ITT: We Have All Become Pokémon

The Fennec brings up a good point. Being a Pokémon doesn't allow much room for fine motor control since they tend to lack opposable—oh, wait, I still got them, okay, good.

"Well, part of me does want that, but...like I said—" I give the flustered Espurr a slight nudge and a sympathetic look; seems like the best way to calm down is to have someone be farther from calm than you are as a point of reference "—we're...kinda stuck this way for now."

"will we have to eat other pokemon,,,,,"

I stop and see what the Gardevoir is doing. I don't plan on testing my new powers and I sure as hell don't intend to.

"Y'all better not pet my ears. I don't want to be accidentally killing you guys."

Hears what the Litten is asking

"E-eat Pokemon? N-no! That's... That's wrong! Y-you all can eat... Erm... Berries! Bbberries are nice!"

"Eat...? THAT'S DUMB, SO DUMB HAHAHAHA!! NO NO WE EAT BERRIES LIKE LIGHT SAID BERRIES NOT EACH OTHER BERRIES!!"

Pretty sure Ribombee are mainly herbivorous anyways. I got nothing to worry about on my end, and you guys can probably figure something out as well.

"i read somewhere that in the new pokedex and in the anime its confirmed that pokemon eat other pokemon,,,,,"

"We better not be eating each other, mate."

"Well, hopefully, if we need to do so, it's nobody we know."

"So, if this is a garden, it's likely there is some house or something nearby. Of course, it might not be occupied"

"I ddddon't care! J-just don't do that! I- we should st-stick together!"

"cats cant survive on a vegan diet,,,,"

I jump over and try to put a paw(?) over the Litten's mouth.

"SHUT UP WE EAT BERRIES NOW!! What's your name, 'eat-boy?'"

"mmhhmhmmmmmhhmhmmmmhmhhhhmm"

"Well, you're not a cat, you're a Litten. Unless cats can control fire."

"Anyway, let's stop arguing and find a way out."

"..."

I take my paw(?) off.

"Okay, now your name."

"first off dont ask me shit when youre covering my mouth thats rude and also stupid"

"secondly dont ask for my name and then call me by a made up one thats rude and also stupid"

"thirdly im not a boy"

"Berries seem appetizing. I'm F, by the way. Don't ask me why my nickname consists of one letter, it just sounds cool. What are your names? I'm afraid I missed them."

"Well, it's hard to tell with Pokemon. Look at me!"

"My name is Cyber"

edited 5th Apr '17 9:26:42 PM by CyberController

"Okay fine. 'Eat-girl.' What's your name?"

I turn to F for a second. "Finley, now."

edited 5th Apr '17 9:27:01 PM by BaconZorp

"T-t-tell us your name please. That way we can g-get to know you better."

"im not a girl either"

"and i never got any of your names"

"except i did just now i guess"

edited 5th Apr '17 9:27:44 PM by Afterwards

"'Eat.' Tell us your name."

I pet the Litten. "Aren't you such a cutie?"

"I-I'm Light. Oh, or at least that is a nickname of mmmine."

I instinctively hiss and try to claw Cyber's face off.

"Don't touch me you little shit!!!"