Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco looked at Movie. "Movie, I'm getting a new body. What in God's name is that supposed to do?"
Huzzah
see you, space cowboy.
"Wait, are we talking like... full, feral skunk?"
She snickers, "that's even better."
edited 10th Aug '17 7:34:59 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
"Uh...does anyone need me to do anything?"
Where am I? What's going on?
"No. You can just sit there and look pretty while I contemplate the horrible mistake I just made."
(Beat)
"So we talking anthro or full animal or what?"
edited 10th Aug '17 7:44:19 PM by PossiblyQuiteInsane
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"It goes either way. But it doesn't matter! Because now that I know what you, one of my biggest enemies in the apartment, wants, I'll be an opposite of that, so you're unsatisifed by my change. HA!"
Huzzah
"Insane is your new biggest enemy? Tales will be heartbroken."
Jester of the Birbal Court
"I'm not your enemy I just want you to stop stealing my inventions so we can have long term money."
The Prodigal Son returns.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Ooh.... I wonder what happens if I try to walk into the ray of the device!
(Turns into an anthro fox)
So that's what happens. All I have to do to switch back is push the button again and aim it at myself.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Where am I? What's going on?
"I'm your enemy? Enemy of mankind I'll gladly accept, but what did I ever do to you specifically? If anything you're my enemy."
Jester of the Birbal Court
"That is an invention I plan to patent and sell to the furries."
The Prodigal Son returns.
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Does that skunk have rabbies?"
Where am I? What's going on?
"I'm a cat! And no, I do not have 'rabbies', do you?"
see you, space cowboy.
"Guys, why is Tales a foxboy?"
Long live the New Bev.
"I don't know. None of this makes sense."
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"I don't have rabies and I have no idea why Tales is a foxboy"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Because none of your dang business. Now shut up before Taco finds out, or I'm gonna be sent to the zoo."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Tales and I aren't enemies per se, we just fight on opposing sides. We're like an American and a Nazi. Either way, I'm off to the body store!" Taco grabs Insane and heads out.
Huzzah
Not Sherlock Holmes
"Sweet. Now, watch as this live chicken becomes a meal for me."
(exactly that happens.... ew)
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Great. First we flood the place with robots, then we all turn into animals. What's next, Troper Babies? Wait, don't let Mr. Meddling hear that!"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"We regret to inform you that Mr. Meddling has been landlorded, and his brother has been fed into a meat grinder."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"No, it's Meddling II, remember? He took his father's job."
Not Sherlock Holmes
"I just called a squad team to bomb Meddling.Co."
edited 10th Aug '17 8:33:44 PM by TalesofUnder
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Where am I? What's going on?
"Wait, why do I have to come? I'm quite satisfied with my current body... wait... you wouldn't... if you make me a skunk, they'll have to create a new level of hell for you."
"But they fund this show!"
"Dammit my traps were supposed to cripple if you tried that! You know what for that you get to be a platypus."
The Prodigal Son returns.