The Kawaii Student Body Of Yume High

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A young boy walks along the path to the school that he'll be attending. His weird, indigo hair flowing in the wind. "This is it, Yume High!" Said the boy. And thus, the adventures of Maruto Tsukiyama, and the adventures of the potentially endless student body of the highschool begin. Opening the doors, he is greeted by a single student. (Said student being the first person to reply, because after all, you can't be greeted by a big heap o' nothing."

edited 22nd Mar '17 4:52:23 PM by middone

Maruto was greated by the crunching of corn chips. Sitting on a bench in front of the principal's office was a tall young man. He was dressed garishly in a red, wide-brimmed hat and a crimson cloak, looking up at Maruto through orange Lennon spectacles. He might have looked cool in an extremely out-of-place Carmen San Diego type way, but his fingers and lips were coated in orange Cheese Puff dust.

"You should sit down too, if you've been skipping." Alucard said, patting the bench next to him and moving aside the huge bag of Cheese Puffs. "Do you want to join my anime club?" He asked, taking a pamphlet from his backpack. There was a pink-haired anime maid in a swimsuit too tiny to be at all school appropriate. Inside, it read in Papyrus:

in truth lightness in darkness failure youre dreams 2nite @Anime Club

"Our meeting is tonight. We're watching Hellsing." He said, injesting another Cheese Puff before tilting the bag towards Maruto. "We watch Hellsing every night."

edited 24th Mar '17 9:45:31 PM by HeroicSociopath

Maruto smiled. "Sure, sounds good! Now, i've gotta get to class. See you!' He ran, and the sound of corn chips crunching continued.

A masked wrestler enters the school with a grin on his face. He's confidently holding up a stack of notes as he walks past an extremely energetic student and a cheese curl enthusiast dressed up as one of those characters from that anime with the vampires in it. Don't those kids know that junk food ain't good for them?

With those two students out of the way, the wrestler calmly opens the door to his room and patiently waits at his desk. Hopefully, those hooligans would enter before they will experience a true taste of villainy!

Yet another enters the school. While the sight of them should have raised alarm bells and had everyone reaching for weapons or the nearest holy object for divine protection, at Yume High the only thing that would cause you to look twice at this person was the fact they were the only male wearing an actual uniform. (Some girls DID wear their uniforms, but usually with some slight...alterations, especially at the skirt length.) This boy(?) entered the school with a small, gentle smile and closed eyes, in a way that was simultaneously Guard-lowering and -raising, leaving you unsure if you are on edge or about to give him your life savings because he is the only one you can trust in this uncertain world. He notices a tall young man in a red suit putting white gloves on his orange-powdered hands.

"Hello Maruto. I am seeing that you are in front of the office again? Also, who was that boy who was here that you were talking to?"

edited 17th Apr '17 8:21:36 PM by Schlck72

Alucard finished his cheese puffs, then sneezed. Now that he was on the bench, he realized that he didn't have anything to do while he was skipping class. So he just wandered into the nearest room.When he entered, he saw an absolutely gorgeous woman talking to Maruto. She was in a male uniform, but he didn't care.

"Maruto. You didn't tell me you had a sister." He said, tipping his at at Riaru. "My name is Alucard. You know what Alucard spells backwards, right?" He said with a toothy grin◊. His incisors were a little more pointy than most people's, but was he really a vampire?

"I'm starting an online role-playing forum. It's going to be really great. There's this vampire, and his name is Lucifer, and he fights using two katanas and two handguns. And because he put the power of his demon father in the handguns, they can shoot at 10x the velocity of regular guns. That's strong enough that he can sense enemies on the other side of a wall, target them, and then shoot them through the wall!" He turned to planet man.

"Hey, my mom grounded me so I can't do computer work at home. Can I use the computers in the room? These two are my lab partners." He said.

edited 17th Apr '17 11:15:13 PM by HeroicSociopath

When the three students had entered the room, Planetman observes all three of them with scrutiny. One of them, Alucard, was talking about wasting his time playing this over-the top vampire named Lucifer In fact, Planetman is positive that no one would take this Lucifer vampire seriously if they were to meet in real life. Another was a girly-looking catboy. Clearly, this catboy needed some meat on those bones. A Choujin might snap his spine in two if the catboy were to look at the Choujin funny. Finally, the last student was wearing a ridiculous outfit. Did his parents not teach him the importance of following the code?

With that said, Alucard asks Planetman if he could use the computers and said that the other two students were his lab partners. Planetman simply rolls his eyes and sternly told the student, “Go ahead. Just do your astronomy classwork or whatever you kids enjoy doing these days.”

If Alucard were to boot up the web browser on one of the computers, the home page would be set to a crude blog prominently displaying a picture of various wrestlers flanking a demonic knight inside of a gym room◊. Planetman is even posing in the picture without his mask for some reason. Also, the posts on the blog are essentially rants on the wonders of the various planets in the solar system.

edited 19th Apr '17 1:57:38 PM by josh6243

While most would probably question this turn of events, Riaru followed Alucard without a word. Despite his odd appearance, mode of speech that is along the lines of someone directly translating a foreign language regardless of if it still makes sense, and his unsettling habit of sometimes suddenly knowing people's names, the two boys did not seem to be reacting much to this turn of events. And Riaru in turn simply followed them, acting as if he had known them his whole life. This was not a new occurrence, he tended to act this way a lot, and to many a new student. And there were a lot of them. Usually undercover spys, chosen saviors of some destiny, or ghosts or something like that. Strangely enough, no one was quite sure when he transferred to the school. A sane and rational person would question this, but this was not a sane and rational school. The closest thing to acknowledgement of his odd appearance was the super villain who was one of their teachers constantly glaring at his twig-like limbs. While no one seemed to know who he was, he knew everyone, so he was simply welcomed into this bizarre student body.

"I am sorry that I am having done the homework already, but I can certainly be helpful. What is it you need us for?" The catboy(?) asked the vampire(?)(?)

That is when a tall man, twenty feet tall at the tallest and a few planetoids shorter than God stepped out from behind nothing much. In one hand, he held a tricycle that orbited his arm. "This," He burbled like a squid with asthma, "Is the motorcycle of one James Torrence!"

He noticed the catboy and proceeded to motionlessly gyrate until he was upside down before he rode a manatee in a gasmask ten meters past the group. "Good evening sirs and madames and sirs and madames and sirs." He waited before adding. "And madames. I am Robert Johnson Higginson Mcgee & the III." He said as he quickly reversed the syzygy of the enviroment, watching the poofing.

"Pfft. Oh sweet summer cat child. That was a lie. A clever ruse. I'm a pretty magnificent bastard. A chess master." He said, patting Riaru on the head, then taking a seat at the computer. He was greeted with Planetman's blog. Honestly, he felt a little bad for the guy.

"One sec." He said, holding up a finger for Riaru. 'Planetman's you are a sexy guy I want all your babies love MARUTO.' Then he closed out, navigating to Newgrounds.com.

"Now we can play video games during class. What a world we live in." He said, firing up Explorer. "What's your poison? Runescape? Adventurequest? Neopets?" Alucard asked. He had already loaded up Love Hina Sim Date RPG. "Have you seen this masterpiece? Truly a work of art."

edited 19th Apr '17 12:49:50 AM by HeroicSociopath

As the (vampire?) boy stared at the screen with beady, goggle-covered eyes waiting for his obviously school appropriate game to load, the...Riaru turned his attention to the main character and the Abstract Deity. Robert Jonson something something was currently being a physical representation of the color blue. He was not actually blue, but had shifted himself and some of his surroundings into something that gave off the feeling and idea of blue. He was actually mostly orange at this point. This sight would have driven most insane, that is, if their brains didn't instantly shut down, but nonetheless Maruto was currently glaring at the boy called Alucard and Riaru carried on conversations as usual. "Are you a student or teacher? Or just a visitor?" This might sound confusing, but at Yume High the school was constantly being invaded, having students and teachers die, come back to life, or transferred in and out that no one bothered keeping track. There was also the problem of the prodigies, like the sixteen year old teacher, or the teenage detective who went to their school that judging by age wasn't really a safe bet.

Oh great, another student. This one is much taller than the rest. How the hell did he squeeze in through the door?! Planetman simply rolls his eyes at the rant as this student introduces himself with his flowery, verbose name. Planetman will probably call this one Rob or Robbie.

With all of the students in place, Planetman takes out his roll call sheet and begins checking off the students in the classroom. He even checks off those hooligans doing their “homework”. Those who are using the computer without doing their homework for real will definitely get a reduction in their participation grade.

edited 19th Apr '17 6:11:25 PM by josh6243

A young woman skipped into the class room, a devious smile on her lips. Those that had taken Kawai 101 could tell you she was obviously an intentional kind of cute, meant to lure prey into a false sense of security, but alas, none were paying attention. She checked the room number, assured herself she had the right room, and strolled in. Overlooking the room, she announced herself. "Hello everyone!" she desu-ed. "I am Warui Terorisuto, and I am here on behalf of the Omniversal Catastrophe, or OC, Council!" We are here to kill anyone who is not as awesome, or too awesome, for us." Suddenly four ninja soldiers burst in through the windows. Of course, one of the students, an assassin, quickly threw his school-approved throwing knife with expert aim through the neck of one of the soldiers, and into Warui's eye. She screamed and quickly pulled out a desert eagle, which everyone knows is easy to obtain if you decide to become a bad guy, and killed the student.

The sound of sirens came on the intercom, and the students patiently awaited the arrival of the Hall Monitors, the most dangerous students. Two hall monitors arrived and cut a ninja in half. However, they were suddenly killed when a man turned visible and shot them. He threw a device at the door. "I am kadita, I am instructed to kill any students that will not join us." Boss battle! Kadita, two soldiers, Warui.

edited 22nd Apr '17 12:19:25 PM by Schlck72

Note: These guys are enemy NP Cs, so you can attack, kill off, whatever without any repercussions. Now hurry! We must escape plot so we may revel in glorious pointless beach episodes and filler!

Alucard was gritting his teeth, furiously typing away at the computer.

Ugh why do girls only like douchebags and jerks ??? I was at school about to have sex with this hot cat girl when some asshole who can warp reality just up and STOLE her VIRGINITY away from me

With that blog post finished, he played his favorite new grounds flash game until he heard people barging in behind him. Shocked◊, he stood up, hands in the air.

"Well, okay, sure. I don't want to die. Where do I sign?" Alucard asked.

edited 22nd Apr '17 5:48:47 PM by HeroicSociopath

Riaru was not entirely sure at first what happend. One moment he was talking to the god of a relatively obscure art movement, the next there were ninjas and psychopaths threatening the class with plot and death, and then suddenly he and the god were in a blank space, a complete whiteness. He turned to the deity. "Robert Johnson Higginson Mcgee & the III, do you realize what just happened?" The bizarre deity was busy twisting himself in the shape of a pretzel, but his paper bag turned around, which Riaru took as acknowledgement. The cat-boy spoke again. "It is appearing that the one ninja leader of the ninja used a portal device to transport the classroom to a temporary world that is different where they can pick any potential minions from the class. I am thinking they had intelligence on the class, so the device would lock the two of us out, because of our risks. That is foolish, though, as for the first we can easily escape, the second Dada is peaceful, so I do not believe you are lethal in combat, you can just twist reality a little, and third I myself was not going to be acting in the attack. But now I am quite the peeved." The Cat-boy looked at Robert. "Shall we help our friends?"

"...No?" Alucard said to Riaru. He was far away, so he had to raise his voice a little bit. "Sorry, babe. But I'd really just rather not get shot at." He said, standing with Kadita.

The man in the paper bag was busy building a brick wall behind the catboy.

The one he was speaking to, having finished his listening, took out a marker-exo, dry erase, because, obviously, he had no intention of racing the concept of wet. "It rains halibuts today if you didn't find my heliotrope." With that, he took out a monster truck without wheels and opened the trunk, pulling out both a sheep and a window frame.

The sheep looked at the catboy, taking out a Cuban cigar and watching him carefully as the god of Da Da stuck one leg through the window frame and rode side ways at a speed.

"Yhw?" The sheep intoned, "Did sjanin kcatta su? ?ehcatsum s'ilaD erodavlaS ni sdog era erehT" Its accent was, fittingly enough, north African. The brick wall suddenly imploded behind it all.

edited 23rd Apr '17 3:18:33 AM by TroyandHawk

Suddenly, more intruders popped in and broke the sanctity of Planetman's classroom. They even had the balls to kill some student. Oh well, his parents probably knew the shit their precious, little angel was going to be in if he went to Yume High. Hopefully, the funeral won't be a high-class affair like the other ones. Planetman had heard enough speeches where the student had so much potential before their life was cut off by a tragedy.

Behind his mask, Planetman rolls his eyes and casually presses a button on his desk. In a flash, the entire classroom transforms into a space-themed wrestling ring. Also, a psychedelic song begins playing over the speakers. It's about how Planetman is actually the planet Vulcan, and that he's going to beat Earth to reclaim his place among the solar system.

Planetman proceeds to launch off the ring ropes and places one of the intruders' necks into a figure-four leglock. This leglock is unique because it causes his foe to turn into an ice sculpture. Planetman finishes off the frozen intruder by kicking them hard with a mighty roundhouse kick.

Planetman glares at the other intruders and yells, “Get the hell out of my classroom! No one is going to be a part of your stupid group!”

edited 23rd Apr '17 7:01:22 PM by josh6243

Kadita was hella peeved at this turn of events. If the council spent each meeting talking about how good they were, why didn't they train the stupid mooks. No, sorry, that's cruel, the human shields. Crap he was bad at this. The relatively-expandable-but sure-to-be-missed-by-any-theoretical-loved-ones-ninja-soldiers. That wasn't too sociopathic. Still, out of the four soldiers Kadita had brought with him and Warui, three were already dead. The only one left was the one he actually knew the name of- it was David. God he hated David, why is it only the named soldiers survive?! Whatever. He spoke to the bizarre wrestler. "You Planet-guy, or whatever, I assume? The teacher man? Just let these stupid kids make their own decisions, the ones smart enough to join us are the ones we want, but keep acting that way and they may think they can get out of this alive without joining us. Don't try your dumb tricks on me; me and th other squad leaders were trained in every single fighting style, even if in some we are amateurish." "WAH?! Bu-but how?!" A student asked with an absurd, hammy voice. Kadita just grabbed the throwing knife that had blinded Warui and struck him in the head. "Yeah, the six people in charge of the OC Council are pretty ridiculously overpowered. One of them, the guy with the ridiculous hair, says he knows every fighting style. I mean, he's dumb as a box of rocks, but still, they may be narcissistic, whiny idiots, but they are ridiculously OP, so best work for them." Suddenly, an explosion rocked the room, and two figures entered riding what appeared to be a physical representation of the word "Horse." written backwards; one entering upside down, one sideways . They dismounted. Wait, these were the two the device locked out when it teleported. How did they...? Hmm, Kadita doubted why he couldn't be able to handle some giant and a cat kid, but maybe there was more to it. He noticed a hint of red in the air, and saw Warui, an assured and cartoony amount of blood exiting from a stump where her arm used to be. The explosion must have been right where she was standing. The cat thing strolled over, a less sincere smile on his face, and grabbed the weakened and injured girl. He opened his eyes , revealing the dark, empty nothingness they contained, and tossed Warui into the hole to the outside dimension the two had arrived from. The giant simply zipped it up like a coat, removed the zipper, and played it like a harmonica. Kadita looked at his forces. Just him, another soldier, and that weird kid dressed like that vampire from a tv show he remembered his brother watching once. No matter, he could take them on his own. He turned to the vampire kid. "Hey, we have a real go-getter here, kids. Take his example if you live through this. Whattaya say kid, wanna help our cause?"

Alucard was opening a window. "Yeah those people all sound really cool." He said, climbing out. "I'll support you from over here." He shit the window behind him and headed for the gas station next door.

"....Prvt.David?" Kadita glanced at the remaining ninja. After several moments, the ninja looked up. "Hmm, oh, that me?"

"Yes!"

"What is it?"

God, Kadita hated David. "How did the boy do that?"

"...Do what?"

"Escape from the room. He SHOULD have been trapped in here with no where to leave except through us."

"Oh, he said he was on our side, so I gave him one of the dead guys' thingies. The ones that let us transport this place, you know."

"And do you realize why I am desperately resisting the urge to blow your brains out through your stomach?" David shook his head. "BECAUSE NOW THE ONLY STUDENT TO JOIN US ESCAPED!"

"If he was worthy of it, he'd come back."

"IF HE COMES BACK HE CAN ENTER THROUGH ANYWHERE AND SURPRISE US, OR BRING HELP!"

"So... not a good idea?"

"You know what, if he wanted to join us I'm positive he was an idiot like the rest of you. He probably did, in a state of ingenious brilliance, believe he could help us from over there. Screw it." Kadita turned towards the gathered students and their teacher. "Bring it, and let's get this over with."

edited 24th Apr '17 5:05:51 AM by Schlck72

And that claim of knowing every fighting style has shattered quicker than a fine glass statue struck by a mallet when that worthless student fled to the nearby gas station. Planetman will forgive this act of cowardice for now. When he returns, he'll be forced to write an essay on why Pluto should remain a planet and why that Tyson guy is a hack.

Planetman grins sadistically at the duo of terrorists, as he forms a miniature Sun in his right hand. If one were to look more closely, his mask somehow has a set of vicious-looking fangs.

"Alright, you asked for it," warns Planetman as he's holding up a hot ball of gas. He chucks it at the duo and he yells, "Apollo Dynamite!"

edited 24th Apr '17 12:10:18 PM by josh6243

"Did he say something about Apollo Justice?" The ninja wondered out loud. "For the love of every god no!" Kadita jumped out of the way and twirled and shielded himself. The attack knocked him back. He was almost blinded, and he was pretty sure he had double vision a little. He survived, though, but was beat up and bleeding from his mouth, favoring one leg over the other. "Crap. Without that stupid ninja and vampire, I might not make it..."

A crackling speaker emotes from a device on him. "See guys, I helped. No hard feelings when this is over, right guys? Mr. Planetman? Anyone? Anyone?" A second voice in the room spoke. "Sorry, I gave him a walkie too." The ninja was unharmed, much to Kadita's irritation. "This is getting a little bad, with my friends and that one chick dead. I think I'm going to call it a day and transfer to another squad. Bye, Mr. K." "What? No, god damn you what the actual-"

It was too late, the ninja activated his device and fled through the door back into the world. Kadita knew he may not survive this. Anything was better than an outright fight, they could tire him out eventually. He pulled out his last resort. "Listen up morons, you leave me no choice! This was made by the OC Council, its some kind of, as they say, "Super bomb". It'll cause a black hole, killing all of us, because last I checked, Planets can't escape them either, so there goes your whole schtick Bluey, and I'm pretty sure even the most OP of you couldn't survive it. So let me go right now." He glared at them all. He noticed them all tensing up, well aside from those two weirdos and one of those emotionless kids. The god was juggling... something and the cat boy just tilted his head.

Enemy left: Kadita, armed with "Super bomb".