Tropers: The Series

Fine, but don't call it that. Call it the super-fun-abra-cadabranator!

"... That is way too long, sir. Are you sure kids would follow?"

Thegeniusyoshi puts more of the fume-filled masks on the executive.

Taco looks at Yoshi. "Yoshi, executives always smoke cigars and drink whiskey. You think that a gas mask with minimal traces of nicotine is going to do anything? The only way to beat executives is to be really really good! QUICK, EVERYONE, EMMY BAIT!"

Thegeniusyoshi digs up the box, empties the ashes into a gas mask, takes off all other gas masks on the executive, and shoves the ash-filled mask on the executive's face.

Taco sighs. "Yoshi, this isn't Emmy-Baiting content, it's just inane!"

Taco looks dramatically out the window and sheds a single tear.

edited 13th Jul '17 3:31:32 PM by TacoBadger

Thegeniusyoshi gets an idea of how to defeat the executives.

"Tell me more!"

Thegeniusyoshi whispers the idea to Tales Of Under just quiet enough for no one else to hear it.

(Off topic: what is the plan?)

(Tell the executive there's an amazing show idea in the recently rebuilt fireworks stand, then give the executive the landlord treatment.)

Talk louder! The audience can't hear you!

(But Yoshi, the landlord thing only happened because he dropped a lit cigar. And because of you, we no longer have any.)

"Executive, there's an amazing show Idea in that fireworks stand!"

(The executive looks in the stand)

(I slap the executive, causing his cigar to fall on the fireworks and ignite)

(Before it explodes, I push everyone except the executive out of the apartment, even myself.)

"That'll learn him to mess with the Tropers!"

edited 13th Jul '17 3:58:07 PM by TalesofUnder

(We have lighters and matches, though.)

Taco looks in, "Wait-"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

"...the money was in the radiator..."

"What matters is that the executive will have to be buried in a soup can."

Thegeniusyoshi points to a half-empty bucket of bedliner, then to the radiator, which is covered in bedliner. It's a little dented, but intact.

"You can't bury someone once you've landlorded them! Mr. Meddling's been sprayed across the city!"

".... and that's a bad thing how?"

Thegeniusyoshi picks up a nearby piece of Meddling, and an empty soup can.

Taco enters the scorched apartment, and sits on the old lady couch, relaxing back. "I just wanna sleep."

"Wow. How are we gonna repair this place? Wasn't Mr. Meddling paying us?"

"There's bank robbery money in the radiator."

"Huh? Oh yeah, I forgot. Even though you just said it a few seconds ago. Sorry."