*Vague plotting intensifies*
"We're in China! The internet here censors the maps to prevent us from running away!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Not Sherlock Holmes
(Blasts away a mailbox tank with the Neuzooka)
"And yes, I'm calling it the Neuzooka."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Wait does the Studebaker have a screening room, or are you in yet another country?"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"I got the Neuzooka from the MAD screening room."
"And now there's a stamp submarine. Perfect."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
"Uh...sure. But what country is your screening room in? It's kinda hazy."
I like pineapple on my pizza.
Zack suddenly appears "What the? What is this place?"
Not Sherlock Holmes
"We're fighting the Envelope Army. Don't look at me, it wasn't my idea."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Wait, we're still fighting envelopes?"
"You know what? I'm going to mail myself back home. Team boxes for the win!"
I pack myself into a box and drop myself off at the local Chinese version of a post office.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Nope. Papers have Magikarp Power. Paper cuts are deadly" he runs away
In other news today, an out of control motor vehicle collided with the North Korean and South Korean border. The driver was last seen taking photos enthusiastically, before guards on both sides of the border rushed him.
The broadcast would cut off.
edited 26th Jul '17 11:19:04 AM by RandomWriter413
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"Oh, the news! I wonder what the other Zeros are up to!"
I watch the news.
"So, apparently, one robot army faction sided with North Korea, another one is against North Korea, one is fighting against the envelopes, yet another is fighting anyone and everyone, the fifth just wants there to be only one me(and for that me to be him) and is attacking the other factions, another took over France, and the seventh formed a League of Legends team based in South Korea."
edited 26th Jul '17 11:41:06 AM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Taco looked around at his group. "I say we change our identities and flee to Lithuania."
Huzzah
The Studebaker finally catches up with Taco, and TropesForever jumps out
"What'd you say about Little Mania?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Get the wax out of your ears. We're taking up new identities. I am now Polio Haberdashery."
Huzzah
'I'll be Lew Zealand."
*Vague plotting intensifies*
"I shall now be called... Johzachrisethurmacalvincentravisherlock Smith!"
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Li spoke up. "내 이름은 Bruce Talcum."
And then Kim Jong-Un replied. And my alias shall be Tropes Forever!
Huzzah
"Great! Now...which way is Lithuania again?"
I like pineapple on my pizza.
"Wait do I have to pay the Joestars fpr using the family technique?"
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
"Just change your name to Joestar. We're faking our identities anyway. Come on, Lithuania's that a way!"
Polio walks toward Lithuania.
Huzzah
"Why are you walking? We have a hovertank and a Studebaker."
hey
Suddenly, Poproses doesn't do anything!
hey
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
Polio realizes that Poproses has been in the glove compartment for the entirety of this madcap war satire adventure. "Hey, Poprose... you alright?"
Huzzah
hey
"Honestly I feel kinda left out."
hey
"Sorry. Too late. I'm sticking with you forever. I can blast them away with my Alfred. E. Neuman brand bazooka, anyways. It fires pop culture references."
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”