"The moral of this episode is never expect a concept to not be explored."
The Prodigal Son returns.S2 Episode 14: Xathos or Bust
Huzzah"I mean we already hit Xathos so,let's GO EXPLORING!"
The Prodigal Son returns.Taco stands up, woozy, with slight blood. "I've realized that you never really get effected by anything Movie. We crashed and you seem unaffected."
Huzzah"No. No, I'm not death battling anyone."
Long live the New Bev."We crashed via eagle how bad could it be?" I look down at my leg which is snapped in half but not disconnected.
The Prodigal Son returns."GOOD GRIEF!!"
"Don't worry this isn't the first time this has happened I'll be good to go for today. Nothing really comes of the pain till the next day."
edited 29th Aug '17 7:29:19 PM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns."Should we find a hotel or something?"
"Nah no hotel. Just get me something to build a miniporter and I can go back to Taco and I's place for a medpack."
edited 29th Aug '17 7:33:31 PM by MovieReference
The Prodigal Son returns."You know, maybe Zeronet vs. Status Quo would work. But we haven't defined what Zeronet is capable of yet, either!"
I suddenly get a very bad idea.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"Someone stop him! He's a madman!"
"Cool I'll get Kent to get him over here."
The Prodigal Son returns."Kent's in jail. On Earth. And the Status Quo is dead. And more importantly, we're stuck in the armpit of Xathos, the Oil Slick Fields."
Huzzah"That explains why I feel so combustible."
"Hold up Kent or Freeman? Cause I know Freeman's definitely in jail."
The Prodigal Son returns."Who are these people?"
"A couple of friends one of which is Freeman who's in prison with F."
The Prodigal Son returns.I press a button on a remote I'm suddenly holding, and DirkLBot appears in front of me, through teleporty stuff I've been working on and never mentioned.
What do you want. Seriously, I think I'm out, and then you drag me back into the chaos. We're even on an alien planet! What do you have to say for yourself to yourself?
"You have backups of both the Status Quo and the original Zeronet inside your memory banks. I want to make them fight."
edited 29th Aug '17 8:06:47 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"He went back to prison? What's his deal?"
"Why do you want to bring the Status Quo back? Things have consequence now! Isn't that what you wanted?"
Huzzah"But it's a Death Battle! It wouldn't be canon, and besides, since Tales and Taco wouldn't be contributing their Author Powers to the Status Quo, and so only my Author Powers would be in effect, meaning I could make it die whenever I wanted. And there's already a tiny bit of it left, because the Days In The Future arc contributed my own power to it, and since neither I nor an OC of mine contributed to its actual death, and I'm still active, it'll keep draining my power until it comes back anyway. Since Zeronet is my own original character, the Status Quo would be weak against its attacks, and Zeronet could kill it for good."
edited 29th Aug '17 9:10:13 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!"But I thought I was connected to the Status Quo through some ethereal typer. How can you bring him back if you're not connected to me? Also, again, why would you bring him back?"
Huzzah"Guys my leg is still broken."
The Prodigal Son returns.
"Wait wha-"
CRAAAAAASH
Huzzah