunks. Who are you two?" He asks the two hedgehogs.

Time...Zone?

"Greetings, Trunks. My name is Silver. Silver The Hedgehog...", he said to Trunks.

   I am Shadow. Shadow The Hedgehog. The Ultimate Lifeform and The Black Blur...   , Shadow introduced himself, in a bold and cocky way.

Ayla

-The baby's screaming lessens.-

Baby scream less... Was big scream, maybe big baby, scare away monster?

-Ayla notices one of the newcomers is shinier than most.-

You, Robo?

Edited by Chabal2 on Nov 21st 2018 at 11:18:49 AM

Ultimecia

So far, the general consensus of these, and she used the term loosely, people was that they were going to locate the source of that infernal crying, though fortunately for the sorceress, the crying seemed to subside of its own accord. The rifle wielder, while someone she would certainly incinerate if he dared to take that tone with her, did have a point; nothing would be accomplished just resting upon her laurels. While she did begin to walk in the same direction as the rest of the group, her posture and expression made it clear that she did not consider herself a part of them, and that those who approached her did so at their own risk.

"Transporting yourself through time with a mount- I mean, whatever term you prefer for that machine," Ciri replied to Segami.

"Modorbiek" she said, trying to repeat the world she had heard. The perpetual racket raised by the screaming baby sounds and the destruction of rooftops made it difficult. "Motorbyk." Who could believe it. A device that a teenage girl could sit upon and travel between space and time, truly something that could drive even the sanest magical scholar up the wall. "Astounding."

"Come again?" she added, turning to face Ayla and quirking an eyebrow. She had heard more intelligible conversation from a monster. She had heard more intelligible conversation from most monsters that were capable of speech, in face. "Did you just mention a rowboat?"

Edited by nman on Nov 21st 2018 at 7:33:09 AM

Larry 3000 - Time-Traveling Weirdos

Larry sighs and rolls his “eyes”. If he had to deal with the primitives' dumb questions one more time, he's gonna snap! These ladies are giving Tuddrussel a run for his money in stupidity.

Larry just replies, “Yes, I'm a robo or whatever your slang for robot is. Are you going to ask any more silly questions or is that it?”

Edited by josh6243 on Nov 21st 2018 at 10:44:35 AM

Time Zone — Act 1

The crying was apparently lessening, much to the hedgehogs' relief.

Silver gave the sorceress a worried look.

Apparently, she looks like she wants to be the loner of the group.

Silver won't stop her though...

"So Shadow...shall we get going?", he asked to Shadow, seeing that the others are starting to walk towards the source of the baby wails,   I guess we are...   , he said calmly.

And with that, the two hedgehogs started walking.

Ayla

-Ayla looks at the robot, who is smaller than the real Robo, or any of his kind.-

You throw Ayla.

Larry

Larry's eyes widen. He's not as strong as Tuddrussel, but he's quite handy with many tasks. “Sweat” trickles down Larry's face as this cavewoman is obviously asking him to the impossible. That would be like Tuddrussel passing a history exam. Larry would be in the same boat as Tuddrussel, but he'd surely ace the culture parts.

“Y-you're kidding me, right? I'll try my best.”

Larry attempts to lift Ayla with his wiry, mechanical arms. He's clearly straining from the effort.

Ayla

-Ayla shakes her head at Larry's efforts.-

Robo not strong enough. Ayla throw Robo at monster, Robo break, not monster. Ayla make Robo stronger. Eat much dinosaur meat, make strong!

Those who approached the sound of the bawling would hear it subside more and more...and gradually be replaced by a giddy laughter in that same booming voice. Finally arriving at the scene of the din, they entered an area filled with smashed buildings and the scorches of lasers. All around were men in dark armour picking themselves up off the ground, and at the very middle, floating in mid-air, was an infant the size of a house. He was currently distracted by a floating droid that was dangling an enormous set of keys in front of his face. "Ha ha ha ha, yes! The jingling sound, the glittering light, the unusual shapes! This is pleasing to me, ha ha ha ha!"

Just then, a couple of the armoured men noticed the new arrivals and came over to block their way. "Move along, civilians, nothing to see here."

"Nothing to see, indeed!" snapped a dramatic voice from afar. From above the houses, Two strange spirits◊ drifted down, carrying between them a trembling bundle of purple cloth that kept shifting in size. Depositing their load on the ground, they drifted closer to the strange scene. "Mortals, your presence here contravenes several rules on extra dimensional relations. We demand an explanation for this!"

A deep sigh was the most that Doraemon could manage.Being bombarded with strangeness was one thing, but for anyone to demand an explanation for it all was a little too much to bear."We're just as clueless as you are," he said. "One moment we're all minding our own business and then we get pulled to this kooky place with its, time police and its crying and its craziness," he paused to scratch his head, "At least that's how I think it was for everyone. Anyway on top of everything, you're mad at us for breaking a law?"

''Time O'Clock'"

Trunks follows along with the group as they make their way towards the crying. And soon, they find the source of the crying. A gaint baby. With a robot jingling a set of gaint keys in front of the gigantic infant. And then a squad of armoured soldiers told the group to 'move along'. And then two ghosts came out of nowhere and asked what exactly was going on.

"I'm not entirely sure." Trunks answered. "I'm certain I'm not supposed to be here. And I imagine everyone else here isn't supposed to be ether."

Ultimecia

While most were stunned into confusion at the sight of the giant infant, Ultimecia's attention was instead drawn first to the armored men attempting to shoo them away, and then to a pair of spirits demanding explanation for the current situation, both of which required extensive control to not fling spells at on instinct.

Narrowing her eyes, the sorceress said nothing, but she began to weigh her options; she could spell her way out and be done with this matter, hang the rest of them...or she could sit back and listen, in hopes a better opportunity might present itself. Frustratingly, the latter proved to be more advantageous at the moment, so Ultimecia steeled herself for what she hoped to be a fruitful use of her time. If it wasn't, well, option 1 was still on the table.

Larry

And then the cavewoman told Larry that he's so weak, he'd probably shatter if he's thrown against a monster. Which isn't good for his already-broken confidence. However, Larry is told that he'll get strong if he eats dinosaur meat.

“Can I have the meat filet mignon style, at least?”

As it turns out, the baby who was crying earlier was about the size of a freaking house! Is Larry hopped up on electromagnets right now!? Luckily, he's being placated with a set of keys. And then the sight was blocked off by a pair of secret agents.

A pair of weird ghosts appear from out of nowhere. They demand to know why the group's doing here! And they have the gall to call the group mortals! Larry wouldn't be considered a mortal by his standards, but since he thinks and talks like one, he'd probably be considered one.

Doraemon and the purple-haired ship pilot gave the spirits their versions of the right answer. Larry follows up by saying, “If I knew what you were talking about, we would've come up with the right answer by now.”

Time Zone — Act 2

As the group entered the wasteland they found the source of the crying: A giant baby with a hourglass marking on his forehead

"Wow! And I thought this wouldn't get weirder...", Silver said in shock, looking at the baby.

As the knights and the cyclops spirits blocked the way:   An explanation? I am the ONE who demands an explanation!   , Shadow stated boldly as he approached the spirits,    We were going back in time for a mission...but instead, we ended up here!   , he said coldly to them,   Someone or something here apparently brought us here, didn't it?   , he asked coldly.

Edited by Theyja on Nov 23rd 2018 at 2:11:03 PM

Ayla

Baby giant! Scare all monster except big dinosaur.

-While the others attempt to negotiate with the guards, Ayla goes up to investigate the cloth the floating eyes were carrying.-

Time Zone – Act 2

"But Doraemon...they have the right to be mad at us...since we have broken a law...", Silver said nervously at the raccoon...

   Silver! This doesn't matter to us...   , Shadow said coldly,   I can't really speak for everyone here, but I'm not going to sit and watch these one eyed freaks take us to possibly jail, or even worse, execute us, for supposedly breaking a law I'm sure nobody has done...   , he said,

"Maybe you're both right," Doraemon said, "Maybe we have broken some kind of law and I guess that gives them the right to be a little angry, but there isn't any malice in our actions. We're all just lost," he concluded.

"Mind your tone, spiky creature," spake the other one-eyed ghost. "And kindly refrain from jumping to conclusions. For such misdemeanours, you would be imprisoned at worst. Death sentences are deemed irrelevant among spiritual entities."

"Your very jurisdiction here is irrelevant, floating wowwypops." The giant baby, now finished with the jangling keys, floated over in his metal seat lined with toys. "You are flung from your place of origin and cannot enforce your penalties, but Time Baby presides over all of history!"

"By whose authority?!"

"Mine, of course! I am of a race supreme, innately more advanced than any-"

At this point, the teen girl straggler arrived at the scene. She had a warm, friendly glow about her- literally, in fact, giving her clothes the appearance of bright pink -and when she saw the speaker she immediately launched into "Awwwww, look at the widdle baby! He's so cute, aren't you? Yes you are, oh yes you are..."

Time Baby giggled at these compliments, whilst the eyeball ghosts scoffed scornfully. The armoured duo looked embarrassed. The one with the haircut gave a little cough of shame and tried to speak with authority. "The fact remains, all inhabitants of the immediate area appear to be temporal-based travellers, pulled to this location against their will. Time transportation is currently inoperable, so for the time being, all of us are stuck in the same boat."

From a short way off, the portly man burst out into laughter of relief. "I knew it. I knew it! I knew it couldn't have been me, I knew I couldn't have changed all that! Stepping on a butterfly? Pfft! Ridiculous. Could a butterfly change all this landscape, Mr Travis? Hm? Could a butterfly change the sun? Well could it?! Answer me that, Mister-"

"Shut it," snapped Travis, the rifle wielder. "You're still on thin ice from that stupid little stunt, so keep your mouth shut."

While all this action was going on, Ayla approached the shivering purple bundle. Just then, the cloth moved just enough for some green skin to show and a red eye to peek out. The bundled thing gasped, and scrambled away, stumbling and tangling itself in the cloth.

"No, nononono," Its voice was low, breathy, and full of panic. "Don't move, shouldn't move, can't keep track of it. What's going on, don't know what's going oooon." The being passed partway through a scorched brick wall behind it, then withdrew with a startled yelp. It stayed in one spot, trembling in place, but even while still, it seemed to...change shape? Continuously it faded between broad and thin, big and small.

Edited by LizardOfAus on Nov 23rd 2018 at 9:34:46 AM