Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Klog, there's a weapon purely human that you can't even touch!"
Huzzah
see you, space cowboy.
"Oh? And what's that?"
Long live the New Bev.
I go to the litter box, and pick it up. Very loudly.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"That machine over there." Taco points to a blender. "That's what has given us the ability to thrive as a species. Only a few have been able to take in its power alone. One of them could hold up a continent. But if someone, say, wore it on their head, they would be one of the most powerful people in the universe."
Huzzah
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Oh wait I have a Stand as well"
see you, space cowboy.
"No... I don't want power. I just want to get rid of you!" He shouts, then looks at Tropes.
"What are you doing with that?!"
Long live the New Bev.
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Just us in specfic or the whole human race?"
"Uh, you weren't supposed to see this! It was your birthday present!"
see you, space cowboy.
"Just you. Sharing a home with a Xathian, you don't deserve that honor."
He looks over to Tropes and nods. "Alright then, continue." Beverly looks clearly ashamed.
Long live the New Bev.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Klog should feel someone poke his shoulder.
Huzzah
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Still won't surrender to you."
Tropes continues to fumble with the kitty littler.
see you, space cowboy.
"...?"
He turns around to see what it is, as Beverly runs to help with the box. Careful not to touch the contents.
Long live the New Bev.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Klog will turn to see Gangrenous F punching him in the nose, with a fist full of loose change to strengthen the punch.
Huzzah
"Now!"
I throw the kitty litter on him.
see you, space cowboy.
"AAAAAAAAAGH!!" He stumbles backwards, falling into the litter.
"Oh no! I should have known not t-!" Before he can finish what he said, he explodes into confetti.
"Ohhhh jeez. Is everyone okay?"
Long live the New Bev.
"Bev, you killed your cousin?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
A slip of confetti falls onto Taco. "For the record, my failed attempt served as distraction for the successful attempt."
Sorry I was late, Gang. I came as soon as Bev paged me. I'm not gonna ask why the mouse sounds obnoxiously familiar, I already have my ideas, so all I have to say, is, did Bev just commit fratricide without blinking an eye?
Huzzah
I like pineapple on my pizza.
Zack throws a flash grenade before he realized Klog was defeated
edited 11th Aug '17 12:04:50 AM by Zackontheattack
see you, space cowboy.
"We call friends 'cousins...' honestly, I don't really like him. He kind of invited himself in the DMs we had."
Long live the New Bev.
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Christ, Zack, he's dead! Let it go!"
Huzzah
"Ah, okay. He was very defensive of you, though."
see you, space cowboy.
"He just thought Xathians rule, humans drool. I'm sorry again. This was all a pretty big mess."
She turns, looking at F. "Thank you so much for coming. You saved us."
Long live the New Bev.
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Fantasitc Racism at it's best"
shit i meant tropes goddammit
"Taco, NO!! You don't want to know what that gun does, just please..." She looks squarely at him, then at the box.
Long live the New Bev.