Tropers: The Series

Thegeniusyoshi runs in

Everyone! Look!

Thegeniusyoshi points to a window

Yes, it's the splattered remains of the landlord. How uninteresting.

"So, who's gonna clean it up?"

"Not me, of course"

No! Next to that!

Points to a billboard that says "People Sit On Chairs"

"That shouldn't be there! I'll subvert it!"

I sit on the ground.

It stays there.

I don't suppose we have any more fireworks, do we?

Taco stepped into the apartment, and fell into the couch. "Welp, the test samples are in. If one of us happens to have a gene sample similar to out landlord, we can inherit the apartment! They results are apparently coming in at 5."

"Five percent, or five of us?"

Thegeniusyoshi runs outside, grabs a landlord piece, and gives it to Taco Badger

Will this do? Also, are we going to do anything about that billboard?

"No, Yoshi, the tests samples are in already. They scraped a bollock off of the side of Ralph's, and we used that."

He turned to Zero. "5 o clock."

edited 3rd Jul '17 9:12:01 PM by TacoBadger

"Wait, doesn't the episode title already tell us that the landlord was Tales's father?"

"Hey, I think I dozed off there for a bit. What's going on?"

"Episode title?" Taco asked, confused.

"We're trying to find out if any of us can inherit the apartment complex from the dead codger."

edited 3rd Jul '17 9:19:01 PM by TacoBadger

"I mean, it's a show about tropers, so the fourth wall had a limited title already. Besides, I joined after the title appeared, so I had already read everything before about a half page ago before me me diverged from the me who isn't here."

"...Something tells me I need a punchline, or i'll wish lines were the things getting punched."

edited 3rd Jul '17 9:20:47 PM by ZeroL

"Hey, what did I say about being meta, young man? Go to your room."

The mail slot opened, as a letter fell into the apartment. Taco swooped it up, tore the enevelope open, sat on the couch, and started looking over the genetic results. As he mulled it over, he stroked his chin slowly.

"Interesting..."

"So, I'm guessing it's someone other than Tales, simply to subvert the would-be spoiler in the title. Or maybe that's what I'm supposed to think. Or maybe I'll be poisoned by a hybrid of Deadpool and Vizzini before I find out."

"Well, what does it say? Tell us!"

Thegeniusyoshi points at the billboard again.

I stomp out, tear apart the billboard, and fashion the remains into a nice chair, which I sit in.

"You happy now?"

It reappears due to someone sitting on a chair.

Taco renotices everyone. "Oh. Well, uh. Bad news, weird news. First of all, none of us match with Benedetto. Secondly, uh, well, one of us is Tales' dad."

Starts a science project to create an organism with the landlord's genes.

"Gasp!! But who?"

"I swear, if you don't reveal who it is next time you say something, I'll say it's the billboard, and I'll make it canon."

edited 3rd Jul '17 9:43:05 PM by ZeroL